Day-of-show Random Incident Generator

$name : Day-of-show Random Incident Generator
$author : Lexicon
$description : Randomly generates an incident for a wrestler

$editnumber
[1-50]

$noshow
has failed to show up

$noshowevent
due to travel issues.
due to a missed alarm.
due to drug related issues.
due to unwillingness to attend your event.

$talentalt
got into a heated argument with
got into a physical altercation with

$talentaltresult
The two refuse to work with each other for this show.

$fanalt
got into a verbal altercation with a fan. -1 to wrestler and Promotion Popularity.
got into a physical altercation with a fan. -5 to wrestler and Promotion Popularity.

$injury
injured their hand when it was slammed in a car door. They will be unavailable for tonight's show.
injured their ankle when they rolled it walking. They will be unavailable for tonight's show.
has the flu and will be unavailable for tonight's show.
has food poisoning and will be unavailable for tonight's show.

$speech
made a speech that rallied the locker room to perform better. +1 to everyone's Popularity for this event.
made a corny speech that made the locker room roll their eyes. -1 to everyone's Popularity for this event.

$arestevent
for driving under the influence
for being drunk in public
for being found with drugs
for an altercation with a fan
for an altercation with a police officer

$arestsuspension
They will be unavailable for 1 week and
They will be unavailable for 2 weeks and
They will be unavailable for 3 weeks and
They will be unavailable for 4 weeks and

$arestresult
-1 to wrestler's Popularity.
-2 to wrestler's Popularity.
-3 to wrestler's Popularity.
-1 to Promotion Popularity.
-2 to Promotion Popularity.
-3 to Promotion Popularity.
-4 to Promotion Popularity.
-5 to Promotion Popularity.
-6 to Promotion Popularity.
-7 to Promotion Popularity.
-8 to Promotion Popularity.
-9 to Promotion Popularity.
-10 to Promotion Popularity.

$media
did an interview with a local radio station
did an interview with a local TV station
did an interview with a wrestling podcast
did an interview with a wrestling dirtsheet

$mediaevent
and trash-talked the promotion. -5 to Promotion Popularity.
and put the promotion over. +5 to Promotion Popularity

$charity
is meeting a sick child after his match tonight and showing them around the locker room. +5 to Promotion Popularity.

$rib
poured a strong laxative in the drink of
poured extremely spicy hot sauce over the food of
made a prank call, pretending to be the boss and firing
made public the phone number of

$productioneq
the lighting rig isn't going to make it to the show. -5 to all Match Rating Totals (before roll)
the microphones are not working properly. -5 to all Promo rolls.
the ring ropes snapped while wrestler [1-50] was warming up. -10 to all Match Rating Totals (before roll)
a popular Dirtsheet Writer is in attendance. +10% to Overall Show Rating if Show Rating is 70% or higher (before 10% boost). -10% to Overall Show Rating if Show Rating is 69% or lower (before 10% decrease)
your heavy promotion for tonight's event has paid off! +10% to Show Attendance.
your promotion for tonight's even hasn't paid off. -10% to Show Attendance.
there's another big event in town tonight that has lured some of your fans away. -20% to Attendance.
wrestler [1-50] lost their luggage and cannot wrestle tonight. (still available for promos)

$help
+25xp to both wrestlers.
+50xp to both wrestlers.
+75xp to both wrestlers.
+100xp to both wrestlers.

$answer
Wrestler [editnumber] [[noshow] [noshowevent]|[talentalt] with [editnumber]. [talentaltresult]|[fanalt]|[injury]|[speech]|[charity]|[rib] wrestler [editnumber]|informs you that [productioneq]|took wrestler [editnumber] under their wing for the day and helped them prepare for their match. [help]]