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  1. [05:07:11] fenrax: Yeah g-rank will probably be paid
  2. [05:07:28] fenrax: All the individual monster dlc is free though from what they said
  3. [05:07:39] lowqualitywallet: my weewee is free
  4. [05:07:46] sishen1542: hi tim
  5. [05:07:51] bluesrobot: timMrBones
  6. [05:07:51] clyde1500: This looks neat
  7. [05:08:01] monotonetim: I have no idea if it's too loud
  8. [05:08:07] monotonetim: it's really quiet on the capture
  9. [05:08:12] yaakov: can barely hear it
  10. [05:08:13] literallytrash0: nah it sounds pretty good, quiet even
  11. [05:08:14] yaakov: no worries
  12. [05:08:16] monotonetim: xsplit can boost it like 200%
  13. [05:08:17] kevin1760: It's pretty quiet
  14. [05:08:18] monotonetim: which I did
  15. [05:08:20] not123username: I don't mind paying but I want to pray to all gods that the PC port is actually great
  16. [05:08:24] diggleshut: stereo is L I V E
  17. [05:08:27] sungiant_: >2017 why are you playing old games
  18. [05:08:28] diggleshut: also lqw D :
  19. [05:08:36] not123username: I don't trust japan with ports
  20. [05:08:36] yaakov: it'll probably get louder
  21. [05:08:36] contradistinct: when are you going live
  22. [05:08:50] diggleshut: dunno
  23. [05:08:55] lowqualitywallet: honestly i have no idea how tim's doing
  24. [05:08:56] diggleshut: gonna probably setup some emulator stuff now
  25. [05:08:58] lokiry: i have no desire to really play mhw on pc
  26. [05:09:06] diggleshut: he was sick but now he's ok lqw
  27. [05:09:14] monotonetim: also this is primarily text also I read pretty fast so
  28. [05:09:20] lowqualitywallet: i just assume that grad school's been buttfucking him for like 4 years
  29. [05:09:21] monotonetim: sorry if this is sort of unwatchable
  30. [05:09:29] diggleshut: that would probably be true
  31. [05:09:31] lowqualitywallet: out of pure curiosity
  32. [05:09:36] not123username: Not even to test out Bows on mouse control?
  33. [05:09:38] monotonetim: also man this looks way nicer on the vita screen at native res vs the capture, oof.
  34. [05:10:01] fenrax: I would only play pc for steady 60fps
  35. [05:10:08] lokiry: i'm sure i could set that up in an emulator somewhere on an older game if i really wanted to
  36. [05:10:12] literallytrash0: good god are you sure you're reading this
  37. [05:10:27] lokiry: but i also don't want to use bows in the first place
  38. [05:10:30] clyde1500: It's slowing the pizza FeelsBadMan
  39. [05:10:37] not123username: Poor bows
  40. [05:10:42] kevin1760: This is why Tim got like a 2500 on the SAT timClip
  41. [05:10:43] fenrax: I'll probably just get a ps4 pro sometime
  42. [05:11:03] lokiry: i don't even see any issues playing on my regular ps4
  43. [05:11:04] lowqualitywallet: b-but normies like monhun now...
  44. [05:11:09] fenrax: Also because my ps4 has the disc drive issue where it will just beep randomly and try to eject the non-existant disc
  45. [05:11:22] fenrax: which is really annoying
  46. [05:11:39] lokiry: my laptop does that
  47. [05:11:50] ehtna: i might get it on pc if im in the mood to play it again come fall
  48. [05:11:58] ehtna: since my one friend who doesnt have a ps4 is going to get it
  49. [05:11:58] clyde1500: 2 bad touches?
  50. [05:12:25] sobeman1: timmmmmmmmmmmm
  51. [05:12:25] dicedlemming: oh hey this game is really good
  52. [05:12:28] dicedlemming: and has a lot of waifus
  53. [05:12:49] lowqualitywallet: i just watched this poor boy put 8 stickies down in front of him
  54. [05:12:50] sobeman1: waifus is life
  55. [05:12:59] lowqualitywallet: he immediately killed himself
  56. [05:13:15] lokiry: are you a mge pro lqw
  57. [05:14:01] lowqualitywallet: b4nny bows down to me
  58. [05:14:30] clyde1500: triTHOT
  59. [05:14:49] diggleshut: lqw one of the last true tf2 warriors
  60. [05:14:50] monotonetim: oh weird
  61. [05:15:01] monotonetim: they map the l r buttons on the vita to the l2 r2 here on the vita tv
  62. [05:16:19] smw23: what game is this?
