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- Generating story...
- You are Carl Johnson, a black man. You live on Grove Street in San Andreas. You
- are coming home. You walk into your house and see that it is indeed empty. The
- door is open, but the lights are off. You turn on the light switch and find
- that you have turned it on when you were asleep
- > I see Big Smoke appear with a baseball bat
- You hear the sound of a bat hitting something behind you. You turn around to
- see Big Smoke, holding a bat, standing behind you. He swings at you.
- "What the **** do you think you're doing?" he says
- > Big smoke is a friend who didn't know I came home.
- Big Smoke is a friend who was supposed to come over to visit you tonight, but
- never showed up. You don't want him to get hurt, so you duck for cover as he
- charges at you.
- He hits you right in the face, knocking you down
- > I get up and calm him down. He is my friend now.
- You stand up and calmly walk towards Big Smoke. "I'm sorry I got angry," you
- say. "It's okay".
- Big Smoke looks at you and smiles.
- > Take big smoke out to do a drive by shooting
- You take Big Smoke out to do a drive by shooting. He gets scared and runs away.
- > Chase big smoke and then take him to Clucking Bell to get several hamburgers.
- You catch up to Big Smoke and bring him back to Clucking Bell where you feed
- him several hamburgers. You tell him that he can have one if he catches me eating
- all the food.
- > Eat all the food and vomit on big smoke's face
- You finish eating all the food and vomit on Big Smoke's face. He laughs and thanks
- > My vomit was acid and it burns his face.
- Your vomit was acid and burned his face. It makes him cry and run off crying.
- > Chase him and remove his face. Stich it back on upside down.
- You chase Big Smoke and remove his face. He screams and begs you not to kill
- him. You laugh and tell him that he can go ahead and die because you won't be
- able to remember what happened after this.
- > Wear Big Smoke's face as a mask
- You put Big Smoke's face on a mask and throw it into the river. You swim away
- from there.
- > wrap the face around a basketball and call it wilson II
- You wrap the face around a basketball and call it Wilson II. You play it every
- time you win a game.
- > kiss the basketball
- You kiss the basketball and it tastes like bacon. You make sure to keep it in
- your room.
- > admire the face glued to the basketball
- You admire the face glued to the basketball. You look at it everyday until you
- YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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