Strange Events 2 (2019)ENG

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Ready for bed?

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Yeah.

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Alrighty.

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Knock knock.

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Who's there?

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Cutie.

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Cutie who?

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Cutie you, that's who.

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Alright, have a good night,
okay?

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Yeah.

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Knock knock.

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Knock knock.

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Daddy?

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Knock knock.

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Wait,
somebody just left it there?

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That doesn't make any sense.

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Yeah, it was just
there when I opened the door.

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It's so weird.

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So are
you gonna show it to me?

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Yes, but you're not
gonna be seeing it tonight.

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Come on,
babe.

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I wanna see it.

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Just bring it over.

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We can have some fun with it.

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I told you I'll bring it by
tomorrow.

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Oh, you're no
fun.

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It's your loss.

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Anyway, I gotta get some sleep.

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See you tomorrow.

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Okay, bye.

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Joli, watch
whatever you want on TV.

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Just watch it in the room
at the end of the hall

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so the kids won't hear you.

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Back at 10.

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Thanks, Lori.

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Finally.

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I thought they'd never go to
sleep.

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God, I hate clowns.

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God, it looks so real.

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That settles that then.

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Okay.

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Oh, my god.

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I don't care what she said.

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Hey, Jo.

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Lori?

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Hey.

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Um, I hate to bother you.

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It's okay.

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Are the kids...

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Oh, yeah.

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No, they're fine.

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Uh, they're out cold.

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Listen, Lori.

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Um, can I, can I watch
TV in a different room,

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any other room?

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What's going on, Joli?

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Oh, nothing.

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I just, I just can't look

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at that new creepy clown doll
anymore.

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Um, Joli, what new
clown doll?

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Come on, Lori.

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The huge life-sized one in
the den, sitting in the chair,

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the one that's been watching
me watch TV all night.

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Joli, we don't
have a new clown doll,

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at least not one like that.

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We never have.

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Joli?

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Joli?

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What's going on?

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What clown doll?

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Are the kids okay?

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Jo!

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Up, up, up, up.

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Oh, no, pillow fight, huh.

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Pillow fight.

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You'll be late for school.

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No!

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I caught myself a bacon strip.

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No, no.

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Sandwich.

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Bacon.

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Tomato.

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Bread!

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Bread gets squished.

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I love you.

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Can you brush my hair?

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Mm-hmm.

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This cereal.

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Mm-hmm, eat it up.

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It's good for you.

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But then
the toys kind of talked.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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They it flashed, then it went
back in.

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They were magic.

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Good.

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Okay, finish your cereal, hon.

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You're gonna be late.

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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Could you draw me a choo-choo
train?

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Shh, be quiet.

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It's not me.

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It's Claire.

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It's not easy.

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I'm not sure he realizes at all.

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The T-Rex can't eat his
head because it's too hard.

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Yeah, I'm sure it's just a
phase.

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He acts like she's still here.

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Oh, you wanna hear
about the flying dinosaur?

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Well, I don't know what he's
called.

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He flies, but he's dangerous
too.

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Okay, well, I gotta
get going with dinner.

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So I'll talk to you later.

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Oh, no, humans didn't exist
when the dinosaurs were alive.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna fall.

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No, just go, now.

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I'll come and I'll catch you.

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Matisse, what are you doing?

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Matisse, answer me when
I'm talking to you.

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Come on, Matisse, we talked
about this.

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Answer me when I'm talking to
you.

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Matisse?

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Matisse!

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Matisse!

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Baby, what were you thinking?

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I'm sorry, mommy.

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I only wanted to play with
Claire.

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I can't, I can't lose you.

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I'm sorry.

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I love you.

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I love you too, mommy.

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Could you read me a story?

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It's getting late.

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Tomorrow, okay?

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Okay.

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Could you sing me a song?

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No, Claire wants to hear
Rock-a-bye Baby.

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You wanna hear Rock-a-bye
Baby?

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No, Claire wants to.

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It's her favorite.

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No, Matisse, she doesn't.

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Claire is not here anymore.

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Yes, she does!

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Listen, you want to hear the
song.

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Tell mommy you wanna hear the
song.

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She's not here!

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Mommy, you're wrong.

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She is.

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Look.

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What are you talking about?

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She's not there.

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Yes, she is!

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Yes, she is!

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Why can't you believe me?

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She's right there!

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I believe you, baby.

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I believe you.

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Mommy.

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What are you doing up, baby?

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Why aren't you sleeping?

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Claire won't let me.