  63. [05:16:33] shady1765: va11halla
  64. [05:16:34] lokiry: maybe one day i'll get my strange pan to 9k kills
  65. [05:16:41] lokiry: but tf2 ded game so probably not
  66. [05:16:58] diggleshut: tf2 is my most played game in steam by far
  67. [05:17:03] diggleshut: but I haven't played in a long long long long time
  68. [05:17:47] lokiry: i have 1.3k hrs
  69. [05:17:54] diggleshut: lemme see what mine is
  70. [05:18:07] lowqualitywallet: 7 kills, 6 assists, 0 deaths
  71. [05:18:12] lowqualitywallet: building mini sentries in the corner
  72. [05:18:12] diggleshut: oh
  73. [05:18:14] diggleshut: I'm just a baby
  74. [05:18:16] diggleshut: 315 hours
  75. [05:18:30] diggleshut: but it is still my most played game
  76. [05:18:36] lowqualitywallet: froyotech must listen to every single one of my words
  77. [05:18:44] lokiry: if you're not only getting taunt kills with the gunslinger you're doing it wrong lqw
  78. [05:18:44] diggleshut: too bad there's no way to track the innumerable hours I spent playing cs 1.3-1.6
  79. [05:19:40] it_is_fanatic: what be this
  80. [05:19:40] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: wow I missed you!
  81. [05:19:41] diggleshut: I sank 146 hours into ro2 in a short period of time
  82. [05:19:45] sobeman1: music is so good
  83. [05:19:54] lowqualitywallet: ded game more like
  84. [05:19:54] diggleshut: sank?
  85. [05:19:55] lowqualitywallet: no
  86. [05:20:03] lowqualitywallet: oh yeah jess cliffe's a kiddy didler
  87. [05:20:03] shady1765: tim have you played this before?
  88. [05:20:06] lowqualitywallet: diddler?
  89. [05:20:06] mattbostelaar: valahala owns
  90. [05:20:09] lowqualitywallet: have fun playing cs 1.6
  91. [05:20:13] diggleshut: for real?
  92. [05:20:15] diggleshut: wow
  93. [05:20:26] monotonetim: I haven't
  94. [05:20:30] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why does he have the anime hair antenna
  95. [05:20:46] monotonetim: was playing this on the vita instead of football
  96. [05:20:57] diggleshut: https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/7uo7y4/counterstrike_cocreator_jess_cliffe_arrested_for/
  97. [05:20:59] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: 8000 dollars for electricity???????
  98. [05:20:59] diggleshut: well I'll be dipped
  99. [05:21:19] diggleshut: Paid to have sex with a girl from a sugar daddy dating site, turns out she was 16 at the time (and he may have video recorded it against her knowledge)
  100. [05:21:44] turnsie: is that supposed to be a windows phone
  101. [05:21:55] diggleshut: he should have just done the right thing and remain celibate till death
  102. [05:22:27] shady1765: https://dangeru.us/
  103. [05:22:28] contradistinct: well I mean it's too late for you to do the right thing
  104. [05:22:36] diggleshut: yeah but
  105. [05:22:53] diggleshut: sometimes you have to be the hero
  106. [05:22:55] diggleshut: for the others
  107. [05:23:04] diggleshut: so they can do the right thing
  108. [05:23:15] sobeman1: tim the eagles won the superbowl how does that make you feel
  109. [05:23:34] lowqualitywallet: wew i hope gabe's next
  110. [05:23:35] contradistinct: okay I'll be right for you
  111. [05:23:44] lowqualitywallet: 3
  112. [05:23:58] diggleshut: I think it's more likely that gabe will end up buying some sword on the black market
  113. [05:24:02] diggleshut: that was stolen after ww2
  114. [05:24:06] it_is_fanatic: Wowee
  115. [05:24:11] smw23: Wowee
  116. [05:24:15] diggleshut: that will be his downfall
  117. [05:25:12] sobeman1: doodBenny3
  118. [05:25:39] boredcyborg: oh nice
  119. [05:25:46] boredcyborg: va11 halla
  120. [05:26:08] diggleshut: pls Contradistinct
  121. [05:26:34] lowqualitywallet: "Actually money is how the [modding] community steers work"
  122. [05:27:05] diggleshut: oh
  123. [05:27:20] lowqualitywallet: "I wipe the cellulite on the back of my flabby ass with DOTA money" - Gabe Logan Newell
  124. [05:27:25] lowqualitywallet: don't you dare give valve money
  125. [05:27:27] lowqualitywallet: don't do it!!!
  126. [05:27:35] diggleshut: I wonder what he's spending his money on these days
  127. [05:28:05] monotonetim: it's weird, used to seeing it all at once on a small screen
  128. [05:28:06] fenrax: not half life
  129. [05:28:12] diggleshut: ;-;
  130. [05:28:12] monotonetim: now everything is all far
  131. [05:28:44] fenrax: I didn't even really like half life that much
  132. [05:28:49] fenrax: 2 i mean
  133. [05:29:01] diggleshut: I thought half life was technically and graphically fun
  134. [05:29:05] diggleshut: the story was whatever
  135. [05:29:16] bananaburger: what game is this?
  136. [05:29:21] bananaburger: oh
  137. [05:29:24] bananaburger: someone just said i guess
  138. [05:29:27] smw23: va11halla
  139. [05:29:28] fenrax: Half life 2 had good physics for it's time, other than that it was below average
  140. [05:29:33] lowqualitywallet: it's really fucking good but it's not the second coming of christ
  141. [05:29:35] diggleshut: the water was nice too
  142. [05:29:36] fenrax: well, it was good graphically for then too
  143. [05:29:38] lowqualitywallet: goldsrc/source are really really comfy though
  144. [05:29:43] diggleshut: yeah
  145. [05:29:50] diggleshut: that was one of the great things about hl1 engine imo
  146. [05:29:52] bananaburger: this is for the vita?
