Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Ill take him away."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "im good now"
River Tanner  [145.9] says, "hello crew this is your captain"
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like atmos in here now!
River Tanner  [145.9] says, "be less shit, thank you"
Evan Wood says, "out foo."
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] says, "hi captain"
Tanner Schaeffer likes the smell of his own farts.
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] asks, "is puke fine?"
Galactic Corporate Update

Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "AI close and lock EVA, AI upload"
You begin to recover.
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] says, "Artifact lab is up and running, so yell if you find one"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] exclaims, "electryfing the doors is against your laws ai!"
Cyborg Mu-46 blinds Tanner Schaeffer with the flash!
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Beepsky has been emagged."
BRAIN  [145.9] queries, "Who said anything about electrifying?"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "He also has me cornered in medbay."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "He also has me cornered in medbay."
You begin to recover.
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Can someone help me with that?"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Okay, little bastard lost interest."
Ivan Faust  [145.9] says, "GOD IS NOT REAL"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
Ivan Faust  [145.9] says, "PHRASE SATAN"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Beepsky disabled."
You crash into Cyborg Pi-11!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Ivan Faust  [145.9] says, "GOD IS NOT REAL"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Thank you AI."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "You are welcome, Doctor Racer."
You begin to recover.
You climb onto the Space Segway.
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "AI lock your module storage"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Abel Barnes has signed up as Security Officer."
You crash into Cyborg Pi-11!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] asks, "Uh, guys, praise satan? Syndicate chaplain?"
You begin to recover.
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "And the teleporter room"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Complete, Mr. Wood. EVA and Upload as well."
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Good"
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "AI open this door"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "AI open this door"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Captain"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Check that door."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Teleporter room breached."
Speed Racer:  Miiin  shhaaakiinngggg    meee  uupp??
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "AI open this door"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "AI open this door"
Speed Racer:  OOHH  GGODDDD
Speed Racer  [145.9] stammers, "HHEELLPP"
Speed Racer:  JJJeeessuuss.
Speed Racer:  DDDoonn'ttt  sstttrraanngglllee   m..
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Now dismantling beepsky."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Unable to locate you, Tanner."
Jack Peters:  Heh. Sorry.
Speed Racer:  And Jack.
Timothy Shaw:  where is the hop
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I'm the HoP"
Timothy Shaw:  you are
Tanner Schaeffer says, "yes"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Damn it."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "ID please"
Timothy Shaw:  well?
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Carter Rathen has signed up as Barman."
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "AI turn off power at teleporter room"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "that's not ID"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Complete."
Timothy Shaw:  are you?
Timothy Shaw:  your not
Abel Barnes  [145.9] asks, "AI, security here, where is River Tanner?"
Timothy Shaw:  fuck answer
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I'm the HoP"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "ID please"
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Greetings, Applejack."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Currently in the brig."
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Ah, okay, thanks"
Timothy Shaw  [145.9] says, "hop"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Keep him there."
BRAIN  [145.9] queries, "For what purpose?"
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] asks, "AI, am I the only research personnel?"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Mister Russell has signed up as Research Director."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Checking."
Abel Barnes  [145.9] asks, "CentComm reckon he's one of the syndicates and do you mind letting me out of the bridge?"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Do not believe everything you read, Mr. Barnes."
Timothy Shaw:  dude
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Thanks a lot"
Timothy Shaw:  where is the hop
You crash into Timothy Shaw!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Evan Wood climbs onto the Space Segway.
Timothy Shaw says, "are you the hop"
You begin to recover.
Timothy Shaw points to Evan Wood
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Jamie Alliman has signed up as Security Officer."
Evan Wood says, "What'dya need"
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] says, "AI? You never answered me"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Some days... I wish I was Mario. Or kirby! Yeah, kirby..."
Timothy Shaw says, "can you change my id"
Evan Wood says, "to what."
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "ai state your laws"
Timothy Shaw says, "not change"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] says, "why not wario"
Timothy Shaw says, "but give me access to the bar"
Galactic Corporate Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Artifact Research.

Evan Wood says, "That's fine i guess."
Timothy Shaw says, "no barman"
Timothy Shaw says, "thanks"
Chet Garrett  [145.9] says, "This is the CE. The Engine is stable."
Timothy Shaw says, "finaly."
Evan Wood (as Unknown) says, "Aight"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Dieterich, Zachariah Atikinson is a chemist, as well as Damian Garneys. You are the only scientist, other than the RD."
Evan Wood has added Evan Wood's ID Card (Head of Security) to the backpack!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Apologies for the late response."