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Oh, baby.

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Mommy, I wanna be with Claire.

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I wanna be
with Claire too, baby.

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I wanna be with Claire too.

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Good morning, mommy.

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Oh, Claire.

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I missed you.

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I missed you too.

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I missed you so much.

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Oh, Claire.

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Yes.

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We have a tomato.

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I'm the bacon.

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Yes.

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I'm the bread.

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Best sandwich in the world.

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I love you.

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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Push!

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Push!

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I'm pushing!

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He's coming.

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I always hear people
say

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you don't get to choose who
you are when you're born.

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What the.

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But you can choose
who you are when you grow up.

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Honey?

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That's never
been the case for me.

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It's not all bad though,
and there are definitely

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many perks of the job,
like free healthcare.

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And no one seems to
bother me on the street.

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But I guess it's hard
being the angel of death

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when all you wanna do is help
out.

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Like this morning, for instance.

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Where's my walking stick?

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I think the
biggest misconception

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is that I'm out to kill
everyone.

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Really, I'm just trying
to be a good citizen.

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Part of the day job is
writing down their names,

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then there's the wallet.

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She only had an address.

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And that's how it all started.

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What are you doing?

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What are you doing in here?

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So she's dead.

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You don't remember me, do you?

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Fun times.

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This is so cool.

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Do you wanna hang out?

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I don't know why
I stayed with her so long.

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There was just something about
her.

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I had fun.

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And she made me do things
I'd never done before.

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We could talk about anything.

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And even when I
accidentally killed someone,

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she didn't mind.

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She was,

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well, she was perfect.

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She made me forget who I was.

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But then came the party.

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I'm getting clothes out.

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For the party we're going to.

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Well, they're not for me.

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You look fine.

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Do you wanna dance?

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Suit yourself.

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Come on.

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It was in that moment

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I could see I was losing her.

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And fast.

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I knew what I needed to do.

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If I really wanted her,
I had to take a chance.

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And maybe she would hold out her
hand

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and our dance could begin.

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Life

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and death,

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together.

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But it didn't happen that way.

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Mom, English, please.

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We have a guest.

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Fine.

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It's your turn to do grace.

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Mom...

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Listen to your mother.

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Dear Baby Jesus,

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thank you for this good day.

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Thank you for this good food.

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Thank you for mom who made the
food.

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Rory.

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Thank you for
our guest today and...

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Rory!

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Not now.

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Are you okay, baby?

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I'm fine.

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It's okay.

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Anyway, once again,

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thank you for our wonderful
guest today,

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and I pray that we have
a great day all together.

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Stop it!

284
00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:58,522
Get back here!

285
00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:04,661
Ha!

286
00:36:21,377 --> 00:36:23,313
Is that all you've got?

287
00:36:25,915 --> 00:36:26,883
Get rid of her.

288
00:36:45,835 --> 00:36:46,703
Rory!

289
00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:48,471
Stop.

290
00:37:31,647 --> 00:37:32,780
I know, I know.

291
00:37:32,782 --> 00:37:33,884
I'll walk myself out.

292
00:38:01,177 --> 00:38:02,244
Alright.

293
00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:04,878
I'm gonna go see how much
a room is for the night.

294
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,884
What about that one across the
street?

295
00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:10,988
Hmm, I didn't even see that
motel.

296
00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:16,056
How about you go cross the road
and see how much that one is

297
00:38:16,058 --> 00:38:17,925
and we'll see which room's
cheaper?

298
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:18,929
Alright.

299
00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:31,473
Hi.

300
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:35,145
Um, how much for a room?

301
00:38:36,078 --> 00:38:37,547
How many peoples?

302
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:39,817
Just one room.

303
00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:41,886
Any pets?

304
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,085
No.

305
00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:47,489
55.50.

306
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,159
Thanks.

307
00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:01,101
Hey.

308
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,603
This one's 55.50.

309
00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,005
So is that one.

310
00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:04,873
Really?

311
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,174
Well, this one's closer.

312
00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:07,574
You wanna just stay here.

313
00:39:07,576 --> 00:39:08,446
Yeah, sure.

314
00:39:14,717 --> 00:39:15,983
Hey again.

315
00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:17,552
We're gonna take the room.

316
00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:19,954
Uh, this looks exactly like...

317
00:39:19,956 --> 00:39:21,125
How many peoples?

318
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,127
It's just us.

319
00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,226
Any pets?

320
00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:26,096
No.

321
00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,730
95.50, please.

