Exactly as planned!

»» ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mizal
<@Mizal> fucking finally
<Steve> Shit, hide
»» Steve is now known as PottedPlant
<Leora> And why don't you eat shrimp? It's delicious
<PottedPlant> Not a fan of seafood.
<Leora> Fair enough
<Ebon> !give fire to PottedPlant
<KeoBot> Ebon gives steel fire to PottedPlant.
<Maya> Oh look, seems someone put a plant in here! That's one ugly plant, though. Good enough for a dog to shit on, I guess.
<Ebon> Success!
<PottedPlant> What dog shits on a potted plant?
<@Mizal> Well the moment is kind of gone now
<PottedPlant> You could shit in the pot, but not on the plant.
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<Maya> A dog that can't go outside, I suppose.
<@Mizal> but I want you to have a good vacation with no distractions Steve
»» PottedPlant is now known as Steve
»» Mizal sets ban on *!*@109.77.xr.kij
<@Mizal> god that felt good
<Maya> Er ...
<@Mizal> shit wait that was wrong
<@Mizal> Maya this is your fault
<Maya> Lol.
»» [Steve] (Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij): http://www.mibbit.com
»» [Steve] #procrastination
»» [Steve] patriarchy.blackcobalt.org :blackcobalt AMS server [hosted by DigitalOcean]
»» [Steve] idle 00:00:23, signon: Tue Mar 27 11:17:58
»» [Steve] End of WHOIS list.
<Maya> Without the space before @, maybe?
<klam> k hold on
<klam> why does mizal have an op
<@Mizal> dammit we should have rehearsed this
<Maya> I mean, before the *.
<Leora> It's her server, why shouldn't she?
<Maya> It's just +b*, not +b *
<klam> wait, who did you ban there mizal lol
<Maya> Nobody, seems the command didn't work because of the space.
<klam> wait, steve? fuck off. we're not trading a leora for a steve
<@Mizal> is this better
<@Mizal> Steve has a flight to catch anyway klam, we don't want him to miss it
<klam> in ten hours
<klam> don't be a cunt
»» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Mar 27 11:51:47 2018 *!*@109.77.xr.kij Mizal!~Mwords@2600:1700:38b0:yqyr:hzmo:iiqq:vyzy:znvo
»» #procrastination Banlist: Fri Dec 29 17:52:35 2017 Crescent*!*@* Axiom!uid271208@eozazyww.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Fri Dec 29 17:52:29 2017 *!*@mqn-88-760-16-31.nyc.res.rr.com Axiom!uid271208@eozazyww.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 13:37:19 2017 Victim!*@* Ax!Mibbit@73.109.gm.rk
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 13:37:17 2017 *!*@72-548-018-546.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com Ax!Mibbit@73.109.gm.rk
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 11:56:43 2017 *!*@*.hsd3.ct.comcast.net Axiom!uid271208@bw-009536.highgate.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Dec 26 19:41:23 2017 ford!*@* Axiom!uid271208@bw-009536.highgate.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 RatMask!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 Azure!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 AzureChevalier!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination :End of Channel Ban List
»» Mizal sets mode +r #procrastination
»» Mizal sets mode +i #procrastination
<Leora> Huh? Why would that be a trade, klam?
<@Mizal> Somehow that still didn't work
<@Mizal> well this is just ruined now
<Maya> Mizal. /mode #procrastination +b*!*@109.77.xr.kij
<klam> maybe you should just fucking stupid lol
<klam> *stop
<Maya> Mode +ri doesn't exist, I think.
<klam> it was better when everyone was an op ngl
<@Mizal> Malk you missed the context, we have many quotes from just the past hour proving Steve actually agrees with this
<klam> that way nobody could powertrip and ban someone for saying meanie words
<Maya> Awesome fail, 8/8.
<klam> literally don't give a shit. for all you cunt and whinge about how much of a meanie steve is you're really trying hard to emulate him
»» Mizal sets ban on Huh,!*@*
»» Mizal sets channel keyword to guess
<@Mizal> wth is even going on here
<@Mizal> Axiom this is your fault as well as Maya's
<Leora> "(klam) that way nobody could powertrip and ban someone for saying meanie words " Dude, she means it would be funny since Steve has no qualms with doing that
<Maya> Mizal, I gave you the correct command, it's not my fault you mangled it.
