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  1. Calm New Year's manners 1-1N
  2.  
  3. [Jukai]
  4.  
  5. Gin: Ooh, there they are! A whole bunch this year as usual.
  6.  
  7. Son: There really are a lot of Vertexes at the end of the year.
  8.  
  9. Suz: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with that horde!? Aren't our dear Vertexes working way too hard?
  10.  
  11. Suz: Okay, I'm calling it here! The rest is up to you, strong people!
  12.  
  13. Meb: Suzume, don't try to run away! I promise I'll protect you as well, so work harder!
  14.  
  15. Suz: Waaah! Got it!
  16.  
  17. Wak: Now then, let's go. We'll clean them up and safely welcome the new year!
  18.  
  19. Yuu/Tak: Yeah!
  20.  
  21. Tou: National defence... accomplished.
  22.  
  23. Kar: Phew, we're done, we're done. And the Forestization is coming undone.
  24.  
  25. [Sanshuu Middle - rooftop]
  26.  
  27. Yuu: Ah, we're back!
  28.  
  29. Fuu: Vertexes in this world sure come in big numbers at the end of the year. Talk about "toshi no se".
  30.  
  31. Tam: "Toshi no se"? What's that?
  32.  
  33. Sek: It means the end of the year. "Se" means a rapid, the fastest-flowing part of the river that's hard to cross.
  34.  
  35. Sek: They say it's called that because in the Edo period, the end of the year was the time to pay off your debts, so it was a difficult season to get through.
  36.  
  37. Tam: I-I see...? I don't get it...
  38.  
  39. Anz: Tamacchi-senpai, I'm sure you'll understand when you're bigger.
  40.  
  41. Tam: T-Tama's big enough already! She's your senior, you know!?
  42.  
  43. Fuu: Sekka, you sure know a lot. O-Obviously, I knew that as well!
  44.  
  45. Its: I wonder about that...
  46.  
  47. Fuu: These days, my little sister's cold stare has looped around into actually feeling quite comfortable.
  48.  
  49. Yum: Well, what matters is that our duties for this year are done. All that is left is to spend the end of the year elegantly.
  50.  
  51. Suz: With some mandarins under a kotatsu.
  52.  
  53. Anz/Tam: Agreed!
  54.  
  55. Chi: I'll be playing games... I built up a pretty big backlog.
  56.  
  57. Tak: I'll play with you!
  58.  
  59. Uta: (This year, I'll recruit more people for the year-end soba faction for sure! And my logical weaponry is perfect! Come at me, Wakaba!)
  60.  
  61. Wak: Hm? What's wrong, Utano? Why are you staring so hard?
  62.  
  63. Uta: ...Huh?
  64.  
  65. Mit: (Phew... Thank goodness. Doesn't look like they're going to do it this year.)
  66.  
  67. ===
  68.  
  69. Calm New Year's manners 1-2N
  70.  
  71. [Hero Club room]
  72.  
  73. Yuu: Back at the clubroom!
  74.  
  75. Uta: Okay, Wakaba! Year-end soba-!
  76.  
  77. Mit: By the way, how are all of you planning to spend this New Year's Eve?
  78.  
  79. Gin: New Year's Eve... Watching TV, I guess? I like watching the 24-hour variety shows, but my family prefers music shows.
  80.  
  81. Tak: If you're watching something on New Year's Eve, it has to be martial arts!
  82.  
  83. Chi: I'm going to finish the year with games...
  84.  
  85. Nat: Swim in the sea.
  86.  
  87. Its: You're going to freeze!
  88.  
  89. Yum: An elegant and Miroku way to finish the year would be a classical music concert.
  90.  
  91. Suz: Miroku-san, do you even know what classical music is?
  92.  
  93. Yum: Naturally. It involves mozarella and choux a la creme, right?
  94.  
  95. Meb: Does she mean Mozart and Schubert...?
  96.  
  97. Shi: Kusunoki... Amazing. How did you get that?
  98.  
  99. Meb: Well, it's how Miroku-san would think.
  100.  
  101. Yum: I have this feeling I am being ridiculed right now!
  102.  