322
00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:30,900
You don't remember me?

323
00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:34,768
You said it was 55.50 for a
room.

324
00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,704
55.50, one person.

325
00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:40,578
Two peoples, 95.50.

326
00:39:42,612 --> 00:39:46,079
You don't understand
here, we just need one room.

327
00:39:46,081 --> 00:39:46,913
We're gonna share a room.

328
00:39:46,915 --> 00:39:49,083
Is that what you don't
understand?

329
00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:50,654
You think we need two rooms?

330
00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:57,025
Two people, one room, 95.50.

331
00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:57,891
You're serious.

332
00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:59,562
Alright, I'll give you 60.

333
00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:03,030
95.50.

334
00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:06,601
It's either 60 or we leave.

335
00:40:06,603 --> 00:40:08,201
You want us to leave?

336
00:40:08,203 --> 00:40:09,272
Is that what you want?

337
00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:12,974
Fine.

338
00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:14,576
You just lost a customer,

339
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,744
probably your only customer of
the night.

340
00:40:16,746 --> 00:40:18,313
How do you feel about that, hmm?

341
00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:20,648
You're feeling pretty
ridiculous now, aren't you?

342
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:21,819
Let's get outta here.

343
00:40:26,156 --> 00:40:28,989
You know, you're not the
only motel on this road.

344
00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:31,159
There's many other motels
that we could stay at.

345
00:40:31,161 --> 00:40:33,061
I just don't want you thinking
that you're the only one,

346
00:40:33,063 --> 00:40:34,228
'cause you're not the only one.

347
00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:35,228
I'm just saying that you're
not...

348
00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:36,096
Come on, Brad.

349
00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:36,965
Come on.

350
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,800
You're not the only one.

351
00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:53,116
Yeah, we're, uh, we're
gonna take the room.

352
00:40:54,384 --> 00:40:55,619
How many peoples?

353
00:40:57,152 --> 00:40:59,119
Uh, it's just us.

354
00:40:59,121 --> 00:41:00,123
Any pets?

355
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:01,958
No.

356
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:04,858
110.50, please.

357
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,860
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

358
00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:06,728
110?

359
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,695
I was just in here and you said
55.50.

360
00:41:08,697 --> 00:41:11,965
Yes, 55.50 for one person.

361
00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:14,871
Two peoples, 110.50, please.

362
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,672
You know, the guy across the
street,

363
00:41:18,674 --> 00:41:20,907
he offered us 95.50 for one
room.

364
00:41:20,909 --> 00:41:22,143
No.

365
00:41:22,145 --> 00:41:23,244
Yeah.

366
00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:24,978
So if you want us to stay,

367
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,850
you're gonna have to
bring your price down.

368
00:41:28,051 --> 00:41:28,916
I sorry.

369
00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:29,787
I can't do it.

370
00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:34,956
Let's, let's just go get
the room in the other motel.

371
00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:36,424
I'm tired.

372
00:41:36,426 --> 00:41:38,125
I just don't wanna deal
with this crap anymore.

373
00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:39,860
That's fine.

374
00:41:39,862 --> 00:41:42,299
You know, buddy, you just
lost yourself a customer.

375
00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:45,900
Get a good look 'cause
you're seeing us walk out

376
00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:49,070
your front door, and that's
money out of your pocket, pal.

377
00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:51,739
Only now, we're not coming back.

378
00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:52,706
How does that feel?

379
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,108
Literally, two of us,

380
00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,780
money out of your pocket,
out the front door.

381
00:42:03,185 --> 00:42:04,284
Fine.

382
00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:05,188
Suit yourself.

383
00:42:13,929 --> 00:42:15,832
Alright, you got us.

384
00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:19,166
We're gonna take the room.

385
00:42:19,168 --> 00:42:20,371
How many peoples?

386
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:22,138
What?

387
00:42:23,005 --> 00:42:23,873
How

388
00:42:24,873 --> 00:42:25,908
many

389
00:42:26,909 --> 00:42:27,777
peoples?

390
00:42:29,145 --> 00:42:30,980
What do you mean how many
peoples?

391
00:42:33,049 --> 00:42:33,917
It's just us.

392
00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,054
Any pets?

393
00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:39,790
No.

394
00:42:41,891 --> 00:42:43,056
110.50.

395
00:42:43,058 --> 00:42:44,358
100?

396
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,259
What happened to 95?

397
00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:47,962
I talked to my neighbor
across the street.

398
00:42:47,964 --> 00:42:49,864
He said I charging too little.

