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#29741: 'Clockwork Cult Rework: Proof-of-concept' by Xhuis at commit 03e96e

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What would you think if Servants had an aura that distinguished them as cultists once the Ark activated, regardless of what they were wearing?
Yes, that's a good change!: 25
No, that's a bad change!: 0
Did not vote: 46

OOC: Xhuis: Well, that settles it.

OOC: KingPhilipIII: Results are inconclusive.

OOC: Xhuis: Expect that to be a thing next time the testmerge updates.

OOC: Bluespace: for clarity purposes, just make it the cult sign

OOC: Bluespace: so people know what it is

You are the Assistant.

As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.

To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.

As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.

The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Now approaching: Colonial Marines OMEGA EDITION - USS Almayer."

OOC: Xhuis: I'd want to do something that doesn't break immersion like seeing a gear might.

You put the ID into PDA-Emerson Ackerley (Assistant)'s slot.

The Arrival shuttle requests console exclaims, "Welcome to your new life, employees!"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Emerson Ackerley has signed up as Assistant"

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Sure Archibald, roboticist call that borg Archibald"

The Arrival shuttle requests console beeps, "Shuttle departing."

OOC: Hoffkristoff: >Put a little brass ping in a mess of more brass

OOC: Xhuis: I'll brainstorm for a bit.

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Bryce"

[Common] Callum Sagan hisses, "Owen wilssson isss a traitor. SSSent me a bunch of ccodewordsss, bombed chem."

[Common] Sherrie Williams says, "Come to robotics"

OOC: Bluespace: ok

OOC: Hoffkristoff: Of course, that'll solve everything!

[Common] Kamax-Lai hisses, "SSS r&D main"

[Common] Callum Sagan hisses, "Kill hisss asss."

OOC: Xhuis: I was probably going to do something violet.

Scavenges-And-Licks hugs Brings-The-Coffee to make him feel better!

Brings-The-Coffee hugs Scavenges-And-Licks to make him feel better!

*---------*
This is Brings-The-Coffee!
He is wearing  a security beret on his head.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He has  a security HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
*---------*

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Carson Prechtl has signed up as Janitor"

OOC: Xhuis: Which is another CC color, but easy to see.

*---------*
This is Scavenges-And-Licks!
He is wearing  some grey athletic shorts.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some blood-stained jackboots on his feet!
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Scavenges-And-Licks (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*

[Common] Jobin H. Katar says, "Owen wilson also sen tme codewords."

[Common] Keegan Morris says, "Indeed kill owen piersson"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Call all borgs archibald from now on"

Unknown has hit the chair with the welding tool!

OOC: Xhuis: Maybe a little violet crown of some sort floating above them? vOv

[Common] Isiah Asimov says, "Owen already died"

[Common] Keegan Morris says, "I will myself after he bombed me"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "To make it even better"

[Common] Isiah Asimov says, "Sec suspects he's a ling"

OOC: Bluespace: would be blocked by health huds

The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Who?"

Emerson Ackerley lights the premium cigar with the cakehat.

Emerson Ackerley has thrown the cakehat.

[Common] Phobos Deimos asks, "Yo we got an AI?"

You can taste smoke.

OOC: BenevolentBratwurst: Give them a 4 pixel diameter red dot indicator. Bright red, not brass. Obvious, visible.

 That's a glass of beer.

A freezing pint of beer.

It contains:

5 units of various reagents

Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.

It is a tiny item.

C.L.E.A.N. begins to clean up the blood.

[Common] Phobos Deimos says, "Id like your assistance please"

Current Admins:
        Xhuis is a Coder
        Gouty is a GameAdmln
        ExcessiveUseOfCobby is a AdminTrainer
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.

OOC: Xhuis: That sounds like the British uniforms during the American Revolution, lmao.

You can taste smoke.

OOC: Xhuis: SHOOT HERE!

Louis Cannon buzzes, "HEY"

OOC: Bluespace: give them a red/violet flashing cold resist graphic

Osmund Swarner has grabbed Kamax-Lai passively!

[Common] Zoey Webb says, "Jack Carpenter just threatened to kill the HoP"

[Common] Zoey Webb says, "Sec, arrest him"

[Common] Tom Silverdong says, "Hes going crazy"

[Common] Jack Carpenter says, "Zoey is the one that assaulted me"

[Common] Phobos Deimos says, "Everyone threatens the heads"

You can taste smoke.

[Common] Jack Carpenter says, "So thats not much"

OOC: Sunoplyrus: give em a sign on their back that says "this cult"

Louis Cannon asks, "Do you have a pAI?"

*---------*
This is Osmund Swarner!
He is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a head of security beret on his head.
He is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
He is carrying  an energy gun on his armored trenchoat.
He has  a security satchel on his back.
He is holding  PDA-Kamax-Lai (Security Officer) in his right hand.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  a security HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  the head of security's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Osmund Swarner (Head of Security).
He is covered in something flammable.
*---------*

[Common] Phobos Deimos says, "Ive been threatened 2 times thus far"

You try to remove the light tube, but you burn your hand on it!

You can taste smoke.

You push the wall but nothing happens!

Jack Carpenter says, "NEED A NEW JOB.."

[Common] Steals-the-Donuts hisses, "Coreen isss there a geneticissst on? He could loan you a couple maybe."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "He needs to be put away"

Jack Carpenter says, "God dammit"

OOC: RipByTide: or 'kick me'

Fraks-The-Cylon beats Count Grishnackh over the head with The Dead Sea Scrolls!

Fraks-The-Cylon beats Zoey Webb over the head with The Dead Sea Scrolls!