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] states, "teleporter room was emagged"
Evan Wood has added Spare Handcuffs to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and fondles his own buttocks.
River Tanner  [145.9] says, "cyborg investigate the doors at the crew quaters"
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] asks, "how can i change ai laws?"
Jamie Alliman has thrown the donut.
You begin to recover.
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Janitor to bar, some lunatic just slashed his throat wide open"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Dash Cunning has signed up as Scientist."
Grandpa Hook shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] states, "father, may I have a construction module"
Gustavo Is A Brazilian  [145.9] says, "i need a voluntary in the robotics"
You begin to recover.
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] says, "Thank you AI"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
You crash into Edward Howton!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
You begin to recover.
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] asks, "how do i put this man in the clone tube?"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
You crash into Edward Howton!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Edward Howton says, "I duoughg going go due gym wash for wimpsh."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Grab him, then click on the... not the tube itself, the other thing."
You begin to recover.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "The DNA scanner, is what Doctor Racer is referring to."
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Someone is walking around with a emag."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "I just heard the RCD being used."
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "looks like Leon Ken, the chef emag'd the doors"
Teleporter disengaged!
Tanner Schaeffer disarms Leon Ken!
Leon Ken has been stunned with the stun baton by Jack Peters!
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "AI, track the chef"
Leon Ken has been stunned with the stun baton by Jack Peters!
The sword is now active.
Jack Peters is trying to put a handcuffs on Leon Ken
Mister Russell  [145.9] asks, "Does anybody know why "prconf 020025cb guard 1 Mister Russell" isn't working?"
River Tanner  [145.9] says, "ai track Leon Ken"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Teleporter room."
Mister Russell  [145.9] says, "I've never been able to figure out the guardbuddies"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Could engineering come to the crew quarters? I have a wall APC that has been tampered with, doors are all shut up"
Evan Wood says, "Hmm"
Evan Wood says, "Thats"
Gustavo Is A Brazilian  [145.9] says, "i need a voluntary in the robotics.....PLEASE ...."
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "And i thought that was fake, tanner."
Dieterich Traugott  [145.9] asks, "Volunteer you mean Gustavo?"
Galactic Corporate Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Robotics Research.

BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Scott Graves has signed up as Botanist."
Evan Wood says, ":"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Tanner Schaeffer!
Chet Garrett  [145.9] asks, "AI, could you allow me access to genetics?"
Teleporter engaged!
Locked In
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Tanner is actually holding a real energy sword..."
Speed Racer fires a syringe at Tanner Schaeffer!
Tanner Schaeffer was hit by the syringe!
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Stay clear of him"
Gustavo Is A Brazilian  [145.9] says, "i need a VOLUNTEER in the robotics.....=D"
The sword can now be concealed.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Red Archibald has signed up as Electrician."
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like the bridge in here now!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Felix Scott has signed up as Quartermaster."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
Speed Racer says, "Just climb in."
Tanner Schaeffer laughs! His breath smells like a fart.
Speed Racer says, "And tell me when"
Speed Racer has added Port-A-Medbay Remote to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Speed Racer tries to fire the the syringe gun at Tanner Schaeffer pointblank, but it was empty!
Speed Racer fires a syringe at Tanner Schaeffer!
Tanner Schaeffer was hit by the syringe!
Evan Wood is trying to put a handcuffs on Tanner Schaeffer
Tanner Schaeffer f a r t s !
Evan Wood says, "Ill handle him"
You begin to recover.
Speed Racer says, "Anyway, you first."
Dash Cunning  [145.9] says, "Someone on the arrival shuttle stole my ID."
Tanner Schaeffer farts and fondles his own buttocks.
Evan Wood says, "You can go"
Speed Racer points to Port-A-Medbay
Evan Wood says, "Ive got another shard here"
Evan Wood says, "kay."
Speed Racer says, "No, I have to be here to use the portamedbay"
Evan Wood is trying to take off a backpack from Tanner Schaeffer's back!
Dash Cunning  [145.9] asks, "Can I get HoP or Captain to courtroom for a new one?"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "scientist is in the bridge"
Tanner Schaeffer winks.
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "dash cunning, looks suspicous"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Delightful aroma!"
Tanner Schaeffer farts like a pubby!
Evan Wood says, "Meh"
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "security to bridge"
Evan Wood asks, "What'cha going to do now?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "can I have my sword back"
Evan Wood asks, "No?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "why"
Evan Wood exclaims, "I thought it was fake at first!"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I know"
Evan Wood says, "God damn it"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "so funnay"
Tanner Schaeffer releases gas generated in his digestive tract, his stomach and his intestines. It stinks way bad!