399
00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:50,864
Too little?

400
00:42:50,866 --> 00:42:52,300
What's wrong with you peoples?

401
00:42:52,302 --> 00:42:53,201
Brad.

402
00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:54,469
No, no, no.

403
00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,971
Listen, I'll give you the 95.

404
00:42:56,973 --> 00:42:58,505
Sorry, I can't take that.

405
00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:01,442
I have to keep up with competition
or I go out of business.

406
00:43:01,444 --> 00:43:02,143
Competition.

407
00:43:02,145 --> 00:43:04,078
But there's nobody else here.

408
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,813
How do you...

409
00:43:05,815 --> 00:43:09,784
Maybe you don't get the
idea behind competition.

410
00:43:09,786 --> 00:43:13,791
The idea is you lower
the price or we walk.

411
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:18,925
I'm sorry.

412
00:43:18,927 --> 00:43:19,797
I can't do it.

413
00:43:20,462 --> 00:43:21,462
It's fine.

414
00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:22,299
We're walking.

415
00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:31,007
Fine with me.

416
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,880
This is really starting to annoy
me.

417
00:43:39,882 --> 00:43:40,915
Let's just go.

418
00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:43,217
I mean my guy said 55.50.

419
00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:44,184
You heard him, right?

420
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,520
Well, I heard my guy across
the street.

421
00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:47,054
I didn't hear your guy.

422
00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:49,489
Well, my guy said the same
thing.

423
00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:50,891
Wait, what is that?

424
00:43:50,893 --> 00:43:51,726
What?

425
00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:54,128
That over there across the
street.

426
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:55,862
Is that another motel?

427
00:43:55,864 --> 00:43:57,133
It looks like it.

428
00:44:08,944 --> 00:44:10,747
Oh, I don't get it.

429
00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:13,547
Is this some kind of
joke?

430
00:44:13,549 --> 00:44:16,884
There must be some kind
of strange motel monopoly

431
00:44:16,886 --> 00:44:17,888
on this road.

432
00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:21,021
Is anyone here?

433
00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:22,025
I don't think so.

434
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:36,938
What the hell!

435
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,042
Good Lord, this is possible.

436
00:44:39,976 --> 00:44:40,844
Yes?

437
00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:44,148
We need a room.

438
00:44:46,415 --> 00:44:47,850
How many peoples?

439
00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:55,125
We don't have any pets.

440
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,190
It's okay.

441
00:44:57,192 --> 00:44:58,491
Pets are free.

442
00:44:58,493 --> 00:44:59,893
Oh, good.

443
00:44:59,895 --> 00:45:01,330
It's 95.50.

444
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,168
Oh, my god.

445
00:45:07,002 --> 00:45:08,437
Are you to be having vehicle?

446
00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:11,942
- Yes.
- Yeah.

447
00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,344
$40 for parking.

448
00:45:19,181 --> 00:45:20,915
You know, I can't keep doing
this.

449
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:21,581
Let's just go.

450
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:22,449
Let's get outta here.

451
00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:23,684
I don't know about you,

452
00:45:23,686 --> 00:45:25,619
but I've never heard of foreign
triplet motel barons before.

453
00:45:25,621 --> 00:45:26,587
Let's just go.

454
00:45:26,589 --> 00:45:28,121
Hey, there must be other
motels up the road.

455
00:45:28,123 --> 00:45:28,989
There's not.

456
00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,090
Not for miles!

457
00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:31,157
Let's just go anyway.

458
00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,092
I'll drive.

459
00:45:32,094 --> 00:45:32,960
No.

460
00:45:32,962 --> 00:45:33,761
First, let me see how much

461
00:45:33,763 --> 00:45:34,494
that first guy charged for
parking.

462
00:45:34,496 --> 00:45:35,730
No.

463
00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:38,666
Brad, I'm not gonna pay $150
to sleep for three hours, okay?

464
00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:39,532
That's insane.

465
00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:40,500
The sun is coming up.

466
00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:41,636
Well, good for the sun.

467
00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,036
Brad, stop it.

468
00:45:43,038 --> 00:45:44,105
Get outta my way.

469
00:45:44,107 --> 00:45:45,038
Stop it!

470
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,641
Get outta my way!

471
00:46:07,996 --> 00:46:09,529
Yes?

472
00:46:09,531 --> 00:46:13,534
So your rooms are $110.50,
right?

473
00:46:13,536 --> 00:46:14,969
Yes.