<@Mizal> klam are you legitimately angry a guy is getting banned a little while after he literally just said a ban is no big deal and not mean at all multiple times lol
<@Mizal> assuming a scenario where the ban actually worked
<klam> I'm not that angry lol
<klam> but it's a little irritating
<@Mizal> well anyway I'm going to wait until I figure this out and then he comes back and says something else that would make it funny
<Maya> Not even sure wtf you were trying to write in that last command. Just copy the thing that I sent. /mode #procrastination +b*!*@109.77.xr.kij
<@Mizal> I typed /mode #procrastination +b*!*@109.77.xr.kij exactly and then put in the ban reason after and that fucked it up somehow
<@Mizal> well whatever now I'm tired
<Leora> Well, I'm gonna work on my story. Have a good flight, Steve. See y'all!
»» Mizal removes channel operator status from Mizal
<Maya> * Mizal sets mode #procrastination +bk Huh,!*@* guess
<Maya> Sounds a little different than that.
<klam> lmao
<klam> I would honestly have preferred you banned steve rather than this lol
<klam> this is a pathetic display
<Mizal> I pasted it and added the comment, the wildcard fucked it up somehow
<klam> this is like barbecuing someone on the electric chair and then letting him go
<Mizal> this is why we need a discord so I could just have deleted all of that
<klam> lmao
<Mizal> don't worry, it's Steve, he'll give me another excuse soon
<Mizal> oh interesting, there's a 'bans everyone' command using wildcards
<Mizal> looks a lot easier, maybe I should've gone with that
<Digitt> wait what happen
<Maya> Mizal failed.
<Maya> Nothing new.
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<Mizal> The space is supposed to be there May. I think the problem was the second star
<Maya> I'll check again Mizal, but I'm quite sure that * is meant to be there, since you don't specify the name (mibbit).
<Mizal> The most common form for a ban is +b nick!user@host.   Should be able to replace nick with * to cover the various disguised shrubberies
<Mizal> right but I had one before and after the exclamation
<Maya> Yes, that's because along with the nick, you also didn't specify the user.
<Maya> * Mizal sets mode #procrastination +bk Huh,!*@* guess
<Maya> http://www.ircbeginner.com/opvinfo/h-ban-info2.html
<Mizal> All I did there was copy and paste and put a message in after
<Maya> Shit, bad copy, appologies.
<Maya> Anyway, here's where all the types are listed.


<Steve> Hey Mizal, come here.
<Steve> Ah, you raging, bird-like bitch, just come here for a second, I have I've got a three hour bus to the aiport in a few hours, and I don't have time for this.
<Mizal> what I'm busy trying to figure out how to kill you better next time
<Steve> Well then delightful news, this is about that. It seems you have succeeded in killing me, since I am pseudo banned from the chat.
<Steve> I'm completely incapable of talking in the chat. Which, given I can still PM you guys and hear what you're saying is the worst possible way to do so, I'd say you could actually count this as a success.
<Mizal> fuck, are you a ghost
<Steve> I'm talking to you. Does that count?
<Steve> Nah, that didn't do it either.
<Steve> I can leave after you type a command, if you'd like.
<Mizal> I don't need your pity
<Steve> You could unmute me, that'd also be fine. You've many options here.
<Steve> Take your time here, Miz. Jesus, this purgatory shit is boring, christ I'm glad I was baptized as a baby and also would definitely be going to hell.
<Steve> That's for letting her talk via microphone, Miz. Keep trying.
<Mizal> klam just said to voice everyone a minute ago
<Mizal> Since apparently I've muted everyone now



<Mizal> hahaha
<Mizal> Apparently I accidentally muted Steve or something with all of that
<Mizal> I have no idea how
<Mizal> but he can see us right now and just not reply
<Maya> Wait, did you? Isn't the muting command different? Hmm, let me check. But hey, that's useful, too.
<Mizal> Well let me experiment on him a bit more before I undo it
»» ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mizal
<Maya>  /mode #channel +b ~q:*!*@hostname.here
<Ebon> Lol
<Ebon> Accidentally had the gun set on stun instead of kill
<Maya> Maybe yu somehow managed to put a ~q in there somewhere? Anyway, this also proves that me giving you a command with 2 * signs was correct.