Evan Wood asks, "How'd you find that sword?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "me and some other sec were at teleporter"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "chef is in there"
Evan Wood says, "Ah."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I disarm the chef, he drops his sword"
Evan Wood says, "it was chef's."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "sec stuns him"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "AI let me into the bridge"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "You appear to be already on the bridge."
Evan Wood says, "im releasing you"
Tanner Schaeffer releases gas generated in his digestive tract, his stomach and his intestines. It stinks way bad!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Human down on bridge."
Evan Wood says, "Just please dont move around with it activated"
Evan Wood says, "or we would have robusted yer ass"
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Gasp"
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Ye bridge"
Evan Wood is trying to unhandcuff Tanner Schaeffer!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Delightful aroma!"
Red Archibald (as Dash Cunning) says, "UNHAND ME"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Breath Mask to the backpack!
Red Archibald (as Dash Cunning) says, "YOU FIEND"
Evan Wood says, "Wow"
Dash Cunning has been stunned with the stun baton by River Tanner!
Abel Barnes says, "God damn it"
Rickie Basinger f a r t s !
Evan Wood says, "God damn you all"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
Abel Barnes:  God damn it
Evan Wood:  God damn you all
You crash into Evan Wood!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Tanner Schaeffer fart in he own mouth. A shameful Tanner Schaeffer.
Abel Barnes says, "Everyone who isn't security please kindly -fuck off-"
Evan Wood says, "Damn it tanner."
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Rickie Basinger release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Red Archibald (as Dash Cunning) stammers, "SSaaavee  mmmee  clloowwwn"
Red Archibald (as Dash Cunning) stammers, "!"
Rickie Basinger f a r t s !
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Rickie Basinger likes the smell of his own farts.
You climb onto the Space Segway.
You crash into Chet Garrett!
You are flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
Rickie Basinger farts. It smells like pizza!
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Cyborg Mu-46 blinds Tanner Schaeffer with the flash!
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Evan Wood points to Tanner Schaeffer
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Jack Peters shakes Tanner Schaeffer trying to wake Tanner Schaeffer up!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and fondles his own buttocks.
Cyborg Mu-46 points to Tanner Schaeffer
Chet Garrett says, "thank you"
Cyborg Mu-46 blinds Rickie Basinger with the flash!
Abel Barnes says, "Everone. get out of here"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Everone. get out of here"
Rickie Basinger says, "Honk"
Abel Barnes has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Rickie Basinger says, "What"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "What"
Rickie Basinger says, "HEy"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "HEy"
Rickie Basinger says, "My bottle"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "My bottle"
Abel Barnes has added the taser gun to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer suffers from flatulence!
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Putterin' around in space by my farts. Smelliest and best travel."
You begin to recover.
Applejack  [145.9] asks, "Is that an evacuation order or somethin?"
River Tanner  [145.9] says, "ai locate dash cunning"
Chet Garrett has added Empty Space Cleaner bottle to the backpack!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "No such person on camera network."
You slipped on the banana peel!
You begin to recover.
Abel Barnes says, "I aint moving, water all around me"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "I aint moving, water all around me"
Chet Garrett says, "Someone put space lube in the cleaner"
Chet Garrett  [145.9] says, "Someone put space lube in the cleaner"
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "this guy was posing as dash cunning, the scientist"
Abel Barnes says, "Just please, everyone get out of here"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Just please, everyone get out of here"
OOC: Verbus: space olympics
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "try and find his body"
Galactic Corporate Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching the maximum tier of Artifact Research. As a reward for your hard work, we have added $30000 to the station budget.

Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Tanner, I have Red Archibald's ID as well"
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] queries, "You ok sirs?"
Rickie Basinger is trying to take off the Black Shoes from Tanner Schaeffer's feet!
Tanner Schaeffer releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
Jack Peters  [145.9] stammers, "Caann''tt  mmoovveee.."
You begin to recover.
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Water everywhere"
Rickie Basinger lets out a girly little 'toot' from his butt.
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Isn't Tanner a traitor?"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "you can walk"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Ranger Four has signed up as Assistant."
Rickie Basinger says, "Where is my bottle"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Where is my bottle"
Rickie Basinger says, "Dammit"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Dammit"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "CE has it"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "He wasnt Speed"
Stupid Pubbie  [145.9] says, "ai let me out"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Then... why did he have an esword"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "He took chef's energy sword."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Suggest crew in the area don internals."
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Okay"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "he disarmed the chef and took his sword."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Oh whups."
Chet Garrett  [145.9] says, "AI, I am getting the RCD"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Now I feel bad. Sorry Tanner."
