HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A BERNARTZWITHCEILINGCAT
BTW IZ TROOF VARBL
IM IN YR LIFE
    GIMMEH BERNARTZWITHCEILINGCAT
    BERNHARDZWITHCEILINGCAT O RLY?
    YA RLY
        IM OUTTA YR LIFE
    NO WAI
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        VISIBLE "HAI WERLD!"
        SNOOZ!!1657600WINKZ
        VISIBLE "BAI WERLD!"
        SNOOZ!!3600WINKZ
    KTHX
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