Island of Misfit Toys 14

[19:47]	`GM	[When we last left our people who are not heroes, we found them staring at a girl in a box!]
[19:48]	Liu	"W-why is the Colonel keeping a little girl in a crate?!"
[19:50]	Jonah	"High chance that she's not what she looks like."
[19:50]	Kitkat	bounces in closer with the other two to see the girl up close.
[19:50]	Ai`	doesn't talk around the new girl.
[19:50]	Ai`	"Who are you?"
[19:50]	Kitkat	"Ohmyan ohmyan, I didn't knyow she'd be so cute!"
[19:50]	Ai`	leans forward, addressing her.
[19:51]	Kitkat	[The box-girl makes no response; she's entirely motionless.]
[19:52]	Ai`	slowly and tentatively reaches for the box-girl, initiating a friendly greeting.
[19:53]	Jonah	gets a broomstick.
[19:53]	Jonah	prods her with it a little.
[19:54]	Liu	swats the broomstick away, shooting Jonah an unamused glare
[19:54]	Jonah	shrugs.
[19:54]	Jonah	"Just trying to help."
[19:57]	Kitkat	[Even the prodding of the broomstick elicits no response. This girl is really out of it.]
[19:57]	Jonah	squints his eyes.
[19:58]	Jonah	"Hey. Actually..."
[19:58]	Jonah	crouches.
[19:58]	Jonah	inspects reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal close.
[19:58]	Jonah	"Doesn't look like a 'living' one to me. Not breathing at all. Nuh-uh."
[19:58]	Ai`	watches Jonah.
[19:58]	Liu	"...Are you a lolicon?"
[19:59]	Ai`	"With its apparent materials, it is likely a construct like me."
[19:59]	Jonah	cut Liu short with a hand gesture.
[19:59]	Liu	asks, with a very concerned expression
[19:59]	Kitkat	backs up a few steps, still grinning from ear to ear.
[20:00]	Jonah	"If you are gonna doubt me you better check it yourself. This is not a living thing."
[20:00]	Kitkat	flips open her folder and flicks her eyes between its contents and the box girl repeatedly.
[20:01]	Liu	tries to get a glimpse of the folder again, craning her neck
[20:01]	Kitkat	slaps Liu's cheek with the folder playfully.
[20:01]	Kitkat	"Nyah! Myine!"
[20:01]	Kitkat	hugs the folder to her chest protectively.
[20:01]	Liu	huffs, crossing her arms under her chest.
[20:02]	Kitkat	"Myeah, myeah, I BET myou'd like to see what I got in here~"
[20:02]	Liu	"Hmph!"
[20:03]	Jonah	attempt to pick 'it' up.
[20:03]	Liu	flicks up her tail, making a show of turning back to the girl in the box.
[20:03]	Kitkat	puts some distance between her and the group so she can be alone but still get a good look at the box girl.
[20:04]	Ai`	glances at Kitkat, but otherwise keeps her focus upon the boxgirl.
[20:10]	Ai`	silently performs a scan across multiple spectrums, staring at the girl-shaped object. In the end, it turns out to be just that.
[20:10]	Ai`	"She or it is organic, with zero life signs."
[20:10]	Kitkat	[The girl in the box is chill to the touch, just like she'd been sitting in a basement for weeks, which she probably has.]
[20:11]	Kitkat	"Hey, Joe, nyou SURE nyou want to do that? I myean, what if she blows up~?"
[20:12]	Kitkat	[She's also quite light for her height; Jonah has no trouble lifting her out of the box like a limp doll.]
[20:13]	Jonah	"Not like we can calla demolition team in here. Someone gotta do it."
[20:13]	Liu	tenses at the mention of explosions
[20:13]	Liu	"So, what exactly is she?"
[20:14]	Kitkat	"Just sayin~"
[20:14]	Jonah	put her on a chopping block. Not like he's going to chop her up. It's flat and level, so yeah.
[20:14]	Kitkat	giggles and takes another step back, supposedly out of the blast radius?
[20:15]	Liu	whimpers, looking anxiously at Kitkat
[20:15]	Jonah	"What now?"
[20:15]	Jonah	"I'm not gonna put her in a trash bag and put it in burnable trash, okay?"
