[15:03:03] <~castfromhp> Well, copypastin this first
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:27] <castfromhp> The thing with Mai-HiME is I know it's a good series, but the guy I know who is the biggest fan of it is a massive Keyfag so deep in my heart I will always give the series less credit.
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:30] <castfromhp> Sorry.
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:34] <castfromhp> I can't help it. :<
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:42] <Giantree> yowch
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:49] <Giantree> well I'VE never met pretentious idiot fans of it
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:52] <castfromhp> I miss the guy. He was fun to troll.
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:53] <Giantree> but I can understand that
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [14:59:56] <castfromhp> My god the trolling.
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:00:04] <castfromhp> Did I ever tell you those stories?
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:00:49] <Giantree> you didn't
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:01:53] <castfromhp> Okay, so we're all in animu club because we're weeaboo faggots. There were I think...three distinct times when we decided to fuck with him, but only two of them were really funny so I'll only sing the tales of those two.
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:02:11] <Giantree> munch munch
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:02:22] <Giantree> ... wait why can't you tell this story in public
[15:03:04] <~castfromhp> [15:02:24] <castfromhp> Some background: this guy is deeply devout, somewhat homophobic in one of those awkward he-was-raised-this-way kind of ways
[15:03:33] <~castfromhp> Continuing: He's also a massive Keyfag. LOVED Angel Beats. Big fan of Kanon, Clannad, etc
[15:03:48] <@Giantree> I don't even mind KEY myself, but a title like "massive Keyfag" just invites popcorn
[15:04:10] <@Giantree> Kouzuki Mio mute fetish etc etc
[15:04:33] <~castfromhp> The point is, anything that's overtly very sexual, particularly when it comes to something that isn't heterosexual is well...very awkward for him.
[15:04:50] <@Giantree> ... oh dear, I know exactly where this is going
[15:04:53] * @Giantree pops another bag
[15:05:21] <~castfromhp> He's a nice guy, was a good friend and all, but hey I was kinda fed up with his shit one day and wanted to troll him. Now, I was and am still in charge of bringing the shows that anime club watched.
[15:05:46] <~castfromhp> So I pick out this show that this guy would absolutely adore. I don't even fucking remember what it is now, but I made sure that from watching the OP he'd be super excited for it.
[15:06:56] <~castfromhp> Brought it in to club, but the thing was he had to leave to go to the restroom right after the OP which was super bad for my plan. Because, you see, I had spliced in the OP of that show onto the front end of an episode of Kiss x Sis.
[15:07:13] <~castfromhp> And left a personal message in between saying that I hoped he enjoyed "this story of true love"
[15:07:22] <~castfromhp> Luckily, the entire club thought it was hilarious.
[15:07:31] <~castfromhp> So we rewound it, then waited for the guy to come back in.
[15:07:37] <@Giantree> hahahahaha oh christ
[15:07:38] <~castfromhp> And we got him super hyped up for the series
[15:07:41] <~castfromhp> And then BAM KISS X SIS
[15:07:47] <~castfromhp> He was so mad
[15:08:19] <@Giantree> so wait, Mai-HiME is one of the most gay series there ever is, there's even multiple canon homosexual pairings in it
[15:08:22] <~castfromhp> The second time, we told him we'd show Kanon in club and that after so long he deserved to have a show he liked shown and etc etc
[15:08:24] <@Giantree> what gives, how's THIS guy a fan of it?
[15:08:27] <~castfromhp> I KNOW
[15:08:32] <~castfromhp> delusional
[15:08:34] <~castfromhp> ANYWAY
[15:08:36] <@Giantree> what the fuck
[15:08:46] <~castfromhp> We went ahead and downloaded an episode of the Kanon bluray
[15:09:03] <~castfromhp> Told him about it. he got excited about seeing it in HD since it was just released on the BDs etc
[15:09:13] <~castfromhp> ...We spent that entire Friday afternoon resubbing the episode.
[15:09:22] <@Giantree> jesus fuck
[15:09:28] <~castfromhp> We waited til a few minutes in and gradually ramped up the frequency of the resubbing as the episode went on.
[15:09:35] <~castfromhp> It devolved into innuendo every other line
[15:09:41] <@Giantree> did
[15:09:43] <@Giantree> did he catch on?
[15:09:44] <~castfromhp> which we knew would make him super uncomfortable
[15:09:48] <~castfromhp> Yes, yes he did.
[15:09:59] <~castfromhp> Because in every seen where Ayu appeared, no one ever said a line that wasn't "uguu~"
[15:09:59] <@Giantree> did he EXPLODE WITH THE RAGE?
[15:10:03] <~castfromhp> He actually did.
[15:10:08] <@Giantree> hahahah aha hohahhaohhahhohhfuck
[15:10:09] <~castfromhp> Like, we all go to dinner after club on Fridays
[15:10:17] <~castfromhp> And he just left in a totally different direction than all of us.
[15:10:18] <@Giantree> I can just
[15:10:21] <@Giantree> hahahgod wow
[15:10:36] <@Giantree> that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard