1993 LGPS Canadian GP commentary

18:02:17: <Nuppiz> GO GO GO!
18:02:21: <NuppizForPresident> BRAGGIA STALLS :P
18:03:23: <Nuppiz> Axel is right
18:03:29: <Axel> :D
18:03:30: <PastaM> GO FGCR
18:03:41: <Nuppiz> two stallers, do Nascimento aaaaand... Tenpecost
18:03:46: <Axel> FUCK
18:03:59: <Axel> At least Generic is there
18:04:23: <FMecha> Klon_rules, what continent Tropico belongs in?
18:04:43: <Klon_Rules> SA
18:04:51: <FMecha> south America?
18:05:43: <FMecha> Bathplug it, because I have plan to put GT2 Tahiti Road as the Tropican race for F1RSTC...
18:05:45: <Klon_Rules> no - Sentral Antartica :P
18:05:55: <FMecha> you don't say :p
18:06:53: <Nuppiz> all 26 remaining cars make it through the first lap... noope
18:06:59: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane retires
18:07:28: <PastaM> SOUTH AFRICA!
18:07:37: <PastaM> The land of Naas Botha
18:07:42: <PastaM> Denis van Walwijk
18:07:43: <PastaM> And of course
18:07:49: <PastaM> DANNY VAN RIJKENS
18:07:57: <Klon_Rules> We are in Namibia you idiot
18:08:02: <Nuppiz> his rear right suspension gives in
18:08:04: <Klon_Rules> :p
18:08:16: <PastaM> This is Namibia?
18:08:20: <PastaM> Though it was Canada :P
18:08:35: <Klon_Rules> wait
18:08:35: <PastaM> No, you said SA
18:08:40: <Klon_Rules> I thought we were doing windhoek
18:08:54: <Nuppiz> lol u sug :P
18:09:06: <Klon_Rules> fak u nubbiz
18:09:11: <Nuppiz> Windhoek isn't until after the European season
18:09:13: <PastaM> vindhurk
18:09:24: <Nuppiz> and the European season only starts after this race :P
18:10:37: <Nuppiz> THE STREAK HAS ENDED!
18:10:46: <Nuppiz> VIC SUNSET IS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!
18:10:51: <Salamander> :(
18:10:57: <Axel> YES
18:10:58: <Axel> YES
18:10:59: <Axel> YES
18:11:00: <Axel> YES
18:11:01: <Axel> YES
18:11:03: <Axel> :D
18:11:07: <NuppizForPresident> .......this is the first round after i said he had won the title aswell :/
18:11:13: <PastaM> Yes!
18:11:20: <PastaM> Now for JEV!
18:11:34: <NuppizForPresident> in that case, Vettel has won the 2014, 2015 and 2016 WDCs
18:11:55: <NuppizForPresident> since me saying things are won never seem to go well :P
18:12:10: <Nuppiz> looks like another suspension failure
18:12:37: <Nuppiz> this is a demanding track for the suspension with all of those bumps, so I'm not surprised
18:13:21: <Klon_Rules> shut up dark
18:13:26: <Nuppiz> Marky Howard's engine goes boom
18:13:39: <NuppizForPresident> :D
18:15:49: <Nuppiz> van Dycke pulls into the pits with a gearbox failure
18:16:28: <Nuppiz> Douglas' engine fails
18:17:41: <Salamander> dark
18:17:42: <Rated> they drop like flies
18:18:01: <Nuppiz> Anker is also smoking
18:18:01: <Salamander> i swear to god, if you call another title like this im kicking your ass :p
18:18:20: <Klon_Rules> do it salamander
18:18:22: <Klon_Rules> break him a little bitch
18:18:26: <NuppizForPresident> it's simply part of my pessimism :D
18:18:37: <Axel> Where's Generic?
18:18:38: <Salamander> no its not
18:18:39: <Axel> Lap 4?
18:18:44: <Salamander> its you just being a douche :p
18:18:49: <Klon_Rules> ... I noticed I missed a "like" in my last statemen
18:18:51: <Nuppiz> Lap 6
18:18:56: <Klon_Rules> but I like "Break him a little bitch"
18:19:04: <Axel> 38 laps?
