Archive - Amy Love/Game Show Lillim

I wonder if theres a mamono mana pit you can dip human females in to speed off the monserizing process.

I’m sure there’s a- oohoo! There’s an idea.

Okay, so a Lilim. I know, I know, hear me out, but a Lilim who runs a game show type thing where willing human women play to be monsterized into a nice species. Dark Matter and monster volunteers are involved. Grand prize is a new husband, to be provided from unsuspecting neighboring states!
Game Show Lilim!

It’s a major production!
>Ratatoskr camerawoman
>Tanuki producer
>Kejouro makeup
>Oni boom-mic operator
>Automaton lighting director
>Wardrobe provided by Lady Spinnet’s
>No Dark Matter were harmed in the making of this program- in fact, they loved it!
>Who Wants to be a Monster? is filmed in front of a live studio audience, though some of them may be Undead

>Though some of them may be Undead
Awww. I wanna take my Zombie wife to watch a taping of the show! She’d just be happy at all the pretty lights and sounds.

Are the participants willing or not?

Yes. This is strictly for willing human women. It’s not an extremist production, just a Lilim trying to give a fun and welcoming outlet to open women from monster-friendly states.

I'd tune in every week. Especially if they had a big boobs special

>Big Boobs special 1
The species on the wheel are!
Holst!
Dark Mage!
Kraken!
Titania!
Apophis!
and the special top prize-
Lust Demon!
Now spin that wheel, and-
>LETS!
>GET!
>MONSTERIZED!

You have to answer trivia towards the species you land on or play a short game where you do something the species would. If you get it right/complete it, you get a point towards that species and can spin again. Whoever has the most points in a species at the end of the round gets to be turned into that species, or can choose to keep playing to try and get a different one.

>All the contestants are flat chested human women who want mamano to give them what nature didn’t
>interviews after they transform see them ecstatically playing with their new chests, some even falling over from their weight

>There's one woman who got nothing
>But since they're so nice they gave her another change on the "royal special" airing the next week

Would you volunteer to be the bonus round grand prize for that episode?
Requirements:
Must be Monster-friendly
Must not be in an existing harem at time of taping
Must declare Incubus status if applicable
Must not be eligible for Alping
Must be alive (unless Undead Special)
(Big Boobs special)Must primarily identify as a “breast man/boob guy”

Sounds perfect for me, and I like all the ladies too. Kind of hoping I get the shy NEET girl who becomes more confident thanks to her transformation, though the tsundere who becomes a cuddly Holst or the career businesswoman who wants nothing more than to become a carefree Titania are also tempting.

That last one is really interesting. I like that idea.
>”So, why did you decide you wanted to monsterize, contestant 4?”
>”I’ve been the Vice President of a Fortune 500 company for twenty years. I’m personally in charge of over two thousand employees on a daily basis as well as international deals and legal proceedings, court cases, blagh... everything, it feels like.”
>”Whoa! Sounds like a busy time! So I’m guessing Apophis? Maybe a short at Demon?”
>”No, no, the opposite! Hobgoblin, or especially Titania.”
>”Really now? Why’s that?”
>”I wanna come ho- no, not even that, I just want to BE home, every day, and not have to worry about a single thing in the world besides me and the man I end up with. I want to not even remember what an International Cooperative Banking Merger is, but rather only worry about what cute dress I can wear to show off my breasts and what fun I can have in a day without a care in the world!!!”
>”That’s the spirit! I love your gusto! Let’s hear it for her, ladies and gentlemen!”
<APPLAUSE>

>Unfortunately for her, she still remembers what a International Cooperative Banking Merger is.
>In fact, she still has to go to work, except now she's three feet tall and her tits are bigger than her head.
>She did not even won a man to go home with, but at least she doesn't need to walk at work now that that cute intern kid can carry her everywhere.

>She learns to take it easy at work, her magical Hobgoblin charisma making it easier to delegate her responsibilities to underlings
>now spends most of the time at work with her tits smothering the nervous intern, a goofy dumb smile on her face as she has the best of both worlds- a cushy, prestigious position and a cute boi to Boss around and have sex with whenever she wants because he has to listen...
>cuz she’s da boss, hue hue
>And da boss gots da biggest boobies, and dats her, so Anon’s gots ta listen, hue hue~!

Aw, that's surprisingly sweet. There's probably a lot of stories like that on Who Wants to be a Monster. Like a poor girl who just wants some money to live comfortably and ends up as one of the richest Monsters in the world.
Then there would be the women who just do it for the money and fame
>"Look you realize the Cash Prize isn't that big and you're going to end up mentally and physically changed by this?"
>"When I have money and fame I won't need to worry about that!"
>"...it's your funeral lady"

>”...literally~!”
>A massive guillotine drops from the sky and brutally beheads the contestant, who’s head rolls a few feet while her body stands shocked and starts feeling around for it
>”Congratulations on your new race- Dullahan!”

There’s a whole aftershow that follows the new monsters around and helps them find new outfits and fitting into their new roles. Kinda like a documentary piece.

>New Holst crying with happiness when she realizes the biggest bra they have is too small for her.

>”I’m so sorry ma’am, erm, w-we can’t seem to make it fit around your- ahem- bosom. It’s too big. Maybe Miss Arachne down the stre-“
>”Sniff! S-say that again!”
>”W-say what again?”
>”What you just said!”
>”T-the store down-“
>”Before that!”
>”...your bosom is too big-“
>Holst helps with joy and jumps, sending her tits into a wobbling jiggling cascade as she tearily hugs the tailor in happiness

Imagine being a girl’s boyfriend knowing when you see her again she’s gonna be a sexy monster. The waiting room must be nerve wracking.