474
00:46:14,971 --> 00:46:17,373
Okay, do you charge for
parking?

475
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,974
Yes.

476
00:46:19,976 --> 00:46:22,179
How much do you charge for
parking?

477
00:46:24,514 --> 00:46:26,212
$30.

478
00:46:26,214 --> 00:46:27,415
$30?

479
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,886
No, it's not bad.

480
00:46:30,085 --> 00:46:31,384
Yes, it is bad.

481
00:46:31,386 --> 00:46:33,219
It's the same price as the other
place.

482
00:46:33,221 --> 00:46:35,623
No, this is what we want.

483
00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:37,561
This is where we're going to
stay.

484
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:39,626
Let's just go.

485
00:46:39,628 --> 00:46:40,695
No.

486
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,297
Brad, are you crazy?

487
00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:44,632
Listen, I'll put it on my
credit card.

488
00:46:44,634 --> 00:46:46,032
I'll get the points.

489
00:46:46,034 --> 00:46:47,634
We won't leave empty handed.

490
00:46:47,636 --> 00:46:50,070
Sorry, no credit card.

491
00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,174
Cash only, please.

492
00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:02,085
Watch your step.

493
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:12,726
I'm not gonna spend 150
cash for a motel room.

494
00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:13,728
That's just insane.

495
00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:15,362
It's only $75 each.

496
00:47:15,364 --> 00:47:16,297
It's still not bad.

497
00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:17,498
Think about what you're
saying, okay?

498
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,666
It doesn't make sense.

499
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:20,166
No, that's where you're wrong.

500
00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:21,134
They wanna play this game?

501
00:47:21,136 --> 00:47:22,737
They don't know who they're
dealing with.

502
00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:23,938
I'm prepared to pay twice that.

503
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:26,407
Whoa, think about what you're
saying for a second, okay?

504
00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:28,244
Just think about what you're
saying.

505
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,079
They just don't want
us to stay here tonight.

506
00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:33,514
Don't you understand?

507
00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:35,583
It's all a game to them!

508
00:47:35,585 --> 00:47:37,018
Look, let's just go.

509
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,753
That'll fix this whole thing.

510
00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,958
No, we can beat 'em.

511
00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:44,090
What does that mean?

512
00:47:44,092 --> 00:47:47,628
Honest to god, Roger, I'm
gonna stay here tonight.

513
00:47:47,630 --> 00:47:49,232
Do you understand me?

514
00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,592
Roger, wake up.

515
00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:18,826
What?

516
00:48:18,828 --> 00:48:19,696
What?

517
00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:23,697
My dad's wiring us the money.

518
00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:24,568
We're golden.

519
00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:27,534
Brad, it's morning.

520
00:48:27,536 --> 00:48:28,636
I know.

521
00:48:28,638 --> 00:48:30,337
We're close.

522
00:48:30,339 --> 00:48:31,607
It's starting to take form.

523
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,509
We're almost there.

524
00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:36,412
What's that on the windshield?

525
00:48:54,797 --> 00:48:56,333
Parking ticket?

526
00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,182
What is this?

527
00:49:13,248 --> 00:49:16,349
Are you trying to screw with us
now?

528
00:49:16,351 --> 00:49:18,587
Well, I got news for you, pal.

529
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:23,659
We've got money on its
way, so you haven't won.

530
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:25,728
It's not over.

531
00:49:33,469 --> 00:49:36,072
I just want a room.

532
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:38,542
I'm freezing.

533
00:49:39,674 --> 00:49:40,543
I'm tired.

534
00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:44,213
And I can't keep on doing this.

535
00:49:45,848 --> 00:49:47,284
You win, you win.

536
00:49:48,484 --> 00:49:51,619
Okay, sorry.

537
00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:52,489
I'm sorry.

538
00:49:53,889 --> 00:49:57,094
Is that what you wanna hear, I'm
sorry?

539
00:49:59,761 --> 00:50:01,130
I just want a room.

540
00:50:03,598 --> 00:50:05,334
How many peoples?

541
00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:12,208
Any pets?

542
00:50:27,389 --> 00:50:28,355
Hey, guys.

543
00:50:28,357 --> 00:50:30,357
It's Lulu, your favorite foodie.

544
00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:33,259
And today, I'm gonna be
reviewing Tim's famous

545
00:50:33,261 --> 00:50:37,333
double-decker burger on
Lulu's no soy reviews.

546
00:50:40,802 --> 00:50:43,536
Look at this monster.