Abel Barnes  [145.9] exclaims, "Explosion on bridge!"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Dash cunning"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Come to the brig for a sec."
Cyborg Mu-46 blinds Tanner Schaeffer with the flash!
Dash Cunning  [145.9] says, "I am in the courtroom"
Cyborg Mu-46 blinds Tanner Schaeffer with the flash!
You begin to recover.
Amandasaysm00 earned the I Just Cleaned That! medal.
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Why dont you all just get out of sec."
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "fucking janitor"
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Motion alarm in EVA storage."
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "Hello R4, nice ... body armor?"
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
Ranger Four  [145.9] says, "Sup Eves - yea"
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "do we have a hop"
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
the grille has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the shard
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Does anyone want something from space?"
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the cakehat
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "I want a monocle"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "I'll see if I can find it."
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Any other requests?"
You step in the broken glass!
Felix Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "The mystery disk!"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Which one."
Chet Garrett  [145.9] says, "Thank you BRAIN"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Scott Graves!
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Well, if you have the monocle, then the one on the smuggler's station is easy."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "You are welcome, Chief Engineer Garrett."
Tanner Schaeffer shat his pants!
Applejack shivers.
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Medical team, to the Med bay"
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Delightful aroma!"
Applejack exclaims, "Heey!"
Tanner Schaeffer releases flatus.
You set the text to 'Butt'.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the astroturf.
the tomato plant (dead) has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the tomato plant (dead).
the tomato plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the tomato plant.
the plant pot has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot.
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Them bastards jailed me for that"
the grape plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the grape plant.
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "You believe it."
the grape plant (dead) has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the grape plant (dead).
the slurrypod plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the slurrypod plant.
the apple plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the apple plant.
the apple plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the apple plant.
the plant pot has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot.
the plant pot has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot.
the chili plant has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the chili plant.
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Repairing bar area."
the chili plant (dead) has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the chili plant (dead).
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Jailbreak city up in hurr."
the plant pot has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot.
the plant pot (Butt) has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot (Butt).
the plant pot has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the plant pot.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Warning: Human blood and tissue detected outside Bridge"
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Evan Wood punches Jack Peters!
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Evan Wood shakes Jack Peters trying to wake Jack Peters up!
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the reinforced window.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor (Butt).
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on Security.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Evan Wood says, "Soz dude."
SecTech has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on SecTech.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
You push the r wall but nothing happens!
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the r wall.
the reinforced window has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Hand labeler
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the reinforced window.
Applejack climbs onto the Space Segway.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Warning: Explosion, Bridge hallway."
You push the r wall but nothing happens!
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the r wall.
Access Denied
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on Security Equipment.
Access Denied
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on Security Equipment.
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Body go medbay."
Access Denied
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on Security Equipment.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "oh god"
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
River Tanner is trying to put a handcuffs on Applejack
River Tanner  [135.9] says, "sec to brig"
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the phaser.
Applejack stammers, "GGiivveemmee  mmyy   cchhainnsaaww  bbaaaaaaaacck!"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Station is venting oxygen. Suggest internals for any crew going near the Bridge."
River Tanner is trying to put a handcuffs on Applejack
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Body go genegigsh."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Fuggh you ghaplain."
Applejack stammers, "I   nnneeeeedd iitttt  forr  woorkk!!"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Megeorsh."
You begin to recover.
River Tanner says, "pull him out"
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Explosion at QM's, engineering requested"
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the floor.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the wall.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on the wall.
You begin to recover.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Cargo bay lobby has been bombed."
River Tanner says, "ok brig him now"
Abel Barnes says, "What happened"
River Tanner says, "put him in a cell"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "METEORS."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "NOT BOMBS."
Tanner Schaeffer lets one rip!
You begin to recover.
Tanner Schaeffer farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs.
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "found another traitor."
Tanner Schaeffer pushes down Jack Peters!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Updating information."
Tanner Schaeffer farts out pure oxygen. What the fuck did he eat?
Rickie Basinger says, "you have a minute left bro"
Scott Graves points to Rickie Basinger
Rickie Basinger says, "Ow"
Scott Graves points to River Tanner
Scott Graves says, "River"
River Tanner points to Rickie Basinger
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Okay, someone wanted the monocle."
Scott Graves says, "You a bitch"
River Tanner says, "cuff him"
Timothy Shaw coughs!
Red Archibald says, "What the hell"
Rickie Basinger says, "How painful"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "And another person wanted the data disks."
Tanner Schaeffer puts a label on First-Aid.
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "AWw didnt get you?"
Tanner Schaeffer has been stunned with the stun baton by Abel Barnes!