  103. Sum: What, songs from the Occidental lands!? The true classical music in our country is gagaku! [1]
  104.  
  105. Sum: And it should be said that seeing off the year at a shrine is the most appropriate for a citizen of our country.
  106.  
  107. Tam: Oh yeah, they have bonfires at shrines on New Year's Eve, right? Wonder if they roast potatoes there too?
  108.  
  109. Aya: That's called otakiage, and they're done to purify old talismans and charms by burning them.
  110.  
  111. Sum: Greeting the New Year next to a ritual bonfire... That's the very meaning of tasteful.
  112.  
  113. Son: I see... Spending New Year's Eve at a shrine might be romantic!
  114.  
  115. SON: Memo, memo...
  116.  
  117. Fuu: This information is going to be used for something rotten eventually...
  118.  
  119. ===
  120. Notes:
  121. 1 - Gagaku - classical Japanese court music.
  122.  
  123. ===
  124.  
  125. Calm New Year's manners 1-3N
  126.  
  127. [Hero Club room]
  128.  
  129. Yuu: Happy!
  130.  
  131. Tak: New Year!
  132.  
  133. Tou: Happy New Year and the best of wishes.
  134.  
  135. Sek: Man, it's cold. My breathing is turning white even here inside.
  136.  
  137. Nat: ...Brr.
  138.  
  139. Sek: Ah, Natsume-san's movements are getting sluggish. She's weak to the cold, after all.
  140.  
  141. Son: Mmrgh...
  142.  
  143. Yuu: What's wrong, Sonoko-chan? You look a little angry.
  144.  
  145. Son: Why are you all wearing normal clothes? Why aren't you wearing kimonos?
  146.  
  147. Fuu: Well, it's not like we agreed to come in kimonos in advance or anything.
  148.  
  149. Tam: Denied! Denied! No kimonos! I did it before, but they're still too inconvenient to move in!
  150.  
  151. Gin: Well, it's not that I dislike them, but if I had to pick a side, I'd lean towards Tamako-san's.
  152.  
  153. Chi: I can't put a kimono on by myself...
  154.  
  155. Tak: I'll help you!
  156.  
  157. Chi: Then I'll do it.
  158.  
  159. Kar: Easy...
  160.  
  161. SON: Mmrgh... There's a surprising amount of people against it.
  162.  
  163. Son: However, we won't give up! Even if we can't make everyone wear them, then at least Sekka-senpai and Natsume-senpai!
  164.  
  165. Sek: Eh, why me!?
  166.  
  167. Nat: It's cold... I can't move...
  168.  
  169. Son: Sekka-senpai and Natsume-senpai, you didn't wear kimonos last year or the one before it either, right?
  170.  
  171. SON: Yeah yeah, so let's go prepare kimonos for you right away!
  172.  
  173. Sek: What, now!?
  174.  
  175. Son: If we ask at the store I'm a regular at, they'll prepare it immediately!
  176.  
  177. Nat: Can't... move...
  178.  
  179. Fuu: Natsume, here's a heat pack! Stick it on your back.
  180.  
  181. Nat: It's warm!
  182.  
  183. Nat: Fuu... I'll treasure it forever!
  184.  
  185. Fuu: No, why treasure a disposable heat pad...
  186.  
  187. Fuu: And there they go...
  188.  
  189. Hin: I don't think there's anything to worry about, it's not as if she'll take it and eat it.
  190.  
  191. Hin: Well then, let's go for our first shrine visit of the year.
  192.  
  193. [Field]
  194.  
  195. Uta: Meanwhile, the two of us! We were in the middle of our New Year work!
  196.  
  197. Mit: Utanon, who are you talking to?
  198.  
  199. Uta: Nevermind that. It's nice to do farmwork right on New Year's Day. The winter lettuce look so fresh and juicy.
  200.  
  201. Mit: Utanon, you really love your fields.
  202.  
  203. ===
  204.  
  205. Calm New Year's manners 1-4N
  206.  
  207. [Shrine]
  208.  
  209. Wak: Wait! Tamako! Don't go any further!
  210.  
