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- 1
- 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:36,355
- No, man. And now you've been
- going around with Big Ass.
- 2
- 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,859
- You talking about Linda from Parkview?
- - Yes, Big Ass.
- 3
- 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,100
- Hey, hey! Slow down right here.
- Slow down.
- 4
- 00:01:43,794 --> 00:01:44,894
- She a ho, huh?
- - What?
- 5
- 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:46,601
- I said, she a ho!
- - No!
- 6
- 00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:50,712
- Yo, Billy. Go.
- - Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing?
- 7
- 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:52,953
- Billy, stop this car, man!
- 8
- 00:02:01,032 --> 00:02:01,832
- J.D.?
- 9
- 00:02:02,952 --> 00:02:05,986
- What the helI's wrong with you man?
- What the helI's wrong with you, fool?
- 10
- 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,612
- I knew it.
- - Get that flashlight out of my face!
- 11
- 00:02:10,151 --> 00:02:12,251
- Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?
- 12
- 00:02:12,831 --> 00:02:14,831
- I thought you said "go."
- - I did not say "go"!
- 13
- 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:18,217
- I remember the last thing we were
- talking about was Linda from Parkview...
- 14
- 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:19,925
- and you said she...
- - "Ho"!
- 15
- 00:02:20,151 --> 00:02:21,818
- I said, Linda is a ho!
- 16
- 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,377
- Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man!
- 17
- 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:27,676
- Let's go! Come on. Move it!
- Pull the chain, fool!
- 18
- 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,304
- Take the moneybag, let's do it!
- 19
- 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,530
- Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!
- 20
- 00:02:32,029 --> 00:02:32,829
- Let's go.
- 21
- 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:34,901
- We're about to get paid!
- - I'm gonna get this.
- 22
- 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,123
- This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do.
- 23
- 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,256
- Come on get in! Throw it up in there!
- 24
- 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:40,809
- Go!
- 25
- 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:45,201
- What the hell?
- - Cars ain't made like they used to, man.
- 26
- 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:46,782
- What did you tie it to?
- - What?
- 27
- 00:02:46,989 --> 00:02:48,889
- Get out and get it!
- - Why I got to get out to get it?
- 28
- 00:02:49,387 --> 00:02:50,487
- Get it.
- 29
- 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:52,008
- All right, here we go, baby!
- 30
- 00:02:52,349 --> 00:02:54,282
- Let's go.
- - Here we go, baby! Here we go!
- 31
- 00:02:54,747 --> 00:02:55,880
- Come to Daddy!
- 32
- 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,114
- The future's behind us, baby!
- That is our future behind us.
- 33
- 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,026
- No!
- 34
- 00:03:23,905 --> 00:03:26,072
- Calvin, what are you doing?
- - Hey, baby.
- 35
- 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:29,618
- Trying to get this studio together
- so we can finally make money off this stuff.
- 36
- 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:33,512
- That's what you said about
- the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.
- 37
- 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,930
- Why you gotta bring that up?
- That's in the past.
- 38
- 00:03:37,505 --> 00:03:39,205
- This is a whole new venture for us, baby.
- 39
- 00:03:39,624 --> 00:03:40,424
- Really?
- 40
- 00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:41,804
- Look, let me show you something.
- 41
- 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:43,303
- Can I show you something?
- - Yes.
- 42
- 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:45,563
- Let me show you.
- - You've got a picture.
- 43
- 00:03:46,063 --> 00:03:46,863
- Yes.
- - Okay.
- 44
- 00:03:47,024 --> 00:03:50,124
- See that?
- That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.
- 45
- 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,055
- That's just the guesthouse.
- 46
- 00:03:53,422 --> 00:03:56,089
- So, if Stedman act up,
- this is where he gotta sleep.
- 47
- 00:03:57,262 --> 00:03:58,062
- Okay.
- 48
- 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:00,348
- Why do you have this?
- 49
- 00:04:01,582 --> 00:04:03,815
- Because that's what I'm gonna buy
- for my baby.
- 50
- 00:04:04,943 --> 00:04:05,976
- Both my babies.
- 51
- 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:10,341
- As soon as I get somebody,
- rent out the studio, make a platinum CD...
- 52
- 00:04:10,982 --> 00:04:12,015
- and we get paid.
- 53
- 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,474
- You don't like strangers
- coming in and out of the shop.
- 54
- 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:18,035
- You want to have them coming
- in and out of the house?
- 55
- 00:04:19,061 --> 00:04:21,828
- It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work.
- You better come on.
- 56
- 00:04:22,502 --> 00:04:24,902
- I got some eggs for you.
- You better come on and get 'em.
- 57
- 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:28,499
- That damn shop.
- 58
- 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:33,468
- Boy, they sure know how
- to kill a man's dreams.
- 59
- 00:04:34,658 --> 00:04:35,958
- Come on, Stedman.
- 60
- 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:39,153
- Calvin!
- 61
- 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:40,539
- Come here.
- 62
- 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:46,073
- What was that for?
- 63
- 00:04:46,658 --> 00:04:49,392
- Well, it has been a whole two years
- since you took over the barbershop.
- 64
- 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:52,005
- I mean, look at you.
- You have hung in there.
- 65
- 00:04:53,457 --> 00:04:55,624
- Baby, you have no idea
- how proud I am of you.
- 66
- 00:04:56,457 --> 00:04:59,324
- You know, your father would've been
- proud of you, too. Come here.
- 67
- 00:05:01,817 --> 00:05:03,483
- Okay, go.
- - All right, I'm going.
- 68
- 00:05:06,617 --> 00:05:07,984
- Stay off your feet, okay?
- 69
- 00:05:13,496 --> 00:05:16,230
- My store! Look at my store!
- It has been destroyed!
- 70
- 00:05:18,496 --> 00:05:20,496
- Get away from my shop! Get away!
- 71
- 00:05:22,736 --> 00:05:24,803
- No! No! No!
- 72
- 00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:27,142
- Get away from my store!
- 73
- 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,929
- Hey, yo, brother!
- - Get out!
- 74
- 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:33,281
- Brother!
- 75
- 00:05:34,495 --> 00:05:35,628
- Stay strong, brother!
- 76
- 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,354
- Yeah, stay strong.
- 77
- 00:05:39,015 --> 00:05:40,215
- Get out of here! Go on!
- 78
- 00:05:40,455 --> 00:05:41,255
- Calvin!
- 79
- 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:43,826
- It's always something on a Saturday,
- isn't it?
- 80
- 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:45,495
- What's up, Janelle?
- 81
- 00:05:47,094 --> 00:05:49,227
- You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy
- got a drug problem.
- 82
- 00:05:49,772 --> 00:05:52,306
- You think he did that?
- - Damn, girl, you gossiping already?
- 83
- 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:54,833
- First get your shop open.
- Then start the rumors.
- 84
- 00:05:55,211 --> 00:05:57,845
- I know you are not talking to me
- about how to run my shop.
- 85
- 00:05:58,493 --> 00:06:01,193
- I don't tell you how to run your
- business over there. Anyway....
- 86
- 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:02,701
- Hey, did you hear...
- 87
- 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:04,980
- That's why your nose so big.
- You too damn nosy.
- 88
- 00:06:05,372 --> 00:06:07,305
- Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?
- 89
- 00:06:07,892 --> 00:06:10,925
- Her husband caught her in a prime
- hoochie-koochie with another man!
- 90
- 00:06:40,088 --> 00:06:41,055
- Hey, man.
- - Calvin.
- 91
- 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,636
- How you doing?
- - Fine. How you doing?
- 92
- 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,469
- I'm all right.
- - Hey, what happened across the street?
- 93
- 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,284
- You know this neighborhood.
- It's getting worse every day.
- 94
- 00:06:48,848 --> 00:06:51,248
- How's Jennifer?
- - She getting big.
- 95
- 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:53,509
- You know. Mean, too.
- 96
- 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,189
- So, got some good news for me?
- - No.
- 97
- 00:06:58,249 --> 00:07:00,949
- Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week.
- 98
- 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:04,135
- Little off the top, long in back,
- slope to the left like Gumby.
- 99
- 00:07:04,647 --> 00:07:05,780
- Munster front, Wyclef right.
- 100
- 00:07:06,087 --> 00:07:08,020
- Hook that up for me.
- - You got any money, Lamar?
- 101
- 00:07:08,406 --> 00:07:10,473
- I'm gonna pay you back.
- I got a Job interview.
- 102
- 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:13,535
- When you get that job...
- - Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that.
- 103
- 00:07:14,045 --> 00:07:17,012
- Just a little edge on there.
- - I don't cut hair for free. Out the door!
- 104
- 00:07:17,685 --> 00:07:19,452
- Calvin, your father
- would have hooked me up.
- 105
- 00:07:19,888 --> 00:07:20,855
- Go get hooked up.
- 106
- 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,167
- Come on, dog!
- Don't do me like that, Calvin!
- 107
- 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:25,646
- See what I got to deal with every day?
- - I know, but...
- 108
- 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,125
- No. Get out of here. Go!
- 109
- 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:34,639
- So, what did they say?
- 110
- 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,178
- The bank's not gonna give you
- another loan.
- 111
- 00:07:38,205 --> 00:07:40,072
- We've already given you
- a small-business loan...
- 112
- 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:43,091
- and a grant that you used
- on your other businesses.
- 113
- 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:45,765
- Calvin, you know I want to help you.
- 114
- 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:49,285
- But if you don't pay the property taxes,
- the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop.
- 115
- 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:51,024
- I'm sorry.
- 116
- 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,137
- There's nobody you can talk to?
- 117
- 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:55,691
- Calvin...
- 118
- 00:07:56,723 --> 00:07:58,323
- it's not gonna happen.
- 119
- 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,016
- All right. Hey, what can you do?
- 120
- 00:08:06,522 --> 00:08:08,823
- I appreciate you coming by. I really do.
- 121
- 00:08:13,802 --> 00:08:15,002
- Don't worry about it.
- 122
- 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,054
- How did you do this for 40 years?
- 123
- 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,406
- I gotta do my own thing.
- 124
- 00:09:00,877 --> 00:09:02,477
- Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace?
- 125
- 00:09:02,879 --> 00:09:04,412
- Yeah, this is Calvin.
- 126
- 00:09:06,237 --> 00:09:07,370
- You know, over at the shop?
- 127
- 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:11,512
- I was wondering, was you still interested
- in what we talked about the other day?
- 128
- 00:09:12,878 --> 00:09:13,745
- Yeah.
- 129
- 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,523
- Okay.
- 130
- 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,557
- I'll see you then.
- 131
- 00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:20,749
- All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay.
- 132
- 00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:24,689
- You got it?
- - Yeah.
- 133
- 00:09:25,036 --> 00:09:26,336
- We gonna get paid.
- 134
- 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,435
- I never knew money could be so heavy.
- 135
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,330
- Hey, slow down.
- 136
- 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:36,176
- You all right?
- - Yeah. Okay, I got it now.
- 137
- 00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:39,127
- Hell, no, man.
- - What?
- 138
- 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,747
- Hey, what's up, big guy?
- - What's up, player?
- 139
- 00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:44,062
- Hey, this is my grandmama's
- oxygen machine.
- 140
- 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,281
- She can't breathe without it.
- Let us through.
- 141
- 00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:48,882
- You see us carrying this thing.
- Move out the way.
- 142
- 00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:51,426
- Come on, man. This thing heavy.
- 143
- 00:09:52,394 --> 00:09:54,061
- See, you do this all the time, man!
- 144
- 00:09:54,473 --> 00:09:57,273
- Billy, come on.
- - No, man, he do this all the time!
- 145
- 00:09:58,313 --> 00:10:00,247
- My mama's trying to come back,
- and he is doing that.
- 146
- 00:10:00,713 --> 00:10:01,846
- It don't make no sense.
- 147
- 00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:03,752
- That's cool. Just take it down.
- 148
- 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,873
- Kevin, come open this door!
- 149
- 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,441
- Kevin!
- 150
- 00:10:10,873 --> 00:10:13,440
- What's wrong? Why didn't you
- answer the door? You knew it was me!
- 151
- 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:16,518
- I worked a double last night.
- I Just got home two hours ago.
- 152
- 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:19,665
- Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she?
- 153
- 00:10:20,272 --> 00:10:22,372
- Let's not do this again.
- - Where is she?
- 154
- 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,304
- Wait. You ain't finished.
- 155
- 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,444
- Why don't you look under the bed?
- Go ahead.
- 156
- 00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:29,045
- I bet you I would hide a woman
- under that bed.
- 157
- 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,224
- If you gonna look....
- 158
- 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:34,977
- I'm sorry.
- 159
- 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:36,350
- Terri...
- 160
- 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,371
- do I look like I'm thinking
- about somebody else?
- 161
- 00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:40,996
- I don't know.
- 162
- 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,303
- You want to know how I really feel
- about you?
- 163
- 00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:46,364
- Just think about that Babyface song.
- 164
- 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:48,575
- Which one?
- 165
- 00:10:50,389 --> 00:10:53,122
- You know,
- there are a lot of Babyface songs.
- 166
- 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,950
- No.
- - All of them, baby.
- 167
- 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:56,337
- You know I do.
- 168
- 00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:59,554
- Come on. I got some time.
- Come on, real quick.
- 169
- 00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,302
- Yeah.
- - Well, real quick.
- 170
- 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,302
- Come on.
- - Okay.
- 171
- 00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:06,202
- No.
- - Let me take my jacket off.
- 172
- 00:11:06,588 --> 00:11:07,888
- Come on.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 173
- 00:11:08,227 --> 00:11:10,860
- Well, let me take my jacket off.
- What are you doing?
- 174
- 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:14,041
- No, I'm just helping you
- get your jacket off, baby.
- 175
- 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:16,093
- Who is she?
- 176
- 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:18,861
- I don't know.
- 177
- 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,746
- When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!
- 178
- 00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,199
- I can't believe you got someone.
- 179
- 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:24,606
- You gonna make me catch a case
- before I go to work?
- 180
- 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:26,125
- Where you going?
- - Nowhere!
- 181
- 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,065
- Get up! I dare you!
- 182
- 00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:29,600
- Honey, cover your face now.
- 183
- 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,558
- Hey, how can I help you today?
- 184
- 00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:34,625
- Okay.
- 185
- 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,966
- I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf...
- 186
- 00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:40,860
- soymilk, French roast,
- caramel cappuccino.
- 187
- 00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:42,738
- Okay? Now, with just a splash...
- 188
- 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,211
- just a splash of hazelnut.
- 189
- 00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:46,625
- Okay?
- 190
- 00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:49,365
- And orange extract.
- The extra foam in a separate cup.
- 191
- 00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:53,425
- I'll have to spoon it on myself
- because y'all never get it right.
- 192
- 00:11:54,223 --> 00:11:55,990
- You understand? Thank you.
- 193
- 00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:58,910
- Asshole.
- 194
- 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,837
- You have to find the guys, Officer.
- - Okay.
- 195
- 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:05,970
- We'll take you inside
- and get your information.
- 196
- 00:12:06,381 --> 00:12:07,748
- We'll be right with you.
- 197
- 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,722
- Look at my store!
- 198
- 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:17,756
- Then I walked in like pah-dow!
- Know what I'm saying?
- 199
- 00:12:18,382 --> 00:12:20,549
- Ass so big, it look like
- two midgets in a sleeping bag!
- 200
- 00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:21,862
- Tyrone.
- 201
- 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,842
- Can we talk about something
- other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please?
- 202
- 00:12:25,382 --> 00:12:27,382
- We could talk about something else.
- - But why?
- 203
- 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,227
- When does a woman
- just have too much ass?
- 204
- 00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:32,481
- Ass is like money.
- You can never have too much.
- 205
- 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,480
- Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see.
- 206
- 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,468
- Hey, Ricky, yo!
- 207
- 00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:40,335
- School these boys on your philosophy
- about ass because they can't distinguish...
- 208
- 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:43,201
- between a woman with a big ass
- and a big-ass woman.
- 209
- 00:12:43,699 --> 00:12:45,300
- Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz.
- 210
- 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:46,766
- It's the ratio.
- 211
- 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,860
- Now if you measure around
- a woman's waist, right?
- 212
- 00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:53,584
- Measure around that ass,
- you come up with a ratio about 3-5.
- 213
- 00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:55,059
- Okay.
- 214
- 00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:57,133
- Now that means that a 24-inch waist...
- 215
- 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,520
- is gonna yield a 40-inch ass.
- 216
- 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:02,418
- The mathematics is correct, right?
- - That's good, right?
- 217
- 00:13:02,979 --> 00:13:03,945
- You with me?
- - Yo.
- 218
- 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,818
- So give me an example.
- I mean, break it down.
- 219
- 00:13:06,257 --> 00:13:07,357
- Okay, all right.
- 220
- 00:13:08,177 --> 00:13:09,344
- Jennifer Lopez.
- 221
- 00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:14,364
- Right? Woman with a big ass!
- 222
- 00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:17,337
- Now, on the other side, we got...
- - Right.
- 223
- 00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,124
- Mother Love.
- 224
- 00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:22,237
- Big-ass woman!
- 225
- 00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:28,637
- Good morning.