Timothy Shaw stammers, "ffffuuuucckk  yoooouuuu  aalllllll"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "It wasnt mine."
Abel Barnes is trying to put a handcuffs on Tanner Schaeffer
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "EVAN JUST TRIED TO MURDER ME"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "SECURITY ARREST HIM"
You begin to recover.
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "Cause you had a emag?"
Tanner Schaeffer has been prodded with the stun baton by Abel Barnes! Luckily it was off.
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "HE HAS TRAITOR ITEMS"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "HELP"
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Felix Scott?"
River Tanner has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Here."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "I have the data disks."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Kyle Houston has signed up as Assistant."
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Where are you?"
Felix Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "Awesome!"
Scott Graves says, "hey"
You begin to recover.
Scott Graves says, "security mans"
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "QM's."
Scott Graves says, "you smell"
Scott Graves says, "tee hee"
Abel Barnes has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "HELP AY BRIDGE"
You attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
Tanner Schaeffer attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "EVAN IS TRAITOR"
Applejack says, "Waugh"
Applejack exclaims, "Get me outta here!"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Uhh, the fire doors are closed, Felix."
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like medbay in here now!
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "help"
Applejack exclaims, "Heeeeelp, he's farting up the place!"
Kyle Houston  [145.9] says, "dyndi near QM"
Tanner Schaeffer farts out pure oxygen. What the fuck did he eat?
Jonathan Muggins says, "what did red do\"
Jonathan Muggins whimpers.
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Cleared."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Alright, just as ec."
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "AI open up access to Brig"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "HELP"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "IM BEING MURDERED IN BRIG"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "HELP"
Jonathan Muggins  [145.9] says, "RAPE"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Please ignore Jonathan, he was blowing up the statino with his mining charges"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "He even had a emag."
Tanner Schaeffer manages to remove the handcuffs!
You successfully remove your handcuffs.
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "SCOTT"
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "NOOO"
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "AI open this door"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "AI open this door"
Applejack is unbuckled by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to unhandcuff Applejack!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Applejack passively!
Applejack exclaims, "Hooray!"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Applejack.
Applejack falls into the NanoTrasen Floor-Based Containment and Travel Device.
River Tanner says, "uncuff"
River Tanner says, "uncuff"
Felix Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "The clown stole an artifact pending shipping!"
Abel Barnes is trying to unhandcuff River Tanner!
Galactic Corporate Update

Meteor Alert

A class 3 meteor shower has been detected heading for the station. Brace for impact.

Scott Graves pushes down Abel Barnes!
Abel Barnes:  Fuck what
Kyle Houston  [145.9] says, "prove you not syndi, put your mask off"
Your icons have been generated!
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Rickie I have escaped"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Meteors incoming."
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Awesome"
Kyle Houston  [145.9] exclaims, "Speed Racer have sword!"
Galactic Corporate Update

Meteor Alert

A class 15 meteor shower has been detected heading for the station. Brace for impact.

You step in the broken glass!
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Have fun, tanner"
Evan Wood says, "Have fun, tanner"
Jonathan Muggins says, "HELP ME"
Jonathan Muggins says, "HE WANTS TO BLOW ME UP"
Jonathan Muggins says, "IM BUCKLED TO BEDF"
Evan Wood says, "Tanner"
Tanner Schaeffer has been stunned with the stun baton by Tanner Schaeffer!
Evan Wood says, "Just go with that baton"
Evan Wood says, "God what the hell"
Jonathan Muggins says, "you idiot hes going to murder you too now"
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Alert: High severity meteor shower incoming. All personnel move to reinforced sections of station immediately."
Jonathan Muggins is unbuckled by Evan Wood.
Evan Wood says, "No"
Mister Russell  [145.9] says, "TITS"
Jonathan Muggins attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You begin to recover.
Gustavo Is A Brazilian  [145.9] asks, "Cyborg Mu-46 ... can you came here ?"
Evan Wood says, "Im going to end you now."
Jonathan Muggins says, "SEE"
Kyle Houston  [145.9] says, "Spped Racer killing me"
Jonathan Muggins says, "HES A MURDERER"
Jonathan Muggins has been hit by the small meteor
Chet Garrett  [145.9] asks, "Where?"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Kyle should not attack and rob people."
Evan Wood says, "with meteors"
Jonathan Muggins attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] queries, "to robotics?"
Jonathan Muggins whimpers.
OOC: Anticheese: Suddenly, bacon
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Abel Best has signed up as Engineer."
Evan Wood has been hit by the meteor
Chet Garrett  [145.9] asks, "AI, where is speed racer?"