Brings-The-Coffee hisses, "Clown i'm asssking nicely"

[Common] Phobos Deimos says, "Not that I mind, I dig that"

Fraks-The-Cylon puts The Dead Sea Scrolls into the backpack.

Brings-The-Coffee has grabbed Count Grishnackh passively!

Archibald Kiln (as Count Grishnackh) says, "Okay"

OOC: Zoozele: just turn them into actual clocks, problem solved

OOC: CitrusGender: whoa

Zoey Webb has grabbed Jack Carpenter passively!

[Common] Mary Typhoid says, "SEC DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TIMERS ARE"

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) says, "Jack"

Zoey Webb has grabbed Jack Carpenter aggressively!

OOC: CitrusGender: wait

Zoey Webb has thrown Jack Carpenter.

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) says, "Time out"

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) says, "Buddy"

Scavenges-And-Licks hisses, "Maint and theatre accesss alssso make me a nugget"

OOC: CitrusGender: synthflesh works on dead bodies now

OOC: Xhuis: Servants now have no limbs and are walking grandfather clocks.

 That's Cargo Office.

It opens and closes.

There's a paper pinned to the front...

 That's a paper.

It is a tiny item.

Jack Carpenter says, "You idiot"

Jack Carpenter says, "I DONT KNOW"

Jack Carpenter says, "HOW TO ENGINEER"

OOC: Xhuis: Disarming them pushes them over, instantly killing them.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jade Ping has signed up as Assistant"

Jack Carpenter says, "YOU ASSCRACKS"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Oh mighty lord"

Fraks-The-Cylon puts the metal into the backpack.

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) says, "Ij"

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) says, "Ij"

OOC: Bluespace: provide detailed character backgrounds via postal mail to each character before each clock cult round

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Alert."

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Systems rebooted and active."

Emerson Ackerley says, "Bruh"

OOC: RipByTide: when they fall over they should explode with the force of a welder bomb

Emerson Ackerley says, "It doesn't even stop anymore"

OOC: Xhuis: Syndibomb*

Emerson Ackerley says, "It became rude"

OOC: RipByTide: yes

OOC: Alomga: maxcap*

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Alert."

Brings-The-Coffee asks, "Can you read thisss note a sssecond?"

Mary Typhoid says, "But ur bad"

Officer Beepsky has stunned Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong)!

Brings-The-Coffee has thrown the paper.

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Freon leak in: Engineering."

Emerson Ackerley says, "Nice"

Travis Travis points to Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong)

Travis Travis laughs.

You shake Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) trying to get him up!

Mary Typhoid unbuckles herself from the bed.

Officer Beepsky has stunned Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong)!

You shake Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) trying to get him up!

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) stammers, "H-hel-lp-p"

Mary Typhoid attempts to remove the handcuffs!

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) stammers, "M-m-me"

Emerson Ackerley has grabbed Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) passively!

[Common] Suno Kapana hisses, "THANK YOU OVERWATCH"

Emerson Ackerley tries to remove Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong)'s zipties.

Emerson Ackerley says, "Wew lad"

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) stammers, "T-t-tak-k-k-ke t-th-h-h-hes-se of-ff-f m-me p-pl-lease"

Jack Carpenter says, "THE FUCK DESERVED IT"

[Common] Jobin H. Katar says, "If anyone finds strange objects, give it to R&D"

Steals-the-Donuts sniffs.

Steals-the-Donuts hisses, "I sssmell a leak"

You start climbing onto the wooden table...

Emerson Ackerley exclaims, "Sad!"

You climb onto the wooden table.

 *beep*

You activate your pinpointer.

Scavenges-And-Licks puts the station charter for Colonial Marines OMEGA EDITION - USS Almayer into the leather satchel.

Archibald Kiln asks, "What's happenin?"

You feel rugged.

Zoey Webb starts climbing onto the wooden table.

Scavenges-And-Licks puts the chain of command into the leather satchel.

Zoey Webb climbs onto the wooden table.

[Common] Dave Smith asks, "Yo AI can you close these doors?"

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) climbs onto the wooden table.

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) says, "What"

The Orion Trail exclaims, "The last crewmember Hope, shot themselves, GAME OVER!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Archibalt is ling"

OOC: Xhuis: It looks like direct fire damage, which ignores armor.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Oh shit"

The Orion Trail exclaims, "The last crewmember Jeremiah, shot themselves, GAME OVER!"

OOC: Xhuis: Would be easy to make it not, though.

[Common] Aaron Gryphon says, "Mining station has been comprimised"

Emerson Ackerley says, "At least you aren't a ligger anymore"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kameron King has signed up as Cargo Technician"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Slugs Mckenzie has signed up as Cook"

[Common] Tanzeem Tarkus PETA says, "Look at all the enslaved lizard people! We must euthinize them!""

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) says, "Eat it"

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Oh Archi, do you have a confession for us?"

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) puts the Captain's jetpack into the leather satchel.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Everyone just come borg yourself if you're Archibald."

Emerson Ackerley says, "Eat what"

OOC: Collie_Craptop: Make it a tiny singularity

Scavenges-And-Licks starts climbing onto the wooden table.

Combine Overwatch Announces:
Deploy, Diagnose. Deploy, Diagnose. Present singularity. Present supermatter. Resonant supermatter.


Scavenges-And-Licks climbs onto the wooden table.

OOC: Collie_Craptop: Fuck everything

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) says, "My lizard cock"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Thank you roboticist, I always wanted Archibald borgs"

Emerson Ackerley says, "You are not lizard"

The Orion Trail exclaims, "Congratulations, you made it to Orion!"

