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Satan

GoldLeej Jun 17th, 2012 320 Never
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  1. satan (8:30:41 PM): YO
  2. satan (8:30:45 PM): WANNA E-DATE?
  3. tyrant (8:31:13 PM): Oh totally.
  4. tyrant (8:31:18 PM): </sarcasm>
  5. satan (8:31:27 PM): <NOTSARCASM>
  6. satan (8:31:31 PM): IM LIKE
  7. satan (8:31:34 PM): THE BEST DUDE ON HERE
  8. satan (8:31:38 PM): U SHULD BE ALL MINEEEE
  9. tyrant (8:31:40 PM): Colin, you're the worst troll i've seen.
  10. satan (8:31:44 PM): I WANT TO JIZZUM UPON UR FACE
  11. satan (8:31:45 PM): LOLWUT
  12. tyrant (8:31:46 PM): ﷯ Please be more creative.
  13. satan (8:31:47 PM): IM NOT COLIN
  14. satan (8:31:50 PM): WTF
  15. satan (8:31:54 PM): IM BEIN NICE?
  16. satan (8:32:03 PM): WHO TOOK THE JAM OUT OF YOUR DONUT!
  17. tyrant (8:32:21 PM): ﷯
  18. satan (8:32:52 PM): I'LL FILL IT BACK UP WITH CREAM?
  19. satan (8:32:53 PM): FOR U
  20. tyrant (8:33:04 PM): No thank you, i'm happy with my current boyfriend.
  21. satan (8:33:19 PM): NO YOUR NOT
  22. satan (8:33:24 PM): UR FAT SO U OBV AINT HAPPY
  23. tyrant (8:33:27 PM): Quite happy.
  24. satan (8:33:27 PM): COZ UR EATIN UR EMOTIONED
  25. satan (8:33:29 PM): AWAYYYYY
  26. satan (8:33:33 PM): UR NOT HAPPY AT ALL
  27. satan (8:33:33 PM): LOL
  28. tyrant (8:33:34 PM): No, i'm eating because he's my sugar daddy
  29. tyrant (8:33:38 PM): Duh
  30. satan (8:33:39 PM): HOW CAN U LOOK LIKE U AND BE HAPPY?
  31. satan (8:33:40 PM): LOL
  32. tyrant (8:33:45 PM): Very carefully
  33. tyrant (8:33:54 PM): The amount of donuts make up for all the unhappy
  34. tyrant (8:33:56 PM): so by default
  35. tyrant (8:34:00 PM): the unhappy is in the negatives
  36. tyrant (8:34:06 PM): therefor putting the happy in the positives
  37. tyrant (8:34:12 PM): Thus, I am happy because of donuts
  38. satan (8:34:19 PM): LOL
  39. tyrant (8:34:25 PM): Silly Colin
  40. satan (8:34:25 PM): UR DONUTS HAVE NO JAM THO
  41. tyrant (8:34:28 PM): yes they do
  42. satan (8:34:32 PM): NO THEY DONT
  43. tyrant (8:34:33 PM): Powdered sugar donuts
  44. satan (8:34:35 PM): I STPOLE IUR JAM
  45. satan (8:34:36 PM): ALSO
  46. satan (8:34:39 PM): THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
  47. tyrant (8:34:40 PM): Oh how rud
  48. tyrant (8:34:41 PM): e
  49. tyrant (8:34:44 PM): Oh is it?
  50. tyrant (8:34:47 PM): Explains why I ate it
  51. tyrant (8:34:49 PM): ﷯
  52. satan (8:35:00 PM): U ATE IT COZ UR A FAT FUCKER
  53. satan (8:35:04 PM): AND THERE WAS NO PIES LEFT
  54. tyrant (8:35:13 PM): It's true
  55. tyrant (8:35:15 PM): i ate them all
  56. tyrant (8:35:20 PM): But how can i be a fucker?
  57. tyrant (8:35:23 PM): I'm too fat to get laid
  58. tyrant (8:35:25 PM): as you know
  59. tyrant (8:35:29 PM): you spend so much time watching me
  60. tyrant (8:35:34 PM): c:
  61. satan (8:35:56 PM): LOL
  62. satan (8:35:57 PM): NO SHIT
  63. tyrant (8:36:11 PM): Your use of capslock isn't very intimidating.
  64. tyrant (8:36:12 PM): ﷯
  65. satan (8:36:14 PM): HENCE WHY UR HAPPY WITH UR E-BF WHAT WILL BE NOTHIN BE THEN A ONLINE RELATIONSHIP
  66. satan (8:36:15 PM): LOL
  67. satan (8:36:24 PM): IM USIN CAPS LOCK COZ ITS EASIER TO READ
  68. tyrant (8:36:28 PM): Strange, he's coming here next week. o.O
  69. satan (8:36:30 PM): AND IT MAKES MY LETTER AS BIG AS UR FINGERS BRO
  70. tyrant (8:36:33 PM): Oh well.
  71. tyrant (8:36:54 PM): Do you need me to use huge font for you?