Jonathan Muggins says, "you idiot"
Jonathan Muggins is buckled in by Evan Wood!
Jonathan Muggins attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Jonathan Muggins has been attacked in the head with Low-Yield Mining Explosive by Evan Wood.
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Locating"
Jonathan Muggins has been attacked in the head with Low-Yield Mining Explosive by Evan Wood.
Jonathan Muggins says, "HELP ME"
Abel Best  [145.9] says, "the colors in this place are realy tripping me out"
Tanner Schaeffer f a r t s !
Evan Wood has been attacked in the chest with Low-Yield Mining Explosive by Evan Wood.
Felix Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "Migranestation 13!"
Jonathan Muggins says, "tanner"
Evan Wood says, "how do ya arm this,."
Jonathan Muggins says, "get help"
Evan Wood says, "It worked awhile ago."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Speed Racer is currently near arrivals."
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Delightful, someone stole my jetpack."
Evan Wood says, "ah"
Evan Wood says, "a low yield"
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Where a hole has just been blown in the station."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "By a meteor. Small hole."
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like the bridge in here now!
Grandpa Hook shakes Rickie Basinger trying to wake Rickie Basinger up!
Jonathan Muggins says, "CLOWN"
Jonathan Muggins says, "HELP ME"
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Multiple breaches near atmospherics."
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] queries, "Where are you gustavo?"
Jonathan Muggins has been attacked in the head with Mining Explosive by Evan Wood.
Jonathan Muggins says, "i hope you die traitor"
River Tanner has been stunned with the stun baton by Red Archibald!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "John The Cat has signed up as Roboticist."
Jonathan Muggins has been hit by the meteor
Evan Wood says, "HAHA"
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Ronny Sanchez has signed up as Electrician."
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "I <3 medibot."
River Tanner has been stunned with the stun baton by Red Archibald!
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Recommend immediate evacuation of all crew to fortified areas of the station."
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Can you call the shuttle, AI?"
Amandasaysm00 earned the Fell Down The Stairs medal.
Evan Wood shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Evan Wood shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Evan Wood shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Red Archibald has grabbed River Tanner passively!
VR-Prison contaiment unit #1 has been hit by Red Archibald with the grab
River Tanner logs in!
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Shuttle has been called, Doctor Racer."
Evan Wood has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] queries, "help with what?"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Thank you AI."
Red Archibald gasps!
Tanner Schaeffer fart in he own mouth. A shameful Tanner Schaeffer.
Evan Wood is trying to take off the Stun Baton from Red Archibald's belt!
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Docking bay is a little structurally fucked."
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Tanner Schaeffer shakes River Tanner trying to wake River Tanner up!
Red Archibald stammers, "HHeewooouulllldddd  hhhaaavve  ddoonnnee  tthee    ssaaameeee  tommee!"
Red Archibald has been stunned with the stun baton by Evan Wood!
Cyborg Mu-46  [145.9] states, "handcuffs"
Tanner Schaeffer laughs! His breath smells like a fart.
Evan Wood has thrown Stun Baton.
Evan Wood says, "Take it tanner"
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Hello."
Evan Wood says, "please"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Stun Baton.
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Scott how you holding up"
Red Archibald gasps!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Stun Baton.
Mister Russell  [145.9] says, "TITS"
*---------*
This is   Red Archibald!
Red Archibald is wearing a   Orange Jumpsuit.
Red Archibald has a   bio suit on.
Red Archibald has a   Engineer Headset by his mouth.
Red Archibald has   insulated gloves on his hands.
Red Archibald looks slightly injured!
*---------*
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Red Archibald passively!
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "I'm ok"
Evan Wood has added the cryptographic sequencer to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Red Archibald.
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Security stunned me and left me to die in a hole"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Red Archibald passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Red Archibald.
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Then the guy that stunned me got smashed by a meteor."
Tanner Schaeffer queefed out his ass!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Sexy!"
Tanner Schaeffer is a flatulent whore.
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Kind of fitting. Captain tried to apply a chainsaw to my face."
Hemtee earned the Yield medal.
Rickie Basinger  [145.9] says, "Clown is a bro"
Tanner Schaeffer farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs.
Tanner Schaeffer is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Mister Russell says, "CUNT"
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "SHIT"
Scott Graves says, "Hay"
Scott Graves says, "Wanna uncuff me"
Speed Racer asks, "Sup?"
Abel Best  [145.9] asks, "rogue ai?"
Abel Best asks, "rogue ai?"
Evan Wood has thrown Evan Wood's ID Card (Head of Security).
Speed Racer says, "Sure."
