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  1. <SexiestCookie> Ayway, pick something new
  2.  
  3. <gamax92> no ill pick
  4. <gamax92> since i won
  5.  
  6. <SexiestCookie> alrighty
  7.  
  8. <boredinschool> yeah
  9.  
  10. <gamax92> okay got it.
  11.  
  12. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, you first
  13.  
  14. <boredinschool> Is it "it?"
  15. <boredinschool> XD
  16. <boredinschool> joking
  17.  
  18. <SexiestCookie> lul
  19.  
  20. <gamax92> You win!
  21. <gamax92> just kidding
  22.  
  23. <SexiestCookie> first is the werst. I go second
  24.  
  25. <gamax92> (1/20)
  26.  
  27. <TheBombMaker> I used to lay ON a pillow with it placed against my stomach pretending I was pregnant, and then masturbate... when I was 12
  28.  
  29. <boredinschool> person, place or thing
  30.  
  31. <gamax92> its SexiestCookie's turn
  32.  
  33. <SexiestCookie> lololololol
  34.  
  35. <boredinschool> it was a joke
  36. <boredinschool> person, place or thing
  37.  
  38. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, is real? as in existent and known to man and shit
  39.  
  40. <gamax92> Yes its a real object.
  41.  
  42. <SexiestCookie> (2/20)
  43.  
  44. <boredinschool> is it a natural construct or human-made
  45.  
  46. <gamax92> btw, I'll give out 3 hints when you want, don't use them all up at once
  47. <gamax92> Man made object.
  48.  
  49. <boredinschool> maybe its a baby..... humans do make them(NOT A GUESS)
  50.  
  51. <SexiestCookie> Is it living or ananimate (am i spelling that right? 0_0)
  52. <SexiestCookie> (4/20)
  53.  
  54. <gamax92> no you are not
  55. <gamax92> its not living
  56.  
  57. <boredinschool> inanimate.... interesting
  58.  
  59. <SexiestCookie> Real, man-made, not living
  60.  
  61. <gamax92> correct
  62.  
  63. <boredinschool> umm, is it mobile
  64.  
  65. <gamax92> it can be moved, but it cannot move itself.
  66.  
  67. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, possible a pencil (nnot a guess)
  68.  
  69. <boredinschool> wait
  70. <boredinschool> define mobile... like is it practical to move
  71. <boredinschool> thats what i meant
  72.  
  73. <SexiestCookie> lul
  74.  
  75. <gamax92> okay then first hint, "It is small and light."
  76.  
  77. <boredinschool> k
  78.  
  79. <SexiestCookie> yay
  80.  
  81. <gamax92> so yes, practical to move
  82.  
  83. <boredinschool> so no skyscrapers trololol
  84.  
  85. <SexiestCookie> what question are we on?
  86. <SexiestCookie> 6?
  87.  
  88. <boredinschool> yes
  89.  
  90. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, still possibly a pencil (still not a guess)
  91. <SexiestCookie> Real, man-made, not living, move (not by itself), small and light
  92.  
  93. <gamax92> 6 yeah
  94.  
  95. <boredinschool> try heroin
  96. <boredinschool> it sells for more
  97.  
  98. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, can people make it without machines and shit? (efficiently)
  99.  
  100. <gamax92> No
  101.  
  102. <SexiestCookie> (6/20)
  103.  
  104. <gamax92> 7/20 actually
  105.  
  106. <SexiestCookie> oh
  107.  
  108. <boredinschool> NONONO
  109. <boredinschool> im asking #7 now
  110.  
  111. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, #8
  112.  
  113. <boredinschool> whatever
  114.  
  115. <SexiestCookie> just ask
  116.  
  117. <boredinschool> are humans meant to be inside of it
  118.  
  119. <SexiestCookie> LOL
  120. <SexiestCookie> "human inside a pencil, new activity of the year!"
  121.  
  122. <gamax92> No, they can't take the pressure (literally)
  123. <gamax92> and thats not a hint.
  124.  
  125. <SexiestCookie> that blows my (dick) theory
  126.  
  127. <boredinschool> yay blowjob
  128.  
  129. <SexiestCookie> Real, man-made, not living, move (not by itself), small and light, needs machines to to be made, can't be pressurized,
  130. <SexiestCookie> dafuq
  131.  
  132. <gamax92> SexiestCookie: not correct
  133.  
  134. <SexiestCookie> wtf
  135.  
  136. <gamax92> it is pressurized
  137.  
  138. <SexiestCookie> i did't ask aything
  139. <SexiestCookie> alrighty
  140.  
  141. <gamax92> Real, man-made, not living, move (not by itself), small and light, needs machines to to be made, pressurized, humans cannot be inside of.
  142.  
  143. <boredinschool> IDEA
  144. <boredinschool> sexiest private chat
  145.  
  146. <SexiestCookie> aight
  147.  
  148. <gamax92> 12 more.
  149. <gamax92> and 2 hints
  150.  
  151. <SexiestCookie> gamax92
  152.  
  153. <gamax92> Yes
  154.  
  155. <SexiestCookie> We have our next question
  156.  
  157. <gamax92> alright, shoot
  158.  