547
00:50:43,538 --> 00:50:45,206
So we're gonna make today a
burger day.

548
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,639
And the reason I'm so excited

549
00:50:46,641 --> 00:50:50,413
is that I get to stuff myself
with burgers all day long.

550
00:50:53,415 --> 00:50:54,480
Jesus Christ, Carol.

551
00:50:54,482 --> 00:50:56,152
Can't you see I'm working here?

552
00:50:56,953 --> 00:50:58,588
You're promoting death again?

553
00:51:04,427 --> 00:51:05,291
What the hell!

554
00:51:05,293 --> 00:51:06,626
Are you PMS-ing?

555
00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:08,661
Meat is murder.

556
00:51:08,663 --> 00:51:10,598
Meat is good.

557
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,465
Burgers are good.

558
00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:13,967
So why don't you quit harassing
me

559
00:51:13,969 --> 00:51:16,003
before I go tell mom again.

560
00:51:16,005 --> 00:51:19,505
Why don't you tell your
nine subscribers the truth?

561
00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,310
Soy is the way.

562
00:51:42,464 --> 00:51:46,402
FYI, soy sucks.

563
00:51:50,339 --> 00:51:51,775
That's so disgusting.

564
00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:53,743
Oink oink.

565
00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,612
That burger is murder,

566
00:51:59,614 --> 00:52:00,880
and I don't want it
anywhere in this house.

567
00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:01,750
Do you hear me?

568
00:52:02,884 --> 00:52:05,619
If you only knew what they
did to those poor animals,

569
00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:07,887
you would not be enjoying that
thing.

570
00:52:07,889 --> 00:52:09,623
This thing is a delicious,

571
00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:12,625
mouth-watering work of meaty
art.

572
00:52:12,627 --> 00:52:13,761
It's murder.

573
00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,429
Can't you see that?

574
00:52:15,431 --> 00:52:17,431
I can't believe you're
promoting the mistreatment

575
00:52:17,433 --> 00:52:20,534
and exploitation of
animals just to get likes

576
00:52:20,536 --> 00:52:23,070
on some stupid online video
channel.

577
00:52:23,072 --> 00:52:25,405
My channel isn't stupid.

578
00:52:25,407 --> 00:52:27,007
It's fairly educational.

579
00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:29,742
And my 67,000 subscribers

580
00:52:29,744 --> 00:52:33,346
love my deliciously meaty food
reviews.

581
00:52:33,348 --> 00:52:35,484
So take your vegan crusade
elsewhere.

582
00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:46,626
Welcome back to yet another
one of Lulu's no soy reviews,

583
00:52:46,628 --> 00:52:47,994
just for you.

584
00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:49,730
That burger is murder.

585
00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:52,099
As you can see, it's a
charcoal burger

586
00:52:52,101 --> 00:52:54,668
with all the delicious fixins.

587
00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:58,538
Hmm, this is heaven on a bun
if heaven was full of dead

588
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:02,411
charred cows and smothered
in Tim's famous secret sauce.

589
00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:04,610
Mmm.

590
00:53:36,712 --> 00:53:38,978
You're what's
wrong with this world.

591
00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:39,880
And this is actually

592
00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:41,581
one of the best burgers I've
ever had.

593
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:45,652
It's rare and juicy,
with just enough char.

594
00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,523
Mmm.

595
00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:49,822
Lu!

596
00:53:49,824 --> 00:53:50,926
What now?

597
00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:57,867
Say tofu, bitch.

598
00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:02,603
At least
four people have been killed

599
00:54:02,605 --> 00:54:04,570
and 10 injured following another
attack

600
00:54:04,572 --> 00:54:07,141
by the so-called vegan
vigilante, this time

601
00:54:07,143 --> 00:54:09,143
at an all you can eat
steak and lobster buffet

602
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:12,612
in a small rural town
outside San Antonio, Texas.

603
00:54:12,614 --> 00:54:13,846
This individual is responsible

604
00:54:13,848 --> 00:54:16,449
for approximately 15 murders, 12
assaults,

605
00:54:16,451 --> 00:54:19,522
and an attack on a Fourth of
July hotdog eating competition.

606
00:54:21,623 --> 00:54:22,491
Hello.

607
00:54:23,592 --> 00:54:24,791
Oh, hey.

608
00:54:24,793 --> 00:54:25,795
How are you?

609
00:54:26,761 --> 00:54:27,594
No, it's a good time.

610
00:54:27,596 --> 00:54:29,032
No, I'm just getting in the
door.

