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  1. [11:21:30] kevin1760: timClip
  2. [11:23:17] noisecrush: hey tim. how's it going
  3. [11:23:23] youngestchild: Never should have updated the app, ads are terrible. HI TIM
  4. [11:24:04] youngestchild: You may be correct
  5. [11:24:20] noisecrush: yeah I like that too
  6. [11:24:35] youngestchild: it covers the gameplay... :(
  7. [11:25:04] youngestchild: Can we have Nico chat again omg it was the best mess I've seen
  8. [11:25:26] youngestchild: It made me forget all my problems <3
  9. [11:27:11] youngestchild: Stay up late yesterday Tim? or just sleepy?
  10. [11:28:25] wind6: timClip
  11. [11:28:35] youngestchild: yeah ditto. I think my dinner had trace amounts of gluten and I'm crampy and barfy this morning
  12. [11:28:51] youngestchild: #G R O S S
  13. [11:29:07] alikat1543: How's the science going?
  14. [11:30:06] exiledcat: how many more decades of school do you have left?
  15. [11:31:04] bishop_09: why the second stream channel?
  16. [11:32:04] bishop_09: you're always funny
  17. [11:32:09] afluhatinrapper: rude
  18. [11:32:33] bishop_09: not intended to be
  19. [11:32:47] bishop_09: let me replace that with entertaining
  20. [11:32:57] basssic: wow this is an early stream
  21. [11:33:47] wingsofjanitor: Happy Pepsi-versary, Tim! One year since Pepsi EP was put on Youtube!
  22. [11:35:53] draconianxp: I'm sure top men at Pepsi are still working out the details of Tim's Pepsi sponsorship deal.
  23. [11:36:16] dajmasta: top pepsimen
  24. [11:37:17] oldmario: firefox crashed so it could update and in the process of starting up it had to disable an addon because it wasn't compatible anymore
  25. [11:38:10] bishop_09: bigly deal
  26. [11:38:37] dajmasta: it's like a totally different game timBBQQT
  27. [11:39:33] bishop_09: Lol "yipee"
  28. [11:39:41] tankteemo: oh boy, a 10 am tim stream
  29. [11:39:56] tpman24: Tim! timPlus
  30. [11:39:59] bishop_09: it's good to know the beans are enjoying themselves
  31. [11:40:05] seri__: with m e a n b e a n s
  32. [11:40:17] seri__: timOh
  33. [11:40:17] nbtl: oh
  34. [11:40:20] seri__: OH
  35. [11:40:25] bishop_09: oh
  36. [11:40:51] ilovedaydreaming: Hey, Tim. What are you doing streaming this at this time?
  37. [11:40:52] seri__: timOh
  38. [11:41:41] ilovedaydreaming: make sense.
  39. [11:41:47] silversonic: Comfy Tim strim
  40. [11:42:35] ilovedaydreaming: Does anyone have the Twitch Desktop app? How is it?
  41. [11:42:52] bishop_09: I'm also interested in desktop app and how it is
  42. [11:43:54] bishop_09: Fair enouhj
  43. [11:44:26] ohnoesfroz: go to bed
  44. [11:44:42] ilovedaydreaming: Yeah, that's pointless. Thanks tim.
  45. [11:45:07] yaakov22: are you watching the big fight tonight
  46. [11:45:24] silversonic: Btw Tim, Sonic After the Sequel DX is out
  47. [11:45:34] bishop_09: are you at your house of science place, or do you live close enough to go home to stream
  48. [11:45:48] ilovedaydreaming: Did tim finish Sonic Manic?
  49. [11:46:10] s2lsoftener: hey @StereotoneTim do you wanna try my sonic mania mod for puyovs?
  50. [11:46:27] wind6: Sonic Manic Depressant & Knuckles
  51. [11:46:33] ilovedaydreaming: lol
  52. [11:47:49] doubleguns: tim is up early
  53. [11:48:11] dajmasta: it's noon
  54. [11:48:20] hackoon_: mutual buttkicking
  55. [11:48:29] doubleguns: exactly, its early
  56. [11:48:32] s2lsoftener: oh ._.
  57. [11:50:14] doubleguns: what are the chances of a stream tonight tim?
  58. [11:50:15] basssic: that metaphor was good enough imo
  59. [11:51:45] doubleguns: yuck science
  60. [11:51:51] silversonic: these are the real streams at this point
  61. [11:52:17] s2lsoftener: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218190588338503680/351031045145231360/User.7z
  62. [11:52:50] bishop_09: pig patrick
  63. [11:53:35] ilovedaydreaming: Patrick with a nose.
  64. [11:54:32] anony54: where is diggle
  65. [11:54:50] elliottwain: "furious mouse waving sounds"
  66. [11:55:40] bishop_09: come for the stream, stay for the furious mouse waving sounds
  67. [11:57:46] s2lsoftener: the user folder i sent has a background called "Sonic Mania", the classic Puyos, the dr robotnik sound effects, and yippee and yeehaw characters
  68. [12:01:06] somersault_: i like that big box just for carbuncle
  69. [12:01:39] s2lsoftener: try the sonic mania background
  70. [12:01:42] s2lsoftener: i worked super hard on it
  71. [12:01:46] s2lsoftener: Lol
  72. [12:01:57] silversonic: Tim when's SEGA Swirl
  73. [12:02:21] hackoon_: shoe memories
  74. [12:02:45] s2lsoftener: woah robotnik isn't doing anything
  75. [12:02:52] s2lsoftener: did you glitch out the AI of chemical plant zone 2?!?
