Colossus By Design: Crisis on One Earth

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[Personal Log: Entry #104]
[Log Date: May 5, 2166]
[Log Ownership: Dr. Anna Maximoff]
[Log Topic: Giant Impact Hypothesis]

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(Anna): While we're here, Wei, what do you say that we record something?

(Wei): I don't know, Anna...... I mean, we decided to come to Roth-Ma Island to study little Jira a bit. Plus, it's quite nice on this beach. Shouldn't we just rela--


*sound of a loud thud*


(Wei): OWWW! WHY WOULD YOU PUNCH ME THERE?!

(Anna): Because shut up.

(Wei): *mumbling*

(Anna): So..... what do you wanna talk about?

(Wei): Can't believe you-- OH! Is that thing already recording?

(Anna): Yeah.

(Wei): Okay...... well, how about the Giant Impact Hypothesis?

(Anna): What about it? There's plenty of evidence to suggest it's true. What could we POSSIBLY discuss about it this time around, even if it is just for one of my personal logs?

(Wei): I was hoping we could link it to some of your hypotheses on P.E.M.F.s, if that's alright with you. I-Is it?


*long pause*


(Anna): Yeah...... yeah, I think that'd make a good topic. Where should we start? The basics?

(Wei): Sure. We know that, according to Giant Impact Hypothesis, the Earth was formed followed a collision between the proto-Earth and second Mars-sized planetary body, with the leftover debris eventually recombining to form the Earth's moon, Luna.

(Anna): So how are we supposed to link event to the P.E.M.F.s?

(Wei): Well, we also know that, whilst true P.E.M.F.s like Bagan and his kin are completely unique and separate from our ecosystem, Godzilla, Mothra, and the other evolved variations arose among the rest of the primordial sludge. But they too are separate to a degree from ordinary life, and it can't be a coincidence.

(Anna): Oh...... OHHHH! I see, now! You're suggesting that, somehow, the collision that created the Earth and Luna was also responsible for the rise of evolved P.EM.F.s, right?

(Wei): Indeed. And we know that King Ghidorah's own evolution was very similar to that of evolved P.E.M.F.s, except it took place on Luna instead of Earth. And we also know that the P.E.M.F.s are part of some ancient universe-spanning life-spreading system, which means they were likely a part of the proto-Earth.

(Anna): Hey, Wei?

(Wei): Yeah?

(Anna): I'm tired of trying to make the distinction between the two types of monsters. I suggest we call the evolved ones Kaiju, and P.E.M.F.s as the ancient order ones, alright?

(Wei): Fine.

(Anna): But I do see what you're getting at. Clearly, there should've been P.E.M.F.s on the planetary body that smashed into proto-Earth. But why haven't we seen any indication of them, then? Why only King Ghidorah?

(Wei): Well, it could be that the reduction in size of that body ended up stunting the development of all life but Ghidorah himself, so everything, including P.E.M.F.s, ending up going to him.

(Anna): Okay, I'll give you that one. But I still don't understand how the P.E.M.F.s are supposed to accomplish their apparent goal of spreading life through the universe. They just don't have the necessary biomass.

(Wei): Maybe they're not the deity beings themselves? Maybe they're just the seeds.

(Anna): Maybe........ maybe--


*loud splashing sounds*


(Both): GODDAMMIT JIRA!


*LOUD ROARING FROM GOJIRA*


(Anna): Okay....... I think that's enough for this log entry.

(Wei): Agreed.

(Anna): We can discuss this at a later time, then. I think we should get on studying our little jokester, now. Signing off.