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  5.  
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  8. As long as I can remember,
  9. I've had hemorrhoids.
  10.  
  11. 2
  12. 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,090
  13. And I 've thought for many years,
  14. I shouldn't tell this .
  15.  
  16. 3
  17. 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,567
  18. Because hemorrhoids
  19. only grow with Grandpa's .
  20.  
  21. 4
  22. 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,571
  23. I thought them to be a
  24. very ungirly thing .
  25.  
  26. 5
  27. 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,284
  28. Zinc ointment helps
  29. against the outer itching.
  30.  
  31. 6
  32. 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,842
  33. A hazelnut-sized amount
  34. on the finger with the shortest nail.
  35.  
  36. 7
  37. 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,331
  38. Then, rub it on the cauliflower,
  39. that proliferates down there .
  40.  
  41. 8
  42. 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:28,251
  43. One can also introduce the ointment anal,
  44. to still the itching on the inside.
  45.  
  46. 9
  47. 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,846
  48. My mother has told me,
  49. that it is difficult,
  50.  
  51. 10
  52. 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,281
  53. to keep a pussy really clean.
  54.  
  55. 11
  56. 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,922
  57. A pussy gets sick
  58. a lot easier than a penis.
  59.  
  60. 12
  61. 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,044
  62. That is why hygiene in the bathroom
  63. has the top priority.
  64.  
  65. 13
  66. 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,961
  67. Helen, are you ready?
  68. Is everything is fresh again?
  69.  
  70. 14
  71. 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,160
  72. Almost.
  73.  
  74. 15
  75. 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760
  76. Come on
  77.  
  78. 16
  79. 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,446
  80. Jump.
  81.  
  82. 17
  83. 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,845
  84. Trust no one.
  85. Not even your parents.
  86.  
  87. 18
  88. 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,729
  89. It' s better to have a scratched knee now,
  90. than to have a broken heart later on.
  91.  
  92. 19
  93. 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,081
  94. With a lot of things,
  95. that were taught me,
  96.  
  97. 20
  98. 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,045
  99. I do not agree .
  100.  
  101. 21
  102. 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,765
  103. So I subjected myself
  104.  
  105. 22
  106. 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,964
  107. to a living pusssy
  108. hygiene self-experiment.
  109.  
  110. 23
  111. 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,208
  112. At a public toilet
  113. my mother pees
  114.  
  115. 24
  116. 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,323
  117. in a floating squatting position.
  118.  
  119. 25
  120. 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,566
  121. I take a lot of pleasure from seating
  122. myself fully on the dirty toilet seat .
  123.  
  124. 26
  125. 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,080
  126. Then, I wipe the seat clean
  127. with my pussy, in a neat circle.
  128.  
  129. 27
  130. 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,045
  131. The dirtier the toilet,
  132. the better.
  133.  
  134. 28
  135. 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,126
  136. I' ve done this experiment
  137. for many years,
  138.  
  139. 29
  140. 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,800
  141. and I 've never
  142. had a single mushroom .
  143.  
  144. 30
  145. 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,325
  146. I have a very healthy
  147. pussy flora.
  148.  
  149. 31
  150. 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,331
  151. Hygiene is a lowercase
  152. word to me.
  153.  
  154. 32
  155. 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,405
  156. One shouldn' t wash one' s
  157. pussy too much.
  158.  
  159. 33
  160. 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,762
  161. My goal is that it can be smelt easily and
  162. seductively right through the pants .
  163.  
  164. 34
  165. 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,369
  166. Men will then
  167. percieve this, unconsciously,
  168.  
  169. 35
  170. 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,604
  171. because we are all animals so,
  172. who want to mate .
  173.  
  174. 36
  175. 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,602
  176. Preferably with people
  177. who smell of pussy.
  178.  
  179. 37
  180. 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,290
  181. Are you hungry?
  182.  
  183. 38
  184. 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,046
  185. The consistency of the pussy-mucus
  186. plays a major role.
  187.  
  188. 39
  189. 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,402
  190. It is always different.
  191.  
  192. 40
  193. 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,689
  194. Sometimes like olive oil,
  195. today more like cottage cheese.
  196.  
  197. 41
  198. 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,769
  199. Many strongly prefer cottage cheese.
  200.  
  201. 42
  202. 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,770
  203. You may not believe me.
  204. But it's true.
  205.  
  206. 43
  207. 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,961
  208. Taste alright?
  209.  
  210. 44
  211. 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,411
  212. - Can I take a picture of you?
  213. - Now?
  214.  
  215. 45
  216. 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640
  217. Yes.
  218.  
  219. 46
  220. 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,003
  221. Thank you.
  222. Looks good.
  223.  
  224. 47
  225. 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,010
  226. As if you' re dying.
  227.  
  228. 48
  229. 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,684
  230. My sex-souvenir candy .
  231.  
  232. 49
  233. 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,730
  234. If you find dicks, sperm and
  235. other bodily fluids disgusting,
  236.  
  237. 50
  238. 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,810
  239. it's better just to
  240. leave sex alone.
  241.  
  242. 51
  243. 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,048
  244. That, for sure, is not
  245. my intention .
  246.  
  247. 52
  248. 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,371
  249. Cooking me something? - Nope,
  250. I just borrowed the vegetables.
  251.  
  252. 53
  253. 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,728
  254. That's Toni, my brother.
  255.  
  256. 54
  257. 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,241
  258. As a baby he was always
  259. yapping about .
  260.  
  261. 55
  262. 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:28,446
  263. But today he says nothing.
  264. Well, only if you touch his teddy bear .
  265.  
  266. 56
  267. 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,045
  268. Stop it now!
  269.  
  270. 57
  271. 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,123
  272. Everyone needs hobbies.
  273.  
  274. 58
  275. 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,642
  276. For me, besides fucking,
  277. it' s growing avocado trees .
  278.  
  279. 59
  280. 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,810
  281. The seeds are my
  282. own little family .
  283.  
  284. 60
  285. 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,410
  286. That's mama.
  287. She has tried every religious
  288.  
  289. 61
  290. 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,405
  291. and spiritual thing there is.
  292.  
  293. 62
  294. 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,445
  295. Hallelujah!
  296.  
  297. 63
  298. 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,171
  299. After the divorce
  300.  
  301. 64
  302. 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,365
  303. she has gone for the most bizarre religion
  304. of them all.
  305.  
  306. 65
  307. 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,966
  308. Catholicism.
  309.  
  310. 66
  311. 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:15,049
  312. Amen !
  313.  
  314. 67
  315. 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,970
  316. - Hi.
  317. - Oh, hi . Neighbors.
  318.  
  319. 68
  320. 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,129
  321. Great.
  322. - I'm Corinna.
  323.  
  324. 69
  325. 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,525
  326. Bye, Corinna.
  327. - Helen, don't be so rude.
  328.  
  329. 70
  330. 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,041
  331. It 's not worth it,
  332. get to know us, you know?
  333.  
  334. 71
  335. 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,131
  336. Because soon my mother will
  337. wink at the next guy.
  338.  
  339. 72
  340. 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,243
  341. And we move away again.
  342.  
  343. 73
  344. 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,408
  345. It' s not that bad.
  346. - Still is though.
  347.  
  348. 74
  349. 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,089
  350. - Yeah, men are not that easy.
  351. - We need to be off again.
  352.  
  353. 75
  354. 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,602
  355. Otherwise my vegetarian
  356. roast will burn.
  357.  