- 226
- 00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:31,529
- What's up?
- 227
- 00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:37,329
- Hey, you have any idea
- who poked that hole in Samir's store?
- 228
- 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:38,696
- No.
- 229
- 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,416
- You sure about that?
- 230
- 00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,481
- Just playing with you, man. Relax.
- 231
- 00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:05,414
- Hey, how you doing, Detective?
- What's going on across the street?
- 232
- 00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:09,108
- I'm on this convenience store thing,
- so somebody's getting locked up.
- 233
- 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:12,613
- Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah. Ricky here?
- 234
- 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,952
- No, he'll be in a little later, though.
- 235
- 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:18,680
- You don't think he had nothing
- to do with that.
- 236
- 00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:21,932
- Ricky's been keeping his nose clean
- ever since he's been working here.
- 237
- 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:23,938
- Hey, Rick.
- 238
- 00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,678
- Come in the back?
- - That's my girl.
- 239
- 00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,179
- Yeah. She got big drawers.
- That's all right, though.
- 240
- 00:14:33,411 --> 00:14:34,844
- Is this chair free?
- 241
- 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,885
- I figured not. You mind
- just trimming me up a little bit?
- 242
- 00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:40,358
- Why you come over here, dog?
- 243
- 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,090
- Why you sweating me?
- - Are you sweating, Richard?
- 244
- 00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:45,103
- You're a two-time felon.
- 245
- 00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:48,325
- One more, it's all over for you, brother.
- 246
- 00:14:50,011 --> 00:14:52,811
- Calvin went out on a limb
- for you with this Job, man.
- 247
- 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,783
- I mean, why you want to play him like that?
- 248
- 00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:11,248
- We got a surveillance tape from the camera
- at the check-cashing place next door...
- 249
- 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:14,683
- and by the end of the day,
- I will know something.
- 250
- 00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,567
- You understand?
- 251
- 00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,934
- Later, Calvin.
- - All right.
- 252
- 00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:35,879
- Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man.
- 253
- 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:38,552
- All right, man?
- 254
- 00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,171
- I love you, boo.
- 255
- 00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:09,411
- See you later, baby.
- 256
- 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,050
- What's up, man?
- 257
- 00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:26,569
- All right.
- 258
- 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,697
- What you singing?
- - What?
- 259
- 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,401
- What are you singing at?
- 260
- 00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:35,921
- Mind your business.
- 261
- 00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,028
- Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!
- 262
- 00:16:40,361 --> 00:16:43,495
- Where I come from,
- to have girth is a sign of opulence.
- 263
- 00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:47,101
- What the hell did he just say?
- - He said in Africa, fat people got loot.
- 264
- 00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:50,148
- I heard they circumcise women, too.
- - How you gonna do that?
- 265
- 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,887
- Anything that's extra, they just clip it off.
- - Come on.
- 266
- 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,734
- All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next?
- - Not me.
- 267
- 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,440
- Not me.
- 268
- 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,001
- I'm cool, man.
- - Forget you.
- 269
- 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:01,985
- Thought you had a Negro membership card?
- 270
- 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,339
- Soaked up some BET,
- memorized some Tupac.
- 271
- 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,640
- Shut up, Jimmy.
- 272
- 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:07,879
- Calvin wouldn't give me a chair
- if I couldn't cut heads.
- 273
- 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:10,125
- Three days, front chair, no customers.
- What's up?
- 274
- 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,132
- Kill that noise. You know everyone
- starts out in the first chair.
- 275
- 00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,171
- That's exactly where you started.
- 276
- 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,144
- Listen up! I don't want no trouble!
- 277
- 00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:20,298
- Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry,
- won't be no problem.
- 278
- 00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:22,664
- Hey, don't you make me....
- 279
- 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,544
- What's wrong? You one of them rappers?
- 280
- 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,958
- What's that? You got a Rolex
- or a platinum chain?
- 281
- 00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,377
- Eddie.
- - What?
- 282
- 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,643
- Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone!
- Sit your old ass down!
- 283
- 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:36,790
- You read him?
- That boy almost turned over the money!
- 284
- 00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:39,469
- You all right, brother! You all right!
- 285
- 00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:43,722
- Shaking, shaking a little bit!
- He was shaking like booty meat!
- 286
- 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,555
- Wasn't it good? I had him.
- 287
- 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:48,443
- I had him shaking like Don Knotts
- in a card game or something.
- 288
- 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,642
- Remember, we're raising money
- for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes.
- 289
- 00:17:58,154 --> 00:17:59,254
- Scout will be here!
- 290
- 00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:00,861
- I need $20.
- 291
- 00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:02,968
- Let's give it up. Come on.
- 292
- 00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:05,734
- You all right. We need some more money.
- 293
- 00:18:06,474 --> 00:18:08,074
- We need it right now.
- 294
- 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,534
- You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession?
- 295
- 00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:12,921
- Five minutes.
- 296
- 00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:16,241
- What'd she say?
- - Hey, man. Where you going?
- 297
- 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:19,486
- You see that attitude?
- She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later.
- 298
- 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,999
- Don't be scared.
- - I'm free. I'll cut your hair.
- 299
- 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,692
- No, I'm straight, dog.
- 300
- 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,370
- Motherfucker.
- 301
- 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,418
- Who drank my apple juice?
- 302
- 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,757
- Y'all don't hear me?
- 303
- 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,143
- Who drank my goddamn apple juice?
- 304
- 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,410
- Terri!
- 305
- 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,097
- Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.
- 306
- 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,336
- I put a big-ass red...
- - Terri! Stop cussing!
- 307
- 00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,955
- I put a big red sign saying:
- 308
- 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,549
- "Do not drink me."
- 309
- 00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:08,929
- Maybe no one drank it.
- Maybe it evaporated.
- 310
- 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:13,357
- I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side.
- You've been here just a minute.
- 311
- 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,242
- Girl, it's not like a bottle
- of Hennessey or nothing!
- 312
- 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,755
- It's just some funky-ass apple juice.
- - This is my funky-ass apple juice.
- 313
- 00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,849
- I don't touch nobody else's stuff--
- 314
- 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:23,200
- Hey, Terri....
- - What?
- 315
- 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,007
- Jimmy drank your apple juice.
- 316
- 00:19:25,508 --> 00:19:27,741
- Hey, hold up...
- - Why'd you touch my apple juice?
- 317
- 00:19:28,307 --> 00:19:29,741
- Excuse me.
- - I don't want your cooties.
- 318
- 00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:32,673
- Did you see me drink it?
- - I didn't have to, you asked about it.
- 319
- 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,200
- Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?
- 320
- 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,100
- "Ocular"?
- - What'd I just say?
- 321
- 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,740
- I said I didn't have to see you drink it...
- - Oh, shit.
- 322
- 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,033
- I don't have to see you...
- - What'd you see?
- 323
- 00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,066
- Say you ain't drink it.
- - Did you see...
- 324
- 00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:45,940
- Knock his college ass out!
- 325
- 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,893
- Hey! Come on! Come on!
- 326
- 00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:49,946
- No, Calvin, let them go!
- 327
- 00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,579
- This ain't the projects.
- This is a place of business.
- 328
- 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:56,034
- Calvin, your father wouldn't put up
- with this mess. You have to handle this.
- 329
- 00:19:56,704 --> 00:19:58,638
- Checker Fred,
- just sit there and play checkers.
- 330
- 00:19:59,104 --> 00:20:01,105
- Do I look like my father?
- - Yeah.
- 331
- 00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,904
- Yes, you do.
- - In the nose, right here.
- 332
- 00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:05,586
- DVDs, CDs.
- 333
- 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:07,638
- Not today, man.
- 334
- 00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,944
- Whatever you want, man.
- Got the new DMX, baby!
- 335
- 00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:11,558
- Just go on out, go.
- 336
- 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,232
- Put somebody out. Always.
- 337
- 00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:15,138
- I'm never coming in this shop again.
- 338
- 00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:17,838
- lt's a possibility
- that Jimmy drank your apple juice.
- 339
- 00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:19,716
- Small possibility.
- 340
- 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,656
- But nobody saw him. You didn't see him.
- So all you can ask...
- 341
- 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,850
- That's not fair, you're taking his side.
- 342
- 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:26,903
- I'm not taking his side. Ask the man.
- 343
- 00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,937
- If he says yeah, kick his ass,
- if he says no, then squash it.
- 344
- 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:33,303
- Ask him.
- 345
- 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,528
- Did you drink my apple juice?
- 346
- 00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,216
- Did you? lnquiring minds want to know.
- 347
- 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,507
- Did you?
- 348
- 00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:44,968
- Nope.
- 349
- 00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:47,554
- Answered, done deal.
- Come on, let me buy you some apple juice.
- 350
- 00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:49,468
- Case closed.
- 351
- 00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:52,494
- Well, one of y'all MFs drank it.
- I'm tired of y'all, I swear!
- 352
- 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,033
- Y'all better not touch my stuff no more!
- 353
- 00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,587
- Stop slamming them doors!
- 354
- 00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:05,939
- I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.
- 355
- 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,073
- Hey!
- - Hey, girl!
- 356
- 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:11,925
- Damn!
- 357
- 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,758
- It's cool.
- 358
- 00:21:16,019 --> 00:21:17,952
- Man, she messed up
- your whole arrangement.
- 359
- 00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:20,485
- How much them roses cost? $2 or $3?
- 360
- 00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:21,819
- I'm Crazy Howard.
- 361
- 00:21:22,058 --> 00:21:24,858
- Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe
- the new ATM machine....
- 362
- 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,085
- 'Cause people can't raise their kids....
- 363
- 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,337
- Gabby!
- 364
- 00:21:33,657 --> 00:21:35,091
- I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe.
- 365
- 00:21:35,497 --> 00:21:38,130
- Player, you lock your door?
- - Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on.
- 366
- 00:21:39,336 --> 00:21:42,036
- Then why's your sister in the room, man?
- - I'll tell Mama!
- 367
- 00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:43,376
- No.
- 368
- 00:21:43,656 --> 00:21:44,690
- What?
- 369
- 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,176
- Close the door, dog!
- 370
- 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:47,996
- This is just a big video game!
- 371
- 00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:51,136
- No, it ain't.
- lt looks like a cash machine to me.
- 372
- 00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:54,443
- And this ain't no supermarket,
- so I'm gonna tell Mama.
- 373
- 00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:57,856
- No! You can't tell nobody about this,
- you hear me?
- 374
- 00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,382
- Why not?
- 375
- 00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:01,589
- 'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it.
- 376
- 00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,454
- Gabby, who'll take care of you?
- - My mama.
- 377
- 00:22:06,814 --> 00:22:09,048
- She got you on that.
- - What can I do to keep your mouth shut?
- 378
- 00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,107
- You gotta pay me.
- - Pay you?
- 379
- 00:22:11,493 --> 00:22:13,326
- I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10!
- 380
- 00:22:13,814 --> 00:22:15,814
- I don't care!
- - Hey, dog, whup her ass.
- 381
- 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,194
- You can't touch me.
- 382
- 00:22:17,454 --> 00:22:19,221
- I'll whup her ass.
- - No, man, don't do that.
- 383
- 00:22:19,653 --> 00:22:22,220
- You better give me my cash back later...
- - I'll give it back!
- 384
- 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,166
- Take it, girl. That's all I got.
- 385
- 00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,847
- Go on, get out of the room there, girl!
- 386
- 00:22:28,573 --> 00:22:29,439
- Go on!
- 387
- 00:22:29,612 --> 00:22:30,412
- Get on!
- 388
- 00:22:32,813 --> 00:22:35,447
- That's how you lock a door, dog.
- 389
- 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:38,825
- What?
- - It's your fault, man!
- 390
- 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,592
- Now we've gotta take this someplace else.
- 391
- 00:22:42,092 --> 00:22:44,893
- I've gotta think how.
- - The same way we stole it, the truck.
- 392
- 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,418
- I said I'm not messing with my
- crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.
- 393
- 00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:51,191
- He comes from a broken home.
- He don't even know his mama.
- 394
- 00:22:51,691 --> 00:22:52,958
- And after last night...
- 395
- 00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:55,811
- I ain't messing with that fool no more.
- 396
- 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,076
- We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked...
- - I did lock the door.
- 397
- 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:01,250
- Your sister's a demon child.
- - Whatever, man.
- 398
- 00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,984
- Your mama don't have real silverware,
- so we could get in here?
- 399
- 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:05,530
- Whatever.
- 400
- 00:23:08,649 --> 00:23:10,649
- Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up.
- 401
- 00:23:11,049 --> 00:23:12,583
- Hey, Billy, take it down.
- 402
- 00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,201
- Wait a minute....
- 403
- 00:23:15,008 --> 00:23:15,942
- Take it down.
- 404
- 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,476
- Come on, player. Come on, big man.
- 405
- 00:23:20,727 --> 00:23:21,793
- We'll get you this time.
- 406
- 00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:23,221
- Push it through.
- 407
- 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:25,354
- My finger!
- 408
- 00:23:25,807 --> 00:23:27,574
- This ain't gonna fit.
- 409
- 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,776
- My hand!
- 410
- 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,467
- My hand!
- 411
- 00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,662
- You got it?
- - I don't have it.
- 412
- 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,246
- This is good chicken, too.
- 413
- 00:23:45,487 --> 00:23:46,520
- You ever had this chicken?
- 414
- 00:23:46,846 --> 00:23:49,313
- How can you sit there with all that chicken
- and not offer us any?
- 415
- 00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:50,906
- I paid for this.
- 416
- 00:23:51,606 --> 00:23:54,673
- You give me a quarter,
- I might give you a little mashed potatoes.
- 417
- 00:23:55,925 --> 00:23:58,658
- How come he can eat out front, while we...
- - 'Cause Eddie's old, man.
- 418
- 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:02,072
- You see that right there?
- You know what that means?
- 419
- 00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:04,333
- That means I've got senroyity.
- 420
- 00:24:05,123 --> 00:24:06,723
- S-who?
- - Senroyity.
- 421
- 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,812
- Don't you mean "seniority"?
- 422
- 00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:09,964
- Whatever.
- 423
- 00:24:10,244 --> 00:24:13,578
- That's nothing but gray hair poking up out
- your follicle. lt means nothing.
- 424
- 00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,497
- Don't mean anything?
- Let me tell you something, boy.
- 425
- 00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:19,443
- I was here in '68 when they robbed
- and burned down...
- 426
- 00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,537
- everything here but this barbershop.
- 427
- 00:24:21,924 --> 00:24:24,791
- I was here in '74,
- when desegregation started...
- 428
- 00:24:25,484 --> 00:24:28,417
- and they bussing in white kids,
- and bussing out little black kids like you.
- 429
- 00:24:29,123 --> 00:24:30,157
- Yeah, I remember that.
- 430
- 00:24:30,443 --> 00:24:31,977
- And then I was here in '77...
- 431
- 00:24:32,363 --> 00:24:34,529
- when Walter Payton came in here...
- 432
- 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:38,816
- the day after he had rushed
- 275 yards against Minnesota.
- 433
- 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,095
- And I lined him up in this chair...
- 434
- 00:24:41,402 --> 00:24:43,235
- and I got the picture to prove it.
- 435
- 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,782
- Eddie, how do we know
- that's really Payton?
- 436
- 00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,876
- That's Walter. That's him.
- 437
- 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,107
- The signature says "Sweetness" right there!
- 438
- 00:24:52,601 --> 00:24:53,734
- What more do you want?
- 439
- 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,327
- I don't know, a real picture?
- 440
- 00:24:55,681 --> 00:24:56,948
- That's "Sweetness" all right.
- 441
- 00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:01,340
- What did you do? I got a patch in my head!
- 442
- 00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:03,454
- Patch the little boy's head up.
- 443
- 00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,886
- I told you to keep still...
- - I got a patch on my head!
- 444
- 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,087
- Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head.
- 445
- 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,353
- Got him looking like 101 DaImatians.
- 446
- 00:25:10,838 --> 00:25:13,139
- You heard of that movie?
- Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102!
- 447
- 00:25:13,601 --> 00:25:14,667
- Mind your business.
- 448
- 00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:16,613
- I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!
- 449
- 00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:18,278
- Man, why do I gotta...
- 450
- 00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,432
- You look good.
- - Take care of the thing.
- 451
- 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,067
- Quit talking, more cut.
- Wait till my mom gets here.
- 452
- 00:25:23,479 --> 00:25:24,612
- I've got it now.
- 453
- 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,372
- Jimmy, what are you doing?
- 454
- 00:25:28,479 --> 00:25:30,312
- Got that little boy looking like a leopard.
- 455
- 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:33,966
- He needs little spots all around.
- Look at him!
- 456
- 00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:55,903
- Don't ignore me.
- 457
- 00:25:56,195 --> 00:25:57,295
- Don't ignore me like that.
- 458
- 00:25:57,635 --> 00:25:58,835
- Turn their heads....
- 459
- 00:25:59,156 --> 00:26:00,456
- How's everybody doing?
- 460
- 00:26:06,436 --> 00:26:07,170
- My bad.
- 461
- 00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:18,581
- Clean you up or something?
