[SB] Facefucker Extraordinaire

>You are Anon, succubus and facefucker extraordinaire.
>You're satan's right hand demon, so he gave you all the fun shit to do.
>Remember Bill Clinton?
>Yeah, that was you. Good times, you remember his balls tasted like grapefruit.
>That's besides the point.
>Lucy was on his man period, so he got pissed at you and you got sent to a different dimension.
>Naturally, he sent you to a dimension he deemed worse than hell.
>A dimension that held the land of "Equestria".
>Being the nice guy he was, he made sure you got a warm welcome when you popped into this dimension.
>And by warm welcome, he meant atmospheric entry.
>Now, you get the fun ride down in a blistering fireball.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK THIS IS WORSE THAN WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN GAVE ME!"
>Tumbling down down down, you make an abrupt stop.
>Nothing like lithobraking to stop you, right?
>Well, you may be six feet in the ground right now, but you're not dead yet.
>Let's get up and make the best out of this, shall we?
>Getting up, you stagger and fall over in your crater.
>You catch a glimpse of your body. You now have hooves.
>Great. He turned you into a horse.
>A closer inspection reveals that you're still a female. Good.
>Well, at least this isn't your first time having hooves instead of feet. Lucy always did have a goat fetish...
>You stagger to your hooves and make your way out of the crater.
>Oh. Great. You're in the middle of a town.
>Looks like you smashed into a building, too, because there's splintered wood and some of its frame sticking out of the ground.
>Probably wasn't that important of a building anyways.
>Looking around, you see a purple unicorn nearby.
>"What are you, and why in Equestria did you just level that foal hospital?!"
>Oh. It was a children's hospital.
>Eh, you've done worse damage before.
>You remember that time when George Bush and you did nin-
>"Hello?!"
>Oh. Right. You should probably answer before they try to exorcise you.
>You put on a seductivly powerful voice.
"Hello, my dear unicornis. I am Anon, personal demon, at your service."
>You give her a submissive bow.
"Your word is my command, madam."
>"W-well erm... You can start by telling me why you just leveled that foal hospital."
"It was not by choice, I assure you. My god and I had a sort of... falling out. My god isn't exactly known for his kindness."
>"I... I see."
>The unicorn squirms in her place as blinds and windows begin to open around the town, with curious eyes all focused on the two of you.
"Might I suggest a more private place to continue this conversation, madam?"
>"Yes, follow me this way to my study." She replies, her voice notably stressed.
>She begins a trot into the town and you follow, your body towering almost twice as high as her.
>After a short trot, you arrive at what you can only describe as a horrendous matrimony of crystal, a tree, and a castle.
>She opens the grand doors and you follow her inside.
>"I've got to go get a special book. Meet me in the library, you can't miss it."
>With that, she disappears into a corridor.
>Well, time to play the 'I'm sorry, I got lost' game.
>You wander around the corridors, finding many empty rooms.
>Eventually, you come across a large bedroom.
>It's hers no doubt, purple is everywhere.
>Time to play the waiting game.
>You look around the room while waiting, pictures of her friends adorn the bed stands and dressers.
>"Oh, there you are. You must've just gotten lost. No matter, I've got all the information I need in this book."
>She enters levitating a large leather bound book with gold accents on it.
>No doubt their version of the necronomicon, after all their skin is leather.
>She shuts the door behind her. Jackpot.
>"I need to examine your body to figure out what exactly you are."
>Time to work the magic of seduction... and borderline rape.
"Allow me to get into a better position for your... observations."
>You sprawl across her bed on your side, taking on a suggestive pose.
>"Err, that won't be necessary. I could see you just fine the way you were."
"Why, that simply isn't true. I've got a magic focus that can only be seen from a certain angle."
>"Really? Show me where."
"It's right here," you say, pointing to your belly just near your nether regions, "It's very sensitive, you'll have to get closer to see it."
>She moves onto the bed and begins looking for the magical focus.
>"Are you sure it's there? I can't see it."
"My dear madam, I think I know where a magical focus is on my body. Here, let me help you. You can only see it from a certain angle."
>You place a hoof around her backside and position her body so that her soft rump is near your head.
"Now, look closer. Closer. Even closer than that."
>Her head is incredibly close to your nether region, and you can feel her warm breaths on your belly.
>Oh, this is the stuff. Now that we've got all the ingredients together, let's get it nice and hot.
"Madam... My focus is activated by love, allow me to activate it for you."
> You reach your head up to the side of her flank and give a passionate little kiss.
>"O...ooh! What are you doing?"
>She blushes heavily, but doesn't pull away.
"Shh, just let me take care of you, madam."
>You continue to plant delicate kisses, wandering towards her rear, then returning the trail of kisses back to the center of her flank.
>Her face is an incredibly deep shade of red, and she's biting her lip.
>You work your sweet trail of kisses over to her rear. You pull your head back, and tenderly move her tail to the side with a hoof.
>You gaze your eyes upon...
>Nothing. There's a butt, but no genitals, not even an anus!
>HELL NO! This has to be some kind of sick joke!
>You sit up from where you were laying, grab her flanks in your hooves, and move her rump to your face.
>"W-what's going on?!"
>Your face is not even an inch from her rump.
>There's nothing there.
>JESUS BADGERFUCKING GOD DAMN PISS OUT MY ASS FUCK!
>Satan has just put a succubus in a land without genitals.
>You are now in your own personal hell.
>Fucking Lucy and his fucking manperiods.