Fluffysitting is easy

1/4
>Your brother has asked you to take care of his fluffy pony.
>He'll be away for a month.
"Yeah, sure, no problem."
>Go to his apartment.
>He gives you the food, the toys, the litterbox.
>Whatever.
>Gives you fluffy's car seat.
"That's stupid. Animals ride in pet carriers, do you have one?"
>"Eh yeah, but it's also her sorry box."
>"She won't want to ride in it."
>Zero fucks are given.
>Pick up fluffy mare; put her in the pet carrier.
>"Nuuu! Why sowwee box? Fwuffy nu am nawghty!"
>Brother tries to explain.
>"Calm down Twinkle, you haven't been naughty."
>"Why sowwee box? Fwuffy nu wike! Whaaaa!"
>"You're just going to ride to Anon's house."
>"He'll take care of you until I come back."
>Fluffy pony cries and bangs on the door.
>"Nu wan' daddee go 'way! Pwease fwuffy go wif daddee!"
>"No, you have to stay with Anon. He's very nice, he's my brother, he'll take care of you."
>Not wasting any time, leave brother's apartment.
>Fluffy cries and waves front legs.
>"G'bye daddee! Fwuffy miss! Pwease come back fow fwuffy!"

>Set fluffy's carrier in back seat footwell.
>"Whaaa! Nu wike! Fwuffy wan' see out window!"
"Quiet."
>"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHH!"
>She won't shut up.
>Pick carrier up.
>Fluffy is happy, thinks she's won.
>Put fluffy carrier in the trunk.
>Brace it so it doesn't roll around.
>Slam trunk shut.
>Drive home.

2/4
>Arrive at house.
>Open trunk.
>Fluffy has been crying the whole time.
>Face fluff soaked.
>"Nu wike! So scawy dawk! Pwease huggies."
>Unload fluffy food first.
>Leave toys in the trunk.
>Won't need them.
>Unload fluffy in pet carrier last.
>Carry her inside.
>Fluffy is excited.
>"New houff! Fwuffy wuv! Wan' pway!"
>Set her carrier down in the living room corner.
>"Wha? Wet fwuffy out pwease!"
>Go work on lawnmower.
>Sit outside and have a beer.
>It's getting dark.
>Mosquitos are coming out.
>Go inside.
>Fluffy is bawling, banging hooves on carrier door.
>"Whhhaaahhh! Wet fwuffy out! Nu wike sowwee box!"
"You be quiet."
>Hmmm...7pm.  She's probably hungry.
>Open a can of fluffy chow.
>Generic grain & vegetable mash.
>Fluffy is excited, hopping in cage.
>"Yay nummies! Fwuffy come out!"
>Open door...fluffy tries to run out.
"No you don't."
>Catch her by the mane, force her back inside.
>Put food in the cage with her.
>Close door back up.
>Fluffy sniffles and cries.
>"Why nu wet fwuffy out? Wan pway, wun, gif huggies!"
"Be quiet and eat your food."
>Tearfully, fluffy eats her chow.

3/4
>After dinner fluffy cries and complains more.
>"Fwuffy nu wike box! Pwease out! Pwease out! Pwease out!"
>She's never gonna shut up.
>Pick up box.  Carry to the bathroom.
>Put her in the closet, close the door.
>Finally some peace & quiet.
>You can watch some porn.

>Bed time.
>Check on fluffy pony.
>She's exhausted from crying and trying to get out.
>"Fwuffy wan sweepies.  Pwease out?"
"No Twinkle, this is your house, you stay here."
>Fluffy pony is horrified.
>"Nuuu! Pwease! Fwuffy nu stay in box!"
"Oh, yeah, almost forgot."
>Open her door, lift fluffy out.
>Fluffy almost cries with relief & joy.
>"Yay! Wuv out! Huggies pwease!"
>She waves her legs at you, trying to reach you for hugs.
>Carry her to the shitter.
>Give her a good squeeze.
>"Owwiiee!"
>When you're sure she's empty, run her ass under the sink.
>"Whhaa! Watew cowd!"
>She's cleaned up.
>Put her back in the carrier.
"Good night, Twinkle."
>"Whhhaaaa! Nu wan' sweepies in box! Pwease sweepies wif Mista!"
>Switch off the light.

4/4
>It's an easy 30 days.
>Fluffy does not like the box.
>That's not your problem.
>It's big enough for her to move and turn around.
>She has a towel to sleep on.
>Fluffy gets food twice a day.
>You squeeze her over the toilet twice a day.
>If she craps in her cage before that she has to live with it.
>You'll clean it out at the regular shit time.
>You said you'd take care of her...nothing more.

>Fluffy never gets used to living in the box.
>She cries, whimpers and begs non-stop.
>She bangs on the cage door.
>She bawls to be let out.
>It's okay, you can't hear her.
>She spends a month locked in the bathroom closet.
>You never beat her, yell at her or abuse her.
>Fluffy is totally safe in her box.

>At the end of the month your brother returns.
>You put fluffy in the trunk and drive her over.
>Fluffy pony is overjoyed to see daddy.
>She's safe, clean and well fed.
>That's all you promised.
>"I hope she didn't give you any trouble."
"Nope.  None at all."
>"She's always so happy after she's stayed with you."
"Any time, bro."
>Fluffysitting is easy.