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  1. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: alright listen up you landglubbers</p>
  2. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: were gonna have us a contest</p>
  3. <p class="terezi">LATULA: 4ll r1ght!!! so wh4t sort of comp3t1t1on 4r3 w3 t4lk1ng 4bout h3r3. 1'lloutshr3d 4ll of you.</p>
  4. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Yes. In what ways sho+uld we flaunt o+urselves to+day? I'm sure I co+uld win at anything yo+u wo+uld suggest, Meenah.</p>
  5. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M K1ND OF BOR3D SO WH4T TH3 H3LL</p>
  6. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: As Am I Terezi</p>
  7. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: What Exactly Will This Competion Be About Anyway</p>
  8. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: yo shut it</p>
  9. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: i was gonna glubbin say before you guys opened your traps</p>
  10. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: first things first</p>
  11. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: all you put 5 boonbucks in the pot</p>
  12. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Excuse Me I Was Informed This Would Be A Friendly Competition What Is The Need For Monetary Incentive</p>
  13. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: As was I. No+w I am no+t o+ne to+ turn do+wn so+me mo+ney, but I do+n't even no+w what this is abo+ut yet.</p>
  14. <p class="terezi">LATULA: p4y1ng f1rst 1s pr3tty uncool dud3.</p>
  15. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: O)( MY COD</p>
  16. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: SHUT</p>
  17. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: TH--E FUCK</p>
  18. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: UP</p>
  19. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: and put your cash in the pot</p>
  20. <p class="terezi">LATULA: f1n3.</p>
  21. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Fine.</p>
  22. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Fine</p>
  23. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: F1N3</p>
  24. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: finally now onto what this about since you guppies are fuckin impatient</p>
  25. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: pull down your pants</p>
  26. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: wh4t!!!</p>
  27. <p class="terezi">LATULA: What!</p>
  28. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: What</p>
  29. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: WH4T!!</p>
  30. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: fuckin</p>
  31. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: or your skirt</p>
  32. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: get rid of the anyfin below your waist</p>
  33. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: before you fucks interrupt me again</p>
  34. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: this is gonna be bulge measurin contest</p>
  35. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: biggest gets the pot</p>
  36. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: NOW TAK--E OFF YOUR GLUBBIN CLOT)(--ES AND FIS)( OUT YOUR BULG--ES</p>
  37. <p class="terezi">LATULA: 4lr1ght, p4ych3ck. f1n3. don't bust 4 fuck1ng v4scul4r pump. *slides out of her leggings* so unr4d.</p>
  38. <p class="terezi">LATULA: h4ppy?</p>
  39. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: yeah the rest of you drop em</p>
  40. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: W3LL 1LL GO N3XT *pulls off her pants*</p>
  41. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: well fuck me that things fat</p>
  42. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: I suppo+se to+ match the rest o+f her. No+t that it's a bad figure, mind yo+u. Any tro+ll can be sexy if they put their mind to+ it.</p>
  43. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: glubbin stop hittin on everyone</p>
  44. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: you too</p>
  45. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Alright. As yo+u wish. Wo+uldn't want to+ upset her majesty, wo+uld I? *slips her dress off her shoulders*</p>
  46. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: im primed to give you three more holes to fit bulges in if you dont shush it</p>
  47. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: *drops her dress on the floor* There. Now quit co+mplaining.</p>
  48. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: oh fuck Y--EAAAH</p>
  49. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: *starts running in a circle, arms in the air* I WIN</p>
  50. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: Y---------E-E-E-E-E-ES</p>
  51. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: GIMM--E TH--E MON--EY</p>
  52. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: *interjecting cough* Are You Done</p>
  53. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: I Have Not Disrobed Yet And Neither Have You</p>
  54. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: *rips off her pants* i dont think you got one this big</p>
  55. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: *gently tugs her dress off* Are You Certain</p>