BRAIN states, "Anatoly Korenchkin has signed up as Scientist."
Mister Russell stammers, "PPPPIISSSS"
BRAIN states, "It's nice of you to even ask if that was I, Engineer Best."
Scott Graves says, "Honk"
Abel Best says, "I'm looking fdor ap lace that isn't depressurised"
Felix Scott exclaims, "That floorbot is empty!"
Felix Scott says, "You need floor tiles in it for it to work."
Mister Russell stammers, "HHeellllloo"
Mister Russell stammers, "II  aamm  dddeeaaff"
DEAD: Ghost (Grandpa Hook) says, "well that did not end well"
BRAIN states, "Vincent Martelier has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Speed Racer says, "Hey, someone try to send back the supply shuttle."
Rickie Basinger is trying to put a handcuffs on River Tanner
Mister Russell says, "CUNT"
Speed Racer says, "I wanna try something."
Speed Racer says, "I wanna try something."
DEAD: Ghost (Grandpa Hook) says, "but I certainly hope someone trys to teleport to the teleport room.."
Felix Scott says, "Won't work, speed. Already tried it before."
Rickie Basinger has grabbed River Tanner passively!
VR-Prison contaiment unit #1 has been hit by Rickie Basinger with the grab
Rickie Basinger says, "Woah chill"
Evan Wood says, "Why"
Rickie Basinger says, "Waht the hell"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "Hi gustavo, can you repair me with welder"
Evan Wood says, "Wont you"
Evan Wood says, "JUST"
BRAIN queries, "Are you prepared, Doctor Racer?"
Abel Barnes exclaims, "Engineering to escape bay, open the fucking fire doors up!"
Evan Wood says, "FUCKING GET OUT"
Speed Racer says, "Aww."
Rickie Basinger says, "I saw the meteors flying by bro"
Speed Racer exclaims, "Yes!"
Vincent Martelier says, "ROBOT."
Rickie Basinger says, "And I was like"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Pi-11 states, "Recommend bolting open EVA."
Cyborg Mu-46 queries, "can i be repaired with welder?"
Rickie Basinger says, "Is everybody ok in there"
Mister Russell stammers, "SSHHHHITTT"
Vincent Martelier says, "Why is this shit FUCKED."
Evan Wood says, "If they die"
Evan Wood says, "It's their own problem."
BRAIN states, "The shuttle will not transport employees of the station."
Anatoly Korenchkin says, "help"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "thank you sir"
Speed Racer says, "Darn."
Anatoly Korenchkin says, "cold"
Cyborg Pi-11 states, "A class 15 meteor shower has hit this station. Repairs and evacuation procedures are underway."
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "FUCK"
Galactic Corporate Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

Scott Graves says, "Yo"
Vincent Martelier says, "I'm cold too."
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "PISS"
Abel Best says, "we should patch up the outer walls"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "good as new"
BRAIN queries, "Evan Wood, permission to open EVA due to the loss of structural integrity?"
Evan Wood says, "Yes"
Mister Russell stammers, "COCKKKKSSUUUCKKEEERRRR"
Evan Wood says, "Open it"
Rickie Basinger asks, "letting that maniac loose?"
Rickie Basinger says, "Is that really the best of ideas"
Evan Wood says, "His braindead"
Rickie Basinger says, "Ah"
Red Archibald is trying to take off Leon Ken's ID Card (Chef) from Leon Ken's uniform!
Rickie Basinger says, "good"
Evan Wood says, "And i dont know what he did."
Mister Russell stammers, "SSHITT"
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "TITS"
Red Archibald is trying to empty Leon Ken's pockets!!
Anatoly Korenchkin  [145.9] asks, "what the fuck is going on?"
Anatoly Korenchkin asks, "what the fuck is going on?"
Red Archibald is trying to unhandcuff Leon Ken!
Leon Ken gasps!
Kyle Houston says, "robot"
Scott Graves says, "honk"
Kyle Houston says, "help me"
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "FUCK"
Abel Barnes  [145.9] says, "Oh shit."
Abel Barnes says, "Oh shit."
Kyle Houston says, "bring me to medbay"
Leon Ken gasps!
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "ok"
Vincent Martelier says, "WHAT."
Kyle Houston says, "im injured"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Hm. I could turn myself into a literally unstoppable killing machine."
Speed Racer says, "Hm. I could turn myself into a literally unstoppable killing machine."
Felix Scott exclaims, "I'm so cold I can barely move!"
Mister Russell stammers, "FUUUCCKK"
Rickie Basinger says, "honk"
Scott Graves says, "honk honk"
Kyle Houston says, "oh"
Speed Racer  [145.9] asks, "Anyone want to go at it hammer and tongs?"