  76. [12:04:23] s2lsoftener: hm i dunno about controller support
  77. [12:04:24] luna_moona: https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/6w216c/art_a_battle_never_to_be_resolved/
  78. [12:04:47] s2lsoftener: the update fixed ranked matchmaking a little. sometimes people were getting blocked from ranked accidentally.
  79. [12:04:59] s2lsoftener: the RNG also got changed to use the RNG from classic games.
  80. [12:05:06] s2lsoftener: thats about it
  81. [12:06:17] silversonic: it's the Before the Sequel Title screen music
  82. [12:06:19] silversonic: it has both
  83. [12:07:18] basssic: maybe an ini somewhere
  84. [12:08:42] djgamer__: wasn't there a Chao fangame that came out recently?
  85. [12:11:16] silversonic: The Boss Glitch in Cyan City still works at least
  86. [12:11:37] silversonic: much better audio wise now
  87. [12:11:55] djgamer__: think this is it https://nefault1st.wordpress.com/downloads/chao-resort-island/
  88. [12:15:35] djgamer__: patches https://nefault1st.wordpress.com/cri-patch-notes/
  89. [12:16:30] djgamer__: yeah, think it's about raising chao
  90. [12:18:05] mblymyer: Man it's early for you
  91. [12:18:21] oldmario: stereo
  92. [12:18:43] luna_moona: wow thats early for steereo
  93. [12:19:07] mblymyer: @Luna_Moona snpr7
  94. [12:19:09] anony54: he's been streaming for an hourish
  95. [12:19:12] luna_moona: tim are you mourninig the death of gordon freeman or have you alkready internalized the suffering
  96. [12:19:21] djgamer__: SourPls
  97. [12:21:14] luna_moona: so whats with the way earlier than usual stream tim?
  98. [12:27:01] luna_moona: apparently michelle obama is a man
  99. [12:27:03] luna_moona: thanks, alex jones
  100. [12:27:08] luna_moona: always informative content
  101. [12:27:16] diggleshut: back
  102. [12:27:19] diggleshut: oh afternoon stereo
  103. [12:27:40] diggleshut: anony54, what you need
  104. [12:28:25] lowqualitywallet: i think the kids dig those
  105. [12:28:54] flaminx: Ironic, he can anti depress mice but not himself
  106. [12:29:02] diggleshut: hello children I am tim
  107. [12:30:01] luna_moona: hi tim
  108. [12:30:22] diggleshut: welcome to my neighborhood
  109. [12:30:38] luna_moona: where are the puyo beans housed
  110. [12:30:47] diggleshut: it just bit the tip of my tongue so hard it's bleeding
  111. [12:31:05] flaminx: There are no aliens smarter than us because they all died out of existential dread
  112. [12:31:14] djgamer__: maybe if the trials go somewhere you can send it to clinical and then eventually use it on yourself
  113. [12:31:26] luna_moona: rip
  114. [12:31:26] somersault_: how do you actually find depressed mice? do you put them in a distressed state and work with that?
  115. [12:31:44] luna_moona: how do you know if the mice arent depressed
  116. [12:31:44] flaminx: you torture them mentally
  117. [12:32:30] flaminx: Well duh it's mouse anti depressant
  118. [12:32:44] flaminx: Ofcourse it doesn't work on people
  119. [12:33:11] megabro5000: You drown the mice in student debt and make them think about what dying feels like when they're trying to go to sleep at night
  120. [12:33:22] oldmario: BibleThump 7
  121. [12:33:38] flaminx: Just let them know how long it take a black hole to lose mass
  122. [12:34:01] oldmario: it's badluck day for mario
  123. [12:34:08] oldmario: FeelsBirthdayMan 🔫
  124. [12:34:50] diggleshut: good question
  125. [12:34:57] diggleshut: no one ever thinks about the bean source
  126. [12:35:00] diggleshut: why mario
  127. [12:35:03] djgamer__: the wonders of eugenics
  128. [12:35:12] luna_moona: breed the mice to only breed and not attempt to eat/drink/try to stay alive
  129. [12:35:14] diggleshut: did anime become real and then not real immediately after
  130. [12:35:27] koolman9921: Skateboards
  131. [12:35:38] flaminx: screw stress I just want a carapace
  132. [12:35:45] koolman9921: How's lab treating you Tim
  133. [12:37:37] luna_moona: tim you should make an emote timPride where it's just a rainbow puyo bean
  134. [12:38:01] punnypearl: im confused. its daytime and tim is streaming??