  147. [05:29:59] diggleshut: maybe I'm biased cause I played so many half life engine games
  148. [05:30:00] sobeman1: pc too
  149. [05:30:04] bananaburger: oh ok
  150. [05:30:05] lowqualitywallet: goldsrc in particular
  151. [05:30:07] diggleshut: but it just felt like what an FPS was supposed to feel like
  152. [05:30:07] lowqualitywallet: is my fetish
  153. [05:30:08] bananaburger: see i was here in the beginning
  154. [05:30:08] fenrax: The gunplay was pretty subpar though in HL2
  155. [05:30:11] diggleshut: it wasn't floaty
  156. [05:30:13] bananaburger: but i wasnt like mentally here
  157. [05:30:24] bananaburger: i had to talk to my exhausting friend
  158. [05:30:26] bananaburger: but thats done now
  159. [05:30:27] raynor_ex: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/VA11_HallA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/
  160. [05:30:32] diggleshut: it felt "real"
  161. [05:31:06] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
  162. [05:31:10] lowqualitywallet: hl2 still looks pretty fucking good
  163. [05:31:15] lowqualitywallet: by my incredibly low standards
  164. [05:31:28] lowqualitywallet: hl1 totally had the better weapons tho
  165. [05:31:32] lowqualitywallet: as in it had the tau cannon
  166. [05:31:35] fenrax: There were plenty of other fps that did guns better that same year though
  167. [05:31:40] fenrax: like halo 2
  168. [05:31:46] jencis0: how bout that superbowl.. everyone here is sad
  169. [05:31:47] diggleshut: I never got into the halo series so I can't say
  170. [05:31:54] diggleshut: those games always felt too floaty to me
  171. [05:31:59] diggleshut: guns too big
  172. [05:32:03] lowqualitywallet: halo more like
  173. [05:32:03] diggleshut: textures too plain
  174. [05:32:04] lowqualitywallet: gay
  175. [05:32:07] diggleshut: pls
  176. [05:32:09] lowqualitywallet: ohhhhhh eat it bungie
  177. [05:32:20] rintezuka1: Oh valhalla stream. I can't believe I missed start of it
  178. [05:32:29] bananaburger: you must be in new england
  179. [05:32:36] fenrax: Bungie is too busy trying to convince people to actually play Destiny 2
  180. [05:32:37] bananaburger: the rest of the country is pretty happy i think
  181. [05:32:38] smw23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdwchohlMjI
  182. [05:32:40] turnsie: how far in are we?
  183. [05:32:52] jencis0: too deep
  184. [05:32:59] diggleshut: sorry bungie
  185. [05:33:04] fenrax: A game with decent gunplay and literally nothing else going for it
  186. [05:33:10] turnsie: sh*t
  187. [05:33:15] diggleshut: I'll be playing battleborn
  188. [05:33:24] lowqualitywallet: why not lawbreakers?
  189. [05:33:25] diggleshut: oh wait no
  190. [05:33:26] diggleshut: not battleborn
  191. [05:33:28] diggleshut: LAWBREAKERS YES
  192. [05:33:31] diggleshut: that is what I mean tto say
  193. [05:34:07] fenrax: Oh painkiller released the same year as HL2?
  194. [05:34:17] lowqualitywallet: *slams book on table*
  195. [05:34:23] lowqualitywallet: i want to make a million dollar ip
  196. [05:35:04] fenrax: Oh, FEAR was released the year after HL2 and in myy opinion was better than it in almost every way
  197. [05:35:52] lowqualitywallet: i've heard fear was gud but uhhh playing videogames
  198. [05:35:53] lowqualitywallet: hmmm
  199. [05:36:07] diggleshut: painkiller was really fun
  200. [05:36:12] jencis0: I enjoyed Justin Timberlakes performance
  201. [05:36:14] lowqualitywallet: stalker is really really fucking good tho
  202. [05:36:22] lowqualitywallet: and it was in development around the same time as hl2
  203. [05:36:22] diggleshut: lol
  204. [05:36:23] fenrax: For some reason i thought painkiller was older than hl2
  205. [05:36:26] lowqualitywallet: came out 3 years later but...
  206. [05:36:31] diggleshut: I sorta remember being vaguely aware of stalker on release
  207. [05:36:36] lowqualitywallet: 2004 was a really good year for videogames
  208. [05:36:41] lowqualitywallet: and it's been downhill ever since
  209. [05:36:44] jencis0: despite using Prince for profit
  210. [05:36:49] bananaburger: heh
  211. [05:36:52] diggleshut: I also heard fear was very good
  212. [05:36:53] bananaburger: no no it was a tribute
  213. [05:36:54] fenrax: Last year was an amazing year for nintendo at the very least
  214. [05:37:00] diggleshut: thats the one where you can slow down time and stuff right?