18:19:07: <Nuppiz> Generic is 13th
18:19:11: <Nuppiz> 39 laps
18:19:12: <NuppizForPresident> by saying that a driver's won a title before he has, it takes away any excitement
18:19:15: <Axel> :/
18:19:19: <Axel> Go Generic
18:19:20: <Axel> Go
18:19:28: <Salamander> so why do you do it??????
18:19:58: <NuppizForPresident> because i always predict the worst, in this case being that the title fight won't be exciting
18:20:32: <Salamander> but its really annoying
18:20:33: <Nuppiz> and Anker's engine gives up
18:20:45: <PastaM> Axel such a generic statement :P
18:22:11: <PastaM> What is the fuss about Generic anyway?
18:23:26: <Axel> huh?
18:23:53: <Axel> Want a non-generic statement?
18:24:08: <Axel> BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY! GOGOGOGO CARAXLLLLL
18:24:15: <Axel> :p
18:24:30: <Nuppiz> yellow flags
18:24:36: <Nuppiz> it's a blue car
18:24:43: <Salamander> PLS BRAGGIA
18:24:47: <Axel> Jong Sung
18:24:51: <Axel> JEV
18:24:51: <NuppizForPresident> Salamander why
18:24:52: <Klon_Rules> Mori
18:24:55: <Axel> VDM
18:25:16: <Salamander> because its just desserts for him undeservingly getting out of pq :p
18:25:17: <Nuppiz> it's...
18:25:19: <Salamander> thats why :p
18:25:31: <Nuppiz> Sam Sun of Aussie Motorsports :P
18:25:35: <Salamander> booooooo
18:25:36: <Axel> lel
18:25:43: <NuppizForPresident> braggia can't challenge for the title anyway
18:25:57: <Salamander> of course he can :/
18:26:07: <Axel> Lucky this year's start is not clusterfuck like last year
18:26:23: <NuppizForPresident> nvm
18:26:38: <Axel> Dark could you change your name pls
18:26:46: <Axel> I'm confused which one is real Nuppiz
18:26:52: <Salamander> lel
18:27:01: <Salamander> since when does nuppiz nominate himself for president :p
18:27:12: <Axel> lel
18:27:30: <Ugncreative> Klon_Rules is the real nuppiz
18:27:37: <Salamander> obviously
18:27:53: <Axel> *facepalm^999999
18:28:24: <Nuppiz> Braggia overtakes JEV for the lead
18:28:47: <PastaM> NEIN
18:29:26: <Klon_Rules> indeed I am
18:29:27: <Axel> So the next race would be
18:29:36: <Axel> Sunset vs Davies vs Braggia
18:29:38: <Axel> nice
18:29:58: <Nuppiz> Sunset vs Davies vs Braggia vs JEV vs VDM
18:29:59: <Axel> should I run Jeice Swan for Irish GP.......
18:30:02: <Axel> lel
18:30:38: <Axel> vs Van Dycke vs Jong-Sung vs Richard Arthur
18:30:40: <Axel> *Arthurs
18:30:48: <Axel> vs everywhere
18:30:59: <Nuppiz> GENERIC SPINNUU
18:31:03: <Axel> O
18:31:05: <Axel> :O
18:31:11: <Axel> no
18:31:12: <Axel> no
18:31:13: <Axel> no
18:31:16: <Axel> gooooooo
18:31:56: <Nuppiz> OAAAAAA
18:32:02: <Nuppiz> CURASHEEE
18:32:08: <Axel> NO
18:32:16: <PastaM> Yes!
18:32:17: <PastaM> Yes!
18:32:18: <Axel> PLEASE NOT GENERIC
18:32:18: <PastaM> YES!
18:32:27: <PastaM> Please Generic!
18:32:33: <PastaM> Its time Axel made his own drivers :P
18:32:37: <Nuppiz> THE LEADING DUO CRASH INTO GENERIC!