  358. 76
  359. 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,609
  360. You can take your
  361. mom over sometimes.
  362.  
  363. 77
  364. 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,371
  365. Right.
  366. We' ll invite all of her ex-lovers.
  367.  
  368. 78
  369. 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,285
  370. Then we have a really
  371. cozy gangbang evening.
  372.  
  373. 79
  374. 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,569
  375. See you soon, take care.
  376.  
  377. 80
  378. 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,360
  379. Bye.
  380.  
  381. 81
  382. 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,240
  383. Why do you emberass us like that?
  384. What will people think of us?
  385.  
  386. 82
  387. 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,887
  388. I have no idea,
  389. what Corinna thought about us.
  390.  
  391. 83
  392. 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,766
  393. I just know that she will soon
  394. be my best friend .
  395.  
  396. 84
  397. 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:18,727
  398. And that she had a knack for
  399. always picking the wrong types.
  400.  
  401. 85
  402. 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,006
  403. Her last boyfriend was the drummer
  404. in a heavy metal band .
  405.  
  406. 86
  407. 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,566
  408. As Corinna would soon find out
  409.  
  410. 87
  411. 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,731
  412. the drummer had a very special fondness
  413. during sex .
  414.  
  415. 88
  416. 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,610
  417. I love you.
  418.  
  419. 89
  420. 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,601
  421. I love you too.
  422.  
  423. 90
  424. 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,208
  425. Can you poop on my stomach?
  426.  
  427. 91
  428. 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,600
  429. What?
  430.  
  431. 92
  432. 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,364
  433. Corinna did her best .
  434.  
  435. 93
  436. 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,446
  437. But the worst was that thereafter
  438. everybody knew about it .
  439.  
  440. 94
  441. 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,720
  442. Papa?
  443.  
  444. 95
  445. 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,640
  446. Papa?
  447.  
  448. 96
  449. 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,409
  450. Can I live with you?
  451.  
  452. 97
  453. 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,849
  454. Your eggs are burnt.
  455.  
  456. 98
  457. 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,731
  458. Hey,
  459. why don' t you ring the doorbell?
  460.  
  461. 99
  462. 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,921
  463. My dad.
  464.  
  465. 100
  466. 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,600
  467. He often hurts me a lot,
  468. without realizing it .
  469.  
  470. 101
  471. 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,926
  472. To dance so uninhibited
  473. you' ve got
  474.  
  475. 102
  476. 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,851
  477. to have a lot of money.
  478. Or a big penis .
  479.  
  480. 103
  481. 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,123
  482. Or both, like my father.
  483.  
  484. 104
  485. 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:16,048
  486. As a child of divorce I hope,
  487. as do almost all children of divorce,
  488.  
  489. 105
  490. 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,368
  491. for my parents to get back together.
  492.  
  493. 106
  494. 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,601
  495. Why?
  496.  
  497. 107
  498. 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,043
  499. Because every child loves
  500. his parents unconditionally.
  501.  
  502. 108
  503. 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,720
  504. Whether they deserve it or not.
  505.  
  506. 109
  507. 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,649
  508. Are you dreaming?
  509.  
  510. 110
  511. 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,690
  512. No, I 'm thinking.
  513.  
  514. 111
  515. 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880
  516. Abraham!
  517.  
  518. 112
  519. 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,363
  520. - Here I am.
  521. - Take your son, Isaac,
  522.  
  523. 113
  524. 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,682
  525. and take him there. as a burnt offering
  526.  
  527. 114
  528. 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,167
  529. - Father?
  530. - Yes, my son?
  531.  
  532. 115
  533. 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,649
  534. Here is fire and wood.
  535.  
  536. 116
  537. 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,684
  538. But where is the lamb,
  539. we wanted to sacrifice?
  540.  
  541. 117
  542. 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,441
  543. God will choose the sacrificial lamb,
  544. my son.
  545.  
  546. 118
  547. 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,810
  548. What are you thinking about?
  549.  
  550. 119
  551. 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,962
  552. How it' ll be when you're old.
  553.  
  554. 120
  555. 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,369
  556. Ah yes?
  557. - Uh-huh.
  558.  
  559. 121
  560. 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,762
  561. And how would it be?
  562. Good or what?
  563.  
  564. 122
  565. 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,885
  566. Do you feel old?
  567.  
  568. 123
  569. 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,801
  570. I do not want to talk about it.
  571.  
  572. 124
  573. 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,129
  574. Do you understand?
  575. - Uh-huh.
  576.  
  577. 125
  578. 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,324
  579. I mean you' re old already,
  580. but I mean really old.
  581.  
  582. 126
  583. 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,446
  584. Are you afraid
  585. that I' d die soon?
  586.  
  587. 127
  588. 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,250
  589. Do not be afraid.
  590.  
  591. 128
  592. 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,600
  593. No. I mean, if you
  594. are old and in need of care.
  595.  
  596. 129
  597. 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,281
  598. And I have to wash your ass.
  599.  
  600. 130
  601. 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,845
  602. I' d do this at home,
  603. within the family circle.
  604.  
  605. 131
  606. 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,165
  607. What do you think?
  608.  
  609. 132
  610. 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,331
  611. I find it...
  612.  
  613. 133
  614. 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,681
  615. nice. All right.
  616.  
  617. 134
  618. 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,971
  619. And her I' d stuff
  620. in a nursing home.
  621.  
  622. 135
  623. 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,526
  624. And about me?
  625.  
  626. 136
  627. 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,890
  628. I'll lay you down
  629. in the same bed as mom.
  630.  
  631. 137
  632. 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,805
  633. Until you die.
  634.  
  635. 138
  636. 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:26,242
  637. You'd tie me to the bed with your
  638. father, until I die?
  639.  
  640. 139
  641. 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,563
  642. After all
  643. this man has done to me?
  644.  
  645. 140
  646. 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360
  647. Yes.
  648.  
  649. 141
  650. 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,961
  651. How come you want to
  652. punish me like that?
  653.  
  654. 142
  655. 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,925
  656. Punish?
  657.  
  658. 143
  659. 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,610
  660. Sometimes,
  661. I just have to wait patiently,
  662.  
  663. 144
  664. 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,564
  665. it' s in my hands .
  666.  
  667. 145
  668. 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,963
  669. Since I really
  670. don't like shaving
  671.  
  672. 146
  673. 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,766
  674. I always do it
  675. too fast and too hard .
  676.  
  677. 147
  678. 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,405
  679. To me, the ass belongs
  680. to the domain of sex.
  681.  
  682. 148
  683. 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,201
  684. So it is subjected to
  685. this modern shaving-duty as well.
  686.  
  687. 149
  688. 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,331
  689. Perhaps not everyone knows
  690. what an anal fissure is .
  691.  
  692. 150
  693. 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,167
  694. This is a small,
  695. small crack in the anus.
  696.  
  697. 151
  698. 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,603
  699. And you can get it easily.
  700. For example, when shaving .
  701.  
  702. 152
  703. 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:57,089
  704. This causes me one of
  705. the greatest pains I 've ever had.
  706.  
  707. 153
  708. 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,330
  709. Ahhh ...!
  710.  
  711. 154
  712. 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,726
  713. Hello, my sweetheart.
  714. - Hello.
  715.  
  716. 155
  717. 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,726
  718. Is everything okay?
  719.  
  720. 156
  721. 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,445
  722. Mhm.
  723.  
  724. 157
  725. 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,091
  726. Are you sure?
  727. - Uh-huh.