  215. [05:37:01] jencis0: no
  216. [05:37:03] fenrax: Yeah
  217. [05:37:05] diggleshut: ahh yeah
  218. [05:37:20] lowqualitywallet: not amazing enough
  219. [05:37:24] lowqualitywallet: no ttyd
  220. [05:37:29] bananaburger: didnt he just drop a new album
  221. [05:37:33] diggleshut: lol
  222. [05:37:42] bananaburger: and it wasnt good or something
  223. [05:37:46] jencis0: JT, I think he's coming out with new ish
  224. [05:37:47] smw23: yes and yes
  225. [05:37:55] bananaburger: which is kind of sad
  226. [05:37:58] smw23: or so ive heard
  227. [05:38:00] bananaburger: he's kind of a guilty pleasure for me
  228. [05:38:01] diggleshut: ttyd is another game I played and beat which is unusual for me
  229. [05:38:02] smw23: it might be good
  230. [05:38:07] fenrax: Also MHW came out this year so its already really good
  231. [05:38:11] jencis0: JT doesn't care about prince
  232. [05:38:16] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hell yeah kill football
  233. [05:38:20] diggleshut: >
  234. [05:38:20] smw23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdwchohlMjI
  235. [05:38:27] jencis0: the halftime show was good i think
  236. [05:38:38] fenrax: I wonder if i can hit 100 hours this week
  237. [05:38:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Who Won The Ball Game Boys?
  238. [05:38:48] basssic: me
  239. [05:38:50] smw23: i did
  240. [05:38:52] raynor_ex: not tom brady
  241. [05:38:52] boredcyborg: the not patriots
  242. [05:38:53] bananaburger: we all won
  243. [05:38:55] clyde1500: mangoU mangoS mangoA
  244. [05:38:55] jencis0: as someone who doesn't listen to JT or the radio
  245. [05:38:56] bananaburger: in a sense
  246. [05:39:01] smw23: bassic won
  247. [05:39:11] basssic: hell yeah i did
  248. [05:39:16] contradistinct: is it possible?
  249. [05:39:18] jencis0: Patriots win all the time, so whatever
  250. [05:39:24] bananaburger: LEAVE BILL BELICHICK ALONE
  251. [05:39:28] jencis0: note idc about for football
  252. [05:39:29] clyde1500: Eagles won CAW
  253. [05:39:42] fenrax: probably
  254. [05:39:47] fenrax: I think i'm at 60 already
  255. [05:40:18] monotonetim: too paranoid to see what happens if you do it wrong
  256. [05:40:19] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: patri who?
  257. [05:40:19] monotonetim: or right
  258. [05:40:23] fenrax: well time for bed so i can work tomorrow
  259. [05:40:25] monotonetim: depending on how COOL YOU ARE
  260. [05:40:29] jencis0: it was fun to drink and eat pizza and talk about girls with the lads tho
  261. [05:40:40] bananaburger: yeah girls bro
  262. [05:40:54] bananaburger: i know all about those
  263. [05:41:00] it_is_fanatic: girls? monkaS
  264. [05:41:01] contradistinct: yeah you do
  265. [05:41:02] jencis0: y-yeah me too
  266. [05:41:04] reallyreallybadman: danSexy
  267. [05:41:13] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i just got a legendary in overwatch exceptt it was 500 coins instead
  268. [05:41:20] bananaburger: fuck you dani i dont look like a rat!
  269. [05:41:31] contradistinct: proof
  270. [05:41:37] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i alreay opened my next box
  271. [05:41:57] lokiry: night
  272. [05:41:59] bananaburger: listen if i gave you proof at this point you'd just say its true to hurt me
  273. [05:42:00] contradistinct: night
  274. [05:42:09] bananaburger: i know how these things go
  275. [05:42:09] contradistinct: I'm having anxiety starting at a new place tomorrow
  276. [05:42:33] jencis0: this game gives me an Alien for Super Nintendo vibe
  277. [05:42:39] lowqualitywallet: sleep tite
  278. [05:42:41] lokiry: just think about costco the whole time
  279. [05:42:46] contradistinct: nah
  280. [05:42:49] contradistinct: I'm nice sometimes you know
  281. [05:42:52] monotonetim: it's pretty rad
  282. [05:42:56] contradistinct: used to be all the time
  283. [05:42:56] lowqualitywallet: is it potentially better than the old place?
  284. [05:42:56] bananaburger: not lately :(
  285. [05:43:02] contradistinct: I'll try again
  286. [05:43:04] contradistinct: but I need proof
  287. [05:43:15] bananaburger: well i dont look anything like how i did before now
  288. [05:43:20] jencis0: no! that's wrong!
  289. [05:43:20] bananaburger: better or worse im not suer
  290. [05:43:43] contradistinct: hard to say
  291. [05:44:18] smw23: beta male
  292. [05:44:24] contradistinct: feel like it's gonna be more demanding
  293. [05:44:31] jencis0: g-girls
  294. [05:44:34] contradistinct: dealing with heart failure instead of diabetes
  295. [05:45:17] mattbostelaar: tim you read fast
  296. [05:45:24] lowqualitywallet: if it's any consolation, you probably won't fuck it up
  297. [05:45:33] monotonetim: I do
  298. [05:45:39] it_is_fanatic: stop
  299. [05:46:12] jencis0: not very well sometimes tho
  300. [05:46:18] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i get uglier every day
  301. [05:46:19] allstar3339: tim can read?
