Porn Mag Panic

>"Lincoln!"
>Lynn barged into his room to find it empty
>Luna followed behind her, arms folded
>"Hurry up Lynn, I only have an hour to help you practice before I have to meet Chunk at guitar center."
>"Keep your pants on, Luna, I know he's got it in here somewhere."
>Luna leaned against the doorframe
>"Why would Lincoln have your cleats anyway?"
>"Some dumb costume or something." she said, digging through Lincoln's closet
>"Ugh, where did he put them?!" Lynn groaned.
>She shifted her search to under his bed
>Lynn pulled a few items out from under it before striking gold.
>"Aha! Here they are!" Lynn said triumphantly.
>Luna noticed something in the junk Lynn had unearthed from beneath Lincoln's bed.
>Part of a woman's face peered out from a stack of old, vintage comic books.
>"What the..." Luna said, bending down to examine it.
>She brushed the comics off to reveal a smiling model, her giant, voluptuous, bare ass plastered across the cover.
>Luna's eyes widened
>"Gigantic Asses Quarterly"
>She fell to the ground, unable to control her uproarious laughter.
>"Ahaha! No way!" Luna gasped, crying with laughter.
>"What?" Lynn asked before seeing the magazine opened beside her sister.
>"Oh, gross!" Lynn shouted, recoiling in horror.
>Luna finally regained control of herself, standing up.
>"I knew he wasn't gay. Pay up!"
>Lynn huffed, digging ten dollars out of her pocket.

>"Luna, Mom said it was your turn to change Lilli"
>Lori said from the hallway as she entered Lincoln's room
>"Lori..." Luna gasped, still recovering from the discovery.
>"Look at this!"
>she held up the magazine.
>Lori recoiled in horror.
>"EW! That's literally the most grody thing I've ever seen!"
>"Looks like our little bro is all grown up!" Luna laughed
>"That is gross and horrifyingly demeaning to women!"
>Lynn raised an eyebrow.
>"Really? And your copies of Sweaty Hogs review isn't demeaning to men?"
>Lori turned up her nose indignantly.
>"Whatever, he's still too young to be looking at this smut."
>"So, what do we do?" Luna asked.
>Lori smiled
>"What we do best. Involve ourselves."

>Later, once Lincoln returned from Clyde's house...

>Lincoln crept into the darkened house.
>He had already cleared his late return with his parents.
>As he attempted to reach the stairs, a lamp in the living room clicked on.
>Luna, Lynn, and Lori sat on the couch.
>Lori glaring sternly
>Luna barely holding back laughter
>Lynn wasn't even sure why she agreed to confront her brother about the material in his spank bank.
>But she was there all the same.
>"Lincoln, do you want to tell us what this is?"
>Lori held the magazine out as Luna's stifled giggles erupted into full blown laughter.
>Lincoln blushed.
>"Lori! Gross!" Lincoln shouted.
>"You look at it, Lincoln Loud! We know you have been!" Lori screeched
>"You should be ashamed!"
>Luna's laughter began to die down as she looked to her older sister.
>"Ashamed? No he shouldn't!"
>Lori switched her sights to Luna
>"Yes he should! He's way too young, and on top of that, he'll go blind!"
>Luna rolled her eyes.
>"You seriously believe that crap?"
>Luna and Lori shouted at each other while Lynn turned to Lincoln
>"Seriously bro, is this yours?" Lynn asked, ignoring the argument that had now devolved into hair pulling
>Lincoln held up his hands defensively
>"No, I've never seen it before in my life, I swear!"

>"What is going on in here?" Mr. Loud appeared at the entrance to his bedroom
>Luna and Lori's fight stopped as Lincoln and Lynn looked towards him.
>Mr. Loud flipped on the light and came into the living room in his bathrobe.
>"Honestly, it's almost eleven o'clock at night—"
>Mr. Loud froze as he looked at the magazine on the coffee table.
>The awkward tension hung thickly in the air
>Mr. Loud recognized it instantly.
>He slowly picked it up off the coffee table and put it in his robe pocket.
>"I don't know where this came from, but I'm going to dispose of it properly."
>"Now, all of you, get to bed."
>Mr. Loud walked slowly back to his bedroom, leaving Lincoln and his sisters dumbstruck.
>"Did that literally just happen?" Lori asked.
>Lincoln snapped out of his astonished daze.
>"Guys, I'm telling you, I've never seen that magazine before, honest!"
>"C'mon, bro, we found it in your room," Luna said plainly.
>Lincoln's expression soured
>"You went in my room without my permission?!"
>"I was just trying to find the cleats I let you borrow!" Lynn replied defensively.
>Lincoln rubbed his chin.
>"Wait, where in my room did you find it?"
>"Underneath your bed in a stack of old comics."
>Lincoln gasped.
>"Wait, were they comics that looked like they were REALLY old?"
>Lynn thought back to earlier that day
>"Actually, yeah. I think some of them were from like the 70's or something."
>"Dad gave me those! They were his old comics! I hadn't even gotten around to looking through them yet!"
>Lincoln covered his mouth, turning a shade of green.
>"That means that magazine was... Dads!"
>He dashed up the stairs and into the bathroom to hurl
>Lori, Lynn and Luna all watched him go.
>Lynn turned to Luna and smiled.
>"Ha! It wasn't his! The jury's still out! I'll take my ten bucks back!"