  159. <boredinschool> is it a simple or complex machine(i.e. does it need electricity or many moving parts)
  160.  
  161. <SexiestCookie> ^
  162.  
  163. <gamax92> It does not need electricity. 11 More. And it does not have many parts, quite simple. 10 more.
  164.  
  165. <boredinschool> WTF
  166. <boredinschool> those werent 2 separate questions. the parentheses were just an elaboration on simple and complex
  167.  
  168. <SexiestCookie> boredinschool, he said 12 left a sec ago, and now he says 11 left
  169. <SexiestCookie> he only deducted 1 guess
  170. <SexiestCookie> just go with it
  171.  
  172. <gamax92> SexiestCookie: uhh, no? i sad 10 afterwards.
  173. <gamax92> But I'll be nice and give you 11
  174.  
  175. <SexiestCookie> oh
  176. <SexiestCookie> fuck you
  177. <SexiestCookie> nvm
  178. <SexiestCookie> i love you
  179.  
  180. <gamax92> l)
  181.  
  182. <SexiestCookie> 11
  183.  
  184. <gamax92> so, next question.
  185. <gamax92> Real, man-made, not living, move (not by itself), small and light, needs machines to to be made, pressurized, humans cannot be inside of, doesn't need electricity, simple
  186.  
  187. <boredinschool> wait, Sexiest
  188.  
  189. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, when you say simple machine, do you mean llike the ones in school (inclined plane, pully, lever, screw, that kind of shit? or just something that isn't complex. (NOT A QUESTION)
  190.  
  191. <boredinschool> Sexiest: we arent winning because we dont have out monocles of smarticleness
  192.  
  193. <SexiestCookie> ohh, you're right
  194.  
  195. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, answer >.>
  196.  
  197. <boredinschool> get the monocles, ill get the cigars and tophats
  198.  
  199. <gamax92> hold on
  200.  
  201. * SexiestCookie gets the monocles
  202. * SexiestCookie equips monocle
  203.  
  204. * boredinschool gets the tophats and 2 cuban cigars
  205.  
  206. * SexiestCookie grabs cigar
  207. * SexiestCookie applies tophat
  208.  
  209. * boredinschool offers him a lighter
  210.  
  211. * SexiestCookie burns gamax92 to a crisp
  212.  
  213. <boredinschool> we win
  214.  
  215. * SexiestCookie lights cigar*
  216.  
  217. * boredinschool dies the same
  218. * boredinschool does the same*
  219.  
  220. <SexiestCookie> lul
  221.  
  222. <gamax92> having a hard time responding to that
  223.  
  224. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, whai?
  225.  
  226. <gamax92> i'm thinking of how to respond, but keep going.
  227.  
  228. * boredinschool takes a baseball bat to gamax
  229.  
  230. <gamax92> wait ... what the
  231. <gamax92> i just noticed something
  232.  
  233. * SexiestCookie takes a gulf club to gamax92
  234.  
  235. <gamax92> fine fuck you, questions are over.
  236.  
  237. <boredinschool> we win
  238.  
  239. <gamax92> it was a can of compressed air.
  240. <gamax92> no you both lose
  241. <gamax92> your loosers(I'm editing this because it is bothering me.... "you're*")
  242.  
  243. <SexiestCookie> wtf
  244.  
  245. <gamax92> failures
  246. <gamax92> idiots
  247.  
  248. <SexiestCookie> compressed air
  249. <SexiestCookie> wtf
  250. <SexiestCookie> THE FUCK IS THAT
  251.  
  252. <gamax92> go fuck yourself
  253.  
  254. <boredinschool> says the one being threatened by blunt heavy objects
  255.  
  256. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, what did we do? :(
  257.  
  258. <gamax92> SexiestCookie: Guess ...
  259.  
  260. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, pencil
  261. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, we were getting fancy and you just ragequit
  262.  
  263. *TheBombMaker robs SexiestCookie's manoor
  264.  
  265. <SexiestCookie> manoor?
  266. <SexiestCookie> i don't like cow shit
  267. <SexiestCookie> stfu
  268. <SexiestCookie> and said that i lite my cigar after i burnt you. I corrected myself. I didnt mean it.
  269.  
  270. <boredinschool> gama
  271. <boredinschool> gamax why dont you just FIGHT BACK
  272.  
  273. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, can't we joke around while waiting on an answer D:
  274. <SexiestCookie> Its not like I MEANT to burn you...
  275.  
  276. <gamax92> You know I don't believe you.
  277.  
  278. <SexiestCookie> stfu TheBombMaker :3
  279.  
  280. <boredinschool> yeah we tripped and our cigars hit your shirt
  281.  
  282. <SexiestCookie> ^
  283.  
  284. <gamax92> "Insult person, correct to mask it up."
  285.  
  286. <SexiestCookie> gamax92, IT ISNT MY FAULT IM ONLY 7
  287.  
  288. * boredinschool puts my monocle of violence on
  289. <boredinschool> facking grammar fail
  290.  
  291. * SexiestCookie puts monocle of sorriness on
  292. * SexiestCookie apologized deeply to gamax92
  293.  
  294. * TheBombMaker apologized shallowly to Gamax92
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