April Fool

p1
>Route to school
>Hey, Kuro.
>What do you think about me?

>Huh? Whaddaya mean?
>Hurry up and spill it<3 If you don't answer, I can't be straight with you.
>What a pain! School's about to start...
>What's the best answer? You never know what's gonna be a land mine with this bitch...

>!?
>Wait, today's April 1st! I can say whatever I want and it'll be okay...
>I-I never realised it before but, even since the first year, Nemoto...I mean, Nemo, I've liked you!
>I'll go with a confession! No matter what game it is, you can increase your favorability at the start by saying you like them!

>Really!? I'm so glad... I like you too, Kuro, so I guess we're a couple starting today<3 Where should we go for our first date? An amusement park? The movies? Shopping?
>The Disneyland parade would be nice too! I want to watch the fireworks with you, Kuro!
>Hm? What the? It's April Fools', right? She's trolling me, right? She's making it really hard to tell her I was a lying...

p2
>And that's what happened...
>What should I do about it?
>...Hmm.
>Wouldn't it be better to clear up the misunderstanding sooner rather than later?

>So, I'm curious about the question you brought up...
>Heh? What question?
>Kuroki-san, what do you think about me?
>Huh? That has nothing to do with the current conversation, does it?

>Well, I like you.
>Hmmm... Same as Nemoto-san, huh... I guess you say that line to everyone, Kuroki-san.
>Huh? Does this bitch think I don't have much of a vocabulary? Cos I do! I've got a way larger vocab than those who just read light novels and manga!

>Screw this! I'll hit her with an abundance of synonyms for love!
>Erm... I love you...  guess.
>I didn't hear that... Say it one more time...
>You didn't hear me? I said I love you!
>...Really?
>I just told you it's April Fools' didn't I!? What's with these bitches!?

p3
>Heh... So who is it you love, Kuro?
>Heh?
>Kuroki-san really is an idiot...