  211. Tam: W-What!? Is there a sniper aiming for Tama!?
  212.  
  213. Wak: No. You shouldn't pass through the middle of the shrine's torii gate. The path through the middle of the gate and the road is reserved for the gods.
  214.  
  215. Tam: What, that was it? Who cares, don't sweat the small stuff.
  216.  
  217. Tou: Tamako-san, you mustn't. You have to mind your manners when interacting with the gods.
  218.  
  219. Sum: That's right. That's the way we Japanese... no, we humans should act.
  220.  
  221. Its: Tamako-san, I think it's important to mind your manners at a shrine.
  222.  
  223. Yuu: Yeah. I just takes a little attention, so I think you should try to follow the rules as much as possible, Tama-chan.
  224.  
  225. Tam: When it came from Wakaba, Tougou and Sumi I expected it, but getting told off by Itsuki and Yuuki as well...
  226.  
  227. Tak: I don't really know proper shrine manners either...
  228.  
  229. Tak: I played at a shrine a lot when I was little, so I was probably pretty rude to the gods.
  230.  
  231. Chi: It's fine. Takashima-san, it's not your fault. If some god got angry at your because of just that, I'd *bleep* them up.
  232.  
  233. Fuu: Stop! Don't say stuff like that at a shrine!
  234.  
  235. Hin: Hmm. Looks like people from the Divine Era all know proper Shinto manners to a degree.
  236.  
  237. Hin: I suppose that must be the difference in culture born from 300 years of separation between the eras.
  238.  
  239. Aya: When you enter a shrine, first you should rinse your hands and mouth with the water from the basin.
  240.  
  241. Aya: Rinsing your hands removes the impurities on the outside of the body. Rinsing your mouth removes them on the inside. The gods hate impurities.
  242.  
  243. Tam: The gods are a bunch of clean freaks, huh. How are they going to camp like that?
  244.  
  245. Anz: Tamacchi-senpai... Gods don't camp in the first place...
  246.  
  247. Aya: Also, when you're visiting a shrine, the amount of bows and claps matters too.
  248.  
  249. Tak: Huh... I'm learning!
  250.  
  251. Anz: Aya-chan, you're amazing! You're so little but know so much!
  252.  
  253. Aya: Ehehe... Thank you very much.
  254.  
  255. Meb: ...
  256.  
  257. Suz: What's wrong, Mebu? You're staring at Ayaya.
  258.  
  259. Shi: Kokudo's surrounded by others... Maybe she's feeling lonely?
  260.  
  261. Meb: What are you talking about? I think Aya-chan getting along with the others is a good thing.
  262.  
  263. Fuu: Alright, since we're here, let's get purified as well!
  264.  
  265. Fuu: O-Oh... If you want to get purified, you need to pay up a pretty hefty sum as the first offering to the gods, don't you...
  266.  
  267. Hin: It's fine, Fuu-san. You have us Mikos here, so we'll do the purification ceremony for you.
  268.  
  269. [Field]
  270.  
  271. Uta: Heh.
  272.  
  273. Mit: Utanon, did something happen? You're all smiles.
  274.  
  275. Uta: Mii-chan, back then you didn't help me with my field work, but now you do. It makes me kind of happy.
  276.  
  277. Mit: I hesitated to help out because I don't like bugs, but I want to always be with you... So I'm helping.
  278.  
  279. Uta: Mii-chan!
  280.  
  281. Mit: Utanon!
  282.  
  283. ===
  284.  
  285. Calm New Year's manners 1-5N
  286.  
  287. [Shrine]
  288.  
  289. Fuu: *sob* Itsuki! Itsuki! I'm sorry I'm such an unworthy older sister!
  290.  
  291. Its: Onee-chan! Onee-chan! I'll wake up early and help you make breakfast!
  292.  
  293. Kar: Who let them drink amazake!?
  294.  
  295. Meb: Karin!
  296.  
  297. Kar: W-What!?
  298.  
  299. Meb: I... I didn't lose to you, got it!? I would've won if it was building plastic models...
  300.  