  135. [12:38:21] diggleshut: wow my gym really really wants me to switch my billing to my checking account
  136. [12:38:28] diggleshut: they were offering a $20 amazong gift card before
  137. [12:38:36] diggleshut: and now they're offering an additional $10
  138. [12:38:38] anony54: 🖕
  139. [12:38:41] dajmasta: but then they unreproduce by sticking together when they land
  140. [12:38:42] diggleshut: thanks anony
  141. [12:38:45] diggleshut: hey I got something for you
  142. [12:38:51] basssic: keyword: "fiction"
  143. [12:38:55] basssic: it's not ACTUAL puyo lore, tim
  144. [12:39:00] basssic: refugee beans are, however
  145. [12:39:00] luna_moona: it's about sending a message...or something idk
  146. [12:39:03] dajmasta: puyo fanfic timClip
  147. [12:39:05] luna_moona: timClip
  148. [12:39:21] diggleshut: https://i.redd.it/r4gllm3a0whz.png
  149. [12:39:25] diggleshut: prepare yourself
  150. [12:39:40] dajmasta: ah so a full clear is when all the separate organisms form one megacolony
  151. [12:39:54] anony54: I'm in it for the long haul
  152. [12:40:02] anony54: I'm not moving for at least a decade
  153. [12:40:04] chaoscom: Heya
  154. [12:40:26] diggleshut: until you fall in love with someone in a different state immediately after you buy your house
  155. [12:40:28] anony54: and that thing about the average neighbor age is kind of sad
  156. [12:40:30] diggleshut: enjoy
  157. [12:40:34] dajmasta: that fish is fixing to rumble
  158. [12:40:41] chaoscom: Unusual time to be streaming for tim, although as european, i can't really complain
  159. [12:40:47] anony54: because in 20 years, you millenials will not be able to afford to buy a house ever
  160. [12:40:54] luna_moona: i remember you mentioning that they got the daytona guy, were daytona and sonic somehow related or was it just a reference for people who played sonic and daytona
  161. [12:41:03] diggleshut: https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/6vyh7i/over_buying_a_house_starter_pack/
  162. [12:41:06] oldmario: SUCKAAAAAAA
  163. [12:41:14] diggleshut: someone else said the average neighbor age thing was sad too
  164. [12:41:42] diggleshut: I really don't get why there's this perception that young people aren't buying houses because they can't afford it
  165. [12:41:43] chaoscom: better than pathology
  166. [12:41:53] diggleshut: isn't it just possible JUST MAYBE they dont mind renting
  167. [12:41:55] dajmasta: timStink
  168. [12:42:04] anony54: back when those old people were buying houses
  169. [12:42:14] anony54: houses were half a person's yearly income
  170. [12:42:21] anony54: now they are 8-10+ times
  171. [12:42:25] diggleshut: not only that but back then it was EXPECTED you bought a house
  172. [12:42:29] diggleshut: BECAUSE it was cheap
  173. [12:42:36] diggleshut: that's not the case anymore so you don't need a house
  174. [12:43:01] diggleshut: I don't get the obession over buying a house
  175. [12:43:01] anony54: one of the most common ways to accumulate wealth these days is through housing
  176. [12:43:08] diggleshut: it's a paritcularly american thing from what I understand
  177. [12:43:19] diggleshut: which makes me believe it's even more a cultural thing rather than economic
  178. [12:43:33] anony54: I buy a house and 20 years down the line, I own it outright and my net worth is now almost 7 digits
  179. [12:43:55] diggleshut: the stigma of not buying a home is just going away so people aren't buying
  180. [12:44:01] anony54: I expect to retire by the age of 45, diggle
  181. [12:44:27] diggleshut: you own the house as much as it owns you
  182. [12:44:39] anony54: if the prices on houses say anything, people ARE buying more than ever
  183. [12:44:49] diggleshut: you said yourself "you're in it for the long haul"
  184. [12:45:04] diggleshut: you're paying with not just money but with your freedom
  185. [12:45:07] diggleshut: of choice
  186. [12:45:14] diggleshut: in a million ways
  187. [12:45:43] diggleshut: anony so hte prices are high and no one is buying
  188. [12:45:55] diggleshut: so a house might as well be 2 billion dollars rather than a million
  189. [12:46:13] diggleshut: those might just be list prices/estimates not the price it will sell for
  190. [12:46:19] anony54: I can sell a house whenever I want and pull my equity out of it
  191. [12:46:28] diggleshut: I literally just saw this
  192. [12:46:33] diggleshut: my mom moved to puerto rico
  193. [12:47:07] anony54: ahahaha https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sorry-tennessee/pnfibhfelcbokechjfmghnmgbchpijaj
  194. [12:47:10] diggleshut: they sunk a ton of money in improving the house
  195. [12:47:24] diggleshut: and they keep lowering the price and still can't sell it
  196. [12:47:37] diggleshut: they're selling for a loss now and still can't sell it
  197. [12:47:40] anony54: I'm not planning on selling though
  198. [12:47:45] diggleshut: they weren't either
  199. [12:47:47] dajmasta: GAO
  200. [12:47:48] diggleshut: my step father thought he would die in that house
  201. [12:47:58] diggleshut: but his kids in puerto rico missed him
  202. [12:48:01] diggleshut: shit changes life gets in the way
  203. [12:48:35] diggleshut: what good is that extension anony wtf
  204. [12:48:54] diggleshut: does texas not like tennessee?
  205. [12:49:06] anony54: I guess if you live in texas, you press T and it highlights Tennessee instead of Texas
  206. [12:49:10] diggleshut: ohhhh
  207. [12:49:22] diggleshut: wow that's pretty petty
  208. [12:49:54] flaminx: choke
  209. [12:50:13] lowqualitywallet: i can't even play tf2
  210. [12:50:19] anony54: some people think once the boomers start dying off en masse that prices are going to drop
  211. [12:50:22] lowqualitywallet: i don't even like valve
  212. [12:50:26] ethernetseeds: have you ever played sonic the fighters on stream?