  728.  
  729. 158
  730. 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,362
  731. Did you smoke weed?
  732.  
  733. 159
  734. 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600
  735. Okay.
  736.  
  737. 160
  738. 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,043
  739. The swollen hemorrhoids
  740.  
  741. 161
  742. 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,130
  743. are now pressing full force
  744. against my shaving injury,
  745.  
  746. 162
  747. 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,527
  748. and let the fissure
  749. tear ever further .
  750.  
  751. 163
  752. 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:29,363
  753. On the ass-injury, a
  754. bulging blister has formed,
  755.  
  756. 164
  757. 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,648
  758. which hangs out of the anus,
  759.  
  760. 165
  761. 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,650
  762. like the neck skin
  763. of these tropical birds,
  764.  
  765. 166
  766. 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,641
  767. when during mating season
  768. they pump a lot of air into it.
  769.  
  770. 167
  771. 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,090
  772. It must look very inflamed.
  773. All who come in say...
  774.  
  775. 168
  776. 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,090
  777. Ohh!
  778.  
  779. 169
  780. 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,160
  781. I'm Doctor Notz.
  782.  
  783. 170
  784. 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,607
  785. Ahhh!
  786.  
  787. 171
  788. 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,801
  789. Oh!
  790. - Warn me first, please!
  791.  
  792. 172
  793. 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,650
  794. Damn!
  795.  
  796. 173
  797. 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,120
  798. What was that?
  799.  
  800. 174
  801. 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,211
  802. That was my thumb.
  803.  
  804. 175
  805. 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,362
  806. Do you always introduce
  807. yourself like that?
  808.  
  809. 176
  810. 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,842
  811. Yes I do, imagine that.
  812.  
  813. 177
  814. 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,882
  815. No. First of all, with that thick
  816. bubble in place I can' t see a thing.
  817.  
  818. 178
  819. 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,607
  820. And secondly, it presses against
  821. the skin lesions and hurts you.
  822.  
  823. 179
  824. 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,804
  825. And now it no longer hurts.
  826. That's quite a success.
  827.  
  828. 180
  829. 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,322
  830. So, gentlemen,
  831. what's to be done here?
  832.  
  833. 181
  834. 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,211
  835. I think operate,
  836. Professor. - I didn' t ask you yet.
  837.  
  838. 182
  839. 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,370
  840. - Rocco.
  841. - I' d suggest it as well.
  842.  
  843. 183
  844. 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,003
  845. Surgery? Yes, operate. But right away,
  846. right? Nils?
  847.  
  848. 184
  849. 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,201
  850. Definitely.
  851.  
  852. 185
  853. 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,682
  854. Have you already eaten
  855. anything this morning? - No.
  856.  
  857. 186
  858. 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,240
  859. Eaten nothing, drank nothing?
  860. - No.
  861.  
  862. 187
  863. 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,040
  864. Out of sheer pain
  865. I have not eaten anything.
  866.  
  867. 188
  868. 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,763
  869. Wonderful, then we apply
  870. general anesthesia . Why? Michael.
  871.  
  872. 189
  873. 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,605
  874. - An awkward silence.
  875. - Yes.
  876.  
  877. 190
  878. 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,088
  879. Which spares us the everlasting chatter.
  880.  
  881. 191
  882. 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,441
  883. Alright then.
  884.  
  885. 192
  886. 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,720
  887. We 'll see you later,
  888. looking forward to it, bye.
  889.  
  890. 193
  891. 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,885
  892. And whate exactly do you do
  893. in the operating room?
  894.  
  895. 194
  896. 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,368
  897. In the OR we cut
  898. the inflamed tissue
  899.  
  900. 195
  901. 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,568
  902. around the skin lesion
  903. out in a wedge-shape.
  904.  
  905. 196
  906. 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,011
  907. Okay.
  908. - Good.
  909.  
  910. 197
  911. 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,807
  912. Can you draw it for me?
  913. I can' t imagine it..
  914.  
  915. 198
  916. 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
  917. Uh...
  918.  
  919. 199
  920. 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,851
  921. So the circle represents your behind.
  922.  
  923. 200
  924. 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,691
  925. The circle is my anus.
  926.  
  927. 201
  928. 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,562
  929. Oooaaahhh!
  930.  
  931. 202
  932. 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,441
  933. You have to
  934. read these documents.
  935.  
  936. 203
  937. 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,205
  938. And sign at the end.
  939.  
  940. 204
  941. 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,928
  942. It says something about incontinence.
  943.  
  944. 205
  945. 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,250
  946. What does that have to do with pee?
  947.  
  948. 206
  949. 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,923
  950. This is anal incontinence.
  951. - Never heard of it.
  952.  
  953. 207
  954. 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,924
  955. Ah, that means I can no
  956. longer close my sphincter.
  957.  
  958. 208
  959. 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,647
  960. And shit will just run right out of me.
  961. - Right.
  962.  
  963. 209
  964. 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,322
  965. You' ll need a diaper then.
  966. - Exactly.
  967.  
  968. 210
  969. 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,562
  970. But happens relatively rarely.
  971.  
  972. 211
  973. 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,610
  974. So, will you sign here?
  975.  
  976. 212
  977. 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,364
  978. I can' t really operate
  979. myself at home.
  980.  
  981. 213
  982. 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,568
  983. Right, Valerie?
  984.  
  985. 214
  986. 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920
  987. That's right.
  988.  
  989. 215
  990. 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,404
  991. That' s where it got me now.
  992.  
  993. 216
  994. 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,608
  995. Shit, man.
  996.  
  997. 217
  998. 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,723
  999. All the fault of a Ladyshave.
  1000.  
  1001. 218
  1002. 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,569
  1003. Actually I shave myself
  1004. only because of Kanell .
  1005.  
  1006. 219
  1007. 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,928
  1008. If I had not met him,
  1009. this would not have happened .
  1010.  
  1011. 220
  1012. 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,568
  1013. - Are you shaven?
  1014. - What?
  1015.  
  1016. 221
  1017. 00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,851
  1018. Whether you've shaved.
  1019.  
  1020. 222
  1021. 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,410
  1022. No, why do you ask?
  1023.  
  1024. 223
  1025. 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,530
  1026. Because I would like to
  1027. shave you sometime.
  1028.  
  1029. 224
  1030. 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,010
  1031. Here is my address.
  1032.  
  1033. 225
  1034. 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,321
  1035. This is one of my most
  1036. spontaneous dates for sures.
  1037.  
  1038. 226
  1039. 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,289
  1040. So I don' t get callous skin
  1041. on my knees.
  1042.  
  1043. 227
  1044. 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,728
  1045. Want to fuck me now?
  1046.  
  1047. 228
  1048. 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,123
  1049. But you are too young.
  1050.  
  1051. 229
  1052. 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200
  1053. Too bad.
  1054.  
  1055. 230
  1056. 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,440
  1057. Get dressed.
  1058.  
  1059. 231
  1060. 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,760
  1061. Helen, hi.
  1062. I'm Robin, the nurse.
  1063.  
  1064. 232
  1065. 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,685
  1066. I've got some news for you,
  1067.  
  1068. 233
  1069. 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,124
  1070. we' ve managed to plan your
  1071. operation real soon.
  1072.  
  1073. 234
  1074. 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,570
  1075. So, you are operated on the anus,
  1076. a very unsanitary place.
  1077.  
  1078. 235
  1079. 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,321
  1080. Actually, the most unhygienic
  1081. of the whole body.
