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  1. Nef Anyo: Alad V! Jason! Just put me out of my misery.
  2. Jason: Why, Nef Anyo? What could be wrong on this fine day?
  3. Nef Anyo: Fine?! [grabs Jason's mouth and ties it up] Today's not the day for that word, boy. Not after I received this letter from the Fry Cooks Union. It says here fry cook Jason Redstone has accumulated too much vacation time. And if you don't take some time off, I'll have to pay a fine. [cries]
  4. Jason: Time off?
  5. Nef Anyo: Oh, I guess there's no other way to say this...Jason, take a vacation.
  6. Jason: Aye aye, Nef Anyo. [runs out]
  7. Nef Anyo: Well, that went better than expected.
  8. Jason: [running down the street] I'm ready, vacation. I'm ready, vacation. Vacation. Vacation. [enters his house] Hey, Kailash.
  9. Kailash: Meow?
  10. Jason: That's right, Kailash, I am home early. I'm on vacation. Well, good night, Kailash. [walks into his bed and closes his eyes for no more than two seconds before his alarm goes off. Scene cuts to him lifting his weights, eating cereal, flossing, showering, then putting on some spray to make him shine. He grabs his hat then walks into the Korpus Krab] Good morning, Korpus Krew! Hello, Alad V.
  11. Alad V: I thought you were on vacation.
  12. Nef Anyo: [stops Jason] He was and is. I told you to take a vacation, boy.
  13. Jason: What's a vacation?
  14. Nef Anyo: Well, a vacation is when you don't come into work.
  15. Jason: [gasps] No work?! But what'll I do all day?
  16. Nef Anyo: Oh, I dunno. Just go have fun or whatever. I really don't care. Ya just can't be here.
  17. Jason: But who will fry the patties and clean the grill while I'm gone? Alad V can't do it all alone.
  18. Alad V: Nor will I.
  19. Nef Anyo: That's why I've hired an unpaid intern as your temporary replacement.
  20. Zora: [walks in] Good morning, boss. I'm ready for my first day.
  21. Nef Anyo: Speaking of Tenno, here's your replacement right here.
  22. Jason: Replacement?
  23. Zora: Hi, Jason.
  24. Nef Anyo: That's enough banter on my dime.
  25. Zora: Ok, boss.
  26. Nef Anyo: Wait a second, Zora. You'll need the right tools for the job. [takes Jason's hat and spatula and gives it to Zora]
  27. Zora: Wow. [notices her reflection in the spatula] Huh! They put a tiny me in the belly scratcher. [scratches her belly and her back] Wow. It scratches backs, too!
  28. Nef Anyo: Ah, take it from me, Jason. Just go on home. Enjoy your vacation.
  29. Jason: I really should tell Zora the proper patty-flipping technique. [Nef Anyo shuts the doors in Jason's face. Scene cuts to inside Jason's house]
  30. Kailash: Meow.
  31. Jason: I'm on vacation, Kailash. I'm not allowed to go to work. [stomach growls then shrinks. Jason gasps] My stomach has receded! Nef Anyo said I couldn't work at the Korpus Krab. He didn't say I couldn't eat there. This is my ticket back inside! [scene cuts to Korpus Krab]
  32. Alad V: Go away, Jason. You're ruining my vacation...from you.
  33. Jason: I'm not here to see you, Alad V.
  34. Nef Anyo: Jason, do we have to go through this again?
  35. Jason: I'm here as a customer not as an employee. Just gonna grab a Korpus Patty with Zora for lunch.
  36. Nef Anyo: Alright, but lunch only. If you so much as touch a spatuler, you'll be vacationing in a Hydrolyst's locker.
  37. Jason: You have my word, sir. No working. [enters kitchen] Hey, Zor, it's time for your lunch... [screams as she sees Zora putting patties, attached to her body, on the grill] Zora, you can't do that!
  38. Zora: Huh?
  39. Jason: You need to turn up the grill to exactly 298 degrees Fahrenheit. [turns the knob to the right from 297 to 298. Takes Zora's spatula] Zora, this is no way to treat a Korpus Patty.
  40. Nef Anyo: [storms into the kitchen] Jason! What did I tell you about working?
  41. Jason: Wait, it's not what you think.
  42. Nef Anyo: [wheels Jason on a dolly] Out you go, boy.
  43. Jason: But my knowledge could help Zora maintain the high standards of the Korpus Krab.
  44. Nef Anyo: We've got it all under control here. I don't want to see hide or tail of ya 'til your vacation is over. You got that?
  45. Jason: Yes, Nef Anyo.
  46. Nef Anyo: Well, boy... [launches Jason off] off ya go! And don't come back 'til it's over. [scene cuts to Jason entering his house]
  47. Jason: Oh, what to do, what to do. I know just the thing to get the spirits up. The official Korpus Krab playset. [sits down in front of a toy Korpus Krab with Krusty Krew figures. Opens it up]
  48. Alad V: [Jason imitating him] Jason, I need 20 Krabby Patties on the double, please.
  49. Jason: Sure thing, Mr. Alad V, sir. 20 Krabby Patties coming up.
  50. Nef Anyo: [Jason imitating him] Jason, what are you doing here? You're gonna cost me some loot if you don't get your square keister home. Out, out, out until your vacation is over. [takes Jason's Krusty hat off. Jason walks home, sad]
  51. Jason: [walking inside his pineapple] Oh, what to do on this boring vacation. Hey, I know just the thing to get the ol' spirits up. [plays with a smaller Korpus Krab playset]
  52. Alad V: [Jason imitating him] I need 20 Krabby Patties, please.
  53. Jason: Sure thing, ol' buddy, ol' Squid. 20 Krabby Patties coming...
  54. Kailash: Meow.
  55. Jason: You're right, Kailash. It is unhealthy to think of the Korpus Krab while I'm on vacation. I need to get out of the house. [scene cuts to Korpus Krab where Alad V is washing windows until he sees Jason]
  56. Alad V: Uh, Nef Anyo, he's out there again.
  57. Nef Anyo: I'll deal with this. Boy, you're on Korpus Krab property. Back it up. [Jason steps backwards] Further. [steps backwards more] Further. [steps backwards more] Further. [steps backwards more] Further. [steps backwards until he is in front of his house] That'll do.
