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- >Anon tries to buy land to build a house
- >Twilight makes things miserable for him at every turn b/c of her white-knight faggotry
- >It escalates
- "You can't tell me where I can and cannot build my god-damned HOME, Twilight!"
- >"I CAN if it puts you in DANGER, Anonymous!"
- "Then LET ME BE IN DANGER!"
- >You are Anonymous, and you are nose-to-terrible-horse-nose with Princess Twilight Sparkle.
- >You're having a bit of a disagreement over some land-ownership issues.
- >"A real mare doesn't just let-"
- "Fuck you! Fuck you and fuck your 'marely mare' BULLSHIT!"
- >The discussion is less civil than you would have hoped it would have been, but you're sure that you and she can come to an understanding.
- "Look at this! Do you see this here?!"
- >Grabbing your payment, you lightly toss your sack of bits in Twilight's direction.
- >You accidentally throw it at her, over-handed, as hard as you can.
- "This is my god-damned money, and I've read the laws! I've read them, Twilight!"
- >Wow you're dizzy.
- "The laws - whoo! Okay. Okay, wow."
- >"...are... you alright?"
- "Shut the fuck up, Twilight."
- >You stumble over to your seat, flip it back over onto its legs, and sit down.
- >Gosh, this is a little bit too exciting for little ol' you.
- >But you catch your second wind.
- "The laws clearly state that the ruling body cannot interfere with housing laws unless their reasoning falls under the provided list of 'good reason'!"
- >You provide the list to her much in the same way that you transferred your payment, but Twilight catches your accidental projectile in her magic this time.
- >"Those laws were written over two centuries ago, Anonymous! That was BEFORE stallions were allowed to buy and own property!"
- >Twilight gets all up in your business and you can SMELL the sweat coming off of her fur.
- >"Those are MARE'S LAWS and they apply to MARES! You are a STALLION; a STALLION who doesn't bucking understand how DANGEROUS it is to live near the Everfree!"
- >God dammit.
- >God FUCKING dammit!
- >You're going in circles.
- >You know what the weird part is?
- >You feel really calm right now.
- >It's as though you've looped over from "99999" back down to "00000" because your body can't HANDLE the fact that anger greater than "99999" could possibly exist.
- >You're mad enough to hate-fuck Twilight right now.
- >If she keeps going on about her bullshit white-knight business, you are going to hold her down and fuck her RIGHT UP the pooper.
- "My money is money, you shit! Take my money!"
- >You get up and shove Twilight like a child.
- "Just take it! Fucking take it!"
- >Twilight shoves you right back onto your seat.
- >"Not until you acknowledge that you need a bucking mare to-"
- >Aaaaand there's the tipping point!
- >You leap forward and mash your face against Twilight's, in a painful and considerably one-sided kiss.
- >You know.
- >To distract her.
- >[spoiler]From the impending dicking.[/spoiler]
- >To your surprise (and your growing irrational anger), Twilight manages to shove you away.
- >"What the heck was that?! Anonymous, why are you-"
- >You take the time given to you from stunning Twilight to quickly undo your belt and shove your pants down and off of your legs.
- >Twilight begins to back away from you, her anger turning to confusion and some small amount of fear.
- >"A-anonymous?! St-stop it! What are you doing?!"
- "If I catch you, I'm going to fuck you!"
- >"What."
- >You advance on her, your grin widening uncontrollably.
- >You're going to plunder that purple ponut if it's the last thing you do.
- "If I catch you, I'm going to fuck you!"
- >Twilight turns tail and runs, circling around the room and magically throwing obstacles in your path.
- >[spoiler]You caught her.[/spoiler]
- >[spoiler]You fucked her.[/spoiler]
- >In the end, you got Twilight to see things your way and she let you buy that plot of land for your house.
- >Sometimes she comes over and the two of you debate things like you did your housing problems.
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