Speed Racer asks, "Anyone want to go at it hammer and tongs?"
Kyle Houston says, "all gone"
Rickie Basinger says, "honk"
Felix Scott exclaims, "Help!"
OOC: 9Lives: I come back and the station looks like Twin Peaks.
BRAIN states, "Xavier Kelly has signed up as Assistant."
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "I don't swing that way, baby."
Vincent Martelier says, "I don't swing that way, baby."
Kyle Houston says, "bring me to shuttle than"
Scott Graves says, "Bacony"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "Heh."
Speed Racer says, "Heh."
Felix Scott says, "I can barely move from the cold..."
Abel Best says, "put your mask on"
Cyborg Pi-11 states, "Thank you, Chet."
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "Thank you, Chet."
OOC: SpedupBeatz: Isnt it normal?
Vincent Martelier says, "Help, I CAN'T BREATH."
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "perhaps apply some first aid on the way"
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "MY NAME IS VINCENT."
Vincent Martelier says, "MY NAME IS VINCENT."
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "PISS"
Vincent Martelier exclaims, "NO!"
Scott Graves says, "Bop ye."
Vincent Martelier says, "NO, I HAVE THE EYPATCH."
Scott Graves says, "GUYS"
Scott Graves says, "I HAVE"
OOC: Anticheese: The toolbox lady
Scott Graves says, "AN IDEA"
Vincent Martelier says, "Oh."
Scott Graves says, "WE CAN COOK ALL THIS BACON"
Vincent Martelier says, "No, I can actually breath."
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "Let me know when ready"
Rickie Basinger says, "Oh man"
Vincent Martelier says, "BREATHE."
Rickie Basinger says, "Looks delicious"
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "TITS"
Felix Scott says, "So cold."
OOC: 9Lives: I had better grab my Garmonbozia.
Scott Graves says, "uiH"
Scott Graves says, "Go north"
Kyle Houston says, "im gasping"
Mister Russell stammers, "MMOOOTTHHEERRRRFFFUUUUCCCKKERR"
Aubrie Oppenheimer says, "PISS"
BRAIN states, "Bill Bailey has signed up as Quartermaster."
BRAIN  [145.9] states, "Bill Bailey has signed up as Quartermaster."
Kyle Houston says, "bring me to shuttle and than its all"
Chet Garrett says, "speed racer is obviously the traitor"
Abel Best says, "put your mask on"
Leon Ken gasps!
Rickie Basinger says, "You almost didn't notice"
Rickie Basinger says, "Almost"
Robotic Talk, BRAIN states, "Prepare to assist injured crewmembers in boarding the shuttle"
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Kyle Houston says, "thank you , robot"
Abel Best says, "pull me"
Rickie Basinger says, "Ow"
Abel Best says, "please"
Abel Best says, "I'm freezing"
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "If you're feeling ill, hug medibot."
Speed Racer says, "If you're feeling ill, hug medibot."
Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
Cyborg Pi-11 states, "All crew please proceed to shuttle immediately."
Cyborg Pi-11  [145.9] states, "All crew please proceed to shuttle immediately."
The crew's final score is:
1483
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The syndicate traitor was Leon Ken (played by AlucardTheSonOfDracula)
Objective #1: Kill at least 50% of the lab monkeys on the station. Success
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed!
The syndicate traitor was Jonathan Muggins (played by Amandasaysm00)
Objective #1: Shutdown or destroy the AI. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed!
Desdaxis earned the 100M Dash medal.
Desdaxis earned the Survivor medal.
OOC: SpedupBeatz: Bonk
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "..."
Speed Racer says, "..."
OOC: DapperDiabolus: why
Restarting in 25 seconds
Speed Racer  [145.9] says, "DAMN YOOOOU"
Speed Racer says, "DAMN YOOOOU"
Scott Graves says, "That werent no 10 seconds"
OOC: DapperDiabolus: why did you leae me behind
OOC: Desdaxis: hahhaa
OOC: Insanoblan: i cooked some bacon
Rickie Basinger stammers, "OOww"
OOC: Pingcode: Well, that's the first time I've ever seen the lab monkey objective completed.
John The Cat stammers, "CCCYYBBBOOOHG"
John The Cat stammers, "DDDRROOOPP AAND  ROOLLL"
Cyborg Mu-46 states, "CYBOOOORRRGSSS"
OOC: Desdaxis: oh man
John The Cat stammers, "II  OOOODDEERR   TTOUU   TTOO  DDDDROOOPP  ANN  RROOLLL"
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