- 462
- 00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:20,894
- How you doing, Mr. Wallace?
- - How you doing?
- 463
- 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,381
- Good to see you, thanks for coming.
- - Yes, indeed.
- 464
- 00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:25,094
- Wanna go out back and talk?
- - Yeah.
- 465
- 00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:26,220
- All right.
- 466
- 00:26:27,473 --> 00:26:28,740
- Eddie.
- - Nigger.
- 467
- 00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:34,200
- Calvin, I'm glad you called me back.
- 468
- 00:26:36,073 --> 00:26:38,006
- I was beginning to think
- you don't like Lester.
- 469
- 00:26:38,393 --> 00:26:41,427
- Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop.
- Left everything the same.
- 470
- 00:26:42,431 --> 00:26:44,565
- I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.
- 471
- 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,272
- I told you, I'm a man of my word.
- 472
- 00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:49,987
- You know, Calvin...
- 473
- 00:26:50,552 --> 00:26:52,552
- if you can't make the payments...
- 474
- 00:26:53,072 --> 00:26:54,572
- you're gonna lose the shop...
- 475
- 00:26:54,991 --> 00:26:56,191
- and have nothing.
- 476
- 00:26:56,592 --> 00:26:58,292
- Or, if you sell it to me...
- 477
- 00:26:58,831 --> 00:27:02,265
- you make sure that the sign outside
- always says "barbershop."
- 478
- 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,070
- I can live with that.
- 479
- 00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:12,490
- If you take this money,
- that's as good as a contract.
- 480
- 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:17,070
- I wouldn't want to have
- any misappropriations going on up in here.
- 481
- 00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:24,469
- Yeah, me neither.
- 482
- 00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:29,095
- You know,
- I made your father the same offer...
- 483
- 00:27:30,188 --> 00:27:31,288
- but he turned it down.
- 484
- 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:34,255
- But you're a better businessman.
- You got vision.
- 485
- 00:27:38,146 --> 00:27:39,413
- $20,000, that's your buyout.
- 486
- 00:27:39,748 --> 00:27:41,281
- I'll manage bank payments, as discussed.
- 487
- 00:27:41,668 --> 00:27:43,768
- And I'll get the paperwork to you next week.
- 488
- 00:27:44,827 --> 00:27:45,727
- Okay.
- 489
- 00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:49,267
- You're sure you're gonna keep
- the barbershop open, right?
- 490
- 00:27:49,746 --> 00:27:53,480
- I'm a businessman, and a
- barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.
- 491
- 00:27:55,585 --> 00:27:57,419
- So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.
- 492
- 00:27:57,866 --> 00:28:00,667
- Wait a minute.
- That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.
- 493
- 00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:04,838
- You told me that the sign outside
- would always say "barbershop."
- 494
- 00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:06,512
- It will.
- 495
- 00:28:07,946 --> 00:28:10,746
- It's gonna be called "The Barbershop."
- I'll keep that same theme going.
- 496
- 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:12,926
- The girls dressed like little barbers.
- 497
- 00:28:13,305 --> 00:28:15,405
- You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.
- 498
- 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,438
- And you can get some trim.
- 499
- 00:28:20,025 --> 00:28:21,325
- Hold it, Mr. Wallace.
- 500
- 00:28:23,782 --> 00:28:24,816
- Mr. Wallace!
- 501
- 00:28:27,504 --> 00:28:28,704
- You have a nice day.
- 502
- 00:28:36,903 --> 00:28:40,103
- I just don't understand why someone
- would drive into the store like that.
- 503
- 00:28:40,861 --> 00:28:43,628
- Now, see, I told Sitting Bull
- across the street over there...
- 504
- 00:28:44,302 --> 00:28:45,969
- not to put no cash machine in his store...
- 505
- 00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:48,421
- 'cause black people
- don't know how to act.
- 506
- 00:28:48,902 --> 00:28:51,369
- Who're you telling?
- That's why black people can't have nothing.
- 507
- 00:28:51,861 --> 00:28:54,028
- Apparently, neither can lndian folks.
- Give me! Move!
- 508
- 00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:57,343
- Samir is not Indian, okay?
- He's Pakistani. He's from Pakistan.
- 509
- 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:01,453
- All I know is, he can pack and stand
- his ass on that corner all he want to.
- 510
- 00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:05,421
- But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's
- liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?
- 511
- 00:29:06,181 --> 00:29:08,315
- Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it!
- - He's gonna pah-yow!
- 512
- 00:29:08,859 --> 00:29:10,459
- Samir is not Native American, okay?
- 513
- 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,880
- He's not Arab, he's not Mexican,
- he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.
- 514
- 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,086
- Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan.
- I don't care where he's from.
- 515
- 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,027
- He ain't from here, I know that.
- 516
- 00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:21,545
- He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.
- 517
- 00:29:24,859 --> 00:29:26,459
- Damn, speaking of Pakistan....
- 518
- 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,913
- That's all right!
- 519
- 00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:32,552
- Boy, what's wrong with you?
- 520
- 00:29:33,018 --> 00:29:34,518
- He cut a patch in the back of my head.
- 521
- 00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:37,238
- I'm sorry, ma'am, it wasn't my fault.
- He kept moving, so...
- 522
- 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,553
- I did not, I did not keep moving.
- 523
- 00:29:40,977 --> 00:29:41,777
- Bless her.
- 524
- 00:29:42,017 --> 00:29:44,417
- You know you kept moving.
- - What're you talking about?
- 525
- 00:29:45,377 --> 00:29:46,977
- It don't look that bad.
- - Yes, it does.
- 526
- 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:48,684
- Think of it as a new style.
- 527
- 00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:52,053
- Before you know it, everybody'll be
- walking around with a patch in their head.
- 528
- 00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,057
- Why would people walk around
- with a patch in their head?
- 529
- 00:29:55,657 --> 00:29:57,790
- So, that makes it free, right?
- 530
- 00:29:58,617 --> 00:29:59,750
- Ain't that right?
- 531
- 00:30:00,136 --> 00:30:01,103
- Right?
- 532
- 00:30:05,415 --> 00:30:06,315
- Okay.
- 533
- 00:30:10,215 --> 00:30:11,015
- Come on.
- 534
- 00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:16,468
- Jimmy will never touch your head again,
- I promise.
- 535
- 00:30:16,936 --> 00:30:17,669
- Thank you.
- 536
- 00:30:20,014 --> 00:30:21,681
- Damn!
- 537
- 00:30:22,414 --> 00:30:25,448
- Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you!
- 538
- 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:28,447
- Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog.
- 539
- 00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:30,826
- I'll take it.
- 540
- 00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:32,413
- Damn, my phone's ringing.
- 541
- 00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:34,207
- J.D.
- - What?
- 542
- 00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:36,288
- Would you please back up?
- 543
- 00:30:37,172 --> 00:30:38,139
- My bad.
- 544
- 00:30:38,332 --> 00:30:41,032
- Thank you. I couldn't breathe.
- - Come on, man, get in there.
- 545
- 00:30:41,854 --> 00:30:42,920
- Open the door.
- 546
- 00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:45,060
- Is that that punk Jay?
- 547
- 00:30:47,891 --> 00:30:49,425
- My foot!
- - Jay! You all right?
- 548
- 00:30:49,812 --> 00:30:51,178
- Jay! Come here, you punk!
- 549
- 00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:53,266
- I'm gonna get your black ass.
- 550
- 00:30:57,692 --> 00:30:58,659
- Billy!
- 551
- 00:31:06,691 --> 00:31:07,491
- Get up!
- 552
- 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:09,032
- Come here!
- 553
- 00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:12,077
- Billy!
- 554
- 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,270
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- 555
- 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:21,810
- Man, you just let him get away.
- 556
- 00:31:22,328 --> 00:31:24,095
- He owes me $5 from a crap game.
- 557
- 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:25,963
- I ain't paying your ass nothing!
- 558
- 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:27,404
- What?
- - Billy!
- 559
- 00:31:28,649 --> 00:31:31,215
- Bring your ass back over here!
- - Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on!
- 560
- 00:31:31,809 --> 00:31:33,676
- Come on, Billy,
- bring your ass back over here.
- 561
- 00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,254
- $5!
- 562
- 00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:39,176
- You gonna cause a scene in public for $5?
- 563
- 00:31:39,688 --> 00:31:40,822
- Man, he owes me money.
- 564
- 00:31:41,128 --> 00:31:43,194
- We've got $50,000 back at the motel.
- 565
- 00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:47,148
- You're gonna cause a scene for $5?
- 566
- 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,440
- $5?
- 567
- 00:31:50,047 --> 00:31:52,214
- It ain't even about the money.
- It's the principle.
- 568
- 00:31:52,728 --> 00:31:54,162
- What?
- - That's right, the principle.
- 569
- 00:31:54,569 --> 00:31:55,602
- He's supposed to pay.
- 570
- 00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,619
- This is Chi-Town's finest,
- and I ain't going out like no sucker.
- 571
- 00:31:59,366 --> 00:32:01,266
- You ain't going out like no sucker?
- - No.
- 572
- 00:32:02,806 --> 00:32:04,873
- You know what, player?
- We're gonna get caught.
- 573
- 00:32:05,566 --> 00:32:07,100
- And you wanna know why?
- - Why?
- 574
- 00:32:07,405 --> 00:32:09,805
- There's a stupid nigger in every bunch,
- who messes up everybody.
- 575
- 00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:11,399
- You know what?
- 576
- 00:32:13,525 --> 00:32:14,892
- You that dumb nigger.
- 577
- 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,766
- You know what? I tell you this.
- 578
- 00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:19,106
- If he owed you money,
- you'd be chasing him, too.
- 579
- 00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:22,518
- I would've whupped him last week.
- - Why you think I was chasing him? What....
- 580
- 00:32:23,244 --> 00:32:24,044
- Shit!
- 581
- 00:32:25,205 --> 00:32:26,871
- What? Keep it moving.
- 582
- 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,118
- Ain't nothing to see here.
- 583
- 00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:31,737
- Come on, man. I lost my head.
- 584
- 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,357
- But you understand, it wasn't just money.
- - $5, player?
- 585
- 00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:37,450
- I'm telling you, they got about
- $15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM.
- 586
- 00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:38,845
- $15,000?
- 587
- 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,024
- Those machines are worth
- more than the money in them.
- 588
- 00:32:41,403 --> 00:32:43,003
- There may be a reward.
- - For an ATM machine?
- 589
- 00:32:43,404 --> 00:32:44,937
- I wish the money in it was mine.
- 590
- 00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:48,523
- I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out
- to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster.
- 591
- 00:32:49,283 --> 00:32:50,883
- See, now that's upscale.
- 592
- 00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:53,683
- Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish.
- That is not upscale.
- 593
- 00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,241
- I don't hate cheese toast
- just 'cause I'm eating...
- 594
- 00:32:56,762 --> 00:32:58,529
- scampis and shrimps
- and scallops and shit.
- 595
- 00:32:58,962 --> 00:32:59,995
- You are truly ignorant.
- 596
- 00:33:00,283 --> 00:33:01,416
- You don't know what a scallop is.
- 597
- 00:33:01,722 --> 00:33:03,189
- It ain't even a shellfish.
- 598
- 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,761
- Did you know you get on my nerves?
- 599
- 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,880
- Condoms.
- 600
- 00:33:06,161 --> 00:33:08,162
- Pampers if you're too late.
- - What's with the dogs?
- 601
- 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,407
- Get them dogs out of here.
- - You like dogs.
- 602
- 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,527
- Don't make me smack you.
- - I told you once.
- 603
- 00:33:12,962 --> 00:33:15,262
- Y'all need some dogs
- I got this one, if you buy this one...
- 604
- 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,007
- you get this one half off.
- - Don't come back, man.
- 605
- 00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:21,320
- Going home. I'm never coming
- in this shop again. I work for me.
- 606
- 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,079
- Calvin, what that boy name?
- 607
- 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,333
- I've told you four times, that's Ricky.
- 608
- 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,600
- Hold still.
- 609
- 00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:33,606
- What?
- - What do you think you doing?
- 610
- 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,540
- I'm just trying to get him clean
- like them Gillette commercials.
- 611
- 00:33:37,038 --> 00:33:40,072
- That's the problem with y'all today.
- Y'all don't know nothing.
- 612
- 00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:44,459
- Sit up there, just watch too much TV
- and listen to that Jigga Ray...
- 613
- 00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:47,746
- and all them folk up in there,
- hippity-hoppity nonsense...
- 614
- 00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:50,638
- and don't know nothing.
- Let me. Sir, you mind?
- 615
- 00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:54,625
- Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.
- 616
- 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,725
- Roots, get me a hot towel.
- 617
- 00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:01,029
- Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.
- 618
- 00:34:02,237 --> 00:34:04,071
- These young boys don't know nothing.
- 619
- 00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,436
- Let me get you lathered up here.
- 620
- 00:34:07,997 --> 00:34:09,430
- Put that towel on his face.
- 621
- 00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:13,995
- Get your foam nice and lathery.
- 622
- 00:34:14,715 --> 00:34:16,382
- Y'all come over here and learn something.
- 623
- 00:34:16,835 --> 00:34:19,702
- You finish that up. Put that on there.
- Put that on the side over there.
- 624
- 00:34:20,355 --> 00:34:23,488
- See, in my day,
- a barber was more than just somebody...
- 625
- 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:27,330
- who sit around in a FUBU shirt
- with his drawers hanging all out.
- 626
- 00:34:29,274 --> 00:34:32,574
- In my day, a barber was a counselor.
- 627
- 00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:35,761
- He was a fashion expert.
- 628
- 00:34:38,194 --> 00:34:39,894
- A style coach. Pimp.
- 629
- 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:41,747
- Just general, all-around hustler.
- 630
- 00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:45,021
- But the problem with y'all cats today...
- 631
- 00:34:46,472 --> 00:34:47,405
- is that...
- 632
- 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:49,787
- you got no skill.
- 633
- 00:34:50,953 --> 00:34:52,387
- No sense of history.
- 634
- 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,333
- And then, with a straight face...
- 635
- 00:34:57,192 --> 00:34:59,025
- got the nerve to want to be somebody.
- 636
- 00:34:59,512 --> 00:35:00,946
- Want somebody to respect you.
- 637
- 00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:03,698
- But it takes respect to get respect.
- Understand?
- 638
- 00:35:05,072 --> 00:35:06,172
- See, I'm old.
- 639
- 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:08,304
- But, Lord willing...
- 640
- 00:35:09,552 --> 00:35:13,019
- I'd be spared the sight
- of seeing everything that we worked for...
- 641
- 00:35:14,951 --> 00:35:16,385
- flushed down the drain...
- 642
- 00:35:16,672 --> 00:35:18,839
- by someone who don't know no better...
- 643
- 00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:20,616
- or care.
- 644
- 00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:22,691
- Calvin.
- - Hey, baby.
- 645
- 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,457
- Can we talk in the back?
- 646
- 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,064
- That's coming right on off there.
- See, that's smooth.
- 647
- 00:35:27,591 --> 00:35:30,624
- When he get through, his face gonna
- be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.
- 648
- 00:35:33,349 --> 00:35:34,883
- Calvin, baby, what's going on?
- 649
- 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,135
- What you mean?
- 650
- 00:35:36,429 --> 00:35:39,129
- Janelle called me and said that
- she saw Lester Wallace in here.
- 651
- 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,623
- Why Janelle won't stay out
- my business? God.
- 652
- 00:35:41,988 --> 00:35:44,555
- When did you start doing business
- with a loan shark like him?
- 653
- 00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:46,916
- Lester Wallace is not a loan shark.
- - Really?
- 654
- 00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:49,015
- He's just a businessman from the street.
- 655
- 00:35:49,469 --> 00:35:51,536
- Okay, but wait. Why was he here?
- 656
- 00:35:51,947 --> 00:35:53,247
- To get a haircut.
- 657
- 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,054
- Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece.
- 658
- 00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:01,021
- He had to get that faded a little bit.
- So, I just....
- 659
- 00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:03,795
- No? All right. Come here.
- Let me show you something.
- 660
- 00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:06,960
- I'll show you something
- that's gonna make you much happier.
- 661
- 00:36:13,227 --> 00:36:14,360
- Check it out.
- 662
- 00:36:22,546 --> 00:36:23,813
- What did you do?
- 663
- 00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:25,599
- I sold the barbershop.
- 664
- 00:36:25,824 --> 00:36:27,791
- You sold your father's barbershop
- to Lester Wallace?
- 665
- 00:36:28,306 --> 00:36:29,173
- Don't, "shh" me.
- 666
- 00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:32,091
- We're trying to get
- our recording studio started.
- 667
- 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,224
- Recording studio? Have you forgotten?
- 668
- 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,459
- You almost
- electrocuted yourself this morning.
- 669
- 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,344
- What matters is, I made this move for us.
- This is for us.
- 670
- 00:36:39,903 --> 00:36:41,170
- Us?
- - Yes.
- 671
- 00:36:42,023 --> 00:36:42,823
- Tell me something.
- 672
- 00:36:43,064 --> 00:36:45,398
- Why is it you make all these
- spontaneous decisions...