<@Mizal> I was just copy and pasting from what we worked out the other day, aside from adding the reason message
<@Mizal> ok I'll go back to the default. This should specifically ban guys named Steve using Mibbit if it's right. And if not I'll figure it out later because I need to go take my cat to the vet soon
<Maya> The space before * and the reason might've messed it up. I'm quite sure I gave you the correct command. Ugh I don't know, Axiom, fix this.
<@Mizal> and /mode #procrastination +b Steve!Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij does nothing
<Maya> Without the space after b!
<@Mizal> that's just +bSteve then, that doesn't look like the examples
»» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Mar 27 11:57:40 2018 Huh,!*@* Mizal!~Mwords@2600:1700:38b0:yqyr:hzmo:iiqq:vyzy:znvo
»» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Mar 27 11:51:47 2018 *!*@109.77.xr.kij Mizal!~Mwords@2600:1700:38b0:yqyr:hzmo:iiqq:vyzy:znvo
»» #procrastination Banlist: Fri Dec 29 17:52:35 2017 Crescent*!*@* Axiom!uid271208@eozazyww.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Fri Dec 29 17:52:29 2017 *!*@mqn-88-760-16-31.nyc.res.rr.com Axiom!uid271208@eozazyww.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 13:37:19 2017 Victim!*@* Ax!Mibbit@73.109.gm.rk
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 13:37:17 2017 *!*@72-548-018-546.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com Ax!Mibbit@73.109.gm.rk
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 27 11:56:43 2017 *!*@*.hsd3.ct.comcast.net Axiom!uid271208@bw-009536.highgate.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Dec 26 19:41:23 2017 ford!*@* Axiom!uid271208@bw-009536.highgate.irccloud.com
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 RatMask!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 Azure!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination Banlist: Wed Dec 13 17:18:07 2017 AzureChevalier!*@* castro.blackcobalt.org
»» #procrastination :End of Channel Ban List
»» #procrastination t t :MODE cannot be set due to channel having an active MLOCK restriction policy
»» #procrastination :End of Channel Exception List
»» Mizal sets ban on $~z
<@Mizal> now I set ban on a dollar sign a tilde and a z somehow, from pasting /mode #procrastination +bSteve!Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij
<@Mizal> Honestly I better stop before I roll a 1 and accidentally ban everyone including myself
<@Mizal> #procrastination Banlist: Tue Mar 27 11:51:47 2018 *!*@109.77.xr.kij
<@Mizal> So that part did work and is probably how I muted him? idk
<@Mizal> Well Steve bad news, I don't actually know how to unmute you
<@Mizal> unless that's what voice does? Maybe I can click things
»» Mizal gives voice to Steve
»» Mizal removes voice from Steve
<@Mizal> ew no that gave him a blue dot like he's special or something, fuck that


(klam pops up in my query window)

<klam> nobody can talk anymore in the channel you dumbass
<klam> you've muted it
<Mizal> I really don't know how though I'm literally just copy and pasting this shit
<klam> oh my god lol
<klam> just +v everyone then
<klam> except leora she's an annoyance



«--- klam (Mibbit@184.151.ihs.vz) has Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<@Mizal> I am fixing this people hang on
»» Mizal gives voice to Axiom
»» Mizal gives voice to Maya
<+Maya> If you don't figure it out, just make me an op and I'll see if the command I just sent you works, or try to unmute the host.
»» Mizal gives voice to coins
»» Mizal gives voice to Steve
»» Mizal gives voice to Digit
»» Mizal gives voice to Digitt
»» Mizal gives voice to Ebon
»» Mizal gives voice to KeoBot
»» Mizal gives voice to Leora
»» Mizal gives voice to Sponge
<@Mizal> not that Sponge needs it
<+Steve> Nope, that didn't do it.
<@Mizal> oh wait it worked
<@Mizal> well apparently I muted everyone somehow
<+Steve> Oh shit, you can see this?
<+Maya> Steve! You're alive!
<+Steve> Hang on, at what point did the gibberish I sent in here start appearing?
<@Mizal> Really, this is all Axiom's fault for abandoning us in our hour of need.
<@Mizal> <+Steve> Nope, that didn't do it.
<+Steve> Oh. Well fuck, I should've sent something like "Well done", so you wouldn't have seen it if you failed.