[20:16]	Kitkat	[Jonah suddenly finds himself experiencing a sharp stinging pain and a weight on his wrist as he finishes flopping the girl onto the block. She's gnawing on his arm!]
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[20:18]	Jonah	"What the fu---!"
[20:19]	Jonah	, out of reflex, bang his wrist on the table!
[20:19]	Liu	jumps, letting out a tiny shriek
[20:20]	Kitkat	[The girl's got both her hands clamped firmly to his forearm; doesn't look like she's going to be coming off that easily...]
[20:20]	Ai`	"jumps" towards the incident, ready to contain it.
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[20:20]	Ai`	"Liu, remove it and I can contain it."
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[20:21]	Liu	"A- Er- Right!"
[20:21]	Liu	nods, moving to try and pry the not-dead girl from Jonah's arm
[20:21]	Kitkat	snickers off in the corner, reading her folder again.
[20:22]	Jonah	"hey oh shit oh shit someone get that vegetable oil spray thingy they use with pan! Quick!"
[20:22]	Jonah	"Spray it spray it spray it!"
[20:26]	Kitkat	[The bitey girl's body flops off the chopping block and onto the floor; she still seems pretty dead and listless, except for the biting. Blood is already dripping all over Jonah's arm and the dead girl's chin.]
[20:26]	Jonah	"Fucking Chucky's girlfriend!"
[20:27]	Jonah	looks around for a trash bin.
[20:27]	Ai`	moves to pick up the girl, making sure to hold her firmly. Given her material, no containment breach should be possible.
[20:27]	Ai`	"Who is 'Chucky'?"
[20:27]	Ai`	keeps her eyes on the doll, but asks anyway. Diplomacy is a prime directive, and learning culture is part of it.
[20:28]	Jonah	"uh, old movie. horror stuff. You should watch it."
[20:29]	Liu	panics, snapping her arm out ward like a whip to try and dislodge the thing
[20:31]	Ai`	"Understood."
[20:32]	Kitkat	[Liu's mighty arms manage to peel the girl off of Jonah's wrist. Almost instantly afterwards the girl manages to latch onto Liu's wrist instead!]
[20:32]	Liu	>	Liu	panics, snapping her arm out ward like a whip to try and dislodge the thing
[20:32]	Ai`	"Remove her, and I will hold on."
[20:32]	Ai`	remains calm.
[20:33]	Jonah	"Oh right. Spray!"
[20:33]	Jonah	runs around looking for one.
[20:35]	Kitkat	[Jonah's arm is extremely pale above the bite mark; he's lost a lot of blood, and he's feeling it.]
[20:37]	Jonah	also look around for something that works as a bandages too. Kitchen Tissue is not gonna cut it.
[20:38]	Jonah	"I got this I got this!"
[20:38]	Jonah	sprays the biting little bugger with vegetable oil!
[20:40]	Kitkat	[Her cold vicegrip on Liu's forearm slips and slides as the grease works its non-meat magic. She flails to maintain her hold, but it's not working. Honestly, she'd look adorably pathetic if not for the whole biting you thing.]
[20:41]	Ai`	closes her fingers around the girl's lower and upper body.
[20:41]	Ai`	[=-= * She shouldn't be going anywhere.]
[20:41]	Liu	pulls her arm free, immediately bringing the bite mark to her mouth and sucking the wound.
[20:42]	Kitkat	[Liu's wild movements push both the biting girl and the girl currently holding on to her lower half tumbling off into a nearby wall.]
[20:43]	Ai`	thuds into it with a dull "clang", but doesn't lose her grip or stay down for very long.
[20:45]	Kitkat	[The bitey girl doesn't seem all that interested in Ai, and starts biting and sucking at the spilled blood staining her jacket and hands instead.]
[20:46]	=-=	YOU are now known as `GM
[20:46]	Jonah	"what in the flying fuck. Mini vampirella?"
[20:47]	Ai`	"I do not know."
[20:47]	Ai`	glances to the others to check their status before looking towards Kat, inquisitive.
[20:48]	`GM	[Kitkat waves at Ai cheerfully in between scribbling doctor-like scribbles on a clipboard.
