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Video transcript of video titled "A Rant on Everything but especially Internet" by Margaret Palermo. Posted July 26, 2016. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwlXo70SGQ

Hi, I'm Margaret Palermo and I'm going to teach you about life. Today we're going to talk about criticism. I get criticized a lot. It actually really hits my heart to get criticized that much (not), I don't think that I can take it anymore (not).

You know like criticizing my age (41), people are criticizing everything, like 'why don't you dress your age?', I mean is this not my age? Pants and t-shirt, necklace, hair, and makeup, and nails, I did them myself, I'm a humble person.

People are criticizing literally everything! I know I know, it's the internet, get a thicker skin, and if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen right? Or just stay there and burn yourself, touch the hot plate, touch the oven, crawl into the oven!

Being a youtuber is kind of like going into the hottest kitchen in the world, crawling into the oven, asking for the heat to be turned up to 1200 degrees and just.. let yourself.. roast! Don't even care, don't even feel anything.. ah! No! Better! FEEL! Feel the heat! Masochist! Live in that oven! Masochist! Suck it all in! Masochist! Must be absolutely thermal resistant. My oven is one of the hottest on the entire internet! I'm an expert yeah? I'm real! I'm the chosen one! I'm number one! My oven is the hottest on the entire internet! I must be absolutely thermal resistant! Or the biggest.. masochist (does a little masochist dance) yeah. Because I'm standing in the biggest ducking heat! You guys higher (increase the temp) the internet oven like a locomotive a hundred years ago, more wood, more charcoal, more coal..

Anyways, it doesn't matter to me, what matters is why you know? You start to think like 'what the hell..?' Even if you explain really really really smart, people don't have them logic. People are religious, that's a really big problem by the way, and I really hope the internet will rout the religions out by inspiring people to use their brains.

Because, if you are used to be being taught at school a really really strange story, or many many really strange stories, let's say bible, ok because bible is still something you might be able criticize, not everyone will be happy, but I just really really want to make it clear as to why things don't work out in this world. Have you ever heard the shortest horror story of the world? You know when there is only one person left in the entire world and someone knocks on the door? That's how the bible works!

There are only four people in the entire world, mother, father, son #1, son #2. One of the sons kills the other one, because of jealousy. First of all you could already say "he must have had a reason", that "I don't buy it that Abel was just really really nice, and Cain was just so ducking jealous that he killed his own brother! He must have had a reason!" No! No no no. People don't have reasons other than greed and jealousy. That happens! Kids finish up their parents, Cain kills Abel. That exists.

If you get robbed, is it always your fault? No! Someone just ducking wanted to rob you! And that's also the same victim shaming with rape, that guys will take advantage of anyone at the very first moment, that's victim blaming! You were alone there, no one could see, there were no cameras, of course you've been killed: that's victim blaming.

Let's move on to our story. So there are 4 people, then after that there are only 3 people because one killed the other, after that this obviously absolutely psychopathic son Cain went away and married.. well, there were no women other than the mother. So either Cain married his own mother, or some animals..

Another very funny funny funny funny thing is Noah's ark. Imagining that from all animals, one couple gets into the Ark. Not only that but with a family of incest so after that we are also all children of a family, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Noah's ark stays in Noah's ark, and what happens in Noah's family, stays in Noah's family. It's even worse. Two lions get out of the ark, two zebras get out of the ark. After that the lions want to eat, obviously, so they are going to eat the zebras! So how can the zebra parents now have little zebra kids if the lions are hungry!? Because two of them survived the biggest rain in this world, but then one got hit by a car.. or anything else. If it wasn't eaten by lions, or tigers, or whatever snake, or even birds. If you get only two of each insect on the ark, birds eat insects.. it just doesn't add up.

The most important thing in the entire blah blah blah blah blah I'm doing right now is: you people are used to absolutely illogical things. That's why scams and bullying still exist. Someone presents you with a really simple, but absolutely illogical story in a very convincing and very calm way, like "hmm ya, if you press this button you will live happily ever after" and you believe it and you press that button and it actually blows your head off. You can't say after that "uhhh but but but she said.. uh, that they said, that it.. will be fun." Most of the time it's not fun. They just want you to do something because it's good for them, and you believe because you are used to it. You believe it will be fun, but when it isn't ohhh, it hurts man! When you realize that it wasn't exactly like they said it will be. Nevermind, you already signed, stamped, did, said, hated, criticized, whatever, what you've done is done. You cannot ever make it undone. All you can do is to forgive yourself, because you believed something, and maybe not forgive and forget, better you remember, because otherwise I don't know, somehow you have to learn right?

So don't forget, but forgive yourself, and move on, but learn from it. And then the other thing I really really really really really really don't understand is how it's possible that people think something.. well every one thinks something which is our right, but we all can speak our mind to certain extent which is quite a big extent on the internet. What can come from that is when everyone starts to have an opinion, but these opinions are presented as facts. Like 'I know that she bulululululululul'. How can you know because the next person reads it and believes, and has no logic. You just believe, right? So that's how, really horrible things can happen on the internet. Everyone seems to know everything, but no one ever walked a mile in the person's shoes. And 99% of the time they didn't even try the shoes on. You will very very quickly put your own shoes back on when you tried on the other people's shoes I'm telling you.

That's how I feel about you guys sometimes. Not everyone, not everyone! Not everyone! There are very very smart, very kind people. The only problem is they mostly shut up, because they are kind and smart. So they don't waste their time for lulululululul. And if they do they get so much hate and such ridiculous assumptions that they just think, yeah ok, who cares right? So why bother. So the smart and kind people shut up, because they are kind and smart.

I really hope you learned a lot today. And next week on Wednesday we see each other again. Thanks for watching, thanks for commenting, thanks for liking, thanks for even disliking, who cares right. And please subscribe because then you will get an e-mail like a new video is up and you can just click and you know what I've done before you come to my channel because they send you a picture and a title and then they tell you 'Margaret Palermo uploaded a video' like hate comments and the world and Japan and she made a song and then you know 'Ah! Margaret Palermo is in the oven again! She must be a masochist!' Bye! See you next Wednesday!