611
00:54:30,031 --> 00:54:31,400
Yeah, it was a long day.

612
00:54:33,034 --> 00:54:35,138
Actually, I'm not doing anything
tonight.

613
00:54:36,639 --> 00:54:38,905
Yeah, I'm keeping it real
simple.

614
00:54:38,907 --> 00:54:39,873
I'm tired, man.

615
00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,608
I actually picked up
an apple pie yesterday.

616
00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:44,177
Well, a slice of pie.

617
00:54:44,179 --> 00:54:47,514
So I'm pretty much gonna eat
that and watch some Netflix.

618
00:54:47,516 --> 00:54:51,918
You know, the life of a solo
traveler.

619
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,788
Yeah.

620
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,588
No, it's like my favorite apple
pie.

621
00:54:55,590 --> 00:54:56,290
And it's vegan too, which is
good

622
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,958
because I just switched to vegan

623
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,830
because it's the hip thing
to do these days, they say.

624
00:55:03,732 --> 00:55:04,797
Yeah.

625
00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:06,869
No, I mean I'm sure I can
catch you later though.

626
00:55:08,203 --> 00:55:09,069
Yeah, for sure.

627
00:55:09,071 --> 00:55:09,938
I mean.

628
00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:11,672
I gotta be honest.

629
00:55:11,674 --> 00:55:13,005
I'm probably not gonna get back
to you.

630
00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:13,840
Yeah, I'm pretty stoked

631
00:55:13,842 --> 00:55:16,546
to just watch Netflix and eat my
pie.

632
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,112
Yeah, I'm sure we can do
something next week though.

633
00:55:19,114 --> 00:55:20,813
Yeah, for sure.

634
00:55:20,815 --> 00:55:21,815
Alright, dude.

635
00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:22,918
Okay, peace.

636
00:55:35,697 --> 00:55:36,364
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

637
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:37,697
♪ Yeah, Netflix and pie ♪

638
00:55:37,699 --> 00:55:39,099
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

639
00:55:39,101 --> 00:55:40,567
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

640
00:55:40,569 --> 00:55:41,534
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

641
00:55:41,536 --> 00:55:42,201
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

642
00:55:42,203 --> 00:55:43,837
♪ Netflix and pie ♪

643
00:55:43,839 --> 00:55:45,038
♪ Apple pie ♪

644
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,572
♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪

645
00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:47,974
♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪

646
00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:53,012
♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪

647
00:55:53,014 --> 00:55:56,485
♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪

648
00:55:57,853 --> 00:55:59,688
Oh, my life is sad.

649
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,052
What the fuck!

650
00:56:40,128 --> 00:56:41,264
What the fuck?

651
00:56:45,768 --> 00:56:47,136
Where the fuck is my pie?

652
00:56:55,143 --> 00:56:56,009
Hello?

653
00:56:56,011 --> 00:56:56,976
Hello?

654
00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,344
Hey, hey.

655
00:56:58,346 --> 00:57:01,348
I don't know if this is a weird
question.

656
00:57:01,350 --> 00:57:06,556
I was in yesterday and I
bought a piece of apple pie.

657
00:57:07,121 --> 00:57:11,257
Yeah, I was wearing a
black sweatshirt, jeans.

658
00:57:11,259 --> 00:57:12,326
It was like two o'clock.

659
00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:13,194
No, yeah, I know.

660
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,862
A lot of people probably come in
there

661
00:57:15,864 --> 00:57:17,900
buying pie because it's
delicious.

662
00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:20,666
But it was me though.

663
00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:24,239
I had like jeans on, a black
t-shirt,

664
00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:28,977
kinda boyishly handsome,
some might say baby faced.

665
00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:30,710
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

666
00:57:30,712 --> 00:57:31,777
I look like the Gerber baby.

667
00:57:31,779 --> 00:57:33,346
Yes, yes, that's me, yes.

668
00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:36,282
I bought apple pie, right?

669
00:57:36,284 --> 00:57:38,217
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

670
00:57:38,219 --> 00:57:41,757
Okay, so I'm not crazy.

671
00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:44,293
No, yeah, no, no, thank you.

672
00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,293
Yeah.

673
00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:47,661
It's just the weirdest thing.

674
00:57:47,663 --> 00:57:50,197
I think I've lost my, nevermind.

675
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:51,364
Anyways, thank you, thank you.

676
00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,065
Okay, okay, bye.

677
00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:54,367
Thanks.