- 673
- 00:36:45,944 --> 00:36:47,778
- and then we got to get us out of it?
- 674
- 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:48,942
- Baby....
- 675
- 00:36:49,303 --> 00:36:52,103
- I had to do something to get the monkey
- off our back. That's what I did.
- 676
- 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:55,477
- But, listen.
- Your grandfather opened this shop.
- 677
- 00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:58,524
- He handed it down to your father,
- who left it to you.
- 678
- 00:36:59,381 --> 00:37:02,882
- And all he did was give away free haircuts.
- Now they want freebies.
- 679
- 00:37:04,342 --> 00:37:07,709
- He let all those barbers in there
- use their station whenever they wanted to...
- 680
- 00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:11,429
- pay rent whenever they wanted to,
- and we're in debt because of that.
- 681
- 00:37:12,141 --> 00:37:13,341
- It's because of him.
- 682
- 00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:15,988
- I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.
- 683
- 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,907
- Dinka. What're they saying?
- 684
- 00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:21,781
- Something about a monkey coming back.
- But his ass has too much pressure.
- 685
- 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,980
- You deserve more than this.
- I'm trying to give you the world.
- 686
- 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:34,127
- You know what? I don't need the world.
- 687
- 00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:35,892
- I don't need Oprah's house.
- 688
- 00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:38,926
- It's not Oprah's house.
- It's Stedman's guesthouse...
- 689
- 00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:42,027
- and it's a five-bedroom,
- four-and-a-half bath...
- 690
- 00:37:42,539 --> 00:37:44,439
- with a Jacuzzi, pool...
- - Listen.
- 691
- 00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:46,271
- This shop had very little debt until...
- 692
- 00:37:46,659 --> 00:37:49,693
- you started spending all the money
- on those get-rich-quick schemes.
- 693
- 00:37:51,057 --> 00:37:53,458
- It's my fault?
- Let me hear you say it. It's my fault?
- 694
- 00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:55,052
- Well, yeah, it's your fault.
- 695
- 00:37:55,377 --> 00:37:57,544
- How is it my fault,
- and I'm just trying to better myself?
- 696
- 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:00,625
- Wait a minute, I see what this is about.
- This is about you.
- 697
- 00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:04,504
- Okay.
- - No.
- 698
- 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,650
- You know what? I mean, think about it.
- 699
- 00:38:07,935 --> 00:38:10,402
- How could you sell this place?
- I met you here.
- 700
- 00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:14,683
- My father used to come here every Saturday.
- He loved this place.
- 701
- 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,911
- You used to love it, too. What happened?
- 702
- 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,602
- You know what?
- This is a little too much for me right now.
- 703
- 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,563
- You gonna mess around
- and send me into premature labor.
- 704
- 00:38:29,054 --> 00:38:32,021
- I can't believe you sold your father's shop.
- - Jennifer....
- 705
- 00:38:40,975 --> 00:38:42,708
- Still couldn't hear nothing.
- 706
- 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,088
- Can you help me with this shoe?
- 707
- 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,494
- From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.
- 708
- 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,633
- Pull this sock off for me, too.
- - Are these socks clean?
- 709
- 00:38:58,133 --> 00:38:59,733
- They're my mama's socks, man.
- 710
- 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,300
- You know we wear the same size shoe?
- 711
- 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:08,033
- Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man.
- I'm going to go get that for you.
- 712
- 00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:11,372
- Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid.
- 713
- 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,766
- 'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right.
- 714
- 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,918
- You just stay here, work on the ATM.
- 715
- 00:39:17,411 --> 00:39:19,578
- Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.
- 716
- 00:39:20,371 --> 00:39:21,971
- lt isn't nothing but some dead skin.
- 717
- 00:39:22,411 --> 00:39:25,745
- All I need is some cocoa butter.
- I can get that. Excuse me, player.
- 718
- 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:27,443
- Excuse me, dog.
- 719
- 00:39:28,251 --> 00:39:29,217
- Oh, my God.
- - Oh, God!
- 720
- 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,617
- Okay, man, are we straight or what?
- 721
- 00:39:43,889 --> 00:39:45,723
- Next.
- - Hold on, man.
- 722
- 00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:51,876
- $20, man.
- - All right.
- 723
- 00:39:53,089 --> 00:39:55,956
- Here's a little something extra
- for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care.
- 724
- 00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:02,154
- Hold on, player.
- - Wait!
- 725
- 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,135
- Hey, hook me up, Cal.
- 726
- 00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:06,253
- See, I was next.
- - No, I was here earlier.
- 727
- 00:40:06,687 --> 00:40:07,887
- You got any money?
- 728
- 00:40:08,247 --> 00:40:10,147
- -Man, I got your money--
- -See, I got money too.
- 729
- 00:40:10,526 --> 00:40:11,660
- I'll do you next.
- 730
- 00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:15,420
- Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.
- 731
- 00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:17,273
- Either that or go see Eddie.
- 732
- 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:19,480
- I'm busy.
- - I don't want to see Eddie.
- 733
- 00:40:19,926 --> 00:40:21,360
- That's right. Come on. Take care.
- 734
- 00:40:21,765 --> 00:40:24,632
- You know I got stuff to do, man.
- Get these nose hairs for me.
- 735
- 00:40:25,286 --> 00:40:26,419
- Nose hairs?
- 736
- 00:40:26,846 --> 00:40:29,646
- You ain't got my money,
- I'm going to get them ass hairs for you.
- 737
- 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,412
- I hear that Evander Holyfield
- gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.
- 738
- 00:40:33,924 --> 00:40:35,691
- How is he gonna call himself a man of God?
- 739
- 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,425
- You know what? You're right.
- 740
- 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:40,633
- When he down there in Georgia,
- slinging his thing through half the state.
- 741
- 00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:43,726
- I bet that you all didn't even know
- Jesus wasn't a Christian.
- 742
- 00:40:44,284 --> 00:40:45,417
- He was a Jew.
- 743
- 00:40:45,724 --> 00:40:46,990
- Hey, Jimmy.
- - Yo.
- 744
- 00:40:48,123 --> 00:40:50,756
- Why you always throwing out random trivia,
- like you know everything?
- 745
- 00:40:51,363 --> 00:40:53,863
- I don't think I know everything,
- I'm saying that being educated...
- 746
- 00:40:54,444 --> 00:40:56,211
- guarantees I won't spend
- my life behind bars.
- 747
- 00:40:56,643 --> 00:40:59,043
- That's what this is about?
- Me being in the pen?
- 748
- 00:40:59,644 --> 00:41:01,544
- I'm just saying...
- - Who you talking about?
- 749
- 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,077
- I'm just saying, being educated means
- you have opportunities.
- 750
- 00:41:05,683 --> 00:41:07,816
- And the rest of us are doing what?
- Biding our time?
- 751
- 00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:10,008
- Can you guys stop arguing for once?
- 752
- 00:41:10,963 --> 00:41:14,530
- You're like a bunch of little kids.
- Back and forth. I'm getting a headache.
- 753
- 00:41:15,362 --> 00:41:17,029
- That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.
- 754
- 00:41:17,481 --> 00:41:19,314
- This isn't the end of the line
- for Jimmy James.
- 755
- 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,560
- Well, leave.
- 756
- 00:41:20,842 --> 00:41:22,409
- You could do a lot worse
- than being a barber.
- 757
- 00:41:22,721 --> 00:41:24,088
- And a lot better.
- 758
- 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,114
- And don't hate me 'cause I'm
- trying to make something of myself.
- 759
- 00:41:27,722 --> 00:41:30,289
- Black Picasso of the ghetto!
- - Barber's a respectable occupation.
- 760
- 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,480
- I'll have my own mural, my own shop.
- 761
- 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,620
- I might even take over this shop
- if Calvin don't give it to his son.
- 762
- 00:41:36,279 --> 00:41:38,813
- Let me tell you something.
- You will never own a black barbershop.
- 763
- 00:41:39,441 --> 00:41:41,841
- I will if I want to.
- - If Tony Roma can make ribs better...
- 764
- 00:41:42,318 --> 00:41:44,452
- than black people,
- Isaac can own a black barbershop.
- 765
- 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,266
- Ribs better than black people?
- 766
- 00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:49,406
- You want some good ribs?
- You should go over to C&K on 75th.
- 767
- 00:41:50,078 --> 00:41:52,245
- Tony Roma boils his ribs.
- That is not authentic.
- 768
- 00:41:53,999 --> 00:41:55,599
- No. Tony Roma's is delicious.
- 769
- 00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,866
- You know, I don't see white or black.
- 770
- 00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:00,551
- I just see red sauce on everything.
- 771
- 00:42:01,598 --> 00:42:02,632
- Well, you're new here.
- 772
- 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:04,450
- He don't boil his ribs.
- - I like them.
- 773
- 00:42:04,837 --> 00:42:06,203
- Know what? Jimmy got a point.
- 774
- 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,492
- Because nobody in here
- want to be a barber...
- 775
- 00:42:08,878 --> 00:42:10,311
- for the rest of their life.
- 776
- 00:42:10,677 --> 00:42:12,377
- Thank you. That's all I'm saying.
- 777
- 00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:13,832
- I like cutting hair.
- 778
- 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:17,090
- Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman.
- I mean, it's respectable.
- 779
- 00:42:17,677 --> 00:42:19,443
- And I must admit I like it.
- 780
- 00:42:19,795 --> 00:42:21,329
- So I guess I agree with Terri.
- 781
- 00:42:22,597 --> 00:42:24,331
- You agree with everything Terri say.
- 782
- 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,275
- Watch it, Jimmy.
- - You a hater.
- 783
- 00:42:28,516 --> 00:42:30,216
- No, I'm not.
- - Yes, you are.
- 784
- 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:31,815
- Hey, Lamar.
- 785
- 00:42:32,556 --> 00:42:34,389
- Run, nigger. Look at him go.
- 786
- 00:42:34,835 --> 00:42:36,035
- Be right back.
- 787
- 00:42:39,076 --> 00:42:42,109
- Hey, Lamar.
- Don't bring your skinny ass back.
- 788
- 00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:48,275
- See that? That's why you can't have
- no business in the ghetto.
- 789
- 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,273
- You must not know me.
- 790
- 00:42:57,154 --> 00:42:58,754
- Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.
- 791
- 00:42:59,273 --> 00:43:00,940
- I'll whup into you like that, boy.
- 792
- 00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:06,766
- Now, I'm gonna have to poke you.
- 793
- 00:43:07,913 --> 00:43:09,347
- Oh, I think I got it.
- 794
- 00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,591
- Just give us the money.
- 795
- 00:43:16,912 --> 00:43:18,279
- What's my mama's code?
- 796
- 00:43:22,671 --> 00:43:23,771
- Thank you, cutie.
- 797
- 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,992
- You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.
- 798
- 00:43:27,951 --> 00:43:28,985
- What's up, little man?
- 799
- 00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:30,570
- I got an announcement to make.
- 800
- 00:43:30,911 --> 00:43:32,111
- I bought some more apple juice.
- 801
- 00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,197
- And I want nobody in here to drink it.
- 802
- 00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:37,470
- Have some respect and decency
- for other people's stuff.
- 803
- 00:43:38,030 --> 00:43:40,264
- What you looking at me for?
- - Because I know you drank it.
- 804
- 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,458
- Did you see me drink it?
- -I don't care.
- 805
- 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:44,411
- I'm being real nice right now.
- 806
- 00:43:45,308 --> 00:43:47,542
- Don't touch my apple juice,
- or there will be repercussions.
- 807
- 00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:50,569
- You know what? Repercussion, my nuts.
- - Grow some.
- 808
- 00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:52,683
- You hear that?
- 809
- 00:43:58,149 --> 00:43:59,283
- Barbershop.
- 810
- 00:44:02,387 --> 00:44:03,420
- Terri, it's Kevin.
- 811
- 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,142
- I'm not here.
- 812
- 00:44:05,349 --> 00:44:06,849
- What?
- - I'm not here.
- 813
- 00:44:07,547 --> 00:44:08,814
- I know you heard that.
- 814
- 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:10,981
- All right.
- 815
- 00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:14,660
- Let's kill all this applause, now,
- because we all know...
- 816
- 00:44:15,228 --> 00:44:17,695
- that she's gonna go right back to him
- just like she always do.
- 817
- 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,274
- Don't make me run these
- clippers up your ass.
- 818
- 00:44:20,787 --> 00:44:22,954
- Might need some help with that.
- - She told you.
- 819
- 00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:26,107
- Terri, you all right?
- 820
- 00:44:34,025 --> 00:44:35,225
- I should thank you.
- 821
- 00:44:35,626 --> 00:44:36,426
- For what?
- 822
- 00:44:36,585 --> 00:44:39,085
- This morning,
- I made such a spectacle of myself.
- 823
- 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,992
- But your words were kind.
- 824
- 00:44:42,463 --> 00:44:44,864
- I believe they were, "Stay strong, brother."
- 825
- 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,692
- Something like that.
- How much I owe you for this?
- 826
- 00:44:48,226 --> 00:44:50,693
- For one brief, embarrassing moment,
- I chose to give up.
- 827
- 00:44:51,263 --> 00:44:53,430
- But your words
- were just the reminder I needed.
- 828
- 00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:55,565
- Perhaps insignificant to you...
- 829
- 00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,651
- but sometimes I think...
- 830
- 00:44:58,103 --> 00:45:01,670
- we are unaware of how the little
- things for us can be so huge for others.
- 831
- 00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:04,863
- Hey, honeybun.
- 832
- 00:45:05,263 --> 00:45:07,097
- Hey, boo.
- - This is just too much. Hi.
- 833
- 00:45:08,263 --> 00:45:10,896
- It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.
- 834
- 00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:14,330
- Anyway, I do find it amusing
- that the people...
- 835
- 00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:17,015
- who stole my ATM
- will not get any money out of it.
- 836
- 00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:19,295
- Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things.
- 837
- 00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:22,142
- 'Cause there is no money in it.
- It is brand new.
- 838
- 00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,342
- It had not even been loaded yet.
- 839
- 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:26,274
- There's no money in it?
- 840
- 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,707
- That's a trip.
- - Yes.
- 841
- 00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:32,468
- How much I owe you for this?
- - No. Put your money away.
- 842
- 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,913
- You take this. This is for you.
- 843
- 00:45:36,619 --> 00:45:37,586
- Thanks, man.
- 844
- 00:45:39,421 --> 00:45:40,921
- So, what you gonna do?
- 845
- 00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:45,187
- I rebuild.
- I fix the store, and I stay right here.
- 846
- 00:45:46,901 --> 00:45:48,401
- The fight must go on.
- 847
- 00:45:49,658 --> 00:45:51,525
- Either that, or I go back to India.
- 848
- 00:45:51,979 --> 00:45:53,913
- India? I thought you were from Pakistan.
- 849
- 00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:56,380
- Heavens, no.
- Who would tell you such a thing?
- 850
- 00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,660
- Jimmy.
- 851
- 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:01,607
- No, India. PunJab State.
- Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.
- 852
- 00:46:02,418 --> 00:46:03,785
- Thanks, man, I appreciate this.
- 853
- 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,506
- Your words were payment enough.
- 854
- 00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:07,545
- What else can I have...
- - No, that's all you get.
- 855
- 00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,445
- What about those...
- - No.
- 856
- 00:46:11,337 --> 00:46:14,538
- Thanks for the juice, man.
- - You're welcome. I'll see you soon.
- 857
- 00:46:16,897 --> 00:46:18,664
- Fellows, what's up?
- 858
- 00:46:19,018 --> 00:46:20,285
- Got the shoes.
- 859
- 00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:21,858
- Hey, Checkers.
- - You got them?
- 860
- 00:46:22,097 --> 00:46:23,297
- You got the shoes.
- 861
- 00:46:24,297 --> 00:46:25,963
- I'll show you how to play.
- 862
- 00:46:29,096 --> 00:46:30,863
- I'll show you how to play some hardball!
- 863
- 00:46:31,297 --> 00:46:32,664
- Y'all, look at this lady.
- 864
- 00:46:33,016 --> 00:46:34,849
- Give it up!
- - Now you're talking!
- 865
- 00:46:35,815 --> 00:46:38,049
- Come over here. You got to see this.
- You're missing it!
- 866
- 00:46:38,575 --> 00:46:40,742
- Somebody out there doing somebody's car?
- 867
- 00:46:41,376 --> 00:46:42,476
- Damn!
- 868
- 00:46:42,815 --> 00:46:45,216
- She wanna be real, crack that windshield!
- That's what I'd do!
- 869
- 00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:48,508
- I'll get you good!
- I'm gonna get you real good!
- 870
- 00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:53,175
- Man, what kind of car is it?
- - Toyota Camry.
- 871
- 00:46:54,974 --> 00:46:57,474
- Wait, that's a good car.
- I got one of them. I just bought one.
- 872
- 00:46:58,055 --> 00:46:58,855
- Sick!
- 873
- 00:46:59,094 --> 00:47:00,128
- What color is it?
- 874
- 00:47:00,654 --> 00:47:01,454
- Silver.
- 875
- 00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:02,960
- Pimp! Player!