  1082.  
  1083. 236
  1084. 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,247
  1085. Just the coat, please.
  1086. You need to bare it all.
  1087.  
  1088. 237
  1089. 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,090
  1090. Completely naked?
  1091. - Exactly.
  1092.  
  1093. 238
  1094. 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,960
  1095. Problem?
  1096.  
  1097. 239
  1098. 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,201
  1099. Yes.
  1100. - Why?
  1101.  
  1102. 240
  1103. 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,121
  1104. I think that's just awful.
  1105.  
  1106. 241
  1107. 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,244
  1108. They all just talk about
  1109. what you look like.
  1110.  
  1111. 242
  1112. 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,286
  1113. Oh, these are all professionals.
  1114. - Yes, of course . Professionals.
  1115.  
  1116. 243
  1117. 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,648
  1118. I can hear what they're
  1119. talking about.
  1120.  
  1121. 244
  1122. 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,649
  1123. In my subconscious.
  1124.  
  1125. 245
  1126. 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,648
  1127. Then I' ll go crazy,
  1128.  
  1129. 246
  1130. 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,886
  1131. in a few years,
  1132. and no one knows why.
  1133.  
  1134. 247
  1135. 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,561
  1136. Uh, the...
  1137.  
  1138. 248
  1139. 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,685
  1140. the skirt as well.
  1141. - Ah.
  1142.  
  1143. 249
  1144. 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,001
  1145. Yes, it does some patients like that.
  1146.  
  1147. 250
  1148. 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200
  1149. Mhm.
  1150.  
  1151. 251
  1152. 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120
  1153. Okay.
  1154.  
  1155. 252
  1156. 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,370
  1157. Excited?
  1158. - Yes.
  1159.  
  1160. 253
  1161. 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
  1162. Very good.
  1163.  
  1164. 254
  1165. 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,570
  1166. What are you writing about?
  1167. - A list of my hobbies.
  1168.  
  1169. 255
  1170. 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,364
  1171. I have to think over,
  1172.  
  1173. 256
  1174. 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,525
  1175. what I' ll sacrifice to
  1176. God non-existent,
  1177.  
  1178. 257
  1179. 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,405
  1180. so that he' ll spare me
  1181. anal incontinence.
  1182.  
  1183. 258
  1184. 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,206
  1185. Okay.
  1186.  
  1187. 259
  1188. 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,448
  1189. And what do you want to offer him?
  1190.  
  1191. 260
  1192. 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,401
  1193. Point 2
  1194.  
  1195. 261
  1196. 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,326
  1197. Or point 3
  1198.  
  1199. 262
  1200. 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,601
  1201. Drugs or hookers.
  1202.  
  1203. 263
  1204. 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,407
  1205. Yes, that's good.
  1206. - That's a great sacrifice, I think.
  1207.  
  1208. 264
  1209. 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,086
  1210. Here's a sedative for you.
  1211.  
  1212. 265
  1213. 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,806
  1214. This makes the transition to
  1215. general anesthesia soft and supple.
  1216.  
  1217. 266
  1218. 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,520
  1219. Here.
  1220.  
  1221. 267
  1222. 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,924
  1223. That hit my uvula hard.
  1224.  
  1225. 268
  1226. 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,807
  1227. Mine is quite sensitive.
  1228.  
  1229. 269
  1230. 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,128
  1231. I know that from cock sucking.
  1232.  
  1233. 270
  1234. 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,607
  1235. When they poke real
  1236. deep, you know?
  1237.  
  1238. 271
  1239. 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,882
  1240. Classic.
  1241. - Yeah, or something.
  1242.  
  1243. 272
  1244. 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,529
  1245. Has your girlfriend got
  1246. gagging problems as well?
  1247.  
  1248. 273
  1249. 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,123
  1250. Uh, no, she doesn' t do
  1251. oral sex that much.
  1252.  
  1253. 274
  1254. 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,971
  1255. Too bad.
  1256. - Yeah, I thinks so as well.
  1257.  
  1258. 275
  1259. 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,081
  1260. What do you think so as well?
  1261.  
  1262. 276
  1263. 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,726
  1264. Nothing.
  1265.  
  1266. 277
  1267. 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,844
  1268. We are talking about
  1269. an undersupply of oral sex.
  1270.  
  1271. 278
  1272. 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,400
  1273. Aw.
  1274.  
  1275. 279
  1276. 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,647
  1277. Mhm.
  1278.  
  1279. 280
  1280. 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920
  1281. How nice.
  1282.  
  1283. 281
  1284. 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,201
  1285. Valerie!
  1286.  
  1287. 282
  1288. 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,569
  1289. Girlfriend?
  1290. - Well,
  1291.  
  1292. 283
  1293. 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,890
  1294. we 're having
  1295. a kind of relationship break.
  1296.  
  1297. 284
  1298. 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,367
  1299. Wow.
  1300. For how long?
  1301.  
  1302. 285
  1303. 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,406
  1304. Two years.
  1305.  
  1306. 286
  1307. 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,965
  1308. All right.
  1309.  
  1310. 287
  1311. 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160
  1312. Here.
  1313.  
  1314. 288
  1315. 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,325
  1316. So can I call you someone?
  1317.  
  1318. 289
  1319. 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,680
  1320. Your parents?
  1321.  
  1322. 290
  1323. 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,240
  1324. No.
  1325.  
  1326. 291
  1327. 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,409
  1328. My parents died tragically.
  1329.  
  1330. 292
  1331. 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280
  1332. Really?
  1333.  
  1334. 293
  1335. 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,409
  1336. Could these eyes lie?
  1337.  
  1338. 294
  1339. 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,967
  1340. I think so.
  1341.  
  1342. 295
  1343. 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,160
  1344. Right.
  1345.  
  1346. 296
  1347. 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,121
  1348. Very well in fact.
  1349.  
  1350. 297
  1351. 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,688
  1352. Okay, come over here.
  1353. - What is it?
  1354.  
  1355. 298
  1356. 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,689
  1357. Where is the ball-point pen?
  1358.  
  1359. 299
  1360. 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,451
  1361. You will call
  1362. my parents, okay? - Yes.
  1363.  
  1364. 300
  1365. 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,844
  1366. That' s dad.
  1367. - Yes.
  1368.  
  1369. 301
  1370. 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,290
  1371. And that's mom.
  1372.  
  1373. 302
  1374. 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,323
  1375. They have to come
  1376. at the same time.
  1377.  
  1378. 303
  1379. 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,085
  1380. Okay.
  1381. - That is important.
  1382.  
  1383. 304
  1384. 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,920
  1385. Do you understand?
  1386. - I promise . - Okay.
  1387.  
  1388. 305
  1389. 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,044
  1390. United at their daughters bedside.
  1391. - Okay.
  1392.  
  1393. 306
  1394. 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,169
  1395. Look here, it's the foot.
  1396.  
  1397. 307
  1398. 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,244
  1399. It' s constantly kicking me.
  1400.  
  1401. 308
  1402. 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,361
  1403. Do you feel that?
  1404.  
  1405. 309
  1406. 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,121
  1407. Not so hard.
  1408.  
  1409. 310
  1410. 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,607
  1411. Come on,
  1412. the face doesn' t hurt that much.
  1413.  
  1414. 311
  1415. 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,650
  1416. Have you washed yourself?
  1417.  
  1418. 312
  1419. 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,925
  1420. Show me your butt.
  1421.  
  1422. 313
  1423. 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,360
  1424. All right.
  1425.  