678
00:57:54,369 --> 00:57:55,837
What the fuck?

679
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:04,313
What do you do when you
lose your apple pie?

680
00:58:07,815 --> 00:58:08,951
Fucking nothing?

681
00:58:11,686 --> 00:58:12,355
Let me try Bing.

682
00:58:13,755 --> 00:58:16,288
Lost my apple pie.

683
00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:17,991
Help, I lost my apple pie,
Yahoo! answers.

684
00:58:17,993 --> 00:58:19,025
Yes!

685
00:58:19,027 --> 00:58:20,126
Holy shit, Bing worked.

686
00:58:20,128 --> 00:58:21,194
Help, I lost my recipe.

687
00:58:21,196 --> 00:58:22,161
Recipe?

688
00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:23,031
Shit!

689
00:58:28,002 --> 00:58:28,870
No.

690
00:58:30,304 --> 00:58:31,404
No.

691
00:58:31,406 --> 00:58:32,973
No.

692
00:58:32,975 --> 00:58:33,842
No.

693
00:58:35,877 --> 00:58:36,745
No.

694
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,016
No.

695
00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:44,153
What the fuck?

696
00:58:45,219 --> 00:58:46,355
What the fuck?

697
00:58:47,956 --> 00:58:52,962
Holy shit.

698
00:58:59,768 --> 00:59:00,637
Whoo.

699
00:59:01,369 --> 00:59:02,904
You scared the shit outta me.

700
00:59:15,016 --> 00:59:16,049
Yeah, David's coming.

701
00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,483
He just,

702
00:59:17,485 --> 00:59:20,186
yeah, he went out to get
Halloween decorations

703
00:59:20,188 --> 00:59:21,857
and a costume apparently.

704
00:59:23,225 --> 00:59:26,226
Yeah, I know it's only September,
but what can I tell you.

705
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:27,864
He's into all that spooky shit.

706
00:59:30,465 --> 00:59:32,199
Okay, okay, but call me back.

707
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,670
I'm trying to hear about
this guy you're seeing.

708
00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:37,337
I'm not nosy.

709
00:59:37,339 --> 00:59:39,107
I'm just curious.

710
00:59:40,342 --> 00:59:41,208
Alright, alright.

711
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,177
Okay, cool, bye.

712
01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:24,721
David?

713
01:00:28,223 --> 01:00:30,523
That is your sad attempt
at trying to frighten me?

714
01:00:30,525 --> 01:00:31,724
Unoriginal.

715
01:00:31,726 --> 01:00:33,893
I think I married something
a little more bone chilling

716
01:00:33,895 --> 01:00:35,464
than a white bed sheet.

717
01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,900
Honestly, David, don't be a
meatball.

718
01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:42,402
This isn't funny or scary.

719
01:00:42,404 --> 01:00:45,308
Take off the sheets and
let's go watch Netflix.

720
01:00:48,976 --> 01:00:49,846
David?

721
01:01:06,862 --> 01:01:09,295
David, I'm not in the mood for
this.

722
01:01:09,297 --> 01:01:12,098
My tits are sore, my back aches.

723
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,302
Cut the shit, okay?

724
01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:28,317
Baby, if you're in the
mood to be under a sheet,

725
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,451
why don't we take this to the
bedroom?

726
01:01:31,453 --> 01:01:33,887
I could put on that little thing
you like

727
01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,392
and we can play naughty
ghost games together.

728
01:01:40,127 --> 01:01:41,261
Fine, whatever.

729
01:01:41,263 --> 01:01:43,963
But this is getting really
weird, okay, even for you.

730
01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:45,264
I know it's almost Halloween

731
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:47,132
and you're into all this
horror shit, but I'm not.

732
01:01:47,134 --> 01:01:48,034
You know that.

733
01:01:48,036 --> 01:01:49,134
So quit it.

734
01:01:49,136 --> 01:01:50,005
It's not cute.

735
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,574
I'm not gonna,

736
01:01:55,576 --> 01:01:57,210
for fuck's sake, David!

737
01:01:57,212 --> 01:01:58,078
Is that what you wanted?

738
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,215
I'm scared now, okay?

739
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:01,317
You're a real jerk.

740
01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,429
There's no such things as ghost.

741
01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:17,563
There's no such things as ghost.

742
01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:50,266
I can't.

743
01:09:28,329 --> 01:09:29,895
An
attack on a Fourth of July

744
01:09:29,897 --> 01:09:32,030
hotdog eating competition.

745
01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:39,904
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