February 16, 11:59:09 	Forces from Kimbo Valley (2:35) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 29 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 910 laser dragoons, and 193 tanks.
February 16, 12:04:38 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:04:41 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:04:46 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:04:50 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:04:55 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:05:03 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:05:06 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:05:11 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was PlasticJesus (1:32)
February 16, 12:05:38 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Kimbo Valley (2:35)
February 16, 12:05:44 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Kimbo Valley (2:35)
February 16, 12:05:47 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Kimbo Valley (2:35)
February 16, 12:08:10 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by remote probes.
February 16, 12:11:40 	Forces from Monarchia (1:34) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 80 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,943 laser dragoons, and 491 tanks.
February 16, 12:24:59 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Danj (1:17)
February 16, 12:25:03 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Danj (1:17)
February 16, 12:25:10 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Danj (1:17)
February 16, 12:25:31 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Danj (1:17)
February 16, 12:27:29 	Forces from White Flag (2:28) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 51 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,271 laser dragoons, and 306 tanks.
February 16, 12:28:44 	Forces from Cannon Fodder (1:13) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 49 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,097 laser dragoons, and 275 tanks.
February 16, 12:29:31 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Cannon Fodder (1:13)
February 16, 12:29:33 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Cannon Fodder (1:13)
February 16, 12:29:35 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Cannon Fodder (1:13)
February 16, 12:29:37 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Cannon Fodder (1:13)
February 16, 12:29:39 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Cannon Fodder (1:13)