  72. tyrant (8:36:58 PM): it matches my appearance
  73. satan (8:37:05 PM): YES
  74. satan (8:37:07 PM): U COULD
  75. tyrant (8:37:09 PM): Okay
  76. satan (8:37:11 PM): EBVEN THO I HAVE FONTS TURNED OFF
  77. satan (8:37:14 PM): BUT K GO WITH THT
  78. tyrant (8:37:17 PM): Oh that's a shame
  79. tyrant (8:37:24 PM): That was a waste of my time
  80. satan (8:37:25 PM): NO UR FACE IS SHAME
  81. satan (8:37:26 PM): TO WOMEN
  82. satan (8:37:29 PM): EVERYWEREEEEEEE
  83. tyrant (8:37:39 PM): Thank you for noticing ﷯
  84. satan (8:38:10 PM): LOL
  85. satan (8:38:10 PM): NP
  86. satan (8:38:13 PM): I DIDNT NOTICE
  87. satan (8:38:15 PM): UNTIL SUM1 SED
  88. satan (8:38:19 PM): TYRANT STOLE UR PIE COLIN
  89. satan (8:38:21 PM): AND I MAD
  90. satan (8:38:24 PM): I WANT MY PIE BACK
  91. satan (8:38:27 PM): >:@
  92. tyrant (8:38:42 PM): I thought you weren't Colin?
  93. tyrant (8:38:44 PM): Silly
  94. tyrant (8:38:47 PM): Keep your lies together
  95. tyrant (8:38:51 PM): ﷯ You're terrible at this
  96. satan (8:38:59 PM): LOL
  97. tyrant (8:38:59 PM): Jimmykudo did better and all he does is go
  98. tyrant (8:39:00 PM): LOL
  99. satan (8:39:07 PM): DUDE
  100. satan (8:39:10 PM): IM NOT EVEN TRYIN
  101. tyrant (8:39:13 PM): Try harder
  102. tyrant (8:39:16 PM): I'm amused
  103. satan (8:39:21 PM): THO AS SOON AS I PM';D UR FATASS NOTICE U TOOK UR VR DOWN
  104. tyrant (8:39:22 PM): Not mad or upset in the slightest.
  105. satan (8:39:24 PM): WHY WAS THIS?
  106. satan (8:39:26 PM): LOL
  107. satan (8:39:30 PM): OFC UR NOT MAD
  108. tyrant (8:39:34 PM): o.O The VR was gone before that
  109. satan (8:39:37 PM): UR A HIPPO AT A ZOO UR USED TO ABUSE
  110. tyrant (8:39:38 PM): Chatango lag much.
  111. satan (8:39:40 PM): NMO IT WASNT
  112. satan (8:39:44 PM): I ONLY JUST ADDED U
  113. tyrant (8:39:46 PM): ﷯ But I never leavce the house
  114. satan (8:39:46 PM): LOOKED THEN PMD
  115. tyrant (8:39:48 PM): I'm too fat.
  116. tyrant (8:39:54 PM): Silly Colin
  117. tyrant (8:40:03 PM): ﷯ You're trying to troll me and it's adorable!
  118. satan (8:40:06 PM): SILLY FATTY
  119. satan (8:40:06 PM): LOL
  120. satan (8:40:08 PM): IM NOT TRYIN
  121. tyrant (8:40:21 PM): Then try
  122. satan (8:40:30 PM): WHY WOULD I TRY
  123. satan (8:40:36 PM): IT WOULD TAKE ME A WEEK TO WALK ROUND U
  124. satan (8:40:39 PM): TOO MUCH WORK!
  125. tyrant (8:40:46 PM): We're online Colin
  126. satan (8:40:48 PM): MAKE A NEW VR FOR ME
  127. tyrant (8:40:49 PM): There is no need to walk
  128. satan (8:40:49 PM): <3
  129. tyrant (8:40:51 PM): Silly colin
  130. tyrant (8:40:52 PM): Okay
  131. satan (8:41:07 PM): LOL IS THT UR EXCUSE FOR BEIN ON HERE
  132. satan (8:41:16 PM): "I DONT NEED TO WALK ONLINE BITCHES BRING MY CAKE TO ME"
  133. satan (8:41:24 PM): DO U BREAK A SWEAT WHEN U LIFT UR FGINGERS TO TYPE?
  134. tyrant (8:41:42 PM): There you go
  135. satan (8:42:13 PM): THERE YOU GO WHAT
  136. satan (8:42:15 PM): LMAO
  137. satan (8:42:16 PM): WTF
  138. satan (8:42:26 PM): U LOOK LIKE U NEED TO BE PUT BACK IN THE OCEAN
  139. satan (8:42:28 PM): SAVE THE WHALE
  140. satan (8:42:30 PM): FOUNDATION
  141. tyrant (8:42:31 PM): I agree.
  142. satan (8:42:34 PM): DONATE A BG TO SATAN
  143. tyrant (8:42:34 PM): My skin is rather dry
  144. satan (8:42:37 PM): TO HELP SAVE THE WHALE
  145. tyrant (8:42:52 PM): Good idea
  146. tyrant (8:42:55 PM): I don't need more BG
  147. satan (8:43:00 PM): LOL THUMBS UP
  148. satan (8:43:10 PM): DUDE DOES UR VAGINA EAT UR PANTIES?
  149. tyrant (8:43:26 PM): Nope.
  150. satan (8:43:35 PM): ARE U SURE
  151. tyrant (8:43:43 PM): Quite.
  152. satan (8:43:45 PM): I BELIEVE IM MISSIN A PAIR OF UNION JACK PANTIES IN THT AXE WOUND
  153. satan (8:44:09 PM): OK OK
  154. satan (8:44:16 PM): I SEE THIS ATTENTION FROM ME IS GETTIN U WET
  155. tyrant (8:44:16 PM): Why would I touch anything of yours?
  156. satan (8:44:18 PM): I'LL STOP NOW
  157. tyrant (8:44:21 PM): Lmao.
  158. satan (8:44:23 PM): SORRY FOR ANY FATMESSHARM
  159. satan (8:44:27 PM): I MAY HAVE CAUSED
  160. tyrant (8:44:37 PM): I don't care, at all
  161. tyrant (8:44:38 PM): ﷯
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