[20:48]	`GM	[=-= *] ]
[20:48]	Liu	is still sucking at her own wounds desperately, casting angry glares at the tiny monster.
[20:49]	`GM	Kitkat: "Hello~ Having fun~?"
[20:49]	Jonah	"Gah."
[20:49]	Jonah	rips his uniform's sleeve for a makeshift bandages.
[20:49]	Jonah	"You KNOW about this, didn't you."
[20:50]	Ai`	"Kitkat, you should provide medical attention. I am busy."
[20:50]	Ai`	raises her clasped hands just a bit to make it obvious.
[20:51]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wha? Oh come on, he'll heal, right?"
[20:51]	Jonah	"No!"
[20:51]	Jonah	he groans/
[20:52]	Jonah	"As long as I'm not dead I think it won't kick in."
[20:52]	Liu	makes pitiful, puppy-dog eyes at Kat
[20:52]	`GM	[Kitkat sighs and grabs a roll of medical gauze from the bag she brought.]
[20:52]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, fine, here, let me do it, you're doing it all wrong anyways."
[20:53]	`GM	Kitkat: "It's nyot even that big of a bite; just looks bad 'cause of all the blood, see?"
[20:53]	Jonah	"You totally know about this."
[20:53]	`GM	[Kat smiles.]
[20:54]	`GM	Kitkat: "Well, myeah~ Did nya think I didn't?"
[20:54]	Jonah	"a heads up would be pretty damn nice, don't you think?"
[20:54]	Jonah	so we don't really have to shed blood over this snappy poppycock.
[20:55]	Ai`	tries to play mediator.
[20:55]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wally said you nyeeded a little reminder for why myou don't mess around with him."
[20:55]	`GM	Kitkat: "He's for reals, nyo!"
[20:55]	Liu	lightly punches Kat's arm with her non-bloody one
[20:55]	Jonah	"And why the fuck is that even-"
[20:55]	Ai`	[=-= *remove my last line, please~]
[20:55]	Jonah	"....haaaaaaaaaah. Never mind."
[20:55]	Jonah	"Not like I can reason this whole mess anyway."
[20:57]	`GM	[The box girl seems to have gotten either bored or is finished with her freakish rampage, and now seems to be quite docile in Ai's arms. Her pageboy cap is still wedged awkwardly over her eyes.]
[20:57]	Ai`	brings the girl up to her face.
[20:57]	Ai`	"Can you speak?"
[20:57]	`GM	[The girl looks around, seemingly looking for the source of the sound even though it's right in front of her.
[20:58]	Liu	"You can keep her,"
[20:58]	`GM	Girl: "Woah, woah, words... Where are they coming from...? Hello?"
[20:58]	Liu	huffs toward Ai, bitterly
[20:58]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, I don't think it works that way~"
[20:59]	`GM	[Kat hides a snicker behind her paw again.]
[20:59]	Liu	glares daggers at Kat, worriedly scrutinizing her arm.
[20:59]	`GM	Girl: "Hello, hi? Who are you~? Where's my eyes?"
[21:00]	Ai`	frowns.
[21:00]	Ai`	"Are you injured? I do not know your eyes' location."
[21:00]	`GM	[The box girl smiles goofily.]
[21:01]	`GM	Girl: "Why'd you say that, don't you know where eyes go? They're right here~!"
[21:02]	`GM	[She plants her finger up against the cap on her face.]
[21:02]	Jonah	"You know, it's good that she's not-so-dead and is being cheery and whatnot."
[21:02]	Jonah	"But I'm kinda pissed over my loss of blood."
[21:03]	Liu	"Stupid zombie, leaving marks."
[21:03]	Jonah	"Like, damn. That's out of the left field."
[21:03]	`GM	Kitkat: "There nya go, Jonah, that'll hold for now. We'll get you some orange juice later, or something."
[21:03]	Liu	growls in agreement
[21:03]	Jonah	fistbumps Liu.
[21:03]	`GM	Kitkat: "Stop whinin'~"
[21:03]	Liu	growls back
[21:03]	Ai`	's smooth, grey face and blue cybernetic eyes fill the vampire's(?) field of vision.
[21:03]	Ai`	"Are you aware you have injured my allies?"