  1426. 314
  1427. 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,449
  1428. This afternoon,
  1429.  
  1430. 315
  1431. 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,729
  1432. the Dutch city of Enschede.
  1433. Was shaken by a huge explosion,
  1434.  
  1435. 316
  1436. 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,129
  1437. The first reports of the fire at
  1438. a fireworks factory
  1439.  
  1440. 317
  1441. 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,802
  1442. were only vague, yet later
  1443. it became a certainty .
  1444.  
  1445. 318
  1446. 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,446
  1447. Enschede, hours after
  1448. the explosion.
  1449.  
  1450. 319
  1451. 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,682
  1452. Clouds of smoke
  1453. still rise in the sky
  1454.  
  1455. 320
  1456. 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,010
  1457. and give a first impression
  1458. of the size of the disaster...
  1459.  
  1460. 321
  1461. 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,731
  1462. So now it is just as
  1463. if we had kissed.
  1464.  
  1465. 322
  1466. 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,089
  1467. Since it had my spit on it.
  1468.  
  1469. 323
  1470. 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,560
  1471. Here.
  1472.  
  1473. 324
  1474. 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,567
  1475. It's better than plastic toys.
  1476.  
  1477. 325
  1478. 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,243
  1479. At the time there happened to be
  1480.  
  1481. 326
  1482. 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,684
  1483. a cameraman for the Dutch
  1484. Local TV station TV Oost at the site .
  1485.  
  1486. 327
  1487. 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,850
  1488. His pictures are
  1489. a cinematic document.
  1490.  
  1491. 328
  1492. 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,691
  1493. Of the minutes of terror
  1494. that took place.
  1495.  
  1496. 329
  1497. 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,208
  1498. Nah, too tight for me,
  1499. just go over to your mattress.
  1500.  
  1501. 330
  1502. 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080
  1503. Ah!
  1504.  
  1505. 331
  1506. 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,845
  1507. Come here, little one.
  1508.  
  1509. 332
  1510. 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,569
  1511. After Tonis birth
  1512. my parents just argued.
  1513.  
  1514. 333
  1515. 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,884
  1516. Blow it out, sweetie,
  1517. make a wish.
  1518.  
  1519. 334
  1520. 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,168
  1521. Please let dad back inside.
  1522.  
  1523. 335
  1524. 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,450
  1525. Tadaa! For you.
  1526.  
  1527. 336
  1528. 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,726
  1529. The most beautiful thing was the
  1530. reconciliation after each battle.
  1531.  
  1532. 337
  1533. 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,763
  1534. Sometimes you had to
  1535. help out a little.
  1536.  
  1537. 338
  1538. 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,049
  1539. Eventually they didn' t want
  1540. to be helped anymore,
  1541.  
  1542. 339
  1543. 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,164
  1544. and divorced .
  1545.  
  1546. 340
  1547. 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,091
  1548. And they put me in a boarding school.
  1549.  
  1550. 341
  1551. 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,969
  1552. But I couldn' t stand it
  1553. for too long .
  1554.  
  1555. 342
  1556. 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,801
  1557. And luckily there were others,
  1558. who sorely needed my help.
  1559.  
  1560. 343
  1561. 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,446
  1562. Okay, then just stick
  1563. your finger inside.
  1564.  
  1565. 344
  1566. 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,291
  1567. And then smell it.
  1568.  
  1569. 345
  1570. 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,526
  1571. Do it one more time.
  1572.  
  1573. 346
  1574. 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,691
  1575. Hi.
  1576.  
  1577. 347
  1578. 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,690
  1579. Make yourself at home.
  1580.  
  1581. 348
  1582. 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,006
  1583. This is Michael .
  1584.  
  1585. 349
  1586. 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,444
  1587. The boy Corinna is head
  1588. over heels in love with.
  1589.  
  1590. 350
  1591. 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680
  1592. Hi.
  1593.  
  1594. 351
  1595. 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,320
  1596. And Michael has
  1597. other advantages .
  1598.  
  1599. 352
  1600. 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,124
  1601. He pushed
  1602. the best grass in town.
  1603.  
  1604. 353
  1605. 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,321
  1606. Do you have money?
  1607.  
  1608. 354
  1609. 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,647
  1610. Watch out that he doesn' t
  1611. steal anything.
  1612.  
  1613. 355
  1614. 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840
  1615. I'll get money.
  1616.  
  1617. 356
  1618. 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,405
  1619. So, what do you do?
  1620.  
  1621. 357
  1622. 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,611
  1623. I sell drugs.
  1624.  
  1625. 358
  1626. 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,371
  1627. Nah, I mean in
  1628. your spare time.
  1629.  
  1630. 359
  1631. 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,091
  1632. I listen to music.
  1633.  
  1634. 360
  1635. 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,440
  1636. Cool.
  1637.  
  1638. 361
  1639. 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,404
  1640. Hm
  1641. - And...
  1642.  
  1643. 362
  1644. 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,041
  1645. what do you listen to?
  1646. - Minimal.
  1647.  
  1648. 363
  1649. 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,566
  1650. Uh!
  1651.  
  1652. 364
  1653. 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,764
  1654. Stop it.
  1655.  
  1656. 365
  1657. 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,680
  1658. Stop it!
  1659.  
  1660. 366
  1661. 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,042
  1662. Give me my teddy!
  1663. Right now!
  1664.  
  1665. 367
  1666. 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,809
  1667. Your teddy looks completely torn.
  1668. We must bury him, Toni.
  1669.  
  1670. 368
  1671. 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,160
  1672. No!
  1673.  
  1674. 369
  1675. 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,845
  1676. Give me my teddy!
  1677.  
  1678. 370
  1679. 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,850
  1680. You have beautiful breasts.
  1681.  
  1682. 371
  1683. 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,085
  1684. When I bathe,
  1685. I always dive right in.
  1686.  
  1687. 372
  1688. 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840
  1689. Mhm.
  1690.  
  1691. 373
  1692. 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,445
  1693. Everything is warm then.
  1694.  
  1695. 374
  1696. 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,131
  1697. Hot?
  1698. - And quiet.
  1699.  
  1700. 375
  1701. 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,521
  1702. Somehow one feels so...
  1703.  
  1704. 376
  1705. 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,850
  1706. sheltered or something.
  1707.  
  1708. 377
  1709. 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,640
  1710. Like a child.
  1711.  
  1712. 378
  1713. 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640
  1714. Like a child?
  1715.  
  1716. 379
  1717. 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,251
  1718. I would sure like to be
  1719. real small again.
  1720.  
  1721. 380
  1722. 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,090
  1723. Do you?
  1724.  
  1725. 381
  1726. 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,200
  1727. No.
  1728.  
  1729. 382
  1730. 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,204
  1731. I don' t know my
  1732. way around children.
  1733.  
  1734. 383
  1735. 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,767
  1736. I've had me sterilized.
  1737.  
  1738. 384
  1739. 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,887
  1740. And what does your mother say
  1741. about that?
  1742.  
  1743. 385
  1744. 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,765
  1745. She doesn' t know.
  1746.  
  1747. 386
  1748. 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,967
  1749. It's all gone well.
  1750.  
  1751. 387
  1752. 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,681
  1753. How can one be so stupid,
  1754. as to cut oneself in the ass?
  1755.  
  1756. 388
  1757. 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,928
  1758. Well, maybe there is
  1759. a loving God after all,
  1760.  