The Orion Trail dispenses a the cap gun!

[Common] Archibald Kiln stammers, "Fuck-k y-you chap-pl-l-lain-n-n-n."

*---------*
This is Scavenges-And-Licks!
They are wearing  a captain's hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing  a captain's SWAT suit.
They have  a leather satchel on their back.
They are holding  an intelliCard in their left hand.
They are holding  a paper - 'Central Command Status Summary' in their right hand.
They have  a camera about their waist.
They have  a security gas mask on their face.
They are wearing  PDA-Scavenges-And-Licks (Nugget).
They have minor bruising.
They have minor burns.
*---------*

*---------*
This is Scavenges-And-Licks!
They are wearing  a captain's hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing  a captain's SWAT suit.
They have  a leather satchel on their back.
They are holding  an intelliCard in their left hand.
They are holding  a paper - 'Central Command Status Summary' in their right hand.
They have  a camera about their waist.
They have  a security gas mask on their face.
They are wearing  PDA-Scavenges-And-Licks (Nugget).
They have minor bruising.
They have minor burns.
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln stammers, "I'm-m-m-m g-goin-ng-g t-to g-gas-s y-you."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "That way we'll notice if either there's one archibald left, or there's a duplicate crewmember."

[Common] Callum Sagan hisses, "SSSecurity sssomeone isss fucking with the doorsss behind chemlab."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "With my atmos power."

Walker Guess says, "Neat"

Ian barks, "YAP"

*---------*
This is Boris Pepper!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Boris Pepper (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Boris Pepper's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*

The MULEbot drives over Carson Prechtl!

Carson Prechtl gasps!

*---------*
This is Carson Prechtl!
He is wearing  a janitor's jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Carson Prechtl (Janitor) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Carson Prechtl's ID Card (Janitor).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
He is bleeding!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
*---------*

Carson Prechtl seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

OOC: Recurracy: The wiki says you Alt+click to get DNA with the sting but it doesn't work

Emerson Ackerley says, "What"

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Honestly why would you kill me anyway?"

OOC: Basilman: FUCK

Emerson Ackerley says, "NIG HE'S DED"

OOC: Basilman: SHIIITTT

You fire the cap gun at Forcewaldo!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I'm not harming you"

You fire the cap gun at the table!

OOC: HighWayStar: Hm, how do these runs work again //

 That's a cap gun.

Looks almost like the real thing! Ages 8 and up. Please recycle in an autolathe when you're out of caps.

It is a normal-sized item.

There are 5 caps left.

[Common] Sorrel Compton says, "I NEED HELP SYNDICATE"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Nor do I want to harm you"

You fire the cap gun at the floor!

You fire the cap gun at the floor!

You fire the cap gun at Isiah Asimov!

 That's a cap gun.

Looks almost like the real thing! Ages 8 and up. Please recycle in an autolathe when you're out of caps.

It is a normal-sized item.

There are 2 caps left.

*---------*
This is Archibald Kiln!
He is wearing  an amish suit.
He is wearing  a black cap on his head.
He is wearing  an armor vest.
He is carrying  a double-barreled shotgun on his armor vest.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He has  a bandolier about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained laceup shoes on his feet!
He has  a beer goggles covering his eyes.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
*---------*

Archibald Kiln says, "Np"

 That's a T-ray scanner.

A terahertz-ray emitter and scanner used to detect underfloor objects such as cables and pipes.

It is a small item.

*---------*
This is Forcewaldo!
He is wearing  a mime's outfit with  a pocket protector.
He is wearing  a beret on his head.
He is wearing  a suspenders.
He has  Parcel Parceaux on his back.
He has  some white gloves on his hands.
He has  a pen about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained black shoes on his feet!
He has  a mime mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Forcewaldo (Mime).
He has minor burns.
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Archibald, are you the engiborgo?"

Keegan Morris places Ash bottle into the disposal unit.

You fire the cap gun at the floor!

You fire the cap gun at the floor!

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

*click*

Emerson Ackerley has hit Osmund Swarner in the chest with the cap gun!

Emerson Ackerley has thrown the cap gun.

Berry Bush suddenly mutates into Glow-Berry Bush!

[Common] Wyatt Smith hisses, "Guysss I have a magical fucking bomb ssspirit"

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

[Common] Wyatt Smith hisses, "Psssychically linked to me"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Old Ironsides, I like this name"

[Common] Archibald Kiln buzzes, "Im a huge faggot for lizzzard cock"

[Common] Mary Typhoid says, "I HAVE IAN"

OOC: Dapocalypse: Whats cyborg

Archibald Kiln V1 states, "Join the robot brotherhood"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mark Armstrong has signed up as Station Engineer"

OOC: Blubington: I dont know how but my ID randomly disapeered out of thin air

Kamax-Lai asks, "Do you remember how he looked like ?"

Archibald Kiln (as Jack Carpenter) says, "I DONT HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE"

Archibald Kiln (as Jack Carpenter) says, "AND DONT KNOW HOW TO ENGINEER"

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the window.

[Common] Emerson Ackerley says, "Can the lings please cleanse this station of lizards and catpeople"

Emerson Ackerley says, "Can the lings please cleanse this station of lizards and catpeople"

Archibald Kiln (as Jack Carpenter) says, "This fucking hop"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "John Mooney has signed up as Medical Doctor"

Emerson Ackerley says, "Hmmm"

Tanzeem Tarkus PETA puts the box into the satchel.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Nice try sec ligger"

Kameron King says, "Ran into a criminal and got shot instead"

 That's some watcher sinew.