[21:03]	`GM	[The girl swivels her capped head around at the conversation behind her.]
[21:04]	`GM	Girl: "Hey! Hey! Vam-pire, stupids! Vam, pire!"
[21:04]	Liu	"Stupid Zoooombie!"
[21:04]	Liu	calls back, making a rather unflattering face.
[21:04]	`GM	Girl: "Zombies are like, gross and stuff..."
[21:05]	Liu	"Yeah, and so are you!"
[21:06]	Ai`	grips just a little tighter. Not enough to hurt, by any means, but she has less mobility.
[21:06]	Ai`	"Please answer my question."
[21:06]	`GM	[The girl tries to stand up and walk over to Liu to give her a talking to, not really comprehending that she's being held onto. She strangely feels much less powerful than she did five minutes ago.]
[21:07]	`GM	Girl: "Hey! Hey! I'm adorable, mom even said so! Mom~! Mom, tell them I'm adorable~!"
[21:07]	Liu	"Moms always say that! They don't count!"
[21:07]	Jonah	"I'm gonna adorable your ass with Canola oil if you don't shut up."
[21:07]	Ai`	offers a more present reality.
[21:08]	Jonah	threatens the girl with oil spray can.
[21:08]	Ai`	"We only found you. Please answer my other question."
[21:08]	`GM	[The vampire girl flails her arms at Liu's voice, trying to get in range.]
[21:08]	Liu	lowers into a parody of a martial arts stance
[21:08]	`GM	Girl: "Oh, huh, what? Oh, hi~! You again! Did you want something?"
[21:09]	`GM	[The vampire turns back to Ai.]
[21:10]	`GM	[She smiles, trying her best to be the most helpful!]
[21:10]	Ai`	"Are you aware you attacked my allies?"
[21:10]	`GM	Girl: "Huh? Oh, what, them? No I didn't~"
[21:11]	`GM	[It is noticeably harder to appear innocent and naive when your aggressors cannot see your puppy dog eyes.]
[21:11]	Liu	"You bit me you little.... little... cadaver!"
[21:11]	Liu	points an accusing finger
[21:11]	Ai`	's frown continues.
[21:11]	Ai`	"We have evidence."
[21:13]	`GM	[The girl is blissfully unaware of said finger-point. Isn't that great?]
[21:13]	Jonah	menacingly hovers Canola Oil spray over the girl.
[21:14]	Ai`	attempts to project a hologram, but it doesn't seem to work. She silently files a hardware error log.
[21:15]	`GM	[The girl just shrugs. She doesn't seem all that concerned about her odds. Probably because she can't count them without seeing them first, or something.]
[21:16]	`GM	Girl: "Oh, yeah, d'you guys see my mom anywhere? I'd look myself, but it's too dark out."
[21:16]	Ai`	"We did not."
[21:16]	Liu	"It's not dark at all! You just have that... stupid hat over your eyes!"
[21:16]	`GM	Girl: "...huh?'
[21:17]	Jonah	lifts the hat off.
[21:17]	`GM	[The girl tilts her head upwards, accomplishing exactly zero things.]
[21:17]	`GM	Girl: "Oh, wow~! My eyes!"
[21:18]	`GM	["My eyes" are a pleasant red-orange, like hot coals. They look up at Jonah.]
[21:18]	Jonah	also follows up with a canola oil spray in her face.
[21:18]	Jonah	"HAH!"
[21:18]	Jonah	"Take that you bloody mini-alligator!"
[21:19]	`GM	[She takes it straight to the face without blinking. It's actually a little unsettling.]
[21:19]	`GM	Girl: "...You're weird~"
[21:19]	Liu	"Like you can talk~!"
[21:20]	Ai`	attempts to play the diplomat.
[21:20]	`GM	Girl: "You taste weird too. Both of you~"
[21:20]	Jonah	"..."
[21:20]	Ai`	"Jonah, Liu: please calm down."
[21:20]	Ai`	stares into the vampire's eyes.
[21:20]	Ai`	"Can you explain your situation and actions?"
[21:22]	`GM	shrugs again.
[21:22]	`GM	[=-= *The girl]
[21:22]	`GM	Girl: "I... got, lost? And I was... hungry?"