  302. [05:46:22] punnypearl: read slower pls ;w;
  303. [05:46:24] monotonetim: mostly just went back because fuckboy is a funny word
  304. [05:46:41] whatdoesthecowthink: Moo
  305. [05:47:03] whatdoesthecowthink: How's everything going?
  306. [05:47:26] contradistinct: mostly just worried about getting there tired
  307. [05:47:53] adoubledeckerbusofdads: is that timmy sue
  308. [05:48:48] rintezuka1: Optional karmotrine = all of the karmotrine. Good choice Tim
  309. [05:49:04] jencis0: I want to to make me a woman
  310. [05:49:18] jencis0: want you *
  311. [05:49:20] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
  312. [05:49:28] bananaburger: "Old enough for anything you want!" timOh
  313. [05:49:54] bananaburger: excuse me
  314. [05:49:55] lowqualitywallet: chug some coffee
  315. [05:50:00] lowqualitywallet: go to bed at a slightly reasonable time
  316. [05:50:02] lowqualitywallet: you'll be ok
  317. [05:50:03] jencis0: gang, what?
  318. [05:50:03] it_is_fanatic: SLOWER, TIM
  319. [05:50:04] contradistinct: it's true
  320. [05:50:07] bananaburger: also you read too fast
  321. [05:50:12] monotonetim: no
  322. [05:50:14] monotonetim: keep up
  323. [05:50:20] monotonetim: or buy your own copy and support indie devs.
  324. [05:50:21] qt_pa2t_onduty: too slow naroStaryn
  325. [05:50:26] it_is_fanatic: im trying to get my rocks off at the same time tho
  326. [05:50:27] bananaburger: well i mean i can get the gist of whats going on
  327. [05:50:27] jencis0: he reads quick but doesn't get all the info
  328. [05:50:42] bananaburger: oh egads
  329. [05:51:18] bananaburger: i dont actually want to play this though
  330. [05:51:44] contradistinct: I don't really drink coffee, but maybe I should start
  331. [05:51:54] contradistinct: been sleeping prettty late
  332. [05:52:09] qt_pa2t_onduty: you should. it's really really good
  333. [05:52:14] rintezuka1: ^
  334. [05:52:21] lokiry: tea with caffeine is an alternative
  335. [05:52:41] bananaburger: i dont play these kinds of games
  336. [05:52:44] bananaburger: or any game now for that matter
  337. [05:52:44] mattbostelaar: ^
  338. [05:52:54] bananaburger: but i can respect what it is
  339. [05:52:59] lowqualitywallet: actually do what i don't
  340. [05:52:59] bananaburger: like with binding of isaac
  341. [05:53:02] lowqualitywallet: eat food when you wake up
  342. [05:53:04] jencis0: yeah games are kind of boring after 2 min
  343. [05:53:07] contradistinct: oh I don't do that
  344. [05:53:23] contradistinct: I usually eat once on days I do work
  345. [05:53:32] monotonetim: I do get the info
  346. [05:53:32] qt_pa2t_onduty: playing the wrong games if that's the case
  347. [05:53:33] monotonetim: ACTUALLY
  348. [05:53:34] contradistinct: I hate taking lunches
  349. [05:53:43] bananaburger: nah
  350. [05:53:45] jencis0: I enjoy staring at the ceiling and contemplating my life decisions
  351. [05:53:52] qt_pa2t_onduty: or just shouldn't play games for a while
  352. [05:53:53] bananaburger: i really like metroid
  353. [05:54:00] bananaburger: but i cant finish uh
  354. [05:54:06] qt_pa2t_onduty: I was refering to what jEncis0 said
  355. [05:54:09] bananaburger: prime 2 or zero mission
  356. [05:54:11] bananaburger: oh
  357. [05:54:30] qt_pa2t_onduty: I never finished prime 2 either. I've played through zero mission like... 5 times at least though
  358. [05:54:45] qt_pa2t_onduty: it's my favorite 2d metroid
  359. [05:54:47] bananaburger: i'm actually almost done with zero mission i think
  360. [05:54:50] xroyce: I don’t get all the info. But! To be fair I am sure tired. So it’s all a bit of a blur, a beautiful blur
  361. [05:55:04] qt_pa2t_onduty: tim reads relatively fast
  362. [05:55:11] lokiry: not even something like a sandwich in a tupperware or small plastic baggie
  363. [05:55:21] jencis0: I want to dream about bees, just like Tim
  364. [05:55:29] qt_pa2t_onduty: at least compared to me, and I consider myself a slightly above average speed reader
  365. [05:56:02] qt_pa2t_onduty: have you tried sleeping in a beehive? naroDerp
  366. [05:56:15] jencis0: I bathe in honey nightly
  367. [05:56:16] contradistinct: by taking lunches I mean like taking the lunch break
  368. [05:56:17] hunniepun: tim? timClip
  369. [05:56:20] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's pretty close
  370. [05:56:25] it_is_fanatic: i inject bee venom into my nipples
  371. [05:56:32] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's honestly my favorite emote on twitch rn
  372. [05:56:45] lokiry: why wouldn't you take a break?