  213. [12:50:30] anony54: that won't happen
  214. [12:50:38] lowqualitywallet: i'm not even a millenial
  215. [12:50:39] basssic: now this is true gaming
  216. [12:50:50] anony54: yes you are
  217. [12:51:20] diggleshut: I only found out yesterday that tf2 at some point minimized community servers
  218. [12:51:21] anony54: the problem is deeper that investors and companies are speculatively buying up all the housing and renting them to gullible millenials
  219. [12:51:31] diggleshut: new players just click a button and get put on a random server
  220. [12:51:35] diggleshut: vs searching for servers to play on
  221. [12:51:40] diggleshut: apparently it like killed the tf2 comunity
  222. [12:51:46] lowqualitywallet: no that's been a thing for years
  223. [12:51:54] diggleshut: I just found out about it yesterday lol
  224. [12:52:07] lowqualitywallet: you're lucky i don't even know anyone who still plays it
  225. [12:52:17] diggleshut: anony I think it's a good thing you're buying a house
  226. [12:52:22] diggleshut: lol
  227. [12:52:22] somersault_: is this a real sonic game or a horror fan creation?
  228. [12:52:36] lowqualitywallet: "i used to play it" "lol ded game"
  229. [12:52:55] diggleshut: if we're gonna be tf2 hipsters I'm probably the biggest one
  230. [12:53:11] diggleshut: I stopped playing even before free2play
  231. [12:53:30] flaminx: you are too cool
  232. [12:53:33] diggleshut: I COULD SMELL THE DECREASING VALUE COMING
  233. [12:53:38] riceticles: ^
  234. [12:54:05] lowqualitywallet: you should've rode the unusual train
  235. [12:54:09] anony54: housing is ridiculous in that it takes so much capital for a basic life requirement
  236. [12:54:23] diggleshut: I agree anony
  237. [12:54:29] lowqualitywallet: before it was too late
  238. [12:54:47] diggleshut: honestly if there were "adult professional dorms" that were like maybe $500 a month
  239. [12:54:50] diggleshut: I would lie there the rest of my life
  240. [12:54:50] jencis0: day tome stream. woaah
  241. [12:54:54] diggleshut: live
  242. [12:54:58] anony54: that's still too much
  243. [12:55:02] diggleshut: it is
  244. [12:55:13] diggleshut: the most messed up thing is you really just need a place to sleep
  245. [12:55:19] anony54: once I pay off my house in 15 years, my monthly bills will drop to ~$250 a month
  246. [12:55:28] flaminx: Play some sonic roblox
  247. [12:55:46] flaminx: thats the new hip meme game to play
  248. [12:55:46] diggleshut: if you didn't need to sleep most people could probably get by with a gym membership and a storage locker
  249. [12:55:56] flaminx: Every fucking time
  250. [12:56:02] diggleshut: but like a garage sized locker
  251. [12:56:16] flaminx: Why do you even have this bot here
  252. [12:56:24] diggleshut: I mean you could sleep in the garage locker but that's illegal almost everywhere
  253. [12:56:36] djgamer__: did you download 6 gigs in like 10 mins
  254. [12:56:44] lyiol: for timNofun
  255. [12:56:46] basssic: it was 1gb
  256. [12:56:47] basssic: 1.3
  257. [12:56:51] djgamer__: oh
  258. [12:57:07] ilovedaydreaming: SEGA
  259. [12:57:28] luna_moona: SourPls
  260. [12:57:28] basssic: robotonic is a better name than robotnik tho
  261. [12:57:32] ilovedaydreaming: Where are Sonic's feet?
  262. [12:58:05] chaoscom: is this space channel 5 with sonic characters ?
  263. [12:59:00] basssic: why not model 2 emulator?
  264. [12:59:00] flaminx: I think you might need like DirectX 7
  265. [12:59:04] chaoscom: lol, a fighting game
  266. [12:59:19] dajmasta: those shadows remind me of hot girl
  267. [12:59:22] lyiol: brutal
  268. [12:59:30] ilovedaydreaming: lol
  269. [12:59:36] dajmasta: i think that was a model 2 emu then
  270. [13:00:13] chaoscom: beating up amy FeelsBadMan
  271. [13:00:39] tasch797: these roadhouse kicks
  272. [13:00:42] diggleshut: if I could rent and live in a garage locker I'd be in heaven
  273. [13:00:46] ilovedaydreaming: This game promotes domestic violence. :(
  274. [13:00:56] orionsnebula: That doesn't look like the Amy I'm used to.... Is this an old design or something?
  275. [13:00:57] diggleshut: a small one is what like $100 a month
  276. [13:01:14] flaminx: the rubbery effects are suprisingly good
  277. [13:02:01] chaoscom: look at these model deformations
  278. [13:02:01] flaminx: so you like them thicc tim?
  279. [13:02:47] volantarius: quaternions are hard though
  280. [13:03:17] chaoscom: you got thrown once and lost more than all the punches you were throwing
  281. [13:03:55] ilovedaydreaming: Tails noooo :(
  282. [13:04:18] djgamer__: is the stage supposed to look that bad
  283. [13:04:19] basssic: SPEED SPEED
  284. [13:04:22] basssic: no
  285. [13:04:30] ty1i: Thjere's a sonic fighting game? Why.
