Don't Shitpost, I'm Scared: Waifus

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOpC6W4Vso

Obvious reference letters for characters:
Y: Yellow Guy
R: Red Guy
D: Duck
C: Clock

R: "Come on guys, stop fucking around. We've only got 5 more posts until the bump limit."

D: "That's not enough posts!"

C: "There's always posts about waifus."

R: "... Who is this semen demon?"

C: Waifu's a thread you can post everyday to exercise your wrist
Discussion's far behind us
Your waifu doesn't exist

D:"Oh..."

Y: "Where's the thread?"

C: It's already dead
Taken by the mods

D: "Just go away, we're trying to play"

C: Fap fap fap because traps are
Straight

Waifus are content to measure your girth
But they are not real, nowhere on earth
Watch them post waifs on the waifu-claim thread
Losing your waif in the waifu-claim thread

Let's create a new thread
A thread with lots of waifs
The sounds of fapping to your waifs
We're fapping to your waif

R: "But my waifu is pure, though, so please stop being rude."

C: Don't be prudish, fag!
Your waifu is for lewd

Waifu's a waif, like a console-tan waif

Townsfolk: With pc and xbone and sony-type waifs
With pc, nintendo and handheld-type waifs
With pc and dreamcast and you've got no life

Y: This thread about waifus has fapbait inside

C: The thread about vidya has shriveled and died

D: This indie waifu is totally pure

Indie: Then /v/ finds my new game and makes rule 34

C:Waifus are also important to plot
But plot is missed when you fap a lot
[ANGRY COCK NOISES]
There's a time and a place for video games

D: Like E3

R: And and PCs

Y: My waifu's a boy
...

R: "And then what happened after the thread died?"

C: Waifs got THICC and then STICC like Misty
There's even waifs way back in pre-history

Y: "A franchise died"

C: But hey, it's a new day
Console-tan time
Cause it's tuesday!
Vidya gets old, but the waifus are new
And look at all of the wonderful waifus for you
With VR, and fleshlights, and ERP servers

Y: "My waifu has a Soc...Social network"

C: Look at the waifs!

Y: It's getting quite late, so I'll masturbate

R: I'm posting on /v/, there's waifus for me

D: The thread is alive, there's waifs on my drive

R: I'm on 4chan, there's waifs everywhere
Waifs everywhere

C: Now you can see the importance of waif
They make you feel loved in your lonely life

D: But where do they start?

Y: And where do they stop?

C: Waifs are important, and I am your cock

R: If a trap is your waif, does that make you gay?

Y: Are traps even waifs? Can anyone say?

D: Maybe trap's just a form of gay justification
An delusion created by fag-

C: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

THICC girls, Slim girls
White and Brown
Giant tits in Dragon's Crown
Look at this fanart, isn't it strange
How art makes her proportions change?

Y: "Make it stop!"

C: It's out of my hands, I'm only your cock
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine
But eventually, everyone has a trap waif