18:32:43: <PastaM> LEL WHAT
18:32:45: <Axel> ARRGGHH
18:32:58: <Rated> haha
18:33:04: <Axel> NONONONONO
18:33:16: <Axel> JUST NO
18:33:34: <Nuppiz> AND ZAUGG IS IN IT AS WELL
18:33:36: <Axel> PastaM I have Handoyo, Markuses :P
18:33:42: <Axel> ugh
18:34:28: <Axel> PLEASE GENERIC CONTINUE
18:34:50: <PastaM> GENERIC RETIRE PLS
18:34:59: <Axel> "/kick PastaM
18:35:11: <Aeroracing> TOP LEL, that
18:35:48: <PastaM> Reb Lelmas Racing?
18:36:16: <PastaM> Axel why did you try to kick me :(
18:36:27: <Axel> Because you hope Generic out
18:36:31: <Axel> *retire
18:36:46: <NuppizForPresident> ..........
18:36:51: <NuppizForPresident> did braggia lose a front wing
18:37:16: <Nuppiz> Generic is stranded in the middle of the track after a brake failure, Braggia comes in and can't react in time due to the car being in a slope
18:37:34: <Nuppiz> huge smash, both cars fly in the opposite directions
18:37:39: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC
18:37:41: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC00
18:37:42: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC00
18:37:43: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC
18:37:45: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC
18:37:45: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC
18:37:45: <NuppizForPresident> BAN GENERIC
18:38:02: <Axel> PUTAIN
18:38:12: <Axel> Generic: "PUTAIN!!!"
18:38:23: <Salamander> also axel, hoping one of your drivers is out is not cause to kick someone
18:38:25: <Axel> WHY
18:38:26: <Nuppiz> Braggia's car bounces off the wall and is hit by JEV who also loses a wheel
18:38:44: <Salamander> lel
18:38:54: <Salamander> ive never kicked you and you wished JJD out many times
18:39:00: <Axel> lalalala
18:39:00: <Nuppiz> Zaugg comes into the sitation and hits Braggia slowly, but hard enough to lose a wheel as well
18:39:02: <dark77> is the best driver AKA braggia injured
18:39:05: <Nuppiz> situation
18:39:19: <dark77> restart race
18:39:25: <Nuppiz> Axel I doubt Generic is in a very talkative mood at the moment...
18:39:26: <dark77> this is a farce
18:39:33: <Axel> ........
18:39:54: <Axel> He said "Putain!" after spin but before hit
18:40:51: <PastaM> Aeroracing Well-respected? Me? Feels.
18:40:54: <PastaM> :P
18:40:54: <Nuppiz> JEV and Zaugg are fine
18:41:01: <Axel> http://tomgpalmer.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy-images/Atomic%20Explosion.jpg
18:41:05: <Nuppiz> Generic and Braggia... not so much...
18:41:36: <Nuppiz> Jan van der Maeyede inherits the lead
18:41:47: <Axel> http://www.dadsbigplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ambulance.jpg
18:41:58: Axel collapses
18:42:30: <Nuppiz> Braggia is in pain, but barely conscious
18:42:42: <PastaM> Well, thi shas definately gone Foster's way
18:42:45: <PastaM> Good Call
18:42:46: <PastaM> !
18:42:48: <Nuppiz> Generic is unconscious and badly stranded inside his car
18:43:36: <Aeroracing> Nuppiz: F1 Reject's biggest cause of fictional drivers injuries since 2012
18:44:44: <Axel> Crowd: "Oh my gosh."
18:44:48: <Axel> ---Silence---
18:45:09: <Axel> Caraxl crew: ---Silence---
18:45:38: <Ferrarist> *chirp, chirp*
18:46:40: <Nuppiz> Braggia is on a stretcher now and being put into an ambulance
18:46:51: <dark77> this is bullshit
18:46:52: <Ferrarist> Again?
18:47:03: <Nuppiz> the rescue crew are still trying to get Generic out from his car
18:47:12: <dark77> this is incredibly ironic
18:47:21: <Axel> oh my
18:47:23: <dark77> if i let braggia not PQ, he wouldn't be injured
18:47:25: <Ferrarist> Quite a lot of serious accidents there recently.
18:47:26: <PastaM> Ironically ironic?
18:47:27: <dark77> :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/
18:48:05: <Pi3141> Are Mazzacane and/or Balivernes still in the race?
18:48:35: <Nuppiz> both DNF, Imissed Balivernes' retirement though
18:48:40: <Nuppiz> I missed*
18:49:05: <Axel> Lap now?