  1761. 389
  1762. 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,849
  1763. and everyone gets the injury,
  1764. he deserves.
  1765.  
  1766. 390
  1767. 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,246
  1768. Is it possible
  1769.  
  1770. 391
  1771. 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,884
  1772. to see what they cut
  1773. away at the surgery?
  1774.  
  1775. 392
  1776. 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,761
  1777. I do not want
  1778. that a part of me ends up in the trash,
  1779.  
  1780. 393
  1781. 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,329
  1782. with appendixes and abortions.
  1783.  
  1784. 394
  1785. 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,927
  1786. I 'll ask around
  1787. if it's ok.
  1788.  
  1789. 395
  1790. 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,610
  1791. Did my parents come?
  1792.  
  1793. 396
  1794. 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,725
  1795. No, I could only reach
  1796. their voicemail.
  1797.  
  1798. 397
  1799. 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,083
  1800. But I told them about the fissure
  1801. and the successful OP..
  1802.  
  1803. 398
  1804. 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,044
  1805. And about the hemorrhoids.
  1806.  
  1807. 399
  1808. 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,411
  1809. What are you listening to?
  1810.  
  1811. 400
  1812. 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,368
  1813. Valerie, it's me .
  1814.  
  1815. 401
  1816. 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,841
  1817. I do not know
  1818. whether you'll ever hear this,
  1819.  
  1820. 402
  1821. 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,690
  1822. but this is for you .
  1823.  
  1824. 403
  1825. 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800
  1826. Oh.
  1827.  
  1828. 404
  1829. 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,960
  1830. What's up?
  1831.  
  1832. 405
  1833. 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,281
  1834. I've got it.
  1835.  
  1836. 406
  1837. 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,841
  1838. I'm impressed, nurse Robin.
  1839.  
  1840. 407
  1841. 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,204
  1842. Where 's my clothes?
  1843.  
  1844. 408
  1845. 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,601
  1846. They're over here.
  1847.  
  1848. 409
  1849. 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080
  1850. Oh.
  1851.  
  1852. 410
  1853. 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,210
  1854. This is the situation,
  1855. mom is so afraid of.
  1856.  
  1857. 411
  1858. 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,970
  1859. Her absolute nightmare .
  1860.  
  1861. 412
  1862. 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,842
  1863. My mom thinks
  1864. the most important thing for a woman is,
  1865.  
  1866. 413
  1867. 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,089
  1868. to have clean underwear
  1869. in hospital.
  1870.  
  1871. 414
  1872. 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,842
  1873. But unfortunately you do not know in
  1874. advance, when you get to the hospital.
  1875.  
  1876. 415
  1877. 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,251
  1878. Mamas 's last thoughts
  1879. before her death at the scene would be:
  1880.  
  1881. 416
  1882. 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,803
  1883. How many hours
  1884. have I worn my underpants?
  1885.  
  1886. 417
  1887. 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,410
  1888. Are there any traces yet?
  1889.  
  1890. 418
  1891. 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,962
  1892. I can gladly
  1893. wash it for you if you want.
  1894.  
  1895. 419
  1896. 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,561
  1897. No. I can wear
  1898. them one more week.
  1899.  
  1900. 420
  1901. 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,962
  1902. Can you call my parents?
  1903.  
  1904. 421
  1905. 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,686
  1906. You have to order them here.
  1907. Tomorrow. At five . It' s important.
  1908.  
  1909. 422
  1910. 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,451
  1911. Both of them together.
  1912.  
  1913. 423
  1914. 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,650
  1915. Tomorrow, five o' clock, together.
  1916.  
  1917. 424
  1918. 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,161
  1919. Here . In this room.
  1920.  
  1921. 425
  1922. 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,571
  1923. Yes, got it.
  1924.  
  1925. 426
  1926. 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,604
  1927. If you' re in pain,
  1928. simply ring...
  1929.  
  1930. 427
  1931. 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800
  1932. I will.
  1933.  
  1934. 428
  1935. 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,560
  1936. Okay.
  1937.  
  1938. 429
  1939. 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,450
  1940. Robin?
  1941. - Yes?
  1942.  
  1943. 430
  1944. 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240
  1945. Thank you.
  1946.  
  1947. 431
  1948. 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,806
  1949. Don' t be frightened
  1950. Light comes on.
  1951.  
  1952. 432
  1953. 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,446
  1954. It' s a high-fiber diet
  1955. for you.
  1956.  
  1957. 433
  1958. 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,967
  1959. And what if
  1960. I have a bowel movement?
  1961.  
  1962. 434
  1963. 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,847
  1964. The wound will heal
  1965. with daily bowel movements,
  1966.  
  1967. 435
  1968. 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,441
  1969. so that everything expands nicely.
  1970. Come on.
  1971.  
  1972. 436
  1973. 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:39,720
  1974. One more.
  1975.  
  1976. 437
  1977. 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,286
  1978. After your bowel movement
  1979. you are fired.
  1980.  
  1981. 438
  1982. 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,085
  1983. So eat it nicely.
  1984.  
  1985. 439
  1986. 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,640
  1987. Shit.
  1988.  
  1989. 440
  1990. 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,522
  1991. Sorry.
  1992. How can I help you, Helen?
  1993.  
  1994. 441
  1995. 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,605
  1996. Do you smell something?
  1997.  
  1998. 442
  1999. 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,849
  2000. Hmm... barely.
  2001.  
  2002. 443
  2003. 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,286
  2004. Can we speak less formal now?
  2005. - Yes, of course.
  2006.  
  2007. 444
  2008. 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,569
  2009. I need to ask you something.
  2010.  
  2011. 445
  2012. 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,680
  2013. Yes?
  2014.  
  2015. 446
  2016. 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,411
  2017. Could you photograph my wound?
  2018.  
  2019. 447
  2020. 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
  2021. My butt hole?
  2022.  
  2023. 448
  2024. 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,890
  2025. Nope.
  2026. - Nope?
  2027.  
  2028. 449
  2029. 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,129
  2030. That... that's not allowed.
  2031. - That's not allowed?
  2032.  
  2033. 450
  2034. 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,000
  2035. Nope. Well I do not know
  2036. if it is allowed,
  2037.  
  2038. 451
  2039. 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,605
  2040. but I think
  2041. it's not allowed.
  2042.  
  2043. 452
  2044. 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,280
  2045. But noone has to know
  2046. if we do this.
  2047.  
  2048. 453
  2049. 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,728
  2050. You only have to take your cellphone.
  2051.  
  2052. 454
  2053. 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,641
  2054. No, my phone is not allowed
  2055. in the patients rooms for sure.
  2056.  
  2057. 455
  2058. 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,525
  2059. But it's not for calling
  2060. someone up now is it, Robin.
  2061.  
  2062. 456
  2063. 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,406
  2064. You do want to photograph
  2065. my ass.
  2066.  
  2067. 457
  2068. 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640
  2069. Right?
  2070.  
  2071. 458
  2072. 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,571
  2073. This is really good.
  2074. - That's it. I know it.
  2075.  
  2076. 459
  2077. 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,880
  2078. Here.
  2079.  
  2080. 460
  2081. 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,731
  2082. That's more hole than ass, man.
  2083.  
  2084. 461
  2085. 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,246
  2086. I can' t be an ass-model
  2087. anymore with that.
  2088.  
  2089. 462
  2090. 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,086
  2091. I 've never been allowed to see
  2092. the wounds of other patients.
  2093.  
  2094. 463
  2095. 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,725
  2096. Yes?
  2097. - Yes . Right.