- 876
- 00:47:03,694 --> 00:47:04,761
- That's a good color.
- 877
- 00:47:04,975 --> 00:47:08,009
- It got a chrome rocker panel?
- 878
- 00:47:13,572 --> 00:47:14,706
- That's my car!
- 879
- 00:47:17,413 --> 00:47:20,613
- What the hell you doing? That's my car!
- Stop hitting on my car!
- 880
- 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:22,639
- This is Malcolm Brown's car.
- 881
- 00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:24,738
- Put the bat down!
- I don't know Bobby Brown!
- 882
- 00:47:25,172 --> 00:47:27,039
- Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!
- 883
- 00:47:27,413 --> 00:47:29,246
- Stop it! Put the bat down!
- 884
- 00:47:29,611 --> 00:47:32,245
- This ain't Malcolm Brown car?
- - This ain't no Malcolm Brown.
- 885
- 00:47:33,332 --> 00:47:34,232
- I just bought it!
- 886
- 00:47:34,412 --> 00:47:35,845
- It look like Malcolm Brown car.
- 887
- 00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,543
- Lady, I don't care what it look like!
- It's my car.
- 888
- 00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,437
- Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?
- 889
- 00:47:41,890 --> 00:47:43,490
- Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?
- 890
- 00:47:43,811 --> 00:47:46,278
- Damn. Well, my bad.
- 891
- 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,850
- Your what? What you say?
- 892
- 00:47:49,371 --> 00:47:50,071
- Your bad?
- 893
- 00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:53,864
- I hope I never make a woman that angry.
- 894
- 00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,109
- Hey, Ricky.
- 895
- 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:00,310
- What's up?
- 896
- 00:48:02,688 --> 00:48:04,355
- I'm feeling to go get some fish.
- 897
- 00:48:05,169 --> 00:48:06,135
- So, Ricky...
- 898
- 00:48:06,608 --> 00:48:10,375
- what advice can you offer a guy like me
- on the art of wooing women?
- 899
- 00:48:11,328 --> 00:48:12,195
- On what?
- 900
- 00:48:12,649 --> 00:48:14,415
- You know, getting the hookup...
- 901
- 00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:18,547
- the digits, the skins, ill nana,
- snappy nappy, oochie wallie?
- 902
- 00:48:20,128 --> 00:48:21,328
- Yo, just be yourself.
- 903
- 00:48:22,648 --> 00:48:25,448
- I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.
- 904
- 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,867
- There's too much of myself to go around.
- 905
- 00:48:28,287 --> 00:48:30,454
- Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers
- pulling good ass.
- 906
- 00:48:30,886 --> 00:48:33,186
- Look at Biggie, Heavy D.
- 907
- 00:48:33,767 --> 00:48:35,768
- They were world-famous rappers.
- 908
- 00:48:36,926 --> 00:48:40,126
- I, on the other hand,
- am an overweight barber from West Africa...
- 909
- 00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:42,533
- with a fondness for poetry.
- 910
- 00:48:43,245 --> 00:48:45,812
- Attitude will put you on. Confidence.
- 911
- 00:48:46,685 --> 00:48:47,485
- Okay.
- 912
- 00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:51,645
- She got to know that, at a moment's notice,
- you know, you will not hesitate...
- 913
- 00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:54,379
- to put the pimp hand down
- on Jesus himself...
- 914
- 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,065
- if he ever made the mistake of
- disrespecting her.
- 915
- 00:48:59,724 --> 00:49:02,124
- How you think Captain Kirk
- got all that booty?
- 916
- 00:49:08,164 --> 00:49:09,064
- Yes!
- 917
- 00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:11,983
- Thank you, brother!
- 918
- 00:49:12,803 --> 00:49:13,736
- Put me down.
- 919
- 00:49:18,644 --> 00:49:20,244
- Hey, Calvin.
- - What's up man?
- 920
- 00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:21,862
- Got them shoes!
- 921
- 00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:24,395
- I was just looking at these!
- 922
- 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,540
- How are you doing, Mr. Wallace?
- 923
- 00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:47,395
- This is Calvin.
- 924
- 00:49:48,162 --> 00:49:50,795
- You think it'd be all right
- if I come through there and talk to you?
- 925
- 00:49:52,681 --> 00:49:55,314
- First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo.
- 926
- 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,453
- Say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug."
- 927
- 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,540
- Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself
- a Bentley with some 20s on it.
- 928
- 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,074
- That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you.
- 929
- 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,399
- I'm going to get some 25s.
- 930
- 00:50:12,999 --> 00:50:15,632
- And you the reason why.
- That's what I'm going to do.
- 931
- 00:50:18,358 --> 00:50:21,891
- You wanna act like you ain't giving it up,
- but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.
- 932
- 00:50:22,678 --> 00:50:24,378
- And you better have my money.
- 933
- 00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:29,737
- Oh, no!
- 934
- 00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:39,964
- Help me!
- 935
- 00:50:42,237 --> 00:50:43,437
- Somebody help me!
- 936
- 00:50:43,676 --> 00:50:45,843
- Damn! Open this door!
- 937
- 00:50:46,556 --> 00:50:48,723
- Who is it?
- - It's the manager! Open this door!
- 938
- 00:50:49,356 --> 00:50:51,256
- What's going on up in there?
- - Nothing.
- 939
- 00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:53,968
- What you mean, nothing?
- What the hell is that smell?
- 940
- 00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:56,849
- I got diarrhea.
- - Diarrhea? If you done messed up...
- 941
- 00:50:57,395 --> 00:50:59,162
- How come you up here like you the police?
- 942
- 00:50:59,595 --> 00:51:02,328
- If you done messed up this room...
- - Ain't nobody messed up your room.
- 943
- 00:51:02,954 --> 00:51:04,321
- You better open up this door!
- 944
- 00:51:04,715 --> 00:51:06,782
- Diarrhea, my ass.
- I ain't got to worry about you.
- 945
- 00:51:07,274 --> 00:51:10,241
- Why are your keys Jingling out there?
- Come in this room and see what happens.
- 946
- 00:51:10,914 --> 00:51:12,048
- I'm calling the cops!
- 947
- 00:51:12,354 --> 00:51:13,954
- Call the cops, then.
- - You better...
- 948
- 00:51:14,393 --> 00:51:15,894
- See how you like it when the cops come.
- 949
- 00:51:16,315 --> 00:51:18,948
- Wait a minute. I take that back!
- Don't do that. Come back!
- 950
- 00:51:19,672 --> 00:51:20,472
- Damn!
- 951
- 00:51:21,392 --> 00:51:23,059
- I'm calling the cops on you two!
- 952
- 00:51:31,751 --> 00:51:32,785
- What the hell?
- 953
- 00:51:33,074 --> 00:51:33,974
- Put it down.
- 954
- 00:51:36,071 --> 00:51:37,171
- Watch your toes.
- 955
- 00:51:43,551 --> 00:51:45,551
- All right, this is what we going to do.
- 956
- 00:51:45,952 --> 00:51:47,786
- I'm going to take this
- to my grandmama's house.
- 957
- 00:51:48,151 --> 00:51:50,217
- And I want you to see
- what the word on the street is.
- 958
- 00:51:50,711 --> 00:51:53,445
- Just hang out at the barbershop.
- You sure you can handle that?
- 959
- 00:51:54,669 --> 00:51:56,503
- Do I have to draw you a picture?
- - No.
- 960
- 00:51:58,309 --> 00:52:01,343
- But can I go change my drawers first?
- Because they sticking to me.
- 961
- 00:52:02,229 --> 00:52:03,196
- Yeah.
- - Thank you.
- 962
- 00:52:03,469 --> 00:52:06,203
- But when you're at the barbershop,
- you keep your mouth shut.
- 963
- 00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:09,844
- I want you to be inconspicuous.
- 964
- 00:52:10,668 --> 00:52:12,835
- The Panthers,
- you got to give it up to them...
- 965
- 00:52:13,269 --> 00:52:15,336
- Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...
- 966
- 00:52:15,748 --> 00:52:17,915
- and you got to give it up
- to Rosa Parks, period.
- 967
- 00:52:18,350 --> 00:52:20,917
- Because they was deep,
- and they was on the front line in the '60s.
- 968
- 00:52:21,427 --> 00:52:23,660
- Who the hell is Rosa Parks?
- - Who's Rosa Parks?
- 969
- 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:26,408
- She's only the founder of
- the modern civil rights movement.
- 970
- 00:52:26,987 --> 00:52:29,854
- 'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus?
- - Come on, you know who she is.
- 971
- 00:52:30,507 --> 00:52:31,640
- Man, she was tired.
- 972
- 00:52:31,866 --> 00:52:34,100
- That's what you do when you tired.
- You sit your ass down.
- 973
- 00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:37,826
- I sat on a bus and got thrown in Jail,
- and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week.
- 974
- 00:52:38,586 --> 00:52:40,420
- Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.
- 975
- 00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:42,401
- I done told you twice.
- - Come on.
- 976
- 00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:44,940
- You know what?
- He need to hear this. You sit down.
- 977
- 00:52:45,385 --> 00:52:47,152
- You sit down. You need to hear this, too.
- 978
- 00:52:47,585 --> 00:52:48,718
- Sit down, Rayford.
- 979
- 00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:52,633
- I probably wouldn't say this
- in front of white folk.
- 980
- 00:52:53,266 --> 00:52:54,932
- But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind.
- 981
- 00:52:55,264 --> 00:52:57,731
- Rosa Parks ain't do nothing...
- 982
- 00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,372
- but sit her black ass down.
- 983
- 00:53:00,866 --> 00:53:02,632
- No, Eddie, you're wrong.
- 984
- 00:53:03,105 --> 00:53:05,572
- Hold on, now, Seinfeld.
- 985
- 00:53:06,143 --> 00:53:07,276
- You might learn something now.
- 986
- 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,083
- I'm gonna give her just due
- for what she did.
- 987
- 00:53:10,664 --> 00:53:12,598
- Her act led to the movement
- and everything...
- 988
- 00:53:13,063 --> 00:53:14,963
- but she damn sure ain't special.
- 989
- 00:53:15,463 --> 00:53:18,664
- It was a whole lot of black folk
- sat down on buses...
- 990
- 00:53:19,382 --> 00:53:22,983
- and they got thrown in Jail,
- and they did it way before Rosa did!
- 991
- 00:53:23,782 --> 00:53:25,649
- Only difference between them and her...
- 992
- 00:53:26,023 --> 00:53:28,490
- is that she was a secretary
- at the NAACCP...
- 993
- 00:53:29,063 --> 00:53:32,430
- and she know Martin Luther King,
- and they got a lot of publicity.
- 994
- 00:53:33,303 --> 00:53:35,603
- To me it sound like you got
- a little haterism in your game.
- 995
- 00:53:36,062 --> 00:53:39,762
- Like hell! This ain't no hateration,
- or no holleration in this dancery, okay?
- 996
- 00:53:40,581 --> 00:53:44,248
- What I'm saying is,
- is that black people need to stop lying.
- 997
- 00:53:45,661 --> 00:53:48,628
- There's three things that
- black people need to tell the truth about.
- 998
- 00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:51,654
- One, Rodney King
- should have got his ass beat...
- 999
- 00:53:52,181 --> 00:53:54,581
- for driving drunk
- and being pulled over in a Hyundai.
- 1000
- 00:53:55,061 --> 00:53:56,728
- Two, O.J. did it.
- 1001
- 00:53:57,181 --> 00:53:59,081
- O.J. did it? Oh, man!
- 1002
- 00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:02,361
- And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing
- but sit her black ass down.
- 1003
- 00:54:03,419 --> 00:54:04,753
- That's right! I said it!
- 1004
- 00:54:06,779 --> 00:54:09,646
- I'm going to back you up on that,
- 'cause he was on the bus back in the day.
- 1005
- 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:11,600
- And he on the bus now.
- 1006
- 00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:14,340
- Not only is what you're saying not true...
- 1007
- 00:54:14,898 --> 00:54:18,031
- it's wrong and disrespectful
- for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
- 1008
- 00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:20,125
- Wait. Hold on here.
- 1009
- 00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:22,779
- Is this a barbershop?
- - Yes, it is.
- 1010
- 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,484
- I mean, if we can't talk
- straight in a barbershop...
- 1011
- 00:54:26,976 --> 00:54:28,910
- then where can we talk straight?
- Nowhere else.
- 1012
- 00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:32,179
- You know, this ain't nothing but
- healthy conversation. That's all.
- 1013
- 00:54:32,738 --> 00:54:33,938
- Tearing Rosa Parks down?
- 1014
- 00:54:34,297 --> 00:54:36,597
- There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop!
- You know that.
- 1015
- 00:54:37,176 --> 00:54:40,510
- You can talk about whoever and whatever,
- whenever you want to in a barbershop.
- 1016
- 00:54:41,656 --> 00:54:43,189
- You know you wrong, keep on walking.
- 1017
- 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:46,375
- You're walking by yourself.
- I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.
- 1018
- 00:54:47,055 --> 00:54:49,922
- You better not never let Jesse Jackson
- hear you talking like that.
- 1019
- 00:54:52,135 --> 00:54:53,569
- Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!
- 1020
- 00:54:59,414 --> 00:55:02,281
- Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action,
- I'll take them all on!
- 1021
- 00:55:03,935 --> 00:55:05,135
- That's what I got to say!
- 1022
- 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:07,041
- Man, I love this place.
- 1023
- 00:55:07,455 --> 00:55:09,289
- To make that paper,
- you see what I'm saying?
- 1024
- 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,354
- Man, you got to have it with you.
- 1025
- 00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:13,706
- What's up, man? Where you going?
- 1026
- 00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:16,742
- You can't just walk past me
- like you don't see me.
- 1027
- 00:55:17,934 --> 00:55:19,268
- I'm talking to you, dog!
- 1028
- 00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:22,755
- You can't just walk past me like that.
- What, you Magic Juan or something?
- 1029
- 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,087
- Is Mr. Wallace in there?
- - He here.
- 1030
- 00:55:26,732 --> 00:55:28,333
- I lead. You follow.
- 1031
- 00:55:30,854 --> 00:55:31,988
- Okay, lead.
- 1032
- 00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,372
- Two steps, motherfucker, two steps.
- 1033
- 00:55:36,413 --> 00:55:37,380
- You know, Calvin...
- 1034
- 00:55:38,612 --> 00:55:42,479
- I have never come across anybody
- just wanting to give me my money back.
- 1035
- 00:55:44,491 --> 00:55:45,824
- The whole thing, frankly...
- 1036
- 00:55:47,051 --> 00:55:48,518
- vexes me, to be honest.
- 1037
- 00:55:49,091 --> 00:55:52,991
- I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you.
- I don't even know what that mean.
- 1038
- 00:55:53,891 --> 00:55:56,291
- All I'm saying is,
- I done had a change of heart.
- 1039
- 00:55:56,769 --> 00:55:58,669
- I had all day to think about it.
- 1040
- 00:56:00,410 --> 00:56:03,444
- If I'm going to lose my shop,
- I just don't want to lose it this way.
- 1041
- 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,430
- Which way is that?
- 1042
- 00:56:09,968 --> 00:56:13,435
- My money ain't good enough for you?
- I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it?
- 1043
- 00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:16,277
- You walk your black ass
- into some white man's bank...
- 1044
- 00:56:16,809 --> 00:56:19,609
- and you'll find out
- that I'm the only friend you got.
- 1045
- 00:56:22,369 --> 00:56:24,769
- On the subJect of the money
- I gave you this morning...
- 1046
- 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:28,217
- the money is yours, the shop is mine.
- 1047
- 00:56:31,607 --> 00:56:34,974
- But I'd be willing to call off the whole deal...
- 1048
- 00:56:36,968 --> 00:56:39,301
- if you were to get me my money by, say...
- 1049
- 00:56:40,807 --> 00:56:41,774
- 7:00.
- 1050
- 00:56:44,248 --> 00:56:47,548
- No problem. I could do better than that.
- Give it to you right now.
- 1051
- 00:56:53,085 --> 00:56:53,885
- $40,000.
- 1052
- 00:56:55,966 --> 00:56:57,632
- But you only gave me $20,000.
- 1053
- 00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:00,080
- That's double.
- 1054
- 00:57:01,805 --> 00:57:04,038
- You expect me to pay you double by 7:00?
- 1055
- 00:57:05,924 --> 00:57:07,291
- Come on, Mr. Wallace.
- 1056
- 00:57:07,765 --> 00:57:08,965
- Get out of my office.
- 1057
- 00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:18,592
- Here go your money back.
- I'm putting it right here on the table for you.
- 1058
- 00:57:19,284 --> 00:57:21,651
- I'm sorry about any misunderstanding, or...
- 1059
- 00:57:22,443 --> 00:57:25,144
- if I led you on in any kind of way,
- I'm sorry...
- 1060
- 00:57:25,803 --> 00:57:27,803
- but I can't sell my shop to you.
- 1061
- 00:57:39,002 --> 00:57:40,602
- You forgot something.
- - That's not mine.
- 1062
- 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:43,342
- What you mean?
- - I don't want it. You keep it.
- 1063
- 00:57:43,803 --> 00:57:46,303
- You going to take this money.