  301. Meb: If the Hero test was a carpentry competition... I would've become a carpenter Hero! A carpenter Hero...
  302.  
  303. Kar: No, I have no idea what you're talking about... And wait, are you drinking too!?
  304.  
  305. Meb: That's right... I'm drinking... Amazake from 100% rice starter!
  306.  
  307. Suz: Mebu, get it together! Who's gonna protect me if the Vertexes attack now!?
  308.  
  309. Meb: I'm not Mebu...
  310.  
  311. Meb: I'm the boss!
  312.  
  313. Suz: B-Boss?
  314.  
  315. Meb: That's right! Suzume, sit down over there!
  316.  
  317. Suz: Y-Yes!
  318.  
  319. Meb: Suzume, you know. You think too little of yourself... You'll survive until the very end... I'm certain.
  320.  
  321. Meb: Maybe, even if mankind dies out, sparrowkind will live on...
  322.  
  323. Suz: What's sparrowkind!? And what's with that "will live on even if mankind dies out", am I a cockroach!?
  324.  
  325. Meb: I'm telling you, stop saying you'll die all the time! Orders from your boss!
  326.  
  327. Suz: G-Got it...
  328.  
  329. Aya: Miss boss, the reason Suzume-senpai keeps saying "I'll die" is because she wants to live.
  330.  
  331. Aya: So what Suzume-senpai really says all the time is "I want to live".
  332.  
  333. Suz: Yeah, that's it!
  334.  
  335. Meb: Aya-chan... You're a good girl, Aya-chan! Nicely spotted! There, there!
  336.  
  337. Aya: Wah, I'm getting headpatted...
  338.  
  339. Meb: Aya-chan, you have to always stay by my side!
  340.  
  341. Aya: Yes, of course.
  342.  
  343. Kar: Ah... I have to get away from here before I get dragged into this...
  344.  
  345. Yum: I shall do the same...
  346.  
  347. [Field]
  348.  
  349. Uta: Mii-chan, give me your hand. There.
  350.  
  351. Mit: Utanon, is that a... ring?
  352.  
  353. Uta: Yeah. Because I want to always be with you, Mii-chan.
  354.  
  355. Uta: I made this ring from a garlic chive... And garlic chives are the soul food of Nagano...
  356.  
  357. Mit: Utanon!
  358.  
  359. Uta: Mii-chan!
  360.  
  361. ===
  362.  
  363. Calm New Year's manners 1-6N
  364.  
  365. [Shrine]
  366.  
  367. Fuu: Huh? There's a really expensive-looking car outside the shrine gates.
  368.  
  369. Its: Huh? I feel like I've seen that car before.
  370.  
  371. Kar: So you two are back to normal, then...
  372.  
  373. Fuu: What do you mean?
  374.  
  375. Kar: How convenient, you lost your memories...
  376.  
  377. SON: Hey hey! The stars always come late!
  378.  
  379. Son: And the stars today are these two!
  380.  
  381. Nat: They made me put it on...
  382.  
  383. Sek: Me too. But what can you do when they ask you like that?
  384.  
  385. Tak: Wah, you two look great in these!
  386.  
  387. Sum: They really draw out Natsume-san's coolness and Sekka-san's elegance.
  388.  
  389. Sek: Feels nice to get complimented like that. Though I like dressing others up more than I like dressing up myself.
  390.  
  391. Sek: But I guess this isn't bad once in a while.
  392.  
  393. Nat: It feels kind of warm in this kimono...
  394.  
  395. SON: It's specially-made cold-resistant kimono!
  396.  
  397. Nat: ...Then I'm going to wear it through the day.
  398.  
  399. Fuu: Natsume, it looks good on you.
  400.  
  401. Nat: Thanks, Fuu. But I only managed to endure the cold while changing thanks to your heat pack.
  402.  
  403. Nat: Thank you, Fuu. Thank you, heat pack.
  404.  
  405. Fuu: No, you don't have to thank the heat pack...
  406.  
  407. Fuu: Well, anyway, back to our shrine visit! Let's draw our fortunes!
  408.  
  409. Everyone: Yeah!
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