  2098.  
  2099. 464
  2100. 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,890
  2101. Now maybe a bit more...
  2102. Just take your hand away from there.
  2103.  
  2104. 465
  2105. 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,080
  2106. So?
  2107. - Yes.
  2108.  
  2109. 466
  2110. 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,891
  2111. Have you had a bowel movement?
  2112. - No.
  2113.  
  2114. 467
  2115. 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,765
  2116. Really?
  2117. - Really.
  2118.  
  2119. 468
  2120. 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,129
  2121. How are we feeling today?
  2122.  
  2123. 469
  2124. 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,086
  2125. Crappy.
  2126. - Crappy?
  2127.  
  2128. 470
  2129. 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280
  2130. Yes.
  2131.  
  2132. 471
  2133. 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,645
  2134. I have a picture
  2135. of your masterpiece.
  2136.  
  2137. 472
  2138. 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,851
  2139. Uh, here.
  2140.  
  2141. 473
  2142. 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,170
  2143. But as far as I can see the
  2144. photo has been made at close range
  2145.  
  2146. 474
  2147. 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,880
  2148. Yes.
  2149.  
  2150. 475
  2151. 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,760
  2152. Yes.
  2153.  
  2154. 476
  2155. 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,440
  2156. Very close.
  2157.  
  2158. 477
  2159. 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,560
  2160. Well,
  2161.  
  2162. 478
  2163. 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,122
  2164. in this routine procedure
  2165. there were no complications.
  2166.  
  2167. 479
  2168. 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,010
  2169. Except for anal incontinence?
  2170.  
  2171. 480
  2172. 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,842
  2173. You do not know that,
  2174. what you're talking about.
  2175.  
  2176. 481
  2177. 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,690
  2178. Of course, I know that
  2179.  
  2180. 482
  2181. 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,690
  2182. Anal incontinence? - Yes.
  2183. - Is the wound bleeding then?
  2184.  
  2185. 483
  2186. 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,405
  2187. Nope.
  2188. - You see.
  2189.  
  2190. 484
  2191. 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,850
  2192. So, once you have a bowel movement,
  2193. You can go home. Yes?
  2194.  
  2195. 485
  2196. 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,442
  2197. And that can happen today.
  2198.  
  2199. 486
  2200. 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,890
  2201. Memel. I am Helen's mom.
  2202. - Ah! Excellent. Glad to meet you.
  2203.  
  2204. 487
  2205. 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,084
  2206. We have just noticed
  2207. how wonderful the operation went.
  2208.  
  2209. 488
  2210. 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,284
  2211. Oh, wonderful! I am pleased.
  2212. - I beg to differ, mama.
  2213.  
  2214. 489
  2215. 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,522
  2216. She's a bit high-strung ofcourse,
  2217. your daughter
  2218.  
  2219. 490
  2220. 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,370
  2221. It's quite normal
  2222. in girls at that age.
  2223.  
  2224. 491
  2225. 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,011
  2226. - Exactly.
  2227. - Oh, really?
  2228.  
  2229. 492
  2230. 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,646
  2231. Yes. don't worry.
  2232.  
  2233. 493
  2234. 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,685
  2235. We have befriended eachother.
  2236. Right? Michael? Yes?
  2237.  
  2238. 494
  2239. 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,928
  2240. But when you need tips for
  2241. bringing her up,
  2242.  
  2243. 495
  2244. 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,929
  2245. then we will help you.
  2246.  
  2247. 496
  2248. 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,600
  2249. We have to deal with difficult
  2250. personalities more often here.
  2251.  
  2252. 497
  2253. 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,928
  2254. And you were?
  2255. - Professor Dr. Notz.
  2256.  
  2257. 498
  2258. 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,043
  2259. I am the head doctor of this clinic.
  2260. - Ah, yes.
  2261.  
  2262. 499
  2263. 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,131
  2264. Doctor Notz,
  2265.  
  2266. 500
  2267. 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,091
  2268. Her mother is perhaps
  2269. a difficult personality,
  2270.  
  2271. 501
  2272. 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,090
  2273. but not my daughter.
  2274. If I may give you a hint:
  2275.  
  2276. 502
  2277. 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,122
  2278. Keep your mouth shut
  2279. and do your work.
  2280.  
  2281. 503
  2282. 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,840
  2283. Bye.
  2284.  
  2285. 504
  2286. 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,404
  2287. Cede repugnanti!
  2288. Cedendo victor abibis.
  2289.  
  2290. 505
  2291. 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,121
  2292. Give in to the one who defends himself.
  2293.  
  2294. 506
  2295. 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,922
  2296. In yielding you'll
  2297. emerge victorious . Hm?
  2298.  
  2299. 507
  2300. 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,847
  2301. Now they will all hate
  2302. me here . Because of you.
  2303.  
  2304. 508
  2305. 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,445
  2306. How was the surgery?
  2307.  
  2308. 509
  2309. 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,646
  2310. Was not there.
  2311.  
  2312. 510
  2313. 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,771
  2314. It was general anesthesia.
  2315.  
  2316. 511
  2317. 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,282
  2318. You're too early.
  2319. I appointed you at five.
  2320.  
  2321. 512
  2322. 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,807
  2323. Can you come again after work?
  2324.  
  2325. 513
  2326. 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,243
  2327. My god, one can' t do
  2328. anything right with you.
  2329.  
  2330. 514
  2331. 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,210
  2332. God again.
  2333.  
  2334. 515
  2335. 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,886
  2336. Can you take that god
  2337. up there down?
  2338.  
  2339. 516
  2340. 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,210
  2341. No, I can not.
  2342. - Still. It bothers me.
  2343.  
  2344. 517
  2345. 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,168
  2346. Quit that nonsense, Helen.
  2347.  
  2348. 518
  2349. 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,324
  2350. I can do it myself as well.
  2351.  
  2352. 519
  2353. 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:02,720
  2354. No.
  2355.  
  2356. 520
  2357. 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,810
  2358. All right, I'll do it already!
  2359.  
  2360. 521
  2361. 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320
  2362. Careful.
  2363.  
  2364. 522
  2365. 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,444
  2366. Since when did you have ..
  2367.  
  2368. 523
  2369. 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,004
  2370. These things there on you?
  2371.  
  2372. 524
  2373. 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920
  2374. Hemorrhoids?
  2375.  
  2376. 525
  2377. 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,291
  2378. Yes.
  2379. - Always have.
  2380.  
  2381. 526
  2382. 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,409
  2383. Not true, I have bathed
  2384. you as a baby.
  2385.  
  2386. 527
  2387. 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,211
  2388. It's been a while.
  2389.  
  2390. 528
  2391. 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440
  2392. Yes.
  2393.  
  2394. 529
  2395. 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,120
  2396. They are hereditary.
  2397. The hemorrhoids.
  2398.  
  2399. 530
  2400. 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,446
  2401. Do you have them, or dad?
  2402. - You got them from your father
  2403.  
  2404. 531
  2405. 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,921
  2406. I got your stuff,
  2407. without which you can not even...
  2408.  
  2409. 532
  2410. 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,246
  2411. Yes. I see it.
  2412.  
  2413. 533
  2414. 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,371
  2415. There are seven.
  2416. That's the second.
  2417.  
  2418. 534
  2419. 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,248
  2420. I love soft surfaces .
  2421.  
  2422. 535
  2423. 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,001
  2424. As the greasy leather of
  2425. the buck in our sports hall in the past.