Long stringy filaments which presumably came from a watcher's wings.

They are a tiny item.

There are 2 watcher sinews in the stack.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "A ling just fucking changed my dna"

Emerson Ackerley says, "Hmmm"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Into this fucking ugly archibald guy"

[Common] Mary Typhoid says, "HOS IS LING"

[Common] Archibald Kiln buzzes, "Same"

[Common] Emerson Ackerley says, "AI open"

Emerson Ackerley says, "AI open"

C.L.E.A.N. begins to clean up the footprints.

[Common] Mary Typhoid says, "SAVE IAN FROM LING ABOVE CHAPEL"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Hop YOU FUCK"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "LET ME OUT"

[Common] Phobos Deimos says, "Bring any lings here for study"

C.L.E.A.N. begins to clean up the footprints.

You start climbing onto the reinforced table...

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Here is where?"

You climb onto the reinforced table.

You put the banana cream pie into the satchel.

[Common] Mary Typhoid says, "AI ABSORBING ME ABOIVE CHAPEL."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Micheal Young has signed up as Medical Doctor"

Keegan Morris has added Inacusiate bottle to the smart chemical storage.

You push the wall but nothing happens!

Emerson Ackerley says, "Hmmmmmm"

[Common] Tanzeem Tarkus PETA says, "I HAVE MY RIGHTS""

Emerson Ackerley has grabbed Unknown passively!

[Common] Travis Travis buzzes, "I heard an esword by the brig."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I love making everyone into archibald"

*---------*
This is Count Grishnackh!
He is wearing  a clown suit.
He has  Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding  a fire extinguisher in his left hand.
He has  PDA-Count Grishnackh (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing  some clown shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Count Grishnackh's ID Card (Clown).
*---------*

*---------*
This is Count Grishnackh!
He is wearing  a clown suit.
He has  Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding  a fire extinguisher in his left hand.
He has  PDA-Count Grishnackh (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing  some clown shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Count Grishnackh's ID Card (Clown).
*---------*

Count Grishnackh puts the fire extinguisher into Giggles von Honkerton.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Just wish sec didn't go chasing after me for that"

[Common] Boris Pepper asks, "Anyone wanna get high and pass out in the dorms?"

Archibald Kiln (as Speaks-The-Talk) hugs Jobin H. Katar to make him feel better!

Jobin H. Katar says, "Oh"

[Common] Emerson Ackerley says, "How high"

Emerson Ackerley says, "How high"

Jobin H. Katar starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...

Jobin H. Katar applies the bruise pack on himself.

Emerson Ackerley has grabbed Unknown passively!

Jobin H. Katar starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...

OOC: Xhuis: Anywho, I'm out. Later, all; if you have any feedback related to the new clockcult, check the forum thread.

Jobin H. Katar applies the bruise pack on himself.

*---------*
This is Unknown!
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*

[Common] Steals-the-Donuts hisses, "MEDICAL"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I could even let you guys catch me if not the cremating part"

Jobin H. Katar starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

OOC: Basilman: for me the reconnect button takes longer than closing and reopening the game

OOC: HighWayStar: we have a forum? //

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

OOC: Basilman: literally that slow

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

OOC: Basilman: tgstation13.org/phpBB/#

*---------*
This is Fraks-The-Cylon!
He is wearing  a chaplain's jumpsuit with  a pocket protector.
He is wearing  a crusader helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a crusader armour.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a flash in his left hand.
He has  some budget insulated gloves on his hands.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He is wearing  PDA-Fraks-The-Cylon (Chaplain).
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Also I saw a big scary dual esword wielding man in maint above the tool storage"

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

Fraks-The-Cylon's flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Moses Grant has signed up as Botanist"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Karen Fauster has signed up as Assistant"

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

Callum Sagan hisses, "Oh ssshit"

Callum Sagan hisses, "I forgot thessse"

Ian Smith has grabbed Fraks-The-Cylon passively!

Ian Smith says, "WHEW"

Callum Sagan hisses, "Made em before the bomb"

[Common] John Mooney asks, "Em why is there a husk of Archibald?"

The electrode gets reflected by Scurra Bardus!

Brings-The-Coffee is hit by an electrode in the chest!

[Common] Archibald Kiln exclaims, "MY HUSK?!"

Scurra Bardus has cut Brings-The-Coffee in the right digitigrade leg with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Brings-The-Coffee's right digitigrade leg has been violently dismembered!

Brings-The-Coffee screams.

Brings-The-Coffee stammers, "F-f-fuc-ck-k"

Scurra Bardus blocks Karen Fauster with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Karen Fauster attempted to touch Scurra Bardus!

Old Ironsides has pulled Bryce Jackson from Scurra Bardus's grip.

Old Ironsides has grabbed Bryce Jackson passively!

Emerson Ackerley has thrown the banana cream pie.

Scurra Bardus blocks Karen Fauster with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Karen Fauster attempted to touch Scurra Bardus!

[Common] Marissa Mary exclaims, "CAN AN OWEN PIERSSON PLEASE PICK UP HIS ID FROM CARGO!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln exclaims, "OH NOES!"

Combine Overwatch Announces:
Individual, you are now charged with Socio-Endangerment, level 5. Cease evasion immediately, receive your verdict.


Brings-The-Coffee's left arm has been violently dismembered!

[Common] Archibald Kiln yells, "ESWORD?!!!!"

Scurra Bardus blocks Karen Fauster with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Karen Fauster attempted to touch Scurra Bardus!