[21:23]	Liu	"You bit my arm! You could have left a scar!"
[21:23]	Liu	hisses
[21:23]	Jonah	feels incredibly stupid and silly. he clears his throat a bit and step back trying to look mature.
[21:23]	`GM	[The girl puts a finger up to her mouth in thought.]
[21:24]	`GM	Girl: "Gee, I, uhh... I never thought of it like that. Would you, I mean... I could finish the job, I suppose?"
[21:24]	`GM	Girl: "Then you wouldn't have to worry about it!"
[21:25]	Liu	[If looks could kill, the girl wouldn't even have a birth certificate anymore.]
[21:25]	Liu	[Or ancestors.]
[21:26]	Ai`	records the girl's answers, vague as they are.
[21:26]	`GM	[Bitch best be quiet, she's older than you!]
[21:26]	`GM	[=-= *Edit that part out]
[21:26]	Ai`	"Kitkat, can you please explain about this girl now that she is contained?"
[21:27]	`GM	[Kat joins the party, and is happy to do so. She waves at the vampire girl.]
[21:28]	`GM	Kitkat: "Hi there! M'nyames Kaitlyn, but you can call me Kit! Or Kat!"
[21:28]	`GM	[The vampire points starry-eyed at Kat.]
[21:29]	`GM	Girl: "Kitty~..."
[21:29]	Liu	"Be careful, Kat, she'll give you a zombie disease."
[21:29]	`GM	Kitkat: "That works too~"
[21:29]	`GM	[=-= Mine above hers]
[21:30]	`GM	Girl: "Vampire!"
[21:30]	Liu	sticks out her tongue
[21:30]	`GM	[Kitkat points at the girl.]
[21:30]	`GM	Kitkat: "Vampire, Liu. Not zombie. There's a difference."
[21:32]	`GM	Kitkat: "Aaaaaanydangways, myeah, uhh... Wally said her box came through the rift a coupe weeks ago; she wasn't moving then either. Didn't want to wake her up to find out more, so we made some calls and figured out she was probably a vampire."
[21:32]	Liu	"Probably a vampire,"
[21:32]	`GM	[Kat snaps her fingers and points to Liu.]
[21:33]	Liu	emphasizes, with a light sneer.
[21:33]	`GM	Kitkat: "Exactly."
[21:34]	`GM	Kitkat: "We didn't know, and Wally was too busy to mess around with her, so we just sorta... yeah, down here."
[21:35]	Ai`	"What are our orders now?"
[21:35]	Jonah	"Welp. Way to deal with anomaly."
[21:37]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wha, orders? It's like Wally said; she's YOUR anomaly nyow!"
[21:37]	`GM	[The girl throws her hands up into the air.]
[21:38]	`GM	Girl: "Yay~! Daddy~!"
[21:38]	`GM	[=-= +"Mommy~!"]
[21:39]	Liu	's face goes ashen white as the rage broils inside her.
[21:39]	Ai`	"Does the Colonel not realize the danger?"
[21:39]	Ai`	brings the girl to her chest.
[21:42]	`GM	[Kat shrugs, still smiling at the adorable girl who's actually not little at all; she looks late teens.]
[21:43]	`GM	Kitkat: "He's got countermeasures if it gets bad. I mean, he even myade mye bring some in the bag, y'knyow?"
[21:43]	Ai`	"That is good to know."
[21:43]	Liu	"Give them to me."
[21:43]	Liu	holds out her hand
[21:43]	Ai`	places her hands against her "neck" and slowly begins absorbing the girl's hands and lower legs.
[21:44]	`GM	[Kitkat pulls out a fairly large crucifix and hands it to Liu.]
[21:44]	`GM	Kitkat: "There, try that one first.]
[21:44]	`GM	[=-= *"]
[21:45]	`GM	[The girl doesn't struggle as she's partially sucked into Ai's body, more or less.]
[21:45]	Liu	curls her fingers through the crucifix like some sort of ninja-weapon, and advances toward the vampire girl.
[21:45]	`GM	Girl: "Oooh, weird, this feels really... weird~"
[21:46]	Ai`	separates the hold points just enough to where the girl actually almost looks as if she's on a crucifix.