  286. [13:04:51] chaoscom: ask sega
  287. [13:05:35] basssic: why does sonic's eye drift at the end of each match
  288. [13:05:39] lowsnek: Shallow as in the water levels
  289. [13:05:56] tasch797: this game had great time in esports
  290. [13:05:59] basssic: but it's just one eye
  291. [13:06:00] basssic: not both
  292. [13:06:06] basssic: his left eye moves, not his right
  293. [13:06:18] flaminx: Bash the fash
  294. [13:06:41] chaoscom: So this was originally on arcades only ?
  295. [13:07:26] ty1i: Who the hell is BEAN?
  296. [13:07:33] basssic: bean the dynamite, ofc
  297. [13:07:42] basssic: classic sonic character
  298. [13:07:57] flaminx: He's part of the sonic extended universe that mainly autistics care about
  299. [13:08:18] ty1i: So is sonichu in this game too?
  300. [13:08:24] ty1i: He's part of the extended...whatever right?
  301. [13:08:38] flaminx: I will eat my shoes if Sonichu makes it to a sonic game
  302. [13:09:05] flaminx: CWC doesn't deserve that
  303. [13:09:09] lowsnek: Oh shit sonic verse sonic
  304. [13:09:18] punnypearl: Oh shit
  305. [13:09:21] taggoislovetaggoislife: So tim, when can I expect a full mono stream? romaneMulan
  306. [13:09:25] basssic: because he was made by robotonic
  307. [13:09:28] domaspiragas: The Shadow world is unpleasant.
  308. [13:09:52] basssic: sonic science....
  309. [13:10:09] mblymyer: It sounds like things worked themselves out in the lab?
  310. [13:10:31] lowsnek: Punching with your fingers out
  311. [13:10:45] ilovedaydreaming: Tim's too obsessed with sonic right now to do a main stream. :P
  312. [13:10:52] chaoscom: i'm actually baffled when you said the system that was originally running this had only support for quads
  313. [13:11:15] chaoscom: how the heck do you know this ?
  314. [13:12:42] zarradeth: you can still make a triangle with a quad if two of the points on it are the same
  315. [13:12:55] ty1i: Gotta be fast
  316. [13:13:03] lyiol: punches are TOO FAST
  317. [13:13:07] hackoon_: this sure is a game
  318. [13:13:09] punnypearl: EZ
  319. [13:13:29] djgamer__: gg
  320. [13:13:39] flaminx: Mmm crispy
  321. [13:13:40] djgamer__: I said gg
  322. [13:13:44] djgamer__: but it was more like bg
  323. [13:14:16] exiledcat: remember that time you punched constantly, that was really good
  324. [13:14:33] basssic: yu suzuki's masterpiece
  325. [13:14:36] basssic: move aside shenmue
  326. [13:14:40] chaoscom: well that's true Zarradeth but it sounds wasteful
  327. [13:14:45] anony54: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/388309308/after-looking-for-the-textures
  328. [13:15:22] chaoscom: actually looking up close, i can see how they shaped the quads at the spikes
  329. [13:15:26] dyrand: game over means you should be done playing
  330. [13:15:27] chaoscom: lol
  331. [13:15:31] dyrand: Not that you lost
  332. [13:15:41] raziel744: was this actually an arcade game at some point?
  333. [13:16:08] basssic: yes
  334. [13:16:14] basssic: 96
  335. [13:16:16] raziel744: dang
  336. [13:16:30] hackoon_: the man child
  337. [13:16:39] diggleshut: sounds a lot like the story to starship troopers
  338. [13:16:39] flaminx: Child Tim sounds a bit like a dork
  339. [13:17:09] ilovedaydreaming: REKT
  340. [13:17:27] godlysnack: game is obviously optimized for sonic lol
  341. [13:17:28] maria__ozawa: that oki
  342. [13:17:30] chaoscom: Press the Turbo button on your computer tower, tim
  343. [13:17:56] luna_moona: fpbp anony
  344. [13:17:56] anony54: the half life series is dead
  345. [13:18:45] mechsaber: was the sound this choppy in the arcade machine version? or that the emulator being strange
  346. [13:18:59] basssic: it's an emulator of an emulator atm
  347. [13:19:03] flaminx: I can't tell what is canon amy lore in my head and what is just sonichu drivel
  348. [13:19:04] basssic: so no it was not this bad
  349. [13:19:06] raziel744: but why bark though
  350. [13:19:13] raziel744: do polar bears bark
  351. [13:19:25] flaminx: Yes
  352. [13:19:46] raziel744: oh
  353. [13:19:49] raziel744: ok then
  354. [13:19:54] chaoscom: "..The Model 2's chip originated "from military equipment from Lockheed Martin... It cost $2 million to use the chip. It was part of flight-simulation equipment that cost $32 million. And I had to take that chip and convert it for video game use, and make the technology available for the consumer at 5,000 yen ($50)"
  355. [13:20:23] hackoon_: cant wait to see this at evo
  356. [13:20:50] raziel744: he like, inflated your head with a grab
  357. [13:21:06] mechsaber: i thought he shoved a bomb in his mouth
  358. [13:21:11] raziel744: ahhh
  359. [13:21:23] ty1i: Oh Gods the sounds
  360. [13:22:45] tasch797: memory leak everywhere
  361. [13:22:50] pinguino: what does Dynamite mean in this context
  362. [13:22:53] mblymyer: Keep playing until we get a Hot Girl Meltdown
  363. [13:23:04] otterfiend: o no
  364. [13:23:08] basssic: bean is actually an anthropomorphic stick of dynamite
  365. [13:23:39] raziel744: you should be able to juggle off the wallbounce
  366. [13:23:50] helzarian: why does the sound tear so much
  367. [13:24:09] diggleshut: I get that the guy who released the story wrote the original half life stuff
  368. [13:24:13] diggleshut: but I don't see how that makes half life dead
  369. [13:24:22] luna_moona: back to normal speed for all of 0.5 seconds
  370. [13:24:28] diggleshut: like....no story is the half life 3 story until half life 3 is made
  371. [13:24:37] pinguino: I want to see high level Bean play
  372. [13:24:42] pinguino: sonic for evo
  373. [13:24:44] diggleshut: I don't see how it's any different if someone wrote a really good half life 3 fan fiction
  374. [13:24:59] raziel744: bomb okizeme
  375. [13:24:59] phosphateep: what game is this?