Karen Fauster's right leg has been violently dismembered!

Karen Fauster screams.

Emerson Ackerley has been hit by the right leg.

Scurra Bardus blocks Emerson Ackerley with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Emerson Ackerley attempted to touch Scurra Bardus!

Scurra Bardus blocks Karen Fauster with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Karen Fauster attempted to touch Scurra Bardus!

The reinforced window is hit by an electrode!

The reinforced window is hit by an electrode!

Emerson Ackerley says, "Wew"

Scurra Bardus stammers, "W-W-WEW"

Karen Fauster has diced Scurra Bardus in the right leg with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Scurra Bardus's right leg has been violently dismembered!

Karen Fauster blocks Zoey Webb with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Zoey Webb attempted to touch Karen Fauster!

Karen Fauster has stabbed Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I TOLD YOU"

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Karen Fauster has diced Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Alfredo Evans fires the hybrid taser!

Karen Fauster has diced Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

The disabler beam gets reflected by Karen Fauster!

Alfredo Evans fires the hybrid taser!

Scurra Bardus is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Scurra Bardus seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Karen Fauster has ripped Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Scurra Bardus's internal organs spill out onto the floor!

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Karen Fauster has cut Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Karen Fauster has slashed Scurra Bardus in the chest with the double-bladed energy sword (Wielded)!

Alfredo Evans puts the hybrid taser into the satchel.

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "Someone is dragging around the HoP with a rainbow esword"

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Ivy Fulton has signed up as Cargo Technician"

Zoey Webb is hit by a laser in the chest!

Alfredo Evans fires the energy gun point blank at Scurra Bardus!

Zoey Webb says, "Ile"

Emerson Ackerley has attempted to kick Scurra Bardus!

Zoey Webb says, "Borg him"

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Emerson Ackerley has kicked Scurra Bardus!

Zoey Webb has grabbed Scurra Bardus passively!

[Common] Kameron King says, "Well I think the cap just got robusted"

Karen Fauster puts the black shoes into the satchel.

Emerson Ackerley exclaims, "Sad!"

Karen Fauster puts the right leg into the satchel.

You push the wall but nothing happens!

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Critical Power Failure

Abnormal activity detected in Colonial Marines OMEGA EDITION - USS Almayer's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.


[Common] Punch Nuts yells, "FUCKING!!"

 That's a floor.

Nathan Dogg uses the bucket on Glow-Berry Bush.

OOC: YotsubaChan28: Grey Tide Worldwide!

*---------*
This is Scurra Bardus!
He is wearing  a blood-stained grey jumpsuit with  a pocket protector!
He is wearing  a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing  a blood-stained hazard vest!
He is carrying  an emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has blood-stained hands!
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Scurra Bardus (Assistant).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
His right leg is missing!
He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Can someone"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Tell this fucking hop"

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "To let me have a new job?"

Archibald Kiln (as Roy Barnes) stammers, "R-R-R-Real-ll-l-ly-y y-you f-fuc-ck-k?"

Louis Cannon buzzes, "Yes actually"

Louis Cannon has knocked down Archibald Kiln (as Roy Barnes) with the police baton!

Louis Cannon buzzes, "Oh wait"

Archibald Kiln (as Roy Barnes) says, "Good."

Ivy Fulton pets Ian.

Ian yaps happily!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I HAVE FUCK ALL EXPERIENCE AT ENGINEERING"

Kameron King has thrown Styptic Powder (10u) BRUTE patch.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "AND THIS FUCKING HOP WONT LET ME HAVE A NEW JOB"

Andrew Whent climbs onto the reinforced table.

[Common] Marissa Mary asks, "So can we have power back?"

You hear a quiet click, as Mark Armstrong shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking at what he's doing. Wow.


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Overwatch acknowleges critical exogen breach. Airwatch augmentation force dispatched and inbound. Hold for reinforcement.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Brings-The-Coffee hisses, "Got a bola on the guy"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Such is the fate in glorious space station 13 Archibald"

Dave Smith installs the electronics into the airlock assembly.

Dave Smith finishes the airlock.

The teleporter control console beeps, "Processing hub calibration to target..."

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, " OH blast you, bLACST YOU ALLTO HECK"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I HEAR SWARMERS"

[Common] Kameron King says, "Oh no"

[Common] Kameron King says, "Please no"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Please yes"

[Common] Coreen Mason says, "Can someone let me out of viro"

*---------*
This is Mark Armstrong!
He is wearing  an engineer's jumpsuit with  a pocket protector.
He is wearing  a frozen welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a frozen hazard vest.
He is carrying  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his frozen hazard vest.
He has  an industrial backpack on his back.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained work boots on his feet!
He has  an optical meson scanner covering his eyes.
He has  an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Mark Armstrong (Station Engineer).
He has minor burns.
*---------*

Emerson Ackerley says, "OI"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Oh good."

Emerson Ackerley yells, "FIX IT!!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln buzzes, "God hates us"

Katty Guillou says, "A bad man"

[Common] Kameron King says, "Can engineering fix gravity real quickly"

Katty Guillou has grabbed Sherrie Williams passively!

The Bar requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "What the fuck isss envy'sss knife?"

[Common] Emerson Ackerley says, "AI open"

Emerson Ackerley says, "AI open"

[Common] Corbin Hegarty says, "What the fuck"

[Common] Kameron King says, "You probably just need to replace the power cell"

[Common] Yoshikage Kira says, "It's fixed"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "THE REAL ARCHIBALD IS HEADING YO ENGINEERING/CARGO"

Access Denied

C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Access Denied

Access Denied

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "NOW CJNAITOR'S MAINT"

You put the banana cream pie into the satchel.