[21:46]	Jonah	watches, somewhat amused.
[21:46]	Ai`	"This should hold you for now. I hope it is not uncomfortable?"
[21:47]	`GM	Girl: "You're all squishy inside~"
[21:48]	Ai`	"That is temporary."
[21:48]	Ai`	hardens her shell and interior to normal status once done.
[21:48]	`GM	Girl: "Awww..."
[21:48]	Liu	"Hehehehehehe..."
[21:49]	Liu	thrusts the crucifix toward the girl, menacingly
[21:49]	Ai`	"Liu, do not harm her."
[21:50]	Ai`	speaks matter-of-factly, as usual.
[21:50]	Liu	flinches slightly, the lone compassionate gear in her brain trying to catch
[21:51]	`GM	[The girl doesn't even notice something's being thrust in her face at first. Clearly she's not that kind of vampire.]
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[21:52]	Liu	quickly recovers, frowns, and violently hurls the crucifix against the ground, with plenty of spin.
[21:52]	Jonah	"Doesn't like your by-the-book Vampirella, eh."
[21:53]	Jonah	"I guess onions won't work either."
[21:53]	Jonah	"Oh wait, Isn't it garlic?"
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[21:56]	`GM	Girl: "Huh? What's garlic?"
[21:57]	Ai`	"I am not fully sure."
[21:58]	`GM	[The crucifix ricochets and hits Kat in the stomach.]
[21:58]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wha-oww! Nnnyyygh!"
[21:59]	Ai`	moves towards Kat.
[21:59]	Ai`	"Are you alright?"
[21:59]	Liu	ignores the wounded, instead opting to try and make the vampire combust through sheer hatred, and possibly burst a vein at the same time.
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[21:59]	`GM	doesn't seem to be that hurt, but she kneels down on the ground massaging her stomach all the same.
[21:59]	`GM	[=-= *Kat]
[22:00]	`GM	Kitkat: "What was THAT for, jeez?!"
[22:00]	Liu	"NNnnnnnnnrrrrrrrgggggggggg!"
[22:00]	`GM	Kitkat: "That's--nyyoowww--that's nyot how nyou're s'possed to use them!"
[22:01]	Ai`	offers Kat a hand.
[22:02]	`GM	[The girl notices that weird taily-horny girl doing... something?]
[22:02]	Jonah	"Anyway, what's the next order?"
[22:02]	Jonah	"Put her in a box and send her to Dover strait?"
[22:02]	`GM	Girl: "H-hey, you... You're kinda, creepin' me out there..."
[22:03]	`GM	Girl: "What're you doing...?"
[22:03]	Liu	continues to glare, veins on her face starting to bulge around wide, reptilian eyes
[22:04]	Ai`	"She is staring at you."
[22:04]	Ai`	begins to make for upstairs again.
[22:04]	Ai`	"We should go. Other objectives need completion."
[22:05]	`GM	[The girl stares back, despite Ai's movements.]
[22:06]	`GM	Girl: "Hey, y-you... Stop it."
[22:06]	Jonah	"Like what? I'm not even -briefed-."
[22:07]	Liu	's pupils narrow longways, looking more like a snake's than anything. She steps closer, unblinking, unflinching.
[22:07]	`GM	Girl: "Hey, I, uhh... I said stop it!"
[22:07]	Jonah	"Hm?"
[22:07]	Jonah	notices.
[22:08]	Liu	scrunches up her nose, getting barely inches from the vampire's face.
[22:08]	Jonah	"Hey, calm your horse, lady. We have lots of time for that. Just not now."
[22:08]	Ai`	stares at Liu, given she's only inches away.
[22:08]	Jonah	ruffles Liu's hair a bit.
[22:09]	Liu	squeaks and snaps back, a cheeks turning scarlet when it dawns on her that Jonah was next to her the entire time.
[22:09]	`GM	[The vampire girl backs away as much as she can while still being restrained by Ai.]
[22:10]	Jonah	"?"
[22:10]	Jonah	is kinda startled, didn't expecting this exaggerated reaction.
[22:11]	Ai`	continues looking at Liu, neutral.
[22:11]	Ai`	"You should calm down."
[22:12]	`GM	Girl: "You're a scary thing... You know that?"