- How you gonna renege?
- 1064
- 00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:47,735
- You keep it!
- 1065
- 00:57:50,441 --> 00:57:51,808
- No, man, you keep it!
- 1066
- 00:57:52,162 --> 00:57:53,595
- You forgot something!
- 1067
- 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,441
- Take this money!
- - I don't want it!
- 1068
- 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,800
- Do I look like Barry Sanders?
- Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?
- 1069
- 00:58:01,361 --> 00:58:03,761
- I don't want it!
- - Shut up! I got a Job to do!
- 1070
- 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,007
- And you ain't allowing me to do it.
- 1071
- 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,574
- Come on. Hold on.
- 1072
- 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,067
- Damn!
- 1073
- 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,267
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Got me running all over the goddamn place.
- 1074
- 00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:27,045
- This money's yours. You hear me?
- 1075
- 00:58:28,597 --> 00:58:29,397
- Yeah.
- 1076
- 00:58:39,437 --> 00:58:40,571
- My grandmama home.
- 1077
- 00:58:41,358 --> 00:58:43,591
- Girl, you got a great future behind you.
- 1078
- 00:58:49,516 --> 00:58:50,850
- Oh, shit!
- 1079
- 00:59:14,835 --> 00:59:15,869
- What the fuck?
- 1080
- 00:59:27,194 --> 00:59:28,861
- What the hell am I gonna do?
- 1081
- 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:39,960
- 6-0-5....
- 1082
- 00:59:41,192 --> 00:59:44,326
- 613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.
- 1083
- 00:59:47,231 --> 00:59:49,065
- That's us, man. Come on, we got to go.
- 1084
- 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,986
- Forget about the cash.
- 1085
- 00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:53,151
- You got to buy lunch.
- I don't have any money.
- 1086
- 00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:54,518
- Let's go.
- 1087
- 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,743
- The machine broke, y'all!
- 1088
- 01:00:15,508 --> 01:00:16,975
- I said, the machine broke!
- 1089
- 01:00:27,308 --> 01:00:30,342
- Wait, I'm sorry I messed up
- your flowers and everything.
- 1090
- 01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:33,375
- They were real pretty.
- 1091
- 01:00:36,228 --> 01:00:37,261
- You talking to me?
- 1092
- 01:00:37,587 --> 01:00:39,421
- You the only one standing here, right?
- 1093
- 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:42,235
- Yes, this is true.
- 1094
- 01:00:44,189 --> 01:00:45,489
- And the card...
- 1095
- 01:00:46,506 --> 01:00:48,806
- what it said, it was pretty, too.
- 1096
- 01:00:50,148 --> 01:00:51,748
- You wrote that yourself?
- 1097
- 01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:53,048
- No.
- 1098
- 01:00:53,986 --> 01:00:56,153
- Actually, that's a love poem...
- 1099
- 01:00:57,227 --> 01:00:58,994
- by a man named Pablo Neruda.
- 1100
- 01:01:01,466 --> 01:01:02,666
- He knows what to say.
- 1101
- 01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:07,465
- Got me feeling all gentle.
- 1102
- 01:01:50,262 --> 01:01:53,295
- So, Terri,
- I know you have a boyfriend and everything.
- 1103
- 01:01:54,781 --> 01:01:57,014
- But, you know...
- 1104
- 01:01:58,141 --> 01:01:59,408
- I was wondering...
- 1105
- 01:01:59,781 --> 01:02:02,248
- maybe we could, you...
- - Kevin.
- 1106
- 01:02:03,421 --> 01:02:04,288
- Brother K.
- 1107
- 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:09,820
- Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.
- 1108
- 01:02:13,941 --> 01:02:15,241
- These are for you.
- 1109
- 01:02:17,779 --> 01:02:18,813
- We need to talk.
- 1110
- 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:20,587
- Hold on a second, baby.
- 1111
- 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:23,107
- Super-Size-Me Mandela,
- you wanna get up off my neck?
- 1112
- 01:02:23,659 --> 01:02:24,859
- Hold on a second, baby.
- 1113
- 01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:26,946
- What, you don't understand English?
- 1114
- 01:02:28,538 --> 01:02:29,405
- Stop.
- 1115
- 01:02:30,739 --> 01:02:32,006
- Be gone, Mandingo.
- - Kevin.
- 1116
- 01:02:32,258 --> 01:02:33,625
- I'm talking to my lady.
- 1117
- 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:38,286
- Can you believe Shaka-Zulu?
- - Listen!
- 1118
- 01:02:39,258 --> 01:02:40,725
- I need to say something.
- 1119
- 01:02:42,338 --> 01:02:45,138
- All right, I don't know exactly
- what I'm trying to say, but...
- 1120
- 01:02:46,258 --> 01:02:47,725
- I love you.
- - Bullshit.
- 1121
- 01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,498
- You know that.
- 1122
- 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,809
- Everybody up in here knows this.
- 1123
- 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:56,825
- So look, why don't we just go outside...
- 1124
- 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,343
- talk about this?
- 1125
- 01:03:02,656 --> 01:03:03,556
- Come on.
- 1126
- 01:03:13,575 --> 01:03:14,375
- No.
- 1127
- 01:03:15,014 --> 01:03:16,448
- I can't do this no more.
- - Do what?
- 1128
- 01:03:16,814 --> 01:03:18,414
- This. Us. This game.
- 1129
- 01:03:18,854 --> 01:03:20,121
- I ain't playing games, baby.
- 1130
- 01:03:20,454 --> 01:03:21,821
- Let's just move on.
- 1131
- 01:03:22,655 --> 01:03:24,922
- So, what, you just gonna break up with me?
- 1132
- 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,487
- You're breaking up with me?
- 1133
- 01:03:30,454 --> 01:03:32,121
- I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.
- 1134
- 01:03:32,656 --> 01:03:34,722
- You ain't even all that fine.
- You just average.
- 1135
- 01:03:35,132 --> 01:03:36,899
- I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.
- 1136
- 01:03:37,252 --> 01:03:39,319
- You do that thing. But I can find better.
- 1137
- 01:03:41,293 --> 01:03:43,127
- I didn't mean that. See, I want you.
- 1138
- 01:03:47,973 --> 01:03:48,873
- You are...
- 1139
- 01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,093
- sorry.
- 1140
- 01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:52,865
- You're so sorry.
- 1141
- 01:03:54,211 --> 01:03:55,811
- Leave. Get out.
- 1142
- 01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,999
- Don't put your finger in my...
- - Leave.
- 1143
- 01:03:58,451 --> 01:04:00,518
- I do want...
- - Out! Clown!
- 1144
- 01:04:07,852 --> 01:04:09,285
- Gonna get my blade.
- 1145
- 01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:14,643
- Cut me somebody up in here.
- 1146
- 01:04:18,570 --> 01:04:19,937
- That's a safari punch!
- 1147
- 01:04:22,408 --> 01:04:23,542
- Get him on out of here.
- 1148
- 01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:26,083
- I'm gonna call your mom
- and tell her what happened!
- 1149
- 01:04:26,528 --> 01:04:27,962
- Dinka, boma ye!
- 1150
- 01:04:29,889 --> 01:04:31,490
- Fool almost messed up my part.
- 1151
- 01:05:02,887 --> 01:05:04,021
- Damn!
- 1152
- 01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:15,820
- Ray-Ray?
- - It's me.
- 1153
- 01:05:16,127 --> 01:05:19,094
- They said you was working in the street.
- I didn't know you was cleaning them!
- 1154
- 01:05:19,765 --> 01:05:21,265
- What you got?
- - Nothing.
- 1155
- 01:05:21,885 --> 01:05:23,485
- Do you and nothing need a ride?
- - Yeah.
- 1156
- 01:05:24,164 --> 01:05:25,764
- Bring that nothing on. Come on.
- 1157
- 01:05:30,484 --> 01:05:32,818
- Can you see all right?
- I'll watch out on this side.
- 1158
- 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:34,717
- Just right around the corner.
- 1159
- 01:05:36,245 --> 01:05:38,412
- Thanks.
- - Okay, you take care, now.
- 1160
- 01:05:38,843 --> 01:05:41,010
- Good to have you here in Chicago.
- Welcome to the Bulls.
- 1161
- 01:05:41,522 --> 01:05:43,222
- Michael who?
- 1162
- 01:05:43,563 --> 01:05:45,397
- See you on Sports Center.
- - See y'all soon.
- 1163
- 01:05:45,844 --> 01:05:48,077
- If he can't be the best,
- he can go to hell, too.
- 1164
- 01:05:49,683 --> 01:05:50,950
- They're going be good.
- 1165
- 01:05:53,603 --> 01:05:55,203
- What the hell is you looking at?
- 1166
- 01:05:55,802 --> 01:05:56,768
- I'm curious, man.
- 1167
- 01:05:57,082 --> 01:05:59,316
- I've been getting my hair cut here
- since I was a kid.
- 1168
- 01:05:59,843 --> 01:06:01,776
- And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.
- 1169
- 01:06:02,242 --> 01:06:04,642
- I got plenty of customers.
- You just come on the wrong day.
- 1170
- 01:06:05,121 --> 01:06:07,521
- That's Monday to Saturday,
- except Sunday, when we're closed.
- 1171
- 01:06:08,082 --> 01:06:09,282
- Don't worry, Booker T.
- 1172
- 01:06:10,122 --> 01:06:12,922
- You think you could hook me up
- like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog.
- 1173
- 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,160
- Fade away, boo-yah!
- 1174
- 01:06:15,881 --> 01:06:18,347
- What you laughing at?
- - Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout.
- 1175
- 01:06:18,839 --> 01:06:20,840
- I didn't hear that.
- - You heard me, "Bourgie" Banton.
- 1176
- 01:06:21,242 --> 01:06:23,709
- You got the black girlfriend,
- the ride, and I'm a sell-out?
- 1177
- 01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:26,452
- You're nothing but a minstrel show
- turned on its ear.
- 1178
- 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,867
- Al Jolson in a FUBU hat.
- Blackface for the new millennium.
- 1179
- 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,553
- You think you could hook me up with
- your black girlfriend, white girlfriends...
- 1180
- 01:06:34,279 --> 01:06:36,580
- With your higher education,
- how come you only talk about me?
- 1181
- 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,859
- 'Cause you don't belong here.
- The white barbershop is uptown.
- 1182
- 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:43,051
- You know what l think?
- You wish you were me.
- 1183
- 01:06:43,759 --> 01:06:46,326
- You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend
- and my pimped-out ride.
- 1184
- 01:06:46,837 --> 01:06:49,804
- Man, you even wish you had my clothes,
- my style, my walk.
- 1185
- 01:06:50,478 --> 01:06:54,145
- Why you think my fly-ass girl ain't with you?
- 'Cause your little bitch ass can't compete.
- 1186
- 01:06:54,999 --> 01:06:57,632
- I got news for you, white boy.
- You're not black.
- 1187
- 01:06:58,236 --> 01:07:01,670
- I'm blacker than you, and in your best day,
- you could never be me.
- 1188
- 01:07:03,516 --> 01:07:05,750
- -You gonna take that?
- -Turn it up like this.
- 1189
- 01:07:18,595 --> 01:07:20,029
- Come on! What you got on me?
- 1190
- 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:14,151
- Come on, what you gonna give me for it?
- 1191
- 01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:16,259
- Man, that piece of Junk barely run.
- 1192
- 01:08:16,870 --> 01:08:17,670
- It run.
- 1193
- 01:08:18,429 --> 01:08:21,463
- It's the hottest thing on the street.
- All the youngsters asking me about it.
- 1194
- 01:08:22,150 --> 01:08:23,184
- Cutlass Sierra?
- 1195
- 01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:26,958
- All it need is a little paint and a tune-up,
- 'cause it backfires just about that much.
- 1196
- 01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:30,263
- A little? Man, every time you go home,
- I think I'm in a drive-by.
- 1197
- 01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:33,837
- I can't put that on my lot, man.
- I got a reputation to think about.
- 1198
- 01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:36,950
- Understand?
- 1199
- 01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:39,256
- No, I don't understand.
- 1200
- 01:08:40,748 --> 01:08:41,548
- Lunch?
- 1201
- 01:08:43,549 --> 01:08:44,583
- Thanks.
- 1202
- 01:08:44,868 --> 01:08:46,234
- I got that plate number.
- 1203
- 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:51,616
- Also, there were a bunch of people lined up
- at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.
- 1204
- 01:08:52,348 --> 01:08:53,148
- So?
- 1205
- 01:08:53,428 --> 01:08:55,328
- It just showed up, and then it was gone.
- 1206
- 01:08:57,148 --> 01:08:58,748
- Let's go. Come on.
- 1207
- 01:08:59,268 --> 01:09:01,601
- I heard, on BET,
- we supposed to make some money.
- 1208
- 01:09:02,426 --> 01:09:04,993
- Black people supposed to be
- getting some money called reparations.
- 1209
- 01:09:05,586 --> 01:09:07,119
- Everybody here
- would love to get a handout.
- 1210
- 01:09:07,506 --> 01:09:10,473
- lf they handing it out,
- I won't turn down nothing but my collar.
- 1211
- 01:09:12,505 --> 01:09:14,905
- Not everybody think
- reparations is a good idea, dog.
- 1212
- 01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:16,500
- It's stupid.
- 1213
- 01:09:16,826 --> 01:09:17,926
- I'm surprised to hear that.
- 1214
- 01:09:18,266 --> 01:09:20,899
- I figured you'd make a case
- for how slavery got y'all oppressed...
- 1215
- 01:09:21,506 --> 01:09:23,340
- how the white man
- got his foot on your neck.
- 1216
- 01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:25,891
- Giving out money wouldn't do nothing.
- Look at Hammer.
- 1217
- 01:09:26,304 --> 01:09:28,705
- That boy ain't doing nothing
- but infomercials for bad credit.
- 1218
- 01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:30,631
- Slavery, it ruined my whole life.
- 1219
- 01:09:31,024 --> 01:09:33,158
- I don't know what y'all say,
- I ain't taking reparations.
- 1220
- 01:09:33,585 --> 01:09:35,852
- As a black man,
- I got my pride and my dignity.
- 1221
- 01:09:36,943 --> 01:09:39,043
- That's bull. You know why?
- Because you got bills.
- 1222
- 01:09:39,545 --> 01:09:41,312
- Your brothers ain't letting no money get by.
- 1223
- 01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:43,578
- Next, you'll talk about
- how Jews got money...
- 1224
- 01:09:43,945 --> 01:09:46,512
- Jews didn't get money,
- the Holocaust survivors got the money.
- 1225
- 01:09:47,102 --> 01:09:49,269
- Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.
- 1226
- 01:09:49,703 --> 01:09:52,270
- Is that not respirations?
- Is that respirations?
- 1227
- 01:09:52,783 --> 01:09:54,217
- That is respiration.
- 1228
- 01:09:59,101 --> 01:10:00,002
- Shit!
- 1229
- 01:10:10,701 --> 01:10:13,501
- Well I think every black person should
- at least get $100,000.
- 1230
- 01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:15,682
- What do you think that's gonna do?
- 1231
- 01:10:15,981 --> 01:10:19,814
- That won't do nothing but make Cadillac
- number-one dealership in the country.
- 1232
- 01:10:28,342 --> 01:10:31,542
- Everywhere you look, there's opportunity.
- You know what I mean?
- 1233
- 01:10:32,179 --> 01:10:34,512
- I had this opportunity to get
- this Job last month.
- 1234
- 01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:37,973
- This crack-ass cracker
- going to tell me I need a diploma.
- 1235
- 01:10:38,539 --> 01:10:41,173
- Now, right there, that's racism,
- that's classism, that's eroticism.
- 1236
- 01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:43,780
- Man, come on,
- I'm talking 'bout "isms" up and...
- 1237
- 01:10:44,259 --> 01:10:46,525
- We don't need reparations.
- All right? We need restraint.
- 1238
- 01:10:47,059 --> 01:10:48,093
- Restraint?
- - Restraint.
- 1239
- 01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:49,518
- Some discipline.
- - Whatever.
- 1240
- 01:10:49,818 --> 01:10:52,385
- Don't go out and buy a Range Rover
- when you living with your mama.
- 1241
- 01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:54,286
- And pay your mama some rent.
- 1242
- 01:10:55,098 --> 01:10:58,932
- And can we please try and teach our kids
- something other than a Chronic album?
- 1243
- 01:10:59,818 --> 01:11:01,484
- And, please, black people, be on time...
- 1244
- 01:11:01,936 --> 01:11:04,237
- for something other than
- "free before 11:00" at the club.
- 1245
- 01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:05,832
- Drink to that, baby.
- 1246
- 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,804
- You know what? That was a passionate
- and surprisingly well-articulated argument.
- 1247
- 01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:12,257
- You mocking me?
- - Not at all, sir.
- 1248
- 01:11:12,657 --> 01:11:14,657
- I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.
- 1249
- 01:11:15,136 --> 01:11:16,903
- You know what, schoolboy?
- For your information...
- 1250
- 01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,975
- a scallop is a shellfish.
- 1251
- 01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,576
- No, I'm afraid it isn't.
