--UpdateFreak FAQ--

FAQ about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :o

Q: What should I call you?
A: If you don't know me very well, just call me Update or UpdateFreak. If we know each other, you can call me Amber :>

Q: Who tf are you?
A: I am everyone and no one, always and never, everywhere and nowhere

Q: Why aren't you responding to my DM's?
A: Introvert core

Q: How old are you?
A: I am NOT updating this yearly, I was born precisely on June 18, 2007 AD of the Gregorian (solar) calendar, at 00:18 (UTC+1 earth time) ±1 minute, calculate it yourself

Q: What is your gender?
A: I wish it was that easy to answer :skull: in all honesty, I am a trans woman; if you don't believe we exist, go learn some "basic science" which you always love to brag with (https://youtu.be/MitqjSYtwrQ?si=PHRFBp53hbWc27_5) :3

Q: What are your pronouns?
A: she/her preferred, they/them also fine. Misgendering me on purpose doesn't annoy me so go ahead if you think you're this funny

Q: Favourite emoticons?
A: 1. :3 2. ;-; 3. ^w^

Q: Where are you from?
A: I am from Hamburg, Germany, but legends say I may or may not also be found around the UK :O

Q: What social media do you use?
A: YouTube, Discord, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest (if that counts); other socials I do have but rarely use [I am named UpdateFreak on most of my socials so it shouldn't be that hard for u to stalk me]

Q: Favourite meme?
A: https://youtube.com/shorts/g4xTv4bX02U?si=9mfxtLLtweRwfnlP (i swear im not making this my whole personality i promise!!)

Q: Favourite anime?
A: As of last updating this I've only seen Naruto (its great btw but read the manga its better than the anime)

Q: Hobbies?
A: Music! And some other things ig: gaming, sciences, maths (yes im a nerd now shut up), memes, singing, spending time with my gf ^^

Q: Gf? You are dating?
A: THE BEST GIRL IN THE WORLD LOVE U SMMMMM <3

Q: Do you have a spotify artist page?
A: Yes this is hidden selfpromo, whatcha gonna do: https://open.spotify.com/artist/20v73hTXB4H2xU2DLIMVhK?si=97e0dae274fb4713

Q: Your music sucks!
A: Go cry about it! :)

Q: You are cringe
A: Ok

Q: Political opinion?
A: Get out of my face. I hate politics. Only thing you need to know that I am everything but far right.

Q: If you could kill one person right now, without any bad consequences, who would it be?
A: ...Trump or Putin.

Q: Favourite food?
A: Currywurst or pizza

Q: Stance on religion?
A: I fully support any religion that doesn't use itself as an excuse to hate on others: "A gay Christian is not a contradiction. A hateful Christian is." - this quote is interchangeable with all other religions and all minority groups in the places of "Christian" and "gay" respectively

Q: Soooo...if you're a girl you have b00bs right?
A: [audible sigh]

Q: What time is it for you?
A:	If I am in the UK rn: https://greenwichmeantime.com/articles/clocks/gmt/
	If I am in Germany rn: https://greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/gmt-plus-1/

Q: Favourite colours?
A: Dark blue, purple, black, pink :>

Q: Favourite movies?
A: Inception, Matrix, Knives Out

Q: Favourite series?
A: Arcane

Q: You are trans, you are delusional and don't deserve to live :angy:
A: "I don't fully understand the scientific and social basis of being trans. I can't sit here and accurately debunk every argument against it, and you can poke holes in anything. All I know is that transitioning makes me happy and doesn't harm anyone else. That should be enough."