  376. [13:25:05] koolman9933: Which Bean is best Bean
  377. [13:25:06] pinguino: Sonic Mania
  378. [13:25:10] pinguino: secret zone
  379. [13:25:13] flaminx: https://imgur.com/2qTjODa
  380. [13:25:16] luna_moona: but why would he release it if valve was actually going to release hl3?
  381. [13:25:29] lowqualitywallet: if it's been almost ten years and just now he's dumping the story
  382. [13:25:30] luna_moona: valve is developing hl3 in name only, they've only got 5 people working on it at any given time
  383. [13:25:31] diggleshut: I'm just saying that doesnt make half life 3 DEAD
  384. [13:25:32] orionsnebula: Put_Naked_Bean_In_UMVC3
  385. [13:25:34] lowqualitywallet: there you go
  386. [13:25:37] diggleshut: it just means this guy is disgruntled for some reason
  387. [13:25:52] diggleshut: how do you know he didn't just have a falling out with valve over them not liking the story or something?
  388. [13:25:54] anony54: valve let the NDA expire on that storyline meaning they probably don't care about its release
  389. [13:25:58] diggleshut: exactly
  390. [13:25:59] lowqualitywallet: the company went in a different direction, i think all laidlaw was really doing at that point was dota shit
  391. [13:26:08] lowqualitywallet: except for everybody
  392. [13:26:09] pinguino: sonic was blocking your pecks and for a moment I thought they weren't totally overpowered
  393. [13:26:10] pinguino: but no
  394. [13:26:11] punnypearl: but birds don't have teeth
  395. [13:26:13] pinguino: they are
  396. [13:26:15] ethernetseeds: man the slowmo stretch of the model when he's hit in the air is great
  397. [13:26:18] fenrax: Valve would have renewed the NDA if they were planning on releasing HL3 anytime soon if ever
  398. [13:26:21] diggleshut: to me this just seems like some guy upset valve didn't like his new story or liked it but was offended they didn't make a new half life 3 immediately
  399. [13:26:36] luna_moona: "immediately"
  400. [13:26:41] anony54: it's been 10 years diggle
  401. [13:26:51] anony54: one decade since episode 2
  402. [13:26:51] pinguino: https://www.speedrun.com/Sonic_the_Fighters#Bean
  403. [13:26:54] koolman9933: Same with all fighting games
  404. [13:26:55] diggleshut: I'm just saying I don't think half life 3 is DEAD
  405. [13:26:55] helzarian: this game is so bad idk if I can watch it
  406. [13:26:58] diggleshut: it's just not a priority
  407. [13:27:02] lowqualitywallet: october 10th
  408. [13:27:03] djgamer__: was that graphic made in ms paint
  409. [13:27:03] ty1i: THE FRAMES.
  410. [13:27:13] lowqualitywallet: it might as well be
  411. [13:27:34] diggleshut: I'm ok with blaming dota
  412. [13:27:41] luna_moona: "not a priority" ill say
  413. [13:27:42] raziel744: it's an artistic choice
  414. [13:27:48] raziel744: an artistic memory leak
  415. [13:27:52] diggleshut: lol
  416. [13:27:55] ethernetseeds: sonic gotta go 8 frames per second
  417. [13:27:58] luna_moona: with only 5 people working on it, it's not going to be done in a long long time
  418. [13:28:04] diggleshut: I guess I shouldn't talk cause I never had a lot invested in half life so it's easy for me to dismiss how long it's been
  419. [13:28:11] diggleshut: if I was a true fan I'd prob be pissed too
  420. [13:28:16] diggleshut: but I think dead is a little beyond hyperbole
  421. [13:28:24] anony54: what was released was basically the plot to episode 3
  422. [13:28:35] exiledcat: gotta peck fast
  423. [13:28:36] anony54: episode 3 was expected around 2009
  424. [13:28:36] diggleshut: what was released was a story written by a guy who wrote the other stories
  425. [13:28:44] chaoscom: why is the emu having that much trouble
  426. [13:28:45] ilovedaydreaming: Oh.
  427. [13:28:45] anony54: he was the main writer for the series
  428. [13:28:47] helzarian: rip
  429. [13:28:50] raziel744: yooooo the wallsplat combo
  430. [13:28:52] diggleshut: it happens with movies all the time
  431. [13:28:53] punnypearl: timOh
  432. [13:28:54] dyrand: stun locked
  433. [13:29:04] helzarian: what are we doing with our lives
  434. [13:29:09] diggleshut: I don't see why a game series has to have the same story writer in order for it to be alive
  435. [13:29:27] diggleshut: like I get something is lost
  436. [13:29:31] pinguino: Wow.
  437. [13:29:31] fenrax: It doesn't but not making him renew the NDA is not a great sign
  438. [13:29:33] diggleshut: by losing a guy so tightly wound up in the story
  439. [13:29:37] raziel744: oh damn that's just an infinite on him
  440. [13:29:38] basssic: this is good
  441. [13:29:44] diggleshut: maybe they let it expire just to spite this guy
  442. [13:29:45] diggleshut: who knows
  443. [13:29:55] dyrand: You pay 25cent to play that?
  444. [13:29:59] punnypearl: what a difficult and rewarding bose
  445. [13:30:00] diggleshut: maybe inside valve he's an asshole who thinks he knows best about everything so valve said go fuck yourself
  446. [13:30:00] raziel744: you did it
  447. [13:30:04] ethernetseeds: yay
  448. [13:30:06] koolman9933: Quality game
  449. [13:30:06] diggleshut: he thinks he's hot shit cause he wrote the half life story
  450. [13:30:08] punnypearl: boss*
  451. [13:30:11] diggleshut: no idea
  452. [13:30:12] ty1i: It wasn't a BOSS, it was a BONUS!
  453. [13:30:13] raziel744: here's an epileptic seizure as a reward
  454. [13:30:35] fenrax: they could do that and still force him to be under nda which would probably spite him more if true
  455. [13:30:41] ty1i: The sounds makes my ears want to bleed.
  456. [13:30:46] chaoscom: Bless
  457. [13:30:46] ilovedaydreaming: bless you
  458. [13:30:49] fenrax: You can have NDA apply even after firing someone
  459. [13:30:51] diggleshut: I bet he has felt slighted for a while since there has been no new game I'm sure he's not best friends with everyone at valve
  460. [13:31:04] diggleshut: someone on good terms with valve would not have released this story NDA or not
  461. [13:31:31] raziel744: i don't think you did those dive moves did you?
  462. [13:31:39] diggleshut: there's more to the story imo
  463. [13:31:44] diggleshut: pun intended
  464. [13:32:15] raziel744: lol it's struggling
  465. [13:32:17] punnypearl: wow the sound...
  466. [13:32:17] diggleshut: fenrax I get where youi're coming from I'm inclined to think that too
  467. [13:32:28] hackoon_: tim this is bad
  468. [13:32:31] diggleshut: that it would be more spiteful to force him to stay quiet
  469. [13:32:46] ethernetseeds: will it get worse in round 3?
  470. [13:32:58] helzarian: why does twitch only have events in california? Do they think Califonia is the entire world or something?
  471. [13:33:00] diggleshut: but think about it.....if he's on bad terms with valve he probably says all the time something along the lines of "wow I have the greatest story of all time for half life 3 but I can't talk about it because they wont make the game"
  472. [13:33:02] raziel744: i wonder if people speedrun this
  473. [13:33:03] hackoon_: yea
  474. [13:33:05] ilovedaydreaming: Bean is faster than Sonic confirmed
  475. [13:33:08] hackoon_: california is pretty good
  476. [13:33:17] diggleshut: so maybe someone at valve who doesn't like him said "you know what take your shitty story and shove it up your ass....if we make hl3 we'll hire someone else"
  477. [13:33:24] helzarian: how is it good lo
  478. [13:33:26] helzarian: lol
  479. [13:33:45] hackoon_: tim please do something else
  480. [13:33:52] raziel744: lariat!
  481. [13:34:06] diggleshut: so yeah now he can share his secret but he also can't make it seem like it's a mystery
  482. [13:34:08] ethernetseeds: this is too many frames
  483. [13:34:10] diggleshut: and use that to his advantage
  484. [13:34:10] ethernetseeds: we need less
  485. [13:34:22] basssic: https://smashboards.com/threads/sonic-the-fighters.97954/ tiers
  486. [13:34:27] basssic: apparently knuckles is top
  487. [13:34:42] basssic: knuckles + espio
  488. [13:34:43] tokyoscarab: Hey ever..........What the hell is this? XD
  489. [13:35:57] helzarian: Perfect K.O.!
  490. [13:36:10] exiledcat: love those marching steps
  491. [13:36:13] chaoscom: Bean is S-Tier
  492. [13:36:20] diggleshut: echo echo echo echo
  493. [13:36:32] raziel744: they can't have normal kicks because their feet are longer than their legs
  494. [13:36:35] helzarian: I wonder if this game actually had decent fps and sound if it would be slightly more popular
  495. [13:37:02] helzarian: Oh
  496. [13:37:04] notnotkoro: Oh geez I remember playing this
  497. [13:37:09] ethernetseeds: it gets worse and worse and that's great
  498. [13:37:22] atomicagent: Hai Tim & chat timPlus
  499. [13:37:40] pinguino: toot toot
  500. [13:37:47] anony54: it's dead
  501. [13:37:48] helzarian: SourPls
  502. [13:37:55] hackoon_: "awesome"
  503. [13:37:57] notnotkoro: I just used the cork gun character and cheesed it out
  504. [13:38:02] koolman9933: pretty awful
  505. [13:38:02] diggleshut: jim/
  506. [13:38:04] diggleshut: ?
  507. [13:38:28] raziel744: pretty neat animation though
  508. [13:38:37] raziel744: i don't understand the rainbow water though
  509. [13:38:43] helzarian: Sonic > Mickey
  510. [13:38:53] hackoon_: why does he run
  511. [13:39:11] notnotkoro: Oh god this animation reminded me there was a Sonic anime movie I may have bought
  512. [13:39:18] notnotkoro: I remember nothing about it now though
  513. [13:40:46] hackoon_: tim you're a fucking nerd
  514. [13:40:50] punnypearl: Tim you know a whole lot about sonic
  515. [13:40:51] pinguino: you should be a sonic historian
  516. [13:41:04] helzarian: Is this game better or worse than sonic mana
  517. [13:41:09] basssic: why does everything sound so lo-fi
  518. [13:41:10] basssic: not music wise
  519. [13:41:12] basssic: sfx
  520. [13:41:37] chaoscom: your bitrate is fluctuating between 4000kps and 5500 kbps
  521. [13:42:32] notnotkoro: The sheer amount of cockblock springs in this level seems infuriating
  522. [13:42:36] slashstarex: Who is this STEREOTONE tim? 🤔
  523. [13:42:46] lyiol: yesh
  524. [13:42:55] pinguino: shaa
  525. [13:43:20] notnotkoro: I'd kill myself if I had to play this for 3 minutes
  526. [13:43:26] chaoscom: he internally overheats
  527. [13:43:45] pinguino: is tails in this
  528. [13:44:02] blekacross: hi
  529. [13:44:09] pinguino: well I don't wanna play it then
  530. [13:44:31] helzarian: Would sonic still be sonic without tails?
  531. [13:44:36] arielmanticore: Let's watch sonic die. ^-^
  532. [13:45:19] mechsaber: sonic does not looked pleased
  533. [13:45:56] hackoon_: I also kill myself if left alone
  534. [13:46:19] pinguino: do you think sonic knows we're waiting for him to die
  535. [13:46:25] pinguino: is that why he's mad
  536. [13:46:31] slashstarex: so whats the idea behind this account?
  537. [13:46:31] basssic: sonic knows all
  538. [13:46:35] chaoscom: i wonder if the 3 min death is some weird remnant from the arcades
  539. [13:47:04] ethernetseeds: still alive but past 3 minutes?
  540. [13:47:06] slashstarex: Are you telling me sonic dying isnt interesting
  541. [13:47:30] ethernetseeds: ah okay
  542. [13:47:33] lyiol: watch sonic brutally die
  543. [13:47:44] lyiol: RIP
  544. [13:47:44] chaoscom: LOL
  545. [13:47:47] hackoon_: ???????????
  546. [13:47:49] blekacross: lol
  547. [13:47:51] bbdrawr: F
  548. [13:47:51] chaoscom: "I'm outta here"
  549. [13:47:52] slashstarex: He's outta here
  550. [13:47:53] luna_moona: ???
  551. [13:48:03] mechsaber: that was kind of creepy
  552. [13:48:04] filthykur: I'm outta here
  553. [13:48:05] pinguino: I thought it was just super upbeat game over music
  554. [13:48:55] pinguino: D:
  555. [13:49:00] luna_moona: oh god
  556. [13:49:04] lyiol: a bunch of tidus' laughing in various pitches
  557. [13:49:05] luna_moona: D:
  558. [13:49:05] blekacross: oh
  559. [13:49:11] mechsaber: cirPls
  560. [13:49:13] helzarian: D:
  561. [13:49:15] bbdrawr: child me would have freaked out
  562. [13:49:21] chaoscom: this is Tidus laugh all over again
  563. [13:49:24] pinguino: remake it with the tidus laugh
  564. [13:49:32] pinguino: toot toot
  565. [13:49:32] hackoon_: vaporwave sonic?
  566. [13:49:32] luna_moona: a e s t h e t i c s
  567. [13:49:47] helzarian: tim you know too much about sonic
  568. [13:49:58] orionsnebula: Why would they bother changing the music during localization?
  569. [13:50:53] slashstarex: Tim are you a sonic connoissuer?
  570. [13:50:55] luna_moona: SourPls
  571. [13:50:59] eliteyon: SourPls
  572. [13:51:22] chaoscom: yepp
  573. [13:51:48] chaoscom: but it's so blatantly sampled i bet they had licensed it
  574. [13:51:51] lyiol: return of tidus
  575. [13:51:58] basssic: too many laughing samples in both ost's
  576. [13:52:04] basssic: overall
  577. [13:52:15] eliteyon: forsenS
  578. [13:52:37] luna_moona: SourPls
  579. [13:52:38] chaoscom: that laugh actually sounds like the laugh of the king from the cd-i version
  580. [13:52:40] eliteyon: SourPls
  581. [13:52:51] bbdrawr: i'm starting to think tim likes sonic
  582. [13:52:52] chaoscom: in that zelda game
  583. [13:52:54] orionsnebula: This voices in this really remind me of another song that I can't figure out
  584. [13:53:06] bananaburger: tee lopes did a stream yesterday where he made a song
  585. [13:53:08] chaoscom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYgcS53Ezk
  586. [13:53:12] bananaburger: it was pretty cool
  587. [13:53:16] volantarius: was the puyo theme from sonic mania released?
  588. [13:54:19] chaoscom: he became and old and disgruntled man FeelsBadMan
  589. [13:54:22] anony54: no diggle
  590. [13:55:00] whatdoesthecowthink: taymooHi
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