Priest 1: Hmm people are turning away from our religion
Priest 2: Ok so making them think that God is really mean and scary isn't working, what should we do?
Priest 1: Well how about God loves everyone and everything and ....
Priest 1: ... uh oh that's going to be difficult to convince people of after all this time of him being evil.
Priest 2: We need a new guy then.
Priest 1: But we can't just switch Gods that doesn't work.
Priest 2: Well he'll be a different person ... but he'll be the same God
Priest 1: That doesn't even make sense ... Genius! *hi 5*
Priest 2: But how do we get them to obey?
Priest 1: lol that's easy, what's the worst possible torture you can think of?
Priest 2: um everlasting inferno?
Priest 1: Perfect! We'll just say that's where they go if they don't listen
Priest 2: props bro! we got it! we'll call the New Testament
Priest 1: Hell ya .. lets go get our dicks sucked,
Priest 2: Word, then I'll introduce you to this magician named jesus. I think he can help us out.