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "HIS ID MATCHES"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Lagiacrus has signed up as Assistant"

Isiah Asimov has thrown the rice and pork.

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the window.

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Oh Archiborg, why do you hate me so much?"

 That's a floor.

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "He is the Assistan"

Emerson Ackerley exclaims, "Sad!"

[Common] Corbin Hegarty yells, "Fucking gravity REEEEEE!!!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Faster nad better at hiding than you"

OOC: YotsubaChan28: I will robust ur boipussi

OOC: Bluespace: YES

OOC: Bluespace: please daddy PLEASE

Sam Hill says, "Wheres your implant"

Archibald Kiln (as Tom Silverdong) asks, "Hop is ling????"

Katty Guillou points to Scavenges-And-Licks

Katty Guillou points to Scavenges-And-Licks

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "There be lings duplicating identiies"

OOC: YotsubaChan28: jaja

[Common] Kameron King says, "Is it so hard to turn the grav back on"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Uhh Walker Guess, what are you doing with that corpse."

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "NEar cargo"

Aaron Gryphon has thrown the seclite.

[Common] Hominum states, "Gravity is coming back on"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I FOUND A POWER SINK."

[Common] Marissa Mary exclaims, "HUZZAH!"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."

The deep fryer dings!

[Common] Kameron King says, "Send it to science for research"

PR: Pull Request opened by ShizCalev: #29859 ShizCalev - LORD SINGULOTH HUNGERS FOR MORE

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, "10 minutes for a rescue shuttle? Really? Who wants some meat proscuitto"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Walker Guess is kinda suspicious."

OOC: Darno: YES

OOC: Darno: SINGULOTH BUFFS

[Common] Maya Romy asks, "Why've we called the shuttle, again?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Stop that"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "THE REAL ARCHIBALD WAS ALMOST APPREHENDED"

[Common] Yoshikage Kira says, "Nani"

[Common] Suno Kapana hisses, "There'sss uh, freon in the gasss mix at atmosssphericsss..."

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Anyone want sssome creepy cult knife I found?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Stop that Archiborg"

[Common] May Whittier says, "Hello"

[Common] Maya Romy asks, "Is... that a bad thing?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Law 2 stop attacking me"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "Changelings are not human"

[Common] Yoshikage Kira asks, "Suno, weren't you wanted?"

[Common] Suno Kapana hisses, "Probably"

[Common] Suno Kapana hisses, "For a ssshort period of time yesss."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "You have no proof a ling is saying this"

Hominum states, "I cannot call the shuttle."

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "I do."

*---------*
This is Archibald Kiln (as Jade Ping)!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Jade Ping (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Jade Ping's ID Card (Assistant).
He has a blank, absent-minded stare and appears completely unresponsive to anything. He may snap out of it soon.
*---------*

Hominum states, "Hi."

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Isss there a clown or chaplain or sssomeone who wantsss a ssspooky evil knife?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "And whit is your proof?"

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, "PROSCUITTO SERVED AT ESCAPE"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "Only the starting Archibald would have Archibald's PDA and ID, be set as the same occupation, and be as annoying as you"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Steven Hirleman has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Uhhh."

You check yourself for injuries.

         Your chest is bruised.

         Your head is OK.

         Your left arm is OK.

         Your right arm is numb.

         Your right leg is OK.

         Your left leg is OK.

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Alert."

Punch Nuts connects the Firefighter chassis hydraulic systems

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Someone stole the power sink from me."

[Common] Combine Overwatch states, "Double esword with: Karen Fauster at: Escape Maint."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "But you can't say over the radio who's talking"

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Anyone want a human sssuit?"

You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, "OH GOD SOMEONE JUST FLASHED ME WITH AN ENERGY SABER"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "So you can't say if a radio request from me is a human or ling"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "That person was using a medical jacket."

Emerson Ackerley says, "Sad"

Steals-the-Donuts hisses, "I'd tassse you but you did that to yourssself"

[Common] Ian Smith says, "HUGS IS A LING"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "And I'm not a harmful being"

*---------*
This is Emerson Ackerley!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some blood-stained black shoes on his feet!
He has  a lit premium cigar on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Emerson Ackerley (Assistant).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie exclaims, "Anyway, proscuitto at escape!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Wait what."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "There is two."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "HMM."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "So you can't assume all archibalds that are over the radio are lings"

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Did the chaplain make you drink some kind of shit?"

Sherrie Williams says, "Well i'm"

Sherrie Williams says, "Backstabbing other traitors"

Ian Smith says, "Yeah"

Callum Sagan attempts to force Suno Kapana to apply Tricordrazine (10u) BRUTE/BURN/TOXIN patch.

Brings-The-Coffee hisses, "Yea"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "AI"

Ian Smith says, "I thought you were missing both arms"

Callum Sagan attempts to force Suno Kapana to apply Tricordrazine (10u) BRUTE/BURN/TOXIN patch.

Emerson Ackerley has analyzed Emerson Ackerley's vitals.

Analyzing results for Emerson Ackerley:
        Overall status: 7 % healthy

        Severe burn damage detected.

        Damage: Brute-Burn-Toxin-Suffocation
                Specifics: 3-90-0-0

                Chest: 3-14.17

                Head: 0-14.17

                Left arm: 0-14.16

                Right arm: 0-19.16

                Right leg: 0-14.17

                Left leg: 0-14.17

Species: Human

Body temperature: 32.8 °C (91.1 °F)

Blood level 100 %, 560 cl, type: O+

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie asks, "Is there a bartender?"