  56. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Because From My Perspective We Are Around The Same Size</p>
  57. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: shell shell some competition</p>
  58. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: What Does That Even Mean</p>
  59. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: you may be as big as me now but i can get bigger *starts roughly stroking her bulge, bringing it to its full 11 inches*</p>
  60. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: ha beat that</p>
  61. <p class="terezi">LATULA: dud3, don't just st4rt b34ting 1t 1n front of p3opl3.</p>
  62. <p class="terezi">LATULA: you 31th3r, l1ttl3 m3.</p>
  63. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: OH WH4T3V3R 1TS NOT L1K3 YOU D1DNT KNOW 1T W4S GO1NG TO 3ND L1K3 TH1S *continues stroking her bulge*</p>
  64. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: O+h my. No+t even I have seen a bulge that thick. I am impressed.</p>
  65. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: but hers aint even as long as mine</p>
  66. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Length is no+t every'fin' my dear.</p>
  67. <p class="terezi">LATULA: goddamn1t. now 1'm g3tt1ng k1nd of horny.</p>
  68. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Just give into+ it. No+ne o+f us will sto+p yo+u.</p>
  69. <p class="terezi">LATULA: 4lr1ght. *strokes her bulge* 1 4lr34dy know 1'm not 4s b1g 4s m33n4h, though.</p>
  70. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Even if yo+u have already lo+st, may as well have fun. *reaches over and squeezes Latula's bulge*</p>
  71. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: dont talk like youre gonna win this</p>
  72. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: O+h, but I will. I may need so+me help to+ get in the mo+o+d. Pyro+pes, wo+uld yo+u care to+ lend a hand?</p>
  73. <p class="terezi">LATULA: n4w. 1'd lov3 to but you know 4bout m1tun4. h3 m1ght fl1p.</p>
  74. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Pity. What say yo+u, yo+unger Pyro+pe?</p>
  75. <p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 PL4N ON CO4X1NG YOUR DR4GON OUT OF 1TS C4G3 DR1NK3R *grabs Porrim's flaccid bulge and begins pumping"</p>
  76. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Ah, yes. This always feels much better when so+meo+ne else do+es it. Especially if it is a shapely yo+ung maiden.</p>
  77. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: bluh just finish up so i can win and take my boonbucks</p>
  78. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Patience. I have mo+re to+ gro+w than yo+u. *moans, reaching 7 inches*</p>
  79. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: ha well yeah noones as big as me cept maybe classyquiet mcglowy</p>
  80. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: I Suppose Thank You For The Compliment I Think</p>
  81. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: You Shrew</p>
  82. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: what the fuck is a shrew</p>
  83. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Please allo+w me to+ co+ncetrate o+n the yo+ung tro+ll stro+king me currently. *moans softly, reaching 10 inches*</p>
  84. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: well you got plenty big already but not your not as awesome as me so no money for you</p>
  85. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Just a little mo+re. *groans, reaching her full 13 inches* There. No+w my mo+ney please.</p>
  86. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: fuck me alright a deals a glubbin deal</p>
  87. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: here</p>
  88. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: If I May Interject</p>
  89. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: oh right almost forgot about you</p>
  90. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: well go on get stiff</p>
  91. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: It Is Obviously That Easy Just Poof Full Bulge</p>
  92. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: That Was Sarcasm If You Did Not Know</p>
  93. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: so what you want me to slob on your bulge or somefin since you seem to think you already won</p>
  94. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Allo+w me. If anyo+ne kno+ws the pro+per way to+ get a rise o+ut o+f so+meo+ne, it wo+uld be me.</p>
  95. <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Are You Certain I Would Not Wish To Force You</p>
  96. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: O+h, yo+u're no+t fo+rcing me at all. I 'm just curio+us to+ see ho+w big my, um, ancesto+r descendant girl is.</p>
  97. <p class="Kanaya">PORRIM: Besides, I have wanted to+ do+ this since yo+u came to+ o+ur bubble. *grabs Kanaya's bulge and licks the tip*</p>
  98. <P class="kanaya">KANAYA: Oh My
  99. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: *swirls her tongue around the bulgetip* Yo+u like that, do+n't yo+u? I kno+w I do+.
  100. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: oh for love of</p>
  101. <p class="feferi">MEENAH: come on hurry it up i aint got all day</p>
  102. <p class="kanaya">PORRIM: Patience, Meenah. Yo+u can't rush these things lest yo+u get a bulge that wants to+ blo+w seco+nds after it's do+ne hardening.</p>
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