- 1252
- 01:11:20,897 --> 01:11:22,097
- No, I'm afraid it is.
- 1253
- 01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:23,937
- Because it's a mollusk.
- 1254
- 01:11:24,175 --> 01:11:25,775
- Before it comes to your dinner plate...
- 1255
- 01:11:26,175 --> 01:11:28,742
- it got two shells wrapped around it,
- just like a clam.
- 1256
- 01:11:30,776 --> 01:11:31,576
- Stupid.
- 1257
- 01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:32,955
- College boy.
- 1258
- 01:11:35,856 --> 01:11:36,823
- Hey, Grandma.
- 1259
- 01:11:37,495 --> 01:11:38,628
- It's me, J.D.
- 1260
- 01:11:39,013 --> 01:11:40,880
- Thelma's son. Your grandson!
- 1261
- 01:11:41,814 --> 01:11:42,947
- J.D.
- 1262
- 01:11:43,254 --> 01:11:44,288
- Grandma.
- 1263
- 01:11:45,454 --> 01:11:47,054
- Nigga never come to see me.
- 1264
- 01:11:47,454 --> 01:11:50,188
- Grandma, did you say something?
- - Grandma don't see or hear too good.
- 1265
- 01:11:50,813 --> 01:11:52,746
- Okay.
- - You want something to eat, baby?
- 1266
- 01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:55,848
- No, that's okay, Grandma.
- I'm going be out back at the tool shed.
- 1267
- 01:11:56,494 --> 01:11:58,160
- All right. I'll see you in.
- 1268
- 01:12:09,413 --> 01:12:10,480
- Oh, yeah.
- 1269
- 01:12:13,451 --> 01:12:15,151
- Now, that's what I'm talking about.
- 1270
- 01:12:19,611 --> 01:12:22,078
- Get this phone from me, two for one.
- - The last one didn't work.
- 1271
- 01:12:22,652 --> 01:12:25,452
- Listen to me, baby, check it out.
- - Ray! What you doing?
- 1272
- 01:12:26,129 --> 01:12:27,329
- Selling my phones, man.
- 1273
- 01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:29,983
- How many times I told you
- not to come in here soliciting?
- 1274
- 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:32,417
- Come on, man, Cal,
- I'm just selling my phones, man.
- 1275
- 01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:35,498
- What's wrong with you? Are you retarded?
- - What's up man?
- 1276
- 01:12:36,009 --> 01:12:37,743
- Are you stupid, simple or slow?
- Which one?
- 1277
- 01:12:38,090 --> 01:12:38,890
- None of that.
- 1278
- 01:12:39,170 --> 01:12:41,303
- You come back in here.
- I'm going to call the police.
- 1279
- 01:12:41,729 --> 01:12:43,596
- Hold up. What you mean, call the police?
- 1280
- 01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:46,217
- How you going do that to me?
- I been coming here for years.
- 1281
- 01:12:46,727 --> 01:12:48,028
- Everything you needed I got for you.
- 1282
- 01:12:48,288 --> 01:12:50,521
- When the air conditioner broke,
- who brought the Freon? Me.
- 1283
- 01:12:51,050 --> 01:12:53,450
- What about when Eddie had tax problems?
- I got him a new social.
- 1284
- 01:12:54,008 --> 01:12:55,074
- Not you. Me.
- 1285
- 01:12:55,369 --> 01:12:56,869
- I'm part of this shop, too, man.
- 1286
- 01:12:57,287 --> 01:12:59,054
- I don't want to hear that.
- - What's up, man?
- 1287
- 01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:02,455
- Get out of here, man.
- - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.
- 1288
- 01:13:03,808 --> 01:13:05,708
- I don't want him back in the shop no more.
- 1289
- 01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:07,642
- Don't buy nothing from him.
- 1290
- 01:13:27,605 --> 01:13:30,938
- What was that thing all about in there?
- You know that boy don't want no trouble.
- 1291
- 01:13:31,565 --> 01:13:33,332
- He ain't going to cause
- no problem around here.
- 1292
- 01:13:33,766 --> 01:13:35,133
- I messed up, Eddie.
- 1293
- 01:13:36,286 --> 01:13:37,552
- I messed up bad.
- 1294
- 01:13:37,804 --> 01:13:39,071
- Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1295
- 01:13:39,324 --> 01:13:40,458
- What did you do?
- 1296
- 01:13:40,765 --> 01:13:42,065
- Can't get it up?
- 1297
- 01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:44,903
- The Viagra ain't working for you?
- 1298
- 01:13:49,524 --> 01:13:50,791
- I lost the shop.
- 1299
- 01:13:52,284 --> 01:13:54,351
- I actually sold it to Lester Wallace.
- 1300
- 01:13:55,362 --> 01:13:58,462
- I just realized today
- that this was something worth saving.
- 1301
- 01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:02,337
- Worth saving?
- 1302
- 01:14:06,002 --> 01:14:08,969
- This ain't no goddamn
- school of the blind, Calvin.
- 1303
- 01:14:11,162 --> 01:14:12,762
- This is the barbershop!
- 1304
- 01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:17,023
- The place where
- a black man means something!
- 1305
- 01:14:17,402 --> 01:14:18,935
- Cornerstone of neighborhood!
- 1306
- 01:14:20,002 --> 01:14:21,535
- Our own country club!
- 1307
- 01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:24,515
- I mean, can't you see that?
- 1308
- 01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:29,574
- You know...
- 1309
- 01:14:32,281 --> 01:14:34,848
- that's the problem
- with your whole generation.
- 1310
- 01:14:35,519 --> 01:14:38,419
- You know, you all,
- you don't believe in nothing.
- 1311
- 01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:41,746
- But your father,
- he believed in something, Cal.
- 1312
- 01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,166
- He believed and understood...
- 1313
- 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,367
- that something as simple
- as a little haircut...
- 1314
- 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,847
- could change the way
- a man felt on the inside.
- 1315
- 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:56,080
- My father died broke...
- 1316
- 01:14:57,438 --> 01:14:58,704
- and frustrated...
- 1317
- 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,079
- trying to help everybody
- in this damn neighborhood.
- 1318
- 01:15:01,478 --> 01:15:02,344
- Look!
- 1319
- 01:15:02,637 --> 01:15:05,171
- Your daddy may not have had
- a whole lot of money...
- 1320
- 01:15:06,637 --> 01:15:07,937
- but he was rich...
- 1321
- 01:15:08,277 --> 01:15:09,877
- 'cause he invested in people.
- 1322
- 01:15:10,597 --> 01:15:11,631
- Well, what you think?
- 1323
- 01:15:11,919 --> 01:15:13,985
- You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?
- 1324
- 01:15:15,957 --> 01:15:18,423
- No! That man opened up the doors...
- 1325
- 01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:22,117
- to anybody and any knucklehead
- round here in the city of Chicago...
- 1326
- 01:15:22,837 --> 01:15:25,338
- that wanted to come down here
- and make something out they self.
- 1327
- 01:15:25,914 --> 01:15:27,448
- Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!
- 1328
- 01:15:27,836 --> 01:15:29,769
- A licensed, professional barber.
- 1329
- 01:15:32,076 --> 01:15:35,010
- Now, me, myself personally...
- 1330
- 01:15:36,075 --> 01:15:39,209
- I wouldn't have gave
- half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.
- 1331
- 01:15:40,395 --> 01:15:43,429
- But it just hard enough,
- you sitting there trying to cut some head...
- 1332
- 01:15:44,155 --> 01:15:46,455
- and gotta worry 'bout this fool
- trying to shank you.
- 1333
- 01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:49,414
- But let me tell you something.
- At the end of the day....
- 1334
- 01:15:50,954 --> 01:15:54,054
- At the end of the day, I was glad I was here.
- 1335
- 01:15:56,794 --> 01:15:57,761
- And now you.
- 1336
- 01:16:03,513 --> 01:16:04,646
- They know?
- 1337
- 01:16:08,312 --> 01:16:09,012
- No.
- 1338
- 01:16:12,352 --> 01:16:14,019
- Well, you gonna have to tell them.
- 1339
- 01:16:14,432 --> 01:16:15,732
- Don't look at me.
- 1340
- 01:16:31,911 --> 01:16:32,711
- Yo, Cal.
- 1341
- 01:16:35,069 --> 01:16:37,770
- You got some nerve bringing your ass
- back around here.
- 1342
- 01:16:38,989 --> 01:16:40,356
- I got the Job.
- 1343
- 01:16:40,711 --> 01:16:42,644
- Now I can put my little girl in real day care.
- 1344
- 01:16:43,109 --> 01:16:46,709
- My sister-in-law was keeping her.
- She's a crackhead and I can't have that.
- 1345
- 01:16:49,069 --> 01:16:50,036
- Thanks, Cal.
- 1346
- 01:16:50,309 --> 01:16:51,576
- Keep the change.
- 1347
- 01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:53,856
- Yo, Lamar.
- 1348
- 01:16:58,069 --> 01:16:59,436
- No charge.
- - No, no.
- 1349
- 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,955
- No, Calvin, you keep that, man.
- I know you need it.
- 1350
- 01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:04,575
- Congratulations on your new Job, man.
- 1351
- 01:17:05,827 --> 01:17:07,194
- Looking good for a change.
- 1352
- 01:17:08,628 --> 01:17:10,228
- Take it easy.
- - Thanks, Cal.
- 1353
- 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:11,894
- Good night.
- 1354
- 01:17:24,947 --> 01:17:26,447
- Come on. Your drop.
- 1355
- 01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:28,701
- I'm only saying he's a cripple.
- 1356
- 01:17:29,065 --> 01:17:32,165
- He's not crippled.
- He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up.
- 1357
- 01:17:32,905 --> 01:17:34,172
- Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.
- 1358
- 01:17:34,506 --> 01:17:35,473
- What?
- - All right.
- 1359
- 01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:37,101
- Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.
- 1360
- 01:17:37,506 --> 01:17:39,240
- Listen up.
- 1361
- 01:17:41,226 --> 01:17:44,493
- I just want to say
- from the bottom of my heart, that...
- 1362
- 01:17:46,786 --> 01:17:48,386
- I appreciate everybody in here.
- 1363
- 01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:51,039
- We appreciate you having us, Calvin.
- - I'm serious.
- 1364
- 01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:53,517
- Now hold up, I'm serious.
- - Give us a raise now.
- 1365
- 01:17:53,984 --> 01:17:55,984
- I appreciate everything
- you guys do for the shop.
- 1366
- 01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,897
- I know some of the customers
- don't leave tips like they supposed to.
- 1367
- 01:18:00,703 --> 01:18:04,370
- And if I had the money,
- I'd tip you guys myself.
- 1368
- 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,822
- Big C, what's wrong, dude?
- 1369
- 01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:11,718
- We're gonna be closing up the shop today.
- 1370
- 01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:13,522
- What?
- - Why, Calvin?
- 1371
- 01:18:13,942 --> 01:18:15,942
- You mean closing early?
- - What you mean by "today"?
- 1372
- 01:18:16,423 --> 01:18:17,623
- We only got about a hour.
- 1373
- 01:18:17,863 --> 01:18:19,230
- You guys are not hearing me.
- 1374
- 01:18:19,582 --> 01:18:22,149
- When I took this shop over two years ago,
- I didn't know what I had.
- 1375
- 01:18:23,701 --> 01:18:25,701
- I was young. I didn't know.
- 1376
- 01:18:26,222 --> 01:18:27,889
- Hold tight, man. What you trying to say?
- 1377
- 01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:29,769
- Eddie, what you doing, man?
- 1378
- 01:18:31,501 --> 01:18:33,001
- What's going on?
- 1379
- 01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:36,220
- I sold the shop.
- 1380
- 01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:37,380
- You what?
- 1381
- 01:18:37,541 --> 01:18:39,608
- You sold the shop?
- - You don't own the shop no more?
- 1382
- 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,500
- I don't understand.
- - He said he sold the shop, Dinka.
- 1383
- 01:18:43,101 --> 01:18:45,335
- This is your shop, man.
- Your family built this shop.
- 1384
- 01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:48,193
- Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy.
- - For real, man.
- 1385
- 01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:51,513
- Why you ain't tell us?
- 1386
- 01:18:54,019 --> 01:18:55,786
- Who are we gonna be working for?
- 1387
- 01:18:58,338 --> 01:18:59,939
- Like I was saying, that...
- 1388
- 01:19:03,418 --> 01:19:05,418
- when I close the shop tonight...
- 1389
- 01:19:07,619 --> 01:19:08,519
- it's closing for good.
- 1390
- 01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:10,944
- Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.
- 1391
- 01:19:11,459 --> 01:19:13,059
- Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie?
- 1392
- 01:19:14,937 --> 01:19:16,037
- Hey, Eddie!
- 1393
- 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,224
- I still don't understand.
- 1394
- 01:19:22,577 --> 01:19:24,744
- Go home! Just go home. It's over.
- 1395
- 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,203
- I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.
- 1396
- 01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:29,984
- Go home.
- 1397
- 01:19:30,736 --> 01:19:32,836
- No warning? That's it?
- 1398
- 01:19:33,335 --> 01:19:36,702
- Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out.
- - That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here.
- 1399
- 01:19:37,457 --> 01:19:39,224
- Cal, you could have told us.
- 1400
- 01:19:39,937 --> 01:19:41,803
- I don't believe this.
- - Why?
- 1401
- 01:19:42,935 --> 01:19:44,035
- Oh, no!
- - Police!
- 1402
- 01:19:44,374 --> 01:19:45,241
- Nobody move!
- 1403
- 01:19:51,095 --> 01:19:52,529
- Get him up and get him out.
- 1404
- 01:19:53,095 --> 01:19:54,129
- Hold on, man!
- 1405
- 01:19:55,214 --> 01:19:56,414
- Wait a minute! Shut up!
- 1406
- 01:19:56,735 --> 01:19:58,268
- You just stay right there!
- 1407
- 01:19:58,654 --> 01:19:59,854
- What did he do?
- 1408
- 01:20:00,774 --> 01:20:01,807
- Let's go.
- - Hey, Rick!
- 1409
- 01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,295
- I ain't do nothing!
- 1410
- 01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,634
- Hey, that ain't even necessary right there!
- 1411
- 01:20:08,253 --> 01:20:10,253
- Williams, can I talk to you?
- That shit ain't necessary!
- 1412
- 01:20:10,733 --> 01:20:13,300
- Don't worry, I'll get back at you.
- Let me get him squared away.
- 1413
- 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:16,447
- Rick! Call me soon as
- they let you use a phone.
- 1414
- 01:20:37,011 --> 01:20:38,211
- Hey, what's up, J.D.?
- 1415
- 01:20:39,611 --> 01:20:41,111
- Where the hell you been, man?
- 1416
- 01:20:41,531 --> 01:20:42,964
- At the barbershop.
- - All day?
- 1417
- 01:20:47,771 --> 01:20:49,204
- You got a cut.
- - Yeah.
- 1418
- 01:20:49,570 --> 01:20:52,370
- Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided,
- but you know Terri, she be tripping.
- 1419
- 01:20:53,010 --> 01:20:55,643
- Right, who lined you up?
- - It was Jimmy who did....
- 1420
- 01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:59,024
- Come on, man! What you doing?
- 1421
- 01:21:00,130 --> 01:21:01,496
- Braiding your hair, sucker!
- 1422
- 01:21:01,848 --> 01:21:02,648
- Stop playing.
- 1423
- 01:21:02,888 --> 01:21:04,655
- Stop. You better stop playing.
- 1424
- 01:21:05,088 --> 01:21:06,388
- What you learn at the barbershop?
- 1425
- 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:08,962
- Man, I learned a lot, man.
- - What about the police, man?
- 1426
- 01:21:09,529 --> 01:21:11,129
- Man, they know what's up.
- 1427
- 01:21:11,529 --> 01:21:13,862
- They came up in there, like,
- 10 deep, man! 20, boom!
- 1428
- 01:21:14,407 --> 01:21:16,740
- "Get up against the wall!"
- - Hold up, man, my foot!
- 1429
- 01:21:17,568 --> 01:21:19,502
- Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.
- 1430
- 01:21:21,607 --> 01:21:22,474
- You serious?
- 1431
- 01:21:22,768 --> 01:21:25,868
- Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive
- if I hadn't done the shake move...
- 1432
- 01:21:26,606 --> 01:21:28,673
- and, you know, I crept up outta there.
- 1433
- 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:31,853
- Hold on.
- 1434
- 01:21:33,688 --> 01:21:34,555
- Hello?
- 1435
- 01:21:34,726 --> 01:21:36,893
- Hey, I got ask you a question.
- - Who this?
- 1436
- 01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:38,860
- Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at.
- 1437
- 01:21:39,926 --> 01:21:42,226
- What's up, dog?
- - It's the last place I'm gonna be for life.
- 1438
- 01:21:44,046 --> 01:21:45,413
- What you talking about, player?
- 1439
- 01:21:45,765 --> 01:21:48,798
- I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab
- with that ATM the other night.
- 1440
- 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,239
- The same night you borrowed my truck.
- 1441
- 01:21:52,365 --> 01:21:54,232
- I been calling you all day about the bumper.
