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- FAQ about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :o
- Q: What should I call you?
- A: Amber! (I also go by Update or UpdateFreak)
- Q: Who tf are you?
- A: Hel-looo! :D *shadow foxy jumpscare noise*
- Q: Why aren't you responding to my DM's?
- A: Introvert core
- Q: How old are you?
- A: I am NOT updating this yearly, I was born precisely on June 18, 2007 AD of the Gregorian (solar) calendar, at 00:18 (UTC+1 earth time) ±1 minute, calculate it yourself
- Q: What is your gender?
- A: I am a trans woman :3
- Q: What are your pronouns?
- A: she/her preferred, they/them or fae/faer also cool. I won't cry about it if you misgender me, but don't expect much respect back if you do it on purpose lol
- Q: Favourite emoticons?
- A: 1. :3 2. ;-; 3. =^^=
- Q: Where are you from?
- A: I am from Hamburg, Germany, but legends say I may or may not also be found around the UK on occasions :O
- Q: What social media do you use?
- A: YouTube, Discord, Instagram, Bluesky, Twitter, Pinterest (if that counts); other socials I do have but rarely use [I am named UpdateFreak on most of my socials so it shouldn't be that hard for u to stalk me]
- Q: X or Twitter?
- A: Bestie, what the hell is an X and what does it taste like
- Q: How many letters of LGBTQ+ are you?
- A: LBTQAON (lesbian, bisexual [yeah that's possible, don't ask], transgender, qu33r, aceflux, omniromantic, nebularomantic)
- Q: Favourite anime?
- A: As of last updating this I've only seen Naruto (its great btw but read the manga its better than the anime)
- Q: Hobbies?
- A: Music! And some other things ig: coding, gaming, sciences, maths (yes im a nerd now shut up), memes, singing, et cetera
- Q: U dating?
- A: No longer Bi-myself 🫡
- Q: Do you have a spotify artist page?
- A: Yes this is hidden selfpromo, whatcha gonna do: https://open.spotify.com/artist/20v73hTXB4H2xU2DLIMVhK?si=97e0dae274fb4713
- Q: Your music sucks!
- A: Go cry about it! :)
- Q: You are cringe
- A: Ok
- Q: Political opinion?
- A: Pastebin won't let me put anything here, so just know I'm left aligned (wow, what a shocker, a qu33r person is a leftist!)
- Q: Favourite food?
- A: Currywurst with fries or salami/peperoni pizza
- (I do not stand for food crimes such as banana pizza.)
- Q: Stance on religion?
- A: You're free to believe whatever you want. "A gay Christian isn't a contradiction. A hateful Christian is."
- Q: What time is it for you?
- A: If I am in the UK rn: https://greenwichmeantime.com/articles/clocks/gmt/
- If I am in Germany rn: https://greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/gmt-plus-1/
- Q: Favourite colours?
- A: Dark blue, purple, black, pink :>
- Q: Favourite movies?
- A: Inception, Matrix, Knives Out
- Q: Favourite series?
- A: Arcane ITS SO GOOD PLEASE WATCH IT also it has yuri so thats another plus
- Q: Favourite games?
- A: UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE, Hitman: WoA, Geometry Dash, Minecraft, FnaF, Hollow Knight, BTD6, etc.
- Q: Favourite Deltarune character?
- A: Noelle, obviously :P
- Q: What Deltarune ships do you fw?
- A: Suselle, Kriselle, Kerdly (cry about it), Kralsei, Rudgore
- tl;dr I fw all ships except incestuous ones / proships / etc.
- Q: You are trans, you are delusional and don't deserve to live :angy:
- A:
- ```java
- public void dumbQuestionChecker() {
- if (this.Q.instanceof(Offensive)) {
- System.out.println("I don't fully understand the scientific and social basis of being trans. I can't sit here and accurately debunk every argument against it, and you can poke holes in anything. All I know is that transitioning makes me happy and doesn't harm anyone else. That should be enough.");
- }
- return;
- }
- ```
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