Are there any races that are off limits or they’d never put up as an option?

I'd guess only races they know the girl would definitely not want to end up as, like a scientist who actually enjoys her job probably doesn't want to become a slime or wonderland species

Dark Slime would still work, though.
Hell, it comes with chemical-proofing.

Shog, Nacho, Mindflayer, and possibly Nightgaunt, simply because they’re outside the scope of what the Lilim and her Dark Matter assistant are capable of. Wendigo somehow isn’t that difficult.
Lilim, of course.
Angels of the Chief God, though Angels of other gods are possible.
Doppelgänger, not because they can’t but because they don’t bring in good ratings.
They’ve tried Automaton before but something went wrong and the girl ended up a ghost instead. Thankfully she was still ecstatic but they don’t want to risk it again.

I mean, the show wouldn’t be for everyone too. A girl like that would be better off going to a monsterization clinic rather than taking a chance at a game show where she’s has as much chance becoming a Dorome as she does a Hakutaku.

>Show ends and the crowd cheers while you hear a pudgy Tanuki call “that’s a wrap!”
>your girlfriend is on her way back to the bedroom they locked you in, now a monster of a race you have no idea of

Well yeah, the girls would know what races would be available on the episode before they get accepted as contestants. The Demon legal advisor would handle all that stuff in auditions and all that. But if a scientist girl applied but the only episode available was the “Loveable Low Intelligence” special, she may decline proceeding with the audition.
The nitty gritty of showbusiness, see?

>Lilim: Oh no, her dream!
>Rata: Oh no, the set!
>Demon: Oh no, the impending lawsuit!
>Tanuki: Oh YES, the ratings!!!

>Contrary to what most people believe and what the show proclaims, most women who enter the TV contest "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" do not go out to change their lives as they so intended.
>In fact most of them return to the old lives they had before the monsterization after a few months of attempting to make a change in their lifestyle, to no avail.
>79% of women classified as Control-Freaks go back to their professional lifestyle after their transformation into a monsters categorized as "Gentle, Calm and/or Cheerful".
>83% of women classified as Doormats have reported that they continue to feel unsufficiently assertive after the monsterization into "Bold, Stubborn, Selfish and/or Ferocious" monster types".
>91% of women classified as Shut-Ins continue their cloistered lifestyle after attempting a change to "Bold, Cheerful, and/or Ferocious" personalities.
>among other examples
>The only classification to have managed to achieve the change in their lifestyle was the Cursed-in-Love category, with the amazing result of 97% of their members being in succesful romantic and/or interpersonal relationships after one year of their Monsterization.
>In fact, it seems that a trend has formed in the show's practical results, with 69% of all contestants that have ever participated in the show in currently in stable, amorous relationships of some kind, with only a 7% of all contestants had trouble keeping a partner in a stable romantic relationship and the remaining 24% have not had any kind of romantic relationship since the monsterization proccess.
>Despite the apparent failure of the show's presumed objective, very few women have declared any insatisfaction with the overall result, many of them commenting on how the change has given them a new outlook on their old lives, or that they feel that they've come to terms with their situaton.
>To this day, "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" continues to be one of the most popular shows in television since the Interdimensional Cooperation Act was signed in the year 2034, particularily in low-income urban neighborhoods on Earth and many "Demon Realm" countries in the New World.
>"LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" is to this day subsidised at an outstanding monetary loss by the International Monster Acceptance Institute, the Mamono TransDimensional Company, and DanukorpGolden Investment S.A.

You're forgetting the role it plays in making monsterazation an acceptable practice. Polls have shown this, with many viewers saying they have a more positive and understanding view of monsterazation then before they started watching the show.

>Shut-in chubby girl get's monsterized into a Salamander
>A year later she is now a shut-in chubby lizard
>The main difference is that she now binge watches shonen anime rather than shoujo

>one of the most powerful MGs
>wants a storybook ending
>hosts a game show
Lilim or not, she’s the one for me!

Local gameshow Lilim not so smug after being mating pressed unconscious by husbando. Currently on maternity leave.

Lich-san as her temporary replacement didn’t help ratings. She just didn’t have the same charisma as Gameshow Lilim.

>Lich-San takes more notes than actual talking throughout the entire episode

Gameshow Lilim would be a huge celebrity. Anon husband better be used to having paparazzi Ratas in his face.

So I take it Gameshow Lilim is a much younger sister. Maybe even born post-portals in that timeline.
Well, regardless of the more puppetry aspects of the show’s true purpose (not that I mind, I’m all for total DL victory), it’s nice to know Gameshow Lilim really is just a cheery girl who sincerely thinks she’s making dreams come true.

That’s what makes her cause so beautiful. No one who shows up on her stage is there by force, they’re all there because they believe their lives will become so much better off because of it. I just wish my dull life will be more than enough to entertain her.
I hope she likes (or at least learns to like) baseball.

I bet she carries an old-school camcorder on every date with you to capture your happiest moments, and every few weeks takes them out to watch privately with smiling teary eyes at all the memories.
>”It’s really happening...”
>”My happily ever after!”

>Christmas special episode where the contestants are all little girls with terminal illnesses
>Gameshow Lilim dressed in her sexy (yet modest for a lilim) Santa suit is warm and kind to them, basically going soft on them and letting them pretty much choose which Monstergirl they want to become
>GS Lilim personally monsterizes them without the vat, so it’s as gentle a process as possible
>Even Druella, watching from backstage, feels her blackened heart soften at the genuine care GS Lilim is showing

Please don’t put all this pressure on me. I’m gonna name her something stupid like ‘Amora Pur’ and have her stage name be ‘Amy Love’.