  373. [05:56:52] hunniepun: smug paper clip is truly the best
  374. [05:57:15] qt_pa2t_onduty: Dana is great. 10/10 boss would let step on me
  375. [05:57:51] shady1765: does the vita let you add ice or age while mixing
  376. [05:58:13] jencis0: what is this game about, and why isn't it about bees?
  377. [05:58:30] contradistinct: I rather just work through it
  378. [05:58:33] qt_pa2t_onduty: it's about... being a bartender in a dystopian cyberpunk city
  379. [05:58:42] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's basically it
  380. [05:58:54] contradistinct: cuz I just kinda sit at a random place and do nothing
  381. [05:59:02] qt_pa2t_onduty: but that's not what makes it good
  382. [05:59:10] qt_pa2t_onduty: well, maybe for some people
  383. [05:59:42] qt_pa2t_onduty: I, at least, love it for the characters, and worldbuilding that happens through your conversations with them
  384. [05:59:52] bananaburger: i see these sentences that flags by that really make me think
  385. [05:59:55] jencis0: just be a REAL bartender in a REAL dystopian cyberpunk city
  386. [06:00:02] qt_pa2t_onduty: lol
  387. [06:00:06] lokiry: ah
  388. [06:00:11] qt_pa2t_onduty: ikr
  389. [06:00:14] bananaburger: its not so much i cant read them but i dont have time to process bow strange they are
  390. [06:00:27] bananaburger: how*
  391. [06:01:02] bananaburger: fly by* i hate phones
  392. [06:01:03] notnotkoro: So chat, who's best waifu?
  393. [06:01:07] qt_pa2t_onduty: Sei is my waifu. My muscle waifu.
  394. [06:01:07] monotonetim: me
  395. [06:01:10] jencis0: Angie
  396. [06:01:16] jencis0: and Gonta
  397. [06:01:17] bananaburger: gonta
  398. [06:01:18] notnotkoro: Tim that's cheating
  399. [06:01:23] monotonetim: this screen is always funny
  400. [06:01:25] hunniepun: you? timClip
  401. [06:01:28] rintezuka1: Kokichi obviously
  402. [06:01:28] monotonetim: now safe to keep playing, etc
  403. [06:01:34] qt_pa2t_onduty: yeah it's great
  404. [06:01:36] monotonetim: that's super clever.
  405. [06:01:36] bananaburger: heh nice
  406. [06:01:37] monotonetim: it all is
  407. [06:01:38] monotonetim: I love it
  408. [06:01:43] qt_pa2t_onduty: I'm glad you do
  409. [06:01:44] hunniepun: wait why eould it not be safe
  410. [06:01:53] monotonetim: old pc joke
  411. [06:01:57] qt_pa2t_onduty: yep
  412. [06:02:06] contradistinct: just wanna go home
  413. [06:02:08] bananaburger: i kind of wish computers still did that
  414. [06:02:08] qt_pa2t_onduty: "it is now safe to turn off your computer"
  415. [06:02:14] bananaburger: just for the novelty of it
  416. [06:02:15] monotonetim: because when you used to shut down the PC it didn't actually turn itself off
  417. [06:02:17] qt_pa2t_onduty: heh yeah
  418. [06:02:18] monotonetim: and you had to hit the power button
  419. [06:02:22] hunniepun: LuL
  420. [06:02:24] monotonetim: and it told you when you could do it
  421. [06:02:28] monotonetim: I mean that wasn't that long ago
  422. [06:02:32] bananaburger: it's kind that way now too
  423. [06:02:33] memnarch6: what is this game, chat? just came in
  424. [06:02:42] qt_pa2t_onduty: certainly within my lifetime, and I'm only 27
  425. [06:02:47] jencis0: it's puyo
  426. [06:02:55] bananaburger: computers dont really turn themselves off starting with like windows 8
  427. [06:03:03] notnotkoro: Only 27? Darn youngin's
  428. [06:03:09] bananaburger: that's how they boot so fast
  429. [06:03:18] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's what my point was, I'm still young :P
  430. [06:03:19] memnarch6: puyochamp
  431. [06:03:31] monotonetim: oh crap
  432. [06:03:41] monotonetim: forgot to make it big
  433. [06:03:41] jencis0: I'm 25 and going through a one third life crisis
  434. [06:03:44] qt_pa2t_onduty: rip
  435. [06:03:46] qt_pa2t_onduty: savescum
  436. [06:03:50] monotonetim: third if you're lucky
  437. [06:03:52] rintezuka1: oh
  438. [06:04:04] contradistinct: I went through my midlife crisis when I was 13
  439. [06:04:10] bananaburger: same
  440. [06:04:13] qt_pa2t_onduty: How old are you now?