- 1442
- 01:21:54,685 --> 01:21:56,285
- Now they got photos of the plate.
- 1443
- 01:21:56,685 --> 01:21:58,051
- And they traced it back to me.
- 1444
- 01:21:58,443 --> 01:21:59,243
- A two-time loser.
- 1445
- 01:21:59,483 --> 01:22:01,883
- Ricky, did you just say "two-time loser"?
- 1446
- 01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,290
- As in, your third strike?
- 1447
- 01:22:04,563 --> 01:22:05,363
- Yeah.
- 1448
- 01:22:10,802 --> 01:22:12,169
- You're going to Jail for life, player!
- 1449
- 01:22:12,523 --> 01:22:14,856
- And when you do get out,
- I'm going to be long gone!
- 1450
- 01:22:15,803 --> 01:22:17,236
- Hey, don't drop the soap!
- 1451
- 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,137
- Come on, player.
- - What'd he say, man?
- 1452
- 01:22:19,523 --> 01:22:20,323
- What we gonna do?
- 1453
- 01:22:20,562 --> 01:22:22,162
- We going crack this piggy bank
- and get paid.
- 1454
- 01:22:26,722 --> 01:22:28,089
- Man, let me tell you something.
- 1455
- 01:22:28,443 --> 01:22:31,177
- Just 'cause you go to some fancy college
- don't make you better than me.
- 1456
- 01:22:31,722 --> 01:22:32,888
- Don't make you better than no one.
- 1457
- 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,441
- I probably won't ever even go to school,
- but I'm gonna do something with my life.
- 1458
- 01:22:37,162 --> 01:22:39,629
- I'm gonna have me a business.
- I'm opening up a shop.
- 1459
- 01:22:40,321 --> 01:22:42,088
- And despite what you may think...
- 1460
- 01:22:42,519 --> 01:22:44,786
- I ain't pretending
- to be someone I saw on TV.
- 1461
- 01:22:45,241 --> 01:22:46,575
- This is who I am.
- 1462
- 01:22:47,521 --> 01:22:50,654
- And whether you like it or not,
- I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.
- 1463
- 01:23:06,877 --> 01:23:08,478
- All right, man, let's see it.
- 1464
- 01:23:08,799 --> 01:23:09,599
- See what?
- 1465
- 01:23:09,879 --> 01:23:12,579
- You're saying this is who you are.
- This is who you'll be, right?
- 1466
- 01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:14,172
- So, prove it.
- 1467
- 01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:16,305
- Hook me up.
- 1468
- 01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:23,338
- All right.
- 1469
- 01:24:24,512 --> 01:24:25,579
- Okay.
- 1470
- 01:24:26,832 --> 01:24:27,866
- That's not bad.
- 1471
- 01:24:31,714 --> 01:24:33,147
- Actually, it's pretty good.
- 1472
- 01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:42,066
- Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected
- you like that, in front of everybody.
- 1473
- 01:24:42,672 --> 01:24:45,472
- Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of
- glad you came to your senses.
- 1474
- 01:24:46,110 --> 01:24:48,177
- Why is that?
- - 'Cause I was running outta insults.
- 1475
- 01:24:55,511 --> 01:24:57,111
- Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 1476
- 01:25:31,387 --> 01:25:32,320
- Thanks, baby.
- 1477
- 01:25:40,868 --> 01:25:43,201
- So, I guess you can invest
- in that studio now.
- 1478
- 01:25:49,786 --> 01:25:50,919
- Look, Calvin....
- 1479
- 01:25:52,067 --> 01:25:53,667
- I'll support you. You know that.
- 1480
- 01:25:55,144 --> 01:25:56,511
- If it's a studio, fine.
- 1481
- 01:25:57,185 --> 01:26:00,052
- You want to sell used hubcaps,
- or I don't know...
- 1482
- 01:26:00,705 --> 01:26:03,505
- thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you.
- You know that.
- 1483
- 01:26:04,744 --> 01:26:06,177
- Whatever it is you do...
- 1484
- 01:26:07,224 --> 01:26:09,158
- make it mean something to you.
- 1485
- 01:26:09,904 --> 01:26:13,838
- And, if it doesn't work out, you know,
- you can always just go work for my uncle.
- 1486
- 01:26:16,263 --> 01:26:17,763
- You know I can't stand your uncle.
- 1487
- 01:26:18,185 --> 01:26:21,385
- And he can't stand you,
- but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me.
- 1488
- 01:26:44,261 --> 01:26:45,928
- Where are you going?
- - Be right back.
- 1489
- 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:04,974
- Thanks for bringing my coat.
- 1490
- 01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:10,233
- I didn't do it.
- 1491
- 01:27:10,821 --> 01:27:13,788
- If I thought you did it,
- I would have never bailed you out.
- 1492
- 01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,465
- And I damn sure wouldn't be
- out here freezing my balls off.
- 1493
- 01:27:21,179 --> 01:27:22,379
- Let's go, man.
- 1494
- 01:27:26,937 --> 01:27:29,638
- Why'd Williams come get you, man?
- - My cousin did this to me.
- 1495
- 01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,178
- Your cousin?
- - J.D. did this to me.
- 1496
- 01:27:32,857 --> 01:27:34,457
- Man, that dude is crazy.
- 1497
- 01:27:36,137 --> 01:27:37,170
- Don't worry about him no more.
- 1498
- 01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:39,392
- People like that always get theirs in the end.
- 1499
- 01:27:39,856 --> 01:27:42,356
- That's right. You know what?
- I'm gonna make sure that he get his.
- 1500
- 01:27:42,937 --> 01:27:43,971
- Don't go there with that.
- 1501
- 01:27:44,177 --> 01:27:46,510
- What you talking about?
- I ain't going let a fool roll over me.
- 1502
- 01:27:47,056 --> 01:27:49,556
- You've come too far,
- did too many things with your life...
- 1503
- 01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,523
- to let him pull you back.
- - I ain't having this conversation.
- 1504
- 01:27:53,096 --> 01:27:54,696
- Just drop me off at 79th.
- 1505
- 01:27:55,216 --> 01:27:56,750
- You know what? Look.
- 1506
- 01:27:57,895 --> 01:27:59,195
- Here. ls that what you want?
- 1507
- 01:27:59,536 --> 01:28:01,036
- That's what I'm talking 'bout.
- 1508
- 01:28:01,336 --> 01:28:03,436
- Yeah, it came out your....
- It dropped out your locker.
- 1509
- 01:28:03,855 --> 01:28:05,755
- There you go, man.
- Go and throw your life away.
- 1510
- 01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:09,288
- And throw away the bail money,
- all the money I put up for you.
- 1511
- 01:28:12,575 --> 01:28:15,042
- You know what, Cal? Just pull over.
- 1512
- 01:28:15,933 --> 01:28:16,800
- Pull over?
- 1513
- 01:28:17,095 --> 01:28:18,995
- Yeah.
- - Okay. I'm gonna pull over.
- 1514
- 01:28:36,933 --> 01:28:38,133
- Now you're using your head.
- 1515
- 01:28:38,451 --> 01:28:39,985
- Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going?
- 1516
- 01:28:40,373 --> 01:28:42,206
- We going to see Lester Wallace.
- 1517
- 01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:45,250
- I'm gonna get my barbershop back.
- 1518
- 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:49,005
- You wait till I throw out my gun,
- and tell me we going to see Lester?
- 1519
- 01:28:50,252 --> 01:28:51,785
- Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here.
- 1520
- 01:28:52,172 --> 01:28:54,572
- I told you I used to work here, player.
- - That's "used to," J.D.
- 1521
- 01:28:55,170 --> 01:28:56,837
- That means I still know
- what the hell I'm doing.
- 1522
- 01:28:57,251 --> 01:28:59,084
- All right? Let me look at this.
- 1523
- 01:29:03,412 --> 01:29:04,845
- Now, that's a fire!
- 1524
- 01:29:05,330 --> 01:29:06,530
- Hell.
- - Give me that, let me!
- 1525
- 01:29:06,769 --> 01:29:09,569
- Come on, I got it, dog.
- It just went out. I can start it again.
- 1526
- 01:29:10,209 --> 01:29:12,509
- These used to be my tools, dog.
- This used to be my station.
- 1527
- 01:29:12,970 --> 01:29:16,170
- You can't even click it right.
- - Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
- 1528
- 01:29:16,928 --> 01:29:18,195
- Clap them. Stomp them!
- 1529
- 01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:20,175
- Look at that!
- 1530
- 01:29:21,129 --> 01:29:22,095
- Give it to me. Let me.
- 1531
- 01:29:22,369 --> 01:29:24,469
- Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get.
- 1532
- 01:29:26,049 --> 01:29:27,149
- What's your problem?
- 1533
- 01:29:27,448 --> 01:29:29,148
- Why you always gotta
- push somebody, man?
- 1534
- 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:30,989
- I'm sick of this!
- - You want some of this?
- 1535
- 01:29:32,368 --> 01:29:33,868
- I don't see Lester's car.
- 1536
- 01:29:34,287 --> 01:29:35,388
- Hold tight.
- 1537
- 01:29:35,728 --> 01:29:37,794
- That look like my grandmama truck
- right there.
- 1538
- 01:29:48,966 --> 01:29:51,500
- Wait a minute. Don't open the door.
- ls it hers?
- 1539
- 01:29:54,126 --> 01:29:55,393
- Hey, yo, Rick, hold up!
- 1540
- 01:29:56,046 --> 01:29:57,412
- Gotta call some backup for us.
- 1541
- 01:29:57,686 --> 01:29:58,486
- Yeah.
- 1542
- 01:30:00,925 --> 01:30:01,725
- J.D.!
- 1543
- 01:30:02,644 --> 01:30:04,011
- No, hey, Rick! No, man!
- 1544
- 01:30:04,285 --> 01:30:05,652
- Hey! Get back!
- 1545
- 01:30:07,566 --> 01:30:08,832
- Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?
- 1546
- 01:30:09,086 --> 01:30:11,553
- How you like your chicken, Ricky?
- Original, or extra crispy?
- 1547
- 01:30:12,163 --> 01:30:13,130
- Bitch!
- 1548
- 01:30:16,645 --> 01:30:18,012
- What are you doing in my shop?
- 1549
- 01:30:18,285 --> 01:30:20,618
- What's going on up in here?
- - I'm on your team!
- 1550
- 01:30:21,164 --> 01:30:23,564
- What's going on?
- What are you doing in my shop?
- 1551
- 01:30:24,603 --> 01:30:26,136
- I don't know what they doing here.
- 1552
- 01:30:26,524 --> 01:30:29,258
- But you know what I'm here for.
- I want my shop back.
- 1553
- 01:30:30,283 --> 01:30:31,650
- You got my money?
- 1554
- 01:30:32,884 --> 01:30:33,984
- No.
- - What?
- 1555
- 01:30:34,323 --> 01:30:36,856
- I had to use it help my man Ricky
- get out of Jail.
- 1556
- 01:30:37,962 --> 01:30:40,596
- But I promise you
- that I'll get you all your money back.
- 1557
- 01:30:41,203 --> 01:30:42,970
- Wait, let me get this right.
- 1558
- 01:30:43,523 --> 01:30:46,623
- You come in here demanding to get back
- a barbershop that you don't have anymore.
- 1559
- 01:30:47,361 --> 01:30:48,694
- You don't have $40,000 to buy it back...
- 1560
- 01:30:49,082 --> 01:30:52,049
- and you don't even have
- the $20,000 I gave you this morning?
- 1561
- 01:30:52,722 --> 01:30:53,755
- Monk, this man is crazy.
- 1562
- 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,117
- Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace.
- 1563
- 01:30:55,401 --> 01:30:58,368
- I told you, I'll get you your money back,
- but only $20,000.
- 1564
- 01:31:00,001 --> 01:31:01,768
- If you got a problem with that...
- 1565
- 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,934
- I think Chicago PD might have
- a problem with this ATM machine...
- 1566
- 01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:08,594
- sitting in the middle of your floor,
- 'cause they been lookin' for it all day.
- 1567
- 01:31:09,319 --> 01:31:10,753
- What the hell is this?
- 1568
- 01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:13,841
- Hold tight, Lester,
- you got bigger problems than that, dog.
- 1569
- 01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:16,480
- Like them stolen car parts over there.
- 1570
- 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,534
- Somebody might mistake
- this place for a chop shop.
- 1571
- 01:31:21,598 --> 01:31:22,398
- Monk!
- 1572
- 01:31:22,719 --> 01:31:24,019
- Courage? What you going do?
- 1573
- 01:31:27,719 --> 01:31:29,319
- You gonna have to use that on me, big boy.
- 1574
- 01:31:29,719 --> 01:31:31,653
- It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.
- 1575
- 01:31:32,117 --> 01:31:33,651
- I got too much to lose.
- 1576
- 01:31:34,438 --> 01:31:37,005
- Can't leave here without it.
- Simple and plain.
- 1577
- 01:31:38,277 --> 01:31:40,177
- It's been in my family too long.
- 1578
- 01:31:41,516 --> 01:31:42,650
- Forty years.
- 1579
- 01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:47,050
- I can't just let you take it
- and turn it into some strip club.
- 1580
- 01:31:50,157 --> 01:31:51,524
- What you wanna do?
- 1581
- 01:31:56,876 --> 01:31:58,809
- Put your hands up! Put them up!
- 1582
- 01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:00,990
- Calvin? Are you all right?
- 1583
- 01:32:04,555 --> 01:32:05,589
- Am I all right?
- 1584
- 01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:07,756
- Yeah.
- 1585
- 01:32:12,716 --> 01:32:14,149
- I'm all right.
- - You sure?
- 1586
- 01:32:14,515 --> 01:32:15,549
- I'm good.
- 1587
- 01:32:15,874 --> 01:32:17,774
- There go the thugs you want over there.
- 1588
- 01:32:18,275 --> 01:32:20,342
- Simmons, Fred.
- - These dudes are fine.
- 1589
- 01:32:22,754 --> 01:32:24,455
- Come on man. We found that!
- 1590
- 01:32:26,115 --> 01:32:27,148
- My dog.
- 1591
- 01:32:27,473 --> 01:32:30,273
- Don't you ever do that shit again man.
- - Are you crazy?
- 1592
- 01:32:33,233 --> 01:32:34,433
- How did we get out of that?
- 1593
- 01:32:34,754 --> 01:32:37,088
- He wasn't going shoot nobody.
- He had on leather pants.
- 1594
- 01:32:37,633 --> 01:32:39,233
- Yo, peep this out.
- - Yo, what's up?
- 1595
- 01:32:39,633 --> 01:32:42,266
- You get a reward if you turn this in.
- Did you know that?
- 1596
- 01:32:42,792 --> 01:32:44,326
- Yo! Detective Williams.
- 1597
- 01:32:44,712 --> 01:32:46,312
- Remember who found this!
- 1598
- 01:32:51,430 --> 01:32:53,263
- Ain't gonna be around here that long.
- 1599
- 01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:56,452
- A couple more years, I'm gonna retire,
- and I'm gonna move to Arizona.
- 1600
- 01:32:57,111 --> 01:32:58,044
- It's nice down there.
- 1601
- 01:32:58,232 --> 01:32:59,932
- Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...
- 1602
- 01:33:00,350 --> 01:33:02,183
- 'cause they didn't
- recognize King's birthday.
- 1603
- 01:33:02,669 --> 01:33:04,270
- Hold up, now, Fred.
- 1604
- 01:33:04,711 --> 01:33:07,178
- Fred, do not get this fool started
- on Martin Luther King!
- 1605
- 01:33:07,790 --> 01:33:08,890
- No, Calvin, let me tell it.
- 1606
- 01:33:09,231 --> 01:33:11,131
- Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!
- 1607
- 01:33:11,789 --> 01:33:13,156
- No, he was a freak. Yeah.
- 1608
- 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:15,230
- He freaking everything and everybody!
- 1609
- 01:33:15,550 --> 01:33:18,917
- So come King's birthday, I want everybody
- to take the day off and get your freak on.
- 1610
- 01:33:19,669 --> 01:33:21,502
- Watch your mouth, Eddie!
- 1611
- 01:33:21,990 --> 01:33:24,624
- Look, there are little kids over there.
- Let me see them report cards.
- 1612
- 01:33:25,148 --> 01:33:27,148
- Calvin, you got that candy?
- I want a Now and Later!
- 1613
- 01:33:27,629 --> 01:33:28,895
- No, let me see. Here you go.
- 1614
- 01:33:29,269 --> 01:33:32,236
- That's you. And that's for you.
- Okay? Watch out.
- 1615
- 01:33:52,666 --> 01:33:53,466
- Hey!
- 1616
- 01:33:54,187 --> 01:33:56,187
- Look what I've got.
- - Excuse me!
- 1617
- 01:33:57,467 --> 01:34:00,000
- What?
- - Who drank my goddamn apple juice?
- 1618
- 01:34:01,866 --> 01:34:04,999
- Don't "oh" me! Jimmy, I knew it was you!
- That's why I spit in it.
- 1618
- 01:34:05,000 --> 01:37:49,000
- Subs edited by prince26121991!
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