18:49:33: <Nuppiz> 17'
18:49:42: <Axel> .............
18:51:10: <Nuppiz> Bloggs retires
18:51:54: <Nuppiz> as does Gaera
18:52:08: <Salamander> so... whos leading?
18:52:14: <Nuppiz> VDM
18:52:18: <Salamander> :D
18:53:36: <Axel> 2nd? 3rd?
18:53:47: <Nuppiz> Ramone, R. Arthurs
18:53:57: <Axel> :O
18:54:08: <dark77> saddest day in LGPS history other than japan 1991
18:54:20: <Salamander> yeah right
18:54:23: <Axel> lel
18:54:28: <Axel> Japan 1991
18:54:31: <Rated> Oh so Zaugg was in the Generic incident, left for dinner just before it was announced :D
18:54:39: <Axel> Mega reject race
18:58:28: <Nuppiz> Graham retires with gearbox failure
18:58:36: <Nuppiz> I also had to use the safety car again
18:58:45: <Axel> lel
18:58:53: <Nuppiz> Genric's car was upside down and wasn't moved to the garage on it's own
18:58:58: <Nuppiz> Generic*
18:59:06: <Axel> yikes :/
18:59:08: <Nuppiz> so I had to flip it upright
18:59:10: <Rated> Datsun F1 :D
18:59:44: <Nuppiz> Karimov retires
19:00:46: <Axel> Just how bad is Generic's condition......
19:01:13: <Nuppiz> he's out from the car now, still unconscious
19:01:23: <Axel> .....
19:01:39: <Nuppiz> he's being airlifted to the hospital with a helicopter
19:01:46: <Axel> .........................
19:01:50: <Axel> ouch
19:02:21: <Axel> That's 2 bad Canadian GP......for the Canadian.....
19:02:27: <Axel> *GPs
19:02:39: <Nuppiz> brb
19:09:24: <Salamander> pastam
19:09:38: <Salamander> you know who needs to go in the second car for f1rstc right?
19:16:23: <Nuppiz> VDM, R. Arthurs, Ramone, Kickert, Jong-Sung, C. Arthurs, Smith, Bell, March, Mori
19:16:37: <Axel> :O
19:16:37: <Nuppiz> 22 laps out of 29 completed
19:16:41: <Nuppiz> 39*
19:17:15: <PastaM> Salamander Who?
19:17:31: <Salamander> sope stever :D
19:17:45: <PastaM> Yes!
19:18:20: <PastaM> yes!
19:18:22: <PastaM> yes!
19:18:41: <PastaM> Bill Phennett needs to drive for the Crusaders ~:P
19:23:10: <Nuppiz> Bell's engine has given up
19:23:23: <Salamander> bleh
19:24:56: <PastaM> Wait, Ive just realised
19:25:04: <PastaM> Jan van der Maeyede is 45/46 in 2011 :P
19:25:19: <Klon_Rules> and
19:25:20: <Klon_Rules> ?
19:25:21: <Salamander> yeah and? :p
19:25:30: <PastaM> I didnt know how old he was :P
19:25:34: <Salamander> :p
19:25:37: <Klon_Rules> aaaaand?
19:25:52: <Axel> How many cars left?
19:25:54: <PastaM> I knew he was around that age, I just wasn't sure how old :P
19:25:58: <PastaM> Nothing bug
19:26:01: <PastaM> *big
19:26:18: <Klon_Rules> so that was just pointless garn?
19:26:59: <Axel> Nuppiz How many cars left?
19:27:14: <PastaM> Klon_Rules yeo
19:27:16: <PastaM> yep
19:27:18: <PastaM> pretty much
19:27:27: <Nuppiz> nine
19:27:40: <Ferrarist> Guys, I know the perfect podium interviewer for the US Grand Prix. Although it's a guy only wrestling fans will know :D
19:27:45: <Axel> lap?
19:27:47: <Rated> Cena ?
19:27:56: <Aixata> after I've finished this episode of Robot Wars, would anyone like some more RNG madness?
19:28:02: <Ferrarist> Not Cena, silly. :P
19:28:02: <Rated> Steiner ?
