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  210. <div id="castle">
  211. <div id="midna">MEET :</div>
  212. <div id="nayru">your <b>annoying</b> neighbor, your local <i><u><font weight="400", size="3px">asshole</font></u></i>.</div>
  213. <div id="link"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/661f42b94732d0aab8378f0f2a299856/tumblr_inline_o9cchtgTav1u8j6wt_540.png"></div>
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  215. <a href="/ask" title="Text."><div id="faron"></div></a>
  216. <a href="/abt" title="Learn."><div id="eldin"></div></a>
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  236. {Answer}{/block:Answer}
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  244. <div class="pagenotes">{PostNotes}</div>{/block:PostNotes}{/block:Posts}</div></div>
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  247. {block:ContentSource}
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