<+Steve> I didn't think that one through at all.
<@Mizal> Axiom, it's your responsibility to fix this now since I literally did nothing but copy and paste the stuff we figured out in advance for banning
<@Mizal> and I'm also afraid to type anything else
<+Maya> Oh right, maybe you made the channel moderated? But then I shouldn't have been able to talk either. Wait, you did see my messages, yes?
<@Mizal> let me see if I can figure out how to give voice automatically
<@Mizal> <@Mizal> now I set ban on a dollar sign a tilde and a z somehow, from pasting /mode #procrastination +bSteve!Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij
<+Steve> Well, congratulations on temporarily killing me and then reviving me. It didn't really prove the point with the Leora argument since I didn't actually die, but still.
<@Mizal> that's what did it May, no one else said anything after that as far as I saw
<@Mizal> except queries still worked since Malk and Steve were bugging me
<+Maya> Huh, so I was also talking to myself. Yup, seems you made the channel moderated. Only voices and ops can speak that way.
<+Steve> Anyhow, gotta bounce, I have pasta to eat, shit to pack and a three hour bus journey to Dublin with low level scum.
<@Mizal> so really, it's your fault. You muted everyone.
<+Steve> Slan, peoples, thanks for bringing me back after you maimed me.
<@Mizal> We should just set everyone to voice automatically, they'll enjoy having their blue dots or plus signs or whatever again
«--- Steve (Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij) has Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<+Maya> Ok, so if my theory is correct, then typing /mode #procrastination -m should fix it
<@Mizal> but can I TRUST you
<+Maya> Er well ... Yes?
<@Mizal> did that do anything?
<@Mizal> It's weird I never got a message about it all to begin with
»» Mizal removes voice from Maya
<@Mizal> SAy something Maya
<@Mizal> And query me after
»» Mizal gives voice to Maya
<@Mizal> Didn't work
<@Mizal> hmm
<@Mizal> Maybe we should just embrace this new reality where you all need my express permission to speak
<+Maya> Ok, then I don't know what you did.
<@Mizal> hang on maybe /msg chanserv autovoice #channel all
<@Mizal> let me try
<+Maya> I could try to fix it, but with how much we messed up, I doubt I'll be allowed to have an op any time soon.
<@Mizal> well that will autovoice people anyway so it's a good bandaid until Ax figures this out
»» Mizal removes voice from Sponge
<@Mizal> like he needs it anyway
<+Maya> Ok, let's see if it works, then.
-Notice- {from ChanServ} You are not authorized to perform this operation.
<+Axiom> oh my god what has happened in my absence
<+Axiom> o\
<@Mizal> wait I think I see the problem
<@Mizal> well here goes
<@Mizal> oh thank god
<@Mizal> Axiom, Mayana may have accidentally fed me false information that led to me banning everyone
<@Mizal> I think /cs UNBAN #procrastination !*@* will fix it and not blow everything up?
-Notice- {from ChanServ} No such ban *!*@* on #procrastination.
»» ChanServ removes ban on Huh,!*@*
<@Mizal> ...maybe that was the problem ban?
<+Axiom> o\
<@Mizal> Is there a way to clear all bans?
»» Mizal gives channel operator status to Axiom
<@Mizal> We fucked up a wildcard somewhere and now Maya can only speak to me through disembodied queries
»» Axiom removes ban on $~z
<@Mizal> oh and also everyone got muted somehow
<@Mizal> oh, that was going to be my next attemp
<@Mizal> t
<@Axiom> I think the other ones are fine
»» Axiom sets mode -i #procrastination
<@Mizal> <Maya> #procrastination :Cannot join channel (+k) - bad key
<@Mizal> nfi
»» Axiom removes channel keyword
»» Axiom sets mode -r #procrastination
<@Axiom> wtf did you do to it
<@Mizal> This is all her fault for telling me to take away the space
<@Axiom> the channel modes look okay now
<@Axiom> tell her to try again
---» Maya (~Maya@36-619-125-543.dynamic.t-9.net) has Joined #procrastination
<@Mizal> yaaaay
---» wibn (~WouldntIt@633.sub-071-636-582.myvzw.com) has Joined #procrastination
<@Axiom> maya why did I give power to this person
<@Axiom> smh
<Maya> This was fun!
<wibn> Well, it's close to Easter. WIBN is risen!
<@Mizal> <Mizal> now I set ban on a dollar sign a tilde and a z somehow, from pasting /mode #procrastination +bSteve!Mibbit@109.77.xr.kij   // Axiom this was the problem command and as you can see it was all Maya's fault
<Maya> Ax, this was mostly my fault.
<@Mizal> it needed a space after all May, I think I dramatically proved my point tyvm
<@Mizal> even if I had to kill absolutely everyone to do it
<wibn> So, may banned me? That's the vibes I've been getting.
<Maya> I gave her the wrong command it seems, and when that didn't work, I made it even worse by asking her to remove the space.
<@Mizal> I banned everyone
<wibn> Oh, cool beans.
<Maya> Mizal, you also couldn't get it to work when it had a space.
<@Mizal> but first I muted everyone somehow and while I was figuring that out it turns out I also executed them, it just didn't actually tell me that
<@Axiom> yeah you definitely need the space lol
»» Mizal has changed the topic to: Let us never speak of this day again.
<Maya> So the comment messed it up somehow, I really don't know what she did to make it do this.
<@Axiom> removing the space sets a bunch of modes at the same time
<@Mizal> well that and removing the space, that did something with the wildcard
<Maya> Oh ... shit.
<wibn> Hm, so now there's a bunch of blue dots.
<@Axiom> you can set multiple modes in one command, for example +ikst or something
<@Mizal> Yeah wibn I manually voiced everyone in here after I muted them
<@Axiom> so if you do /mode #procrastination +b(other stuff) it tries to parse them as channel modes
<@Axiom> you accidentally made it invite-only, added a password without specifying the password, and some other shit
<@Mizal> I guess they don't need it now, but dots are nice
<Maya> But why didn't the first command work, the one with the space?
»» Mizal gives voice to Maya
»» Mizal gives voice to wibn
<@Axiom> that looks like it should be fine without the space
<@Mizal> fuck Sponge tho, what does he need a voice for
<+wibn> I have a voice. What's a voice?
<@Mizal> It's a pretty plus sign by your name, enjoy it
<+Maya> You get to speak in the channel when it's being moderated. Basicly, you might survive if me and Miz mess something up again.
<@Mizal> Axiom can you look at the ban list and tell me if I successfully banned Steve
<@Mizal> possibly I did without realizing it
»» Axiom removes voice from coins Digitt Digit Ebon
<@Mizal> since I also got everyone else
»» Axiom removes voice from KeoBot Leora Maya wibn
»» Axiom removes channel operator status from Mizal
»» Axiom removes channel operator status from Axiom
<wibn> lol
<Mizal> »» #procrastination Banlist: Tue Mar 27 11:51:47 2018 *!*@109.77.xr.kij Mizal!~Mwords@2600:1700:38b0:yqyr:hzmo:iiqq:vyzy:znvo
»» ChanServ removes voice from Axiom
<Mizal> That one might be legit, apparently i was supposed to kick him after?
<Maya> Still, the first command should've worked. I had no idea why it didn't, so just started guessing. Never trust me on anything again.
<Axiom> that's the correct ban mask
<Axiom> and you are supposed to kick him yes
<Mizal> wait, why can't I keep my ops???? i don't understand
<Axiom> because you were bad
<Axiom> go sit in a corner and feel bad
<Maya> She was fine, she just had a bad teacher.
<Mizal> oh sweet, Steve still banned though? mission accomplished then, everything went exactly as planned!
<Mizal> I guess you can unban him if you really want to, I'm scared to touch anything now
<wibn> What about the others? em, klam, et al.
<Maya> Wait, a ban doesn't kick the person? That makes no sense.
<Mizal> She removed it all
<Mizal> And yeah I didn't realize about the kick
<Mizal> lololol, that means it worked the first time and this was all for nothing
<Maya> Ax, just ban me for a week or so. If I realized that the first command worked, this wouldn't have happened.
<Axiom> Lol it's fine
<Axiom> I'm not mad
<Mizal> End is going to be sorry he missed this
<wibn> :( Don't discriminate again the handicapped.
<Mizal> this was fucking hilarious, damn
<Axiom> Your incompetence is kind of hilarious ngl
<Axiom> I'll unban Steve later
<wibn> lol