You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Door please"

Callum Sagan hisses, "Hold ssstill cunt."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG PARENTS NAME THEIR KID ARCHIBALD KILN"

Callum Sagan attempts to force Suno Kapana to apply Tricordrazine (10u) BRUTE/BURN/TOXIN patch.

Callum Sagan forces Suno Kapana to apply Tricordrazine (10u) BRUTE/BURN/TOXIN patch.

Emerson Ackerley attempts to apply the burn patch.

[148.5] Suno Kapana hisses, "But"

Suno Kapana hisses, "But"

[148.5] Suno Kapana hisses, "Why am I a cunt"

Suno Kapana hisses, "Why am I a cunt"

Callum Sagan knocks on the reinforced window.

You apply the burn patch.

You feel your burns healing! It stings like hell!

Emerson Ackerley screams.

Emerson Ackerley attempts to swallow the oxandrolone pill (24u).

You swallow the oxandrolone pill (24u).

You can taste bitterness.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "THATS JUST ABUSE RIGHT THERE"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "Hull breach at arrivals."

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "What.?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Says Archibald Kiln"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "Medical winter coat found at arrivals."

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "WHERE YOU RUNNING CHAPLAIN"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "Lets wrap it up and spam the shuttle till centcom comes home."

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "YOU SCARED?"

*---------*
This is Kamax-Lai!
He is wearing  a blood-stained security jumpsuit!
He is wearing  a helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an armor vest.
He has  a security backpack on his back.
He has  a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  a security HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Kamax-Lai (Security Officer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
His left arm is missing!
His right arm is missing!
He has severe bruising!
He has pale skin.
He is bleeding!
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Archibald, stop scaring Archibald"

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Isss there a chaplain on board?"

 That's Virgo Red.

A mysterious being that stands by its charge, ever vigilant.

Emerson Ackerley says, "Hmmm"

*---------*
This is Wyatt Smith!
He is wearing  a shaft miner's jumpsuit with  a bone talisman.
He is wearing  a skull helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a bone armor.
He is carrying  a proto-kinetic accelerator on his bone armor.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  an envy's knife in his right hand.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained mining boots on his feet!
He is wearing  a cultist's bedsheet around his neck.
He is wearing  PDA-Wyatt Smith (Shaft Miner).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "He's Archibald"

[Common] Steven Hirleman says, "AI open"

[Common] Maya Romy exclaims, "There's a changeling on the station!"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I think I won't be able to take the shuttle"

Archibald Kiln (as Fraks-The-Cylon) says, "A what now"

Emerson Ackerley passes through Virgo Red.

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

Emerson Ackerley knocks on the reinforced window.

[Common] Maya Romy says, "Hugs-The-Humans is one. They almost killed me."

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Really? How you guessed that? Maybe by excessive amount of Archibalds?"

Archibald Kiln (as Bryce Jackson) says, "NO"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Overwatch acknowleges critical exogen breach. Airwatch augmentation force dispatched and inbound. Hold for reinforcement.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


You hug Archibald Kiln (as Bryce Jackson) to make him feel better!

Brings-The-Coffee hisses, "And you jussst crawl out of"

*---------*
This is Boris Pepper!
He is wearing  an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  an engineering winter coat.
He has  a frozen industrial satchel on his back.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a Space Cigarettes packet about his waist.
He is wearing  some frozen work boots on his feet.
He has  a cigarette on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Boris Pepper (Assistant).
He has minor burns.
*---------*

[Common] Kameron King says, "Oh come on"

Sam Hill says, "Thats a capital offense"

You shake Boris Pepper trying to get him up!

Osmund Swarner fires the energy gun!

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) buzzes, "Oh shit nigga"

Karen Fauster says, "There ya go."

Osmund Swarner fires the energy gun!

Emerson Ackerley is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Emerson Ackerley is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Osmund Swarner fires the energy gun!

You're too exhausted to keep going...

Emerson Ackerley is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Karen Fauster says, "Scurra had that."

Sam Hill says, "Hos"

Emerson Ackerley says, "Calm the fuck down lad"

Osmund Swarner is trying to put handcuffs on Emerson Ackerley!

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) buzzes, "Nice find greyshit"

Sam Hill says, "We need to go"

Karen Fauster nods.

Osmund Swarner has grabbed Emerson Ackerley passively!

Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's satchel.

*---------*
This is Osmund Swarner!
He is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a head of security beret on his head.
He is wearing  a blood-stained armored trenchoat!
He is carrying  an energy gun on his armored trenchoat.
He has  a blood-stained the security satchel on his back.
He is holding  PDA-Alfredo Evans (Head of Personnel) in his left hand.
He has  some blood-stained black gloves on his hands!
He has  a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained jackboots on his feet!
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  a security HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  the head of security's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Osmund Swarner (Head of Security).
He is covered in something flammable.
*---------*

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) asks, "Want guns?"

Emerson Ackerley attempts to remove the handcuffs!

You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)

Karen Fauster asks, "Can I get a taser for that?"

Karen Fauster exclaims, "YES!"

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) buzzes, "The armory is open"

Sam Hill starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...

Archibald Kiln (as Scavenges-And-Licks) buzzes, "Do whatever"

Sam Hill applies the bruise pack on himself.

Osmund Swarner has thrown the banana cream pie.

Sam Hill puts the first-aid kit into the security backpack.

Emerson Ackerley exclaims, "Sad!"

Osmund Swarner deactivates their pinpointer.

