Anon wishes he could go to places faster

>Be Anon
>Wish that you could go to places faster.
"Man I wish I could go to places faster."
>Yes you said that out loud.
>You look to your left and see a plane pony moving towards you.
>It's Blitz, she's kind of hot headed and acts all tough around everyone. Especially towards you.
>"Get on my back."
"What?"
>I-I said get on stupid."
"Why? I don't know why you'd offer something like this to me, or anyone else."
>"Look just get on. Just so you know, I'm not doing this because I like you or anything, i-idiot!"
"Fine."
>Holy hell her face is blushing like fresh red strawberries in spring.
>You hop on her back while straddling your legs around her sides.
>"Well, where were you going?"
"You know, now that I think about it I think I forgot.
>"Wow, I thought you were dumb but I can't believe you're stupid enough to lose track of your thoughts!"
>What the fuck is her problem?
>She starts flying off regardless, you didn't even say anything to her.
"Where are you taking me?"
>"A place where people like you deserve to belong..."
>"M-my place."

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