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- "Right hoof, green."
- >Butterscotch said as the spinner finally came to a stop
- >"Aw, come on! Ah can't reach!"
- "You're so close, Apple bloom"
- >"Don't knock me over, Apple Bloom!" Sweetie said
- >"Got it!" Scootaloo said, having crawled underneath Butterscotch
- > there was now a writhing mass of pony bodies in Scotch's living room
- > not that Butterscotch minded, though
- > Both Rarity and Applejack were out of town for some various reasons, so he agreed to watch the three fillies for them
- > anything for his friends
- "Rear hoof, yellow"
- > a hoof lightly booped his snout
- "Sweetie, I don't think I count as a space"
- >"But you're yellow!" the white filly said, her voice cracking
- >...
- > She was right...
- >Scotch felt kind of bad, having the obvious height and reach advantage
- >... But they did insist on playing twister
- > and they were just so adorable
- > how could he say no?
- "Left hoof, blue"
- >"Scoots!"
- >"Bloom!"
- > this tower of ponies was close to toppling over
- >"Butterscotch, this isn't fair! You're like, twice as big as us!" Sweetie said with a slight annoyance in her voice
- >really, he was about three times bigger than them
- >"Yeah, it's like he's cheatin'!"
- "I'm sorry, girls"
- >"Oh yeah, well we can cheat too!" Scootaloo said with confidence "I know his secret weak spot!"
- "Wha-"
- >Butterscotch was cut off, the pegasus filly underneath him furiously flapping her wings
- *Bbbzzzzz*
- >right into the male's most sensitive area
- >Butterscotch gasped, his eyes becoming pinpricks
- >"Good job, Scoots!" Sweetie said
- > Apple Bloom giggled
- > Scootaloo sat there buzzing away with a smirk on her face
- > Butterscotch was on the tips of his hooves
- >" He's real ticklish there!" Apple bloom said, still giggling
- >Butterscotch took off at a speed that would have made Rainbow Dash do a double take
- > he stopped right at his ceiling
- > cupping his stallionhood with both of his front hooves, his rear legs instinctively closing
- >he looked down right at the orange filly
- "Scootaloo!"
- >he said sternly, yet with a raised voice
- "You know better than to touch somepony there!"
- > a hint of shock still in his voice
- >Scootaloo's head hung low, she was staring down at her hooves
- > the other two fillies eyes were wide, staring at the butter yellow pony
- > "oh no, I've scared them..." Butterscotch thought to himself
- >"Scarred them for life..."
- >"I'm sorry, mister butterscotch" Scootaloo said in a soft tone
- > Scotch landed gently in front of the filly
- "And I'm sorry for yelling"
- >he hugged the orange filly
- "And I'm sorry to you two, also"
- >Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle both embraced Scotch
- >"It's ok"
- >"yeah"
- >Scotch consoled the trio of fillies
- >
- >"So what's so special about that spot, anyway?" Sweetie piped up
- *hurk*
- >Butterscotch gasped, staring forward
- >oh no
- >these fillies didn't know the difference between a mare and a stallion
- > well, the REAL difference
- > and Scotch was the absolute worst choice for the pony to be the one to tell them
- > the one time his friends started talking about sex around him, all he could add to the conversation was mumbling, a few head shakes and a lot of blushing
- >"Butterscotch?" Sweetie said, her large eyes staring into his
- >her head cocked to the side
- I-I-I...
- >Now all three of the crusaders were staring at him
- >he could feel the sweat forming on his forehead
- I- um... Th-the... um
- >he could imagine it now
- >Applejack bucking his door open, Rarity right behind her
- >they would have backed him into a corner
- >"Ya'll done told mah sister about WHAT?!"
- >"imsorryimsorryimsorryimsor-"
- >he shook his head, bringing himself back to reality
- >there were three fillies in front of him, waiting for an answer
- >one that Scotch wasn't sure he could give
- > or should give
- > this had become pretty sketchy
- A- um...
- >
- >"that's where his colt parts are" Scootaloo answered finally
- > "oh" Sweetie replied
- > "What's the difference?"
- > Butterscotch swallowed
- > "Tha colt's parts hang outside, while our parts are inside" Applebloom said knowingly
- > "So ours hang upside down?" Sweetie asked
- > Butterscotch just sat there
- > "Ah guess"
- > "So what does a colt's thingy do?"
- > "It just goes like this" Apple Bloom limply held one of her front hooves out in front of her, dangling it
- > "How would you know?" Scootaloo asked
- "Girls..."
- > "Because Thunder Bolt was showing his off in class last week" Apple Bloom replied in a sarcastic tone
- > "So is that why he hasn't been in class all week?"
- > "Ah guess"
- "Girls"
- > "You think ours will ever hang outside?" Sweetie asked softly
- > "Ah hope so"
- "Girls!"
- >Butterscotch said while stomping his hoof to the floor
- >all three fillies attention snapped to him
- > Scotch's face was a deep shade of red
- "I think it's about time for bed"
- > this statement was met with a small group of "awws" and "ughs"
- >"but it's only 6:30!"
- >it was
- "Oh... Well, let's get something to eat then"
- > "but what about-"
- >Sweetie tried to ask before being cut off by Butterscotch
- "Sweetie Belle, please don't ask me about the difference between colts and fillies, you should ask your parents."
- >Butterscotch paused, his eyes shifting away awkwardly
- "...or sisters"
- >Another brief, uncomfortable pause
- "...or Miss Cheerilee"
- >"but..."
- "No buts"
- >
- >"Butterscotch, who won twister?"
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