  441. [06:04:15] contradistinct: 25
  442. [06:04:22] bananaburger: i peaked at like 13
  443. [06:04:23] qt_pa2t_onduty: welp, almost time to kick the bucket
  444. [06:04:24] jencis0: dead soon
  445. [06:04:28] monotonetim: same
  446. [06:04:35] bananaburger: its all been downhill from there
  447. [06:04:51] lambo: Tfw almost 25 and my life is maybe half over(I don’t know)
  448. [06:04:53] jencis0: i just want a job and hang with my friends
  449. [06:05:05] qt_pa2t_onduty: I'd settle with a job
  450. [06:05:17] hunniepun: quarter life crisis inc
  451. [06:05:18] qt_pa2t_onduty: too bad I've got brain problems
  452. [06:05:26] jencis0: WE ALL DO
  453. [06:05:28] bananaburger: dont worry we all do
  454. [06:05:33] qt_pa2t_onduty: P
  455. [06:05:42] jencis0: and somehow ended up here
  456. [06:05:51] hunniepun: *
  457. [06:05:53] qt_pa2t_onduty: I don't think that parts a coincidence
  458. [06:06:01] bananaburger: depressed people all kind of gravitate towards one another
  459. [06:06:11] qt_pa2t_onduty: and that's how black holes are formed
  460. [06:06:16] jencis0: yes, sad people love roller-coaster tycoon 2
  461. [06:06:16] hunniepun: guess i better leave MiniK
  462. [06:06:17] bananaburger: yeah
  463. [06:06:17] stay_hydrated_bot: ACTION @stereotonetim You've been live for just over 1 hour. By this point in your broadcast you should have consumed at least 4oz (120mL) of water to maintain optimum hydration.
  464. [06:06:27] rintezuka1: oh
  465. [06:06:31] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's a really nice bot
  466. [06:06:31] bananaburger: TAKE A SHOT OF WATER
  467. [06:06:35] rintezuka1: tim drink some water
  468. [06:06:36] memnarch6: thx bot
  469. [06:06:41] qt_pa2t_onduty: every streamer should have that
  470. [06:06:42] punnypearl: nice bot
  471. [06:06:42] bananaburger: 2 actually
  472. [06:06:47] lambo: Nice bot
  473. [06:07:04] punnypearl: does the bot assume you are talking?
  474. [06:07:05] bananaburger: 3 if you actually use US measurements
  475. [06:07:07] qt_pa2t_onduty: maybe one to tell them to stand up for 5 minutes or something too
  476. [06:07:16] hunniepun: wot is that bot??? timMinus
  477. [06:07:30] notnotkoro: Oh hey, Stay_Hydrated_Bot is here too
  478. [06:07:36] notnotkoro: I've seen it in another stream
  479. [06:07:38] bananaburger: i know a guy that gets up every like 30 minutes and planks on the floor for a bit
  480. [06:07:44] bananaburger: because he has back problems
  481. [06:07:48] qt_pa2t_onduty: that's smart
  482. [06:07:50] hunniepun: aww
  483. [06:07:54] notnotkoro: Good that he's taking care of himself
  484. [06:11:12] jencis0: life
  485. [06:11:18] jencis0: bro
  486. [06:11:44] ludwich7: Roofiecolada
  487. [06:11:49] qt_pa2t_onduty: did they add new tracks to the vita release?
  488. [06:11:55] qt_pa2t_onduty: this song isn't vamiliar
  489. [06:11:58] qt_pa2t_onduty: familiar*
  490. [06:12:20] qt_pa2t_onduty: feels kind of out of place too
  491. [06:13:22] monotonetim: you feel out of place
  492. [06:13:33] jencis0: 😔
  493. [06:13:57] qt_pa2t_onduty: it's true cirPls
  494. [06:15:10] ohnoesfroz: do what i do and never leave home
  495. [06:15:58] banettes: tim are u bullying again 😡
  496. [06:16:08] lokiry: how do you get to costco if you don't leave your house?
  497. [06:16:12] deathsheeps: suh fam
  498. [06:16:13] ludwich7: Is this the absenttone tim account?
  499. [06:16:19] ohnoesfroz: costco is my house
  500. [06:16:28] lokiry: oh okay
  501. [06:16:30] diggleshut: excuse
  502. [06:16:33] diggleshut: how to make costco house
  503. [06:16:36] diggleshut: asking 4 friend
  504. [06:16:36] lokiry: so just don't leave costco
  505. [06:16:42] jencis0: no, it's this asbestos-tone time account
  506. [06:16:48] jencis0: the
  507. [06:16:56] contradistinct: oh
  508. [06:17:14] contradistinct: yeah I want costco house
  509. [06:17:22] jencis0: fuck my phone
  510. [06:17:38] ludwich7: Mesoltheliomatone
  511. [06:17:48] contradistinct: I'm like 1 mile away from costco
  512. [06:17:48] ludwich7: Deadly
  513. [06:17:53] contradistinct: and it's still too far
  514. [06:18:19] diggleshut: oh
  515. [06:18:22] diggleshut: I thought costco sold houses
  516. [06:18:25] diggleshut: got me excited
  517. [06:18:30] ludwich7: How was tims weekend?
  518. [06:18:37] diggleshut: I just found a really relaly bad song
  519. [06:18:53] diggleshut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBaW6untTs
  520. [06:19:03] contradistinct: idk if I wanna click
  521. [06:19:07] ludwich7: Did anyone else avoid watching the NFL this weekend?
