CRUSADERS REPRESETN

Now I don't know who said it but they were really right
When they said that Cottonnee would fill people with fright
We're gonna blind all our enemies with a Dazzling Gleam
You had some real bad luck when put against our team

Weeaboo Woopers? What kind of name is that?
It sounds like someone went to the toilet and shat.
TNMTirtuogas? Route 101 Rascals? You crazy?
Were the people that came up with these names feeling lazy?

Door-Opening Doduos? What, you want a medal or somethin'? I can open doors too,
Although, I'll admit, it's more than Carvanhas can do.
I said it before and I'll say it again
Cottonee might be cute but we're not your friends.