Kagajou Suzume's self-introduction

Suz: Eh? Introduce myself!? I have to introduce myself!?

Suz: Me, on the very bottom of the human hierarchy, to the Heroes who stand at the very top of it!?

Suz: And I have to tell them?! About myself!?

Suz: Waaaah! That's just cruel! Mebu, save me!

Suz: This is even worse than a stress interview! My heart can't handle this!

Suz: "Kagajou Suzume-san, can you tell us about your skills?"

Suz: "I don't have any..."

Suz: "Then, what are your ambitions and goals concerning fighting in this world?"

Suz: "I want to stay out of trouble as much as possible... I want to live a safe and easy life, sir..."

Suz: It's gonna turn into this kind of a failed job interview!

Suz: Phew... Hah...

Suz: Y-Yeah... I calmed down, Mebu. I got it. I'll try it. I'll try being myself!

Suz: But if I say something wrong or start choking on words, save me, okay, Mebu!? Promise me!

Suz: Uh... Okay, here I go...

Suz: Kagajou Suzume, 2nd year of middle school. Born on the 22nd of July, my blood type is A.

Suz: Skills... As I said earlier, I have none at all...

Suz: I can clean mandarins pretty nicely, I guess... But anyone can do that...

Suz: As for hobbies... I don't really have any aside from chatting with people... Whoa, I sound like a failure of a human being...

Suz: And let me say that again, I really do have zero worth in battle!

Suz: I don't think I'm going to be of any use when the fighting starts, so it'd be nice if you strong people protected me... Ehehe.

Suz: And as for thanks, if you protect me, I can give you a little incentive... in form of these lovely golden mandarins...

Suz: I can get you as many of these mandarins sent from back home in Ehime, so protect me!

Suz: Haah... Why did someone as incapable of fighting as me become a Hero candidate and is now a Sentinel...

Suz: Mebu says my survival instincts and ability to find a way to survive are amazing... But she's definitely overestimating me.

Suz: Or maybe it's like when you can't find any actual worth in someone and say they're "a nice person" to evade the issue...

Suz: Well, this is the kind of person Kagajou Suzume is!

Suz: I might have some faults... Or rather, I have nothing but faults...

Suz: But I look forward to working with you all!