  522. [06:19:09] diggleshut: it's like
  523. [06:19:16] diggleshut: maximum dubstep with bad lyrics
  524. [06:19:21] ohnoesfroz: clicking diggle's links is always risky
  525. [06:19:32] contradistinct: idk
  526. [06:19:36] jencis0: yeah
  527. [06:19:36] contradistinct: don't think it's that terrible
  528. [06:19:39] diggleshut: D:
  529. [06:19:44] jencis0: wait no, I watched it
  530. [06:19:44] diggleshut: I mean I added it in my spotify
  531. [06:19:49] contradistinct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV4pF-cczFQ this one is pretty bad
  532. [06:19:50] skygtr350: Bartender doodChamp
  533. [06:19:50] diggleshut: but it's all ove rthe place
  534. [06:19:50] qt_pa2t_onduty: does it count if I never watch it?
  535. [06:19:52] ludwich7: Oh
  536. [06:19:55] ausk: what game is this?
  537. [06:20:01] boredcyborg: va11 hall-a
  538. [06:20:04] diggleshut: o my
  539. [06:20:13] diggleshut: this is
  540. [06:20:16] diggleshut: like adult rebecca black
  541. [06:20:21] contradistinct: she was in A*teens
  542. [06:20:28] diggleshut: wow
  543. [06:20:30] lowqualitywallet: no u
  544. [06:20:35] diggleshut: rude
  545. [06:21:03] ludwich7: Thats where it counts most QT
  546. [06:21:07] contradistinct: A*teens were great though
  547. [06:21:19] diggleshut: I dont think I remember anything about them besides that name
  548. [06:21:35] contradistinct: they did abba songs and then did that elvis cover for lilo and stitch
  549. [06:22:12] diggleshut: oooo
  550. [06:23:03] jencis0: football is ok sometimes
  551. [06:23:04] ludwich7: Heroin would probably be cheaper than cable anyway
  552. [06:23:55] qt_pa2t_onduty: maybe, but it's probably about as hard to get out of
  553. [06:24:07] ludwich7: Football is a sport where you get penalised for using your hands.
  554. [06:24:32] contradistinct: what happened to music like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96o9AvJO0M
  555. [06:24:35] qt_pa2t_onduty: yes I believe Ludwich was refering to handegg
  556. [06:24:37] ludwich7: NFL would be way more interesting without the padding.
  557. [06:24:56] diggleshut: oh boy
  558. [06:24:56] raynor_ex: then people would actually be dying, and it wouldn't be sustainable
  559. [06:24:58] diggleshut: I definitely remember that song
  560. [06:25:01] jencis0: nah, everyone is too big. they'd all die
  561. [06:25:02] lowqualitywallet: why is twitch giving me good boy twitch achievements
  562. [06:25:08] lowqualitywallet: who was the jew responsible for adding this
  563. [06:25:11] lowqualitywallet: i have so many questions
  564. [06:25:15] contradistinct: guilty
  565. [06:25:17] diggleshut: wew, lad
  566. [06:25:19] ohnoesfroz: you're a good boy
  567. [06:25:26] lowqualitywallet: ;~;
  568. [06:25:40] ludwich7: Rugby players dont die... Frequently. Plus then 50yo players might let youth play too
  569. [06:25:42] qt_pa2t_onduty: or the sport would be less violent and less peopel will die
  570. [06:25:51] jencis0: football players are bigger
  571. [06:26:01] contradistinct: let me love you down
  572. [06:26:20] diggleshut: I wonder why I know that song
  573. [06:26:21] diggleshut: maybe mtv
  574. [06:26:24] lowqualitywallet: owo
  575. [06:26:31] qt_pa2t_onduty: Alma is pretty great
  576. [06:26:46] contradistinct: I liked her time after time cover
  577. [06:26:57] diggleshut: also a good song
  578. [06:27:36] monotonetim: Yeah
  579. [06:27:42] monotonetim: I really like this actually
  580. [06:27:50] qt_pa2t_onduty: the and ahoge absolutely must be a reference to ramza from FFT
  581. [06:27:53] monotonetim: half the time I play anything is for the story anymore so this has been pretty fun
  582. [06:27:54] qt_pa2t_onduty: and the*
  583. [06:28:01] monotonetim: dig the music and characters a lot.
  584. [06:28:04] qt_pa2t_onduty: yep
  585. [06:28:13] qt_pa2t_onduty: this was my goty for 2016 no doubt
  586. [06:28:36] skygtr350: it's a great little game
  587. [06:29:01] jencis0: you should only have 1 waifu
  588. [06:29:07] jencis0: u monster
  589. [06:29:22] qt_pa2t_onduty: lots of waifus to choose from?
  590. [06:29:36] qt_pa2t_onduty: of course the best is Sei
  591. [06:29:49] qt_pa2t_onduty: so there's not much point to there being any character naroDerp
  592. [06:29:57] qt_pa2t_onduty: any other*
  593. [06:30:04] qt_pa2t_onduty: god I'm shitty at typing right now
  594. [06:30:20] ludwich7: Cream drink time
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