  58. Jason: Nef Anyo is right. In order to enjoy my vacation, I need to stay away from work. Physically and mentally. [looks at his net] Hey, that reminds me of... [his net turns into a spatula. Pretends to grill but stops] Hold it right there, Mr. Workaholic. You're on vacation. You just need to sit down and relax. [floats onto the ground] That's more like it. Just sit back and watch the clouds. [watches a cloud go by] That one's a Kuaka! [another cloud goes by] That's a pirate ship. [another cloud goes by] And that's low salt ketchup...whoa! Low salt ketchup? [scene cuts to Korpus Krab where a delivery truck backs up. Jason, in a disguise, walks up to the kitchen door] Got your steaming, hot bun delivery here. [another delivery truck backs up. A delivery fish gets out with the same buns on a plate]
  59. Delivery Corpus: Huh? What's the big idea, here? [Jason laughs nervously then gets booted out. Scene cuts to the phone ringing inside the Korpus Krab. Zora answers]
  60. Zora: Hello? Hello? Hello? [Jason slips through phone cord and through Zora's head but gets shot out of the Korpus Krab, through the doors. Scene cuts to the Korpus Krab restroom where Zora is cleaning out her ear] Huh, I didn't even know I had an ear. [notices water splashing out from the toilet behind her] Hey, I just cleaned that one.
  61. Jason: Zora, shhh.
  62. Zora: It talks! [screams and runs out]
  63. Jason: Somebody help, I'm stuck! [Nef Anyo walks up] Nef Anyo! Thank the Lotus it's you. I'm in a bit of a fix here. [Nef Anyo grabs a cord above the toilet] Um, Nef Anyo? [Nef Anyo flushes the toilet] Noooo!! [gets flushed down the toilet. Scene cuts to Jason jumping out of a customers shirt and into the grease fryer in the kitchen] Uh oh.
  64. Nef Anyo: Now what? [picks up the fryer and sees Jason small and deep fried] Tsk, tsk, tsk. [Jason then crumbles into crumbs and puts him in his boat out back] I've had enough for one day, son. [drives off]
  65. Jason: Thanks for the ride home, Nef Anyo.
  66. Nef Anyo: Not a problem at all, me boy.
  67. Jason: Just take the next right. [Nef Anyo drives past his house] Nef Anyo, we just passed the turn off.
  68. Nef Anyo: Uh-huh.
  69. Jason: My house is back that way, Mr. A.
  70. Nef Anyo: Far out, little man. Far out. [drives into a forest and stops]
  71. Jason: Where'd you say you were taking me?
  72. Nef Anyo: Look, boy, [takes out a spatula] I brought your spatuler. [Jason glares at the spatula and acts like a dog] C'mon, boy, get it. Get the spatuler. Go get it! [throws the spatula into the forest. Jason chases after it while Nef Anyo turns around and drives off] Enjoy your vacation, boy!
  73. Jason: It's not fair. Why would Nef Anyo try so hard to get rid of me? I'm only on vacation. Unless, it's a... [gasps] ...permanent vacation! That's it! Nef Anyo wants to replace me. Oh, I should've known! Zora's had her eye on my job all along! She's been scheming! They think I'm outdated! They think I'm all washed up! Well, I'll show them! [scene cuts to Zora running down the street to his rock]
  74. Zora: Working at the Korpus Krab. Making Krabby Patties all day. Flipping Korpus Krab working patties krab...uhh, that's a hard song to remember. [opens his rock and jumps in] Huh?
  75. Jason: [sitting in the corner of Zora's rock] Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire me like that? Like trash? I don't think so!
  76. Zora: Jason? Is that you?
  77. Jason: [turns around with an evil look on his face] I've been waiting for you, Zora! [walks towards Zora, growling]
  78. Zora: Jason, you're scaring me. Ahh! [Jason laughs maniacally and closes in around Zora. Scene cuts to Korpus Krab]
  79. Alad V: What’ll be?
  80. Customer: One Korpus Patty, please.
  81. Alad V: One shell on a shingle. [Zora gives Alad V the order then many orders come out, it blocks the window just for Nef Anyo to notice]
  82. Nef Anyo: Well, I'll be...Zora! Your cooking's improved one-thousand fold. Congratulations, boy, you've finally got the hang of it. [Zora turns around, and it turns out to be Jason in a Zora costume] Jason? No wonder. Zora could never flip that many patties in an hour. What happened to that feller, anyway?
  83. Jason: Oh, I told her to stay home and watch television. [Zora is sitting at home watching a broken TV]
  84. Nef Anyo: Why'd you do it, laddy?
  85. Jason: [starts to cry] Oh, Nef Anyo, I love the putrid grease of the Korpus Krab so much, I just couldn't stay away!
  86. Nef Anyo: You don't have to. [takes out a calendar] Your accumulated vacation time is used up. [tears up calendar] The union can't fine me, anymore.
  87. Jason: You must've saved a fortune.
  88. Nef Anyo: Bumping barnacles, yes. [laughs and holds up a dime] There she is.
  89. Jason: Wow! That's more than I make in a year.
  90. Nef Anyo: Don't be askin me for a raise. Just get back to work.
  91. Jason: [jumps out of the Zora costume] Yippee! I happily acquiesce.
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