Scavenges-And-Licks has thrown the box.

Osmund Swarner puts the pinpointer into the security satchel.

You fail to remove the handcuffs!

Scavenges-And-Licks puts the laser gun into the leather satchel.

Emerson Ackerley says, "The fuck"

Emerson Ackerley says, "Why"

Osmund Swarner buckles you to the bed!

Osmund Swarner unbuckles you from the bed.

Osmund Swarner buckles you to the bed!

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Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's radio headset.

Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's PDA-Emerson Ackerley (Assistant).

Emerson Ackerley says, "Why"

Osmund Swarner puts PDA-Emerson Ackerley (Assistant) into the security satchel.

Osmund Swarner puts the radio headset into the security satchel.

Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's handcuffs.

Osmund Swarner has prodded you with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off

Osmund Swarner puts PDA-Alfredo Evans (Head of Personnel) into the security satchel.

Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's handcuffs.

Osmund Swarner tries to remove Emerson Ackerley's handcuffs.

Emerson Ackerley says, "Literally why"

Osmund Swarner shakes Emerson Ackerley trying to get him up!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I have to apiologize to the sec lizard who tried catching me"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I failed to make you Archibald too"

PM to-Admins: HoS just threw me in perma without even tell me why

You unbuckle yourself from the bed.

Unknown was shocked by the grille!

 That's a floor.

*---------*
This is Unknown!
She is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
She has blood-stained hands!
She is wearing  some orange shoes on her feet.
She is convulsing violently!
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and her soul has departed...
She has minor bruising.
She has severe burns!
She is bleeding!
*---------*

*---------*
This is Unknown!
She is wearing  a prison jumpsuit.
She has blood-stained hands!
She is wearing  some orange shoes on her feet.
She is convulsing violently!
She is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and her soul has departed...
She has minor bruising.
She has severe burns!
She is bleeding!
*---------*

Emerson Ackerley gasps!

[Common] Archibald Kiln asks, "Also you would cremate me right?"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

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        ExcessiveUseOfCobby is a AdminTrainer
        Shadowlight213 is a GameMaster
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: So you don't know why you're in perma?

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I really hate that you try to kill me for such pety things as making you Archibald"

PM to-Admins: Nope, not even what I did that deserved perma.

[Common] Wyatt Smith hisses, "I wasss asssaulted by Chad Thundercock for having a ssspirit guardian. Thisss isss dissscrimination."

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "It's not like a good surgeon can't return you to normal"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: weird, I'll check it out for you. HoS right?

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
The crew of Muppet Drydock 83 has been evacuated amid unconfirmed reports of enemy activity.


PM to-Admins: Yes, Osmund Swarner

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, "ATTENTION ALL ALIENS"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

You push the wall but nothing happens!

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Wyatt Smith hisses, "Do you know what that knife doesss yet chaplain"

[Common] Boris Pepper says, "There's a power sink literally just half hanging out of a space door."

[Common] Slugs Mckenzie says, "I HAVE FOOD AND I WILL GIVE ITTOYOU IF YOU LETME LIVE"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Corbin Hegarty says, "There are all kinds of dead folks above cargo maint"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

You buckle yourself to the bed.

You unbuckle yourself from the bed.

You buckle yourself to the bed.

You unbuckle yourself from the bed.

OOC: Firecage: Mmmm, now, before I finish Baldur's Gate: EE by murdering Sarevok....I will do the Tales of the Sword Coast content first

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: did you have an esword on you

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

PM to-Admins: No?

[Common] Nathan Dogg says, "Recall that"

[Common] Nathan Dogg says, "Why are we even leaving"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: wtf

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Recall"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "Everythings gone to shit"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "FUCK OFF"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "It doesnt seem that bad"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "YOU DONT EVEN KNOW"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "We got tatorlings"

OOC: Basilman: Why is gouty's rank GameAdmIn

OOC: Bluespace: memes

OOC: Togopal: because i hacked the servers mainframe and made everyone admin

[Common] Nathan Dogg asks, "We are leaving cause of traitors and changelings? What exactly do you expect from a normal shift?"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "And worst of all I can't find a PDA to be the bonnie to my clyde"

OOC: Firecage: Because he is a fullmin

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Anyone want a bone necklace? I mean talisssman?"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "WE'RE LEAVING BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ARCHIBALD KILN"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "THE STATION CANT FUNCTION LIKE THIS"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "Oh, that too."

[Common] Wyatt Smith asks, "Why do you think there are traitorsss?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln V1 states, "All archibalds must be borged."

Emerson Ackerley says, "These memes are bad"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Punch Nuts says, "I'm not leaving without my Samus Aran robot"

Current Admins:
        Gouty is a GameAdmln
        ExcessiveUseOfCobby is a AdminTrainer
        Shadowlight213 is a GameMaster
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "FUCK OFF YOU SMASH BROS FETISHIST"

[Common] Maya Romy asks, "Will the real Archibald please stand up?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "Escape exploded."

[Common] Katherine De Microwave says, "Escape explode"

Emerson Ackerley says, "I wish I could help"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I GOT TRANSFORMATION STUNG SUNO"

[Common] Louis Cannon buzzes, "I want to get the succ from a metroid jellyfish thing"

[Common] Woodrow Wilson asks, "Is there an AI?"

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "LIKE HALF OF THE STATION"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: He told me you had an esword and a pinpointer

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

[Common] Archibald Kiln says, "I honestly don't want to be borged just because a ling stung me"

OOC: Firecage: But man....I swear Baldur's Gate is my favourite RPG of all time. Way better than even Planescape: Torment

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