19:28:02: <Klon_Rules> Josh Matthews
19:28:08: <Ferrarist> Stone Cold Steve Austin! 8)
19:28:12: <Nuppiz> Richard Arthurs retires!
19:28:14: <Ferrarist> Get it, "Austin"?
19:28:21: <Klon_Rules> just fuck you
19:28:32: <PastaM> RNG?
19:28:35: <PastaM> Yes pls
19:28:40: <Klon_Rules> and aixata
19:28:40: <Klon_Rules> yes
19:28:47: <Klon_Rules> for the love of god yes
19:29:14: <Axel> boo
19:29:18: <Axel> HTMTRT :(
19:29:18: <Ferrarist> "You stand there here, bragging about the eight wins in a row and talking about your four world championships. Yet it didn't get you anywhere. Austin 3:16 says, I'll just whip your ass!" *Gives Vettel the Stone Cold Stunner and celebrates with a beer bash* :D
19:29:28: <Nuppiz> 10 laps to go
19:29:40: <Axel> I guess now
19:29:41: <SlaveToTheRNG> When Flaschenpost first introduced the RNG, every was not pleased :P
19:29:49: <SlaveToTheRNG> Now it is the highlight of our lives
19:29:54: <Axel> VDM, Ramone, Kickert, Jong-Sung, C. Arthurs, Smith, March, Mori
19:29:55: <Axel> ?
19:29:59: <Axel> huh
19:30:10: <Axel> who is Smith.....
19:30:16: <Axel> :/
19:30:24: <Axel> my brain
19:30:24: <RNG_Is_God> Ferrarist, what the hell?
19:30:30: <Aeroracing> The RNG is a celebration of lel
19:30:32: <RNG_Is_God> Four world championships are getting somewhere
19:30:35: <Aeroracing> That's why we love it :D
19:30:37: <RNG_Is_God> are you a dolt
19:30:38: <RNG_Is_God> ?
19:30:51: <Nuppiz> VDM, Ramone, Kickert, Jong-Sung, C. Arthurs, R. Arthurs (ret), Smith, Bell, March, Mori
19:30:52: <RNG_Is_God> Nevermind that question, of course you are :p
19:30:55: <Ferrarist> RNG_Is_God: No, you are a dolt. Because you don't appreaciate Steve Austin enough :p
19:31:09: <Axel> top lel
19:31:18: <Axel> I forgot Dave Smith is making a return :D
19:31:28: <RNG_Is_God> I do - which is expressed by NOT mangling his promo to fit F1 at any cost even though it completely ruins the meaning of the promo :p
19:31:49: <Axel> Jong-Sung win please
19:31:52: <Ferrarist> Basically, every Austin promo ends with someone getting a stunner :p
19:31:55: <RNG_Is_God> if "Austin 3:16" would be used, it would be against Webber after he bitches because he lost to Vettel again
19:31:56: <Axel> Would the best history....ever
19:31:57: <Nuppiz> Smith is in the wall!
19:32:00: <Salamander> no
19:32:01: <Axel> :O
19:32:02: <Salamander> fuck that
19:32:08: <Salamander> vdm needs this win
19:32:23: <Aeroracing> Please someone give Paul Hembery a good stunner
19:32:31: <Axel> March in points!
19:32:32: <Axel> :D
19:32:40: <Axel> Go for Roblomas :D
19:32:42: <Aeroracing> Marching to the points, I see...
19:32:50: <Salamander> what idiot gave march a seat?
19:32:57: <Axel> Roblomas himself :P
19:33:02: <SlaveToTheRNG> Axel - :/
19:33:11: <RNG_Is_God> thank you based roblomas
19:33:18: <Axel> I might put March if the case is EXTRA EMERGENCY
19:33:21: <Axel> lel
19:33:24: <SlaveToTheRNG> Reb Lelmas Racing should forever be lel
19:33:28: <Salamander> :/
19:33:38: <SlaveToTheRNG> On lel'd upon in the lelest cases of upmost top lel
19:33:45: <Axel> #GoRoblomas
19:33:50: <Axel> holy my
19:33:51: <Salamander> NO
19:33:53: <Axel> my head
19:33:53: <Nuppiz> kickert is in trouble as well
19:33:59: <Axel> yikes
19:34:11: <Salamander> serves you right for encouraging reblelmas
19:34:14: <Axel> I've been up for 21 hours for now
19:34:16: <Nuppiz> that car isn't going to make the finish line with that much smoke coming out from the back
19:34:31: <Axel> Argh
19:34:32: <Axel> my head
19:34:42: <Axel> I need a little rest
19:34:48: <Axel> back in 5 minutes
19:35:49: <SlaveToTheRNG> Salamander PM
19:36:29: <Nuppiz> Archibald March lucking it into points again -_-
19:37:22: <Nuppiz> how long is Kickert's engine going to hold on?
19:37:29: <Nuppiz> there mus be no oil in it by now
19:37:33: <Nuppiz> must*
19:38:50: <Nuppiz> now it goes off
19:38:59: <Salamander> fantastic
19:39:05: <Nuppiz> that was a good two and half laps
19:39:09: <Salamander> more reblelmas :/
19:39:10: <Salamander> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5293&start=1160&p=273280&view=show#p273280
19:39:34: <Aixata> trololol
19:40:09: <Axel> I'm nearly ded just now
19:40:30: <Axel> I mean seriously
19:40:46: <Axel> It's painful to be vampire
19:41:35: <Axel> omg
19:41:47: <Pasta_On_The_RNG> wat
19:41:47: <Nuppiz> three laps to go
19:41:50: <Pasta_On_The_RNG> pray tell
19:41:55: <Axel> Taking gulps of water almost makes me fell
19:42:13: <Axel> something like push your face backwards
19:42:29: <Axel> Dark77 I recommended you please, sleep well
19:42:54: <Axel> Teenagers not supposed to stay awake for too long
19:42:59: <Nuppiz> penultimate lap
19:43:08: <Axel> standings?
19:44:18: <Nuppiz> VDM, Ramone, Jong-Sung, C. Arthurs, March, Mori
19:44:29: <Axel> nice
19:44:36: <Rubble_Mass52> roblomas52 can't get the quotes in his sig right :p
19:44:40: <Nuppiz> last lap
19:44:51: <RNG_Is_God> wait
19:44:54: <RNG_Is_God> mori scores again?
19:44:57: <RNG_Is_God> coool
19:46:18: <Nuppiz> aaaand Jan van der Maeyede wins the 1993 Life Grand Prix of Canada!
19:46:34: <Salamander> :D
19:46:35: <Nuppiz> he's exactly a lap ahead of Danny Ramone, who finishes second
19:47:40: <Nuppiz> Kim Jong-Sung is third and Christopher Arthurs fourth
19:48:51: <Axel> March in points :D
19:48:56: <Axel> Congratz roblomas
19:49:10: <Salamander> :/
19:49:15: <FMecha> Klon?
19:49:19: <Nuppiz> Archibald March fifth and Alik Mori sixth
19:49:32: <Axel> and
19:49:33: <FMecha> Klon isn't here?
19:49:35: <Axel> Good night
19:49:36: <dark77> MORI IS THE BEST
19:49:39: <dark77> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:49:47: <RNG_Is_God> Klon is here and FMecha is a dolt
19:50:13: <dark77> can someone take a pic of pasta's avatar pls
19:50:25: <Aixata> pahaha
19:50:28: <Salamander> i did already
19:50:35: <Salamander> its my new avatar :)
19:50:40: <dark77> still doesn't work
19:50:46: <Salamander> what a shame
19:51:14: <dark77> print screen it then post it
19:51:40: <Salamander> thats what i did to get the avatar...
19:52:05: <dark77> if it's meant to look like this http://gyazo.com/857b1b5d45b18e7b939922433c565d73.png
19:52:09: <dark77> then i don't get it
19:53:17: <RNG_Is_God> where is my RNG?
19:53:30: <RNG_Is_God> aixata said there'd be an RNG
19:53:52: <Nuppiz> Fastest lap: Vic Sunset, 1:14.076 on lap 2
19:53:53: <Aixata> I'm sorting bids
19:54:10: <Aixata> gimme a sec
19:54:11: <Nuppiz> ROTR: ehh, let's say Natascha Zaugg