  2426.  
  2427. 536
  2428. 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,642
  2429. But you have to save
  2430. these moments for
  2431.  
  2432. 537
  2433. 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,330
  2434. when nobody notices .
  2435.  
  2436. 538
  2437. 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,608
  2438. Helen!
  2439. What are you doing?
  2440.  
  2441. 539
  2442. 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,405
  2443. What is that nonsense?
  2444.  
  2445. 540
  2446. 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,682
  2447. Or so soft
  2448. like the glans of a penis .
  2449.  
  2450. 541
  2451. 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,400
  2452. I really want, ever
  2453. since I can remember, to have a child.
  2454.  
  2455. 542
  2456. 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:30,087
  2457. But in our family there is a
  2458. recurring pattern:
  2459.  
  2460. 543
  2461. 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,809
  2462. My great-grandmother .
  2463.  
  2464. 544
  2465. 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,411
  2466. My grandma .
  2467.  
  2468. 545
  2469. 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,880
  2470. My mama .
  2471.  
  2472. 546
  2473. 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,127
  2474. And I.
  2475.  
  2476. 547
  2477. 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,560
  2478. All firstborn .
  2479.  
  2480. 548
  2481. 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,920
  2482. All girls.
  2483.  
  2484. 549
  2485. 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,084
  2486. All weak nerves,
  2487. disturbed and unhappy.
  2488.  
  2489. 550
  2490. 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,888
  2491. With my sterilization I
  2492. have broken this cycle.
  2493.  
  2494. 551
  2495. 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,966
  2496. From my tummy
  2497.  
  2498. 552
  2499. 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,086
  2500. unhappy, disturbed beings
  2501. will never crawl out.
  2502.  
  2503. 553
  2504. 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,929
  2505. Okay! Thank you!
  2506.  
  2507. 554
  2508. 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,446
  2509. I have brought you
  2510. something from America.
  2511.  
  2512. 555
  2513. 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,650
  2514. The Turduck roast.
  2515.  
  2516. 556
  2517. 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,925
  2518. You take a quail,
  2519. the quail one stuffs into a chicken,
  2520.  
  2521. 557
  2522. 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,282
  2523. the chicken into a goose
  2524.  
  2525. 558
  2526. 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:55,402
  2527. and in the end we have the turkey,
  2528. which entirely covers the goose.
  2529.  
  2530. 559
  2531. 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,324
  2532. Okay.
  2533.  
  2534. 560
  2535. 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,887
  2536. Oh, it makes me feel queasy in the stomach.
  2537.  
  2538. 561
  2539. 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,642
  2540. At Helen's birth, the doctors had
  2541. to make an episiotomy.
  2542.  
  2543. 562
  2544. 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,729
  2545. There was a noise
  2546. just like this.
  2547.  
  2548. 563
  2549. 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,806
  2550. And actually...
  2551.  
  2552. 564
  2553. 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,603
  2554. it looked exactly like
  2555. this as well.
  2556.  
  2557. 565
  2558. 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,441
  2559. It's an organic turkey,
  2560. so everyone, even the vegetarians...
  2561.  
  2562. 566
  2563. 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,880
  2564. Cheers!
  2565.  
  2566. 567
  2567. 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,042
  2568. You want
  2569. me to applaude?
  2570.  
  2571. 568
  2572. 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,525
  2573. Look,
  2574. that's where they've cut.
  2575.  
  2576. 569
  2577. 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,646
  2578. It's all I wanted to say.
  2579. That's where they've cut in.
  2580.  
  2581. 570
  2582. 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440
  2583. Ass.
  2584.  
  2585. 571
  2586. 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,685
  2587. Slugs.
  2588. Is this an allusion to my butt hole?
  2589.  
  2590. 572
  2591. 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,407
  2592. I thought you were interested
  2593. in slugs.
  2594.  
  2595. 573
  2596. 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,722
  2597. You asked me about
  2598. them sometimes.
  2599.  
  2600. 574
  2601. 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,366
  2602. And now I have a whole book.
  2603.  
  2604. 575
  2605. 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,040
  2606. Yes.
  2607.  
  2608. 576
  2609. 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,524
  2610. I get tablets for the pain.
  2611.  
  2612. 577
  2613. 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,880
  2614. What pain?
  2615.  
  2616. 578
  2617. 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,446
  2618. At my butt.
  2619.  
  2620. 579
  2621. 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:37,840
  2622. Ofourse.
  2623.  
  2624. 580
  2625. 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,163
  2626. What kind of tablets?
  2627. - Neoncoloured.
  2628.  
  2629. 581
  2630. 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,769
  2631. Do you still have an appointment?
  2632.  
  2633. 582
  2634. 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200
  2635. No.
  2636.  
  2637. 583
  2638. 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,331
  2639. You? - I need to
  2640. leave you alone again unfortunately.
  2641.  
  2642. 584
  2643. 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,360
  2644. Hospitals, those are not for me.
  2645. I feel myself quite ill.
  2646.  
  2647. 585
  2648. 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,803
  2649. But you can still
  2650. read to me a bit.
  2651.  
  2652. 586
  2653. 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,727
  2654. It's summer now, everything is dry
  2655. and the snail is scared...
  2656.  
  2657. 587
  2658. 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,763
  2659. dying of heat.
  2660.  
  2661. 588
  2662. 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,202
  2663. I will read to you gladly.
  2664. When I pick you up.
  2665.  
  2666. 589
  2667. 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,526
  2668. Well, a friendly greeting
  2669. to your collegues then.
  2670.  
  2671. 590
  2672. 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,525
  2673. Which colleagues?
  2674.  
  2675. 591
  2676. 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,404
  2677. Your work colleagues.
  2678.  
  2679. 592
  2680. 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,324
  2681. Be well.
  2682. - Uh-huh.
  2683.  
  2684. 593
  2685. 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,570
  2686. Good to see you.
  2687.  
  2688. 594
  2689. 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,290
  2690. That's good,
  2691. I have to tell you something.
  2692.  
  2693. 595
  2694. 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,601
  2695. I love you.
  2696.  
  2697. 596
  2698. 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,531
  2699. I will stay with you forever,
  2700. even if I do not love you.
  2701.  
  2702. 597
  2703. 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,370
  2704. It has to be so,
  2705. when you have children.
  2706.  
  2707. 598
  2708. 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,611
  2709. Get well soon.
  2710.  
  2711. 599
  2712. 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,727
  2713. I've been thinking about your
  2714. wound and about your...
  2715.  
  2716. 600
  2717. 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,365
  2718. ...Looseness.
  2719.  
  2720. 601
  2721. 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,281
  2722. I've talked it over with
  2723. a buddy and he told me...
  2724.  
  2725. 602
  2726. 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,847
  2727. that you're an exhibitionist
  2728. or something.
  2729.  
  2730. 603
  2731. 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,008
  2732. I don' t know how he gets
  2733. that idea.
  2734.  
  2735. 604
  2736. 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,525
  2737. Loving to show, I always say.
  2738.  
  2739. 605
  2740. 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,726
  2741. Yes. Is that bad?
  2742. - Not at all, I...
  2743.  
  2744. 606
  2745. 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,969
  2746. On the contrary, I would hope
  2747. that more girls...
  2748.  
  2749. 607
  2750. 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,001
  2751. be like this, ehm,
  2752. who take the initiative, you know ..
  2753.  
  2754. 608
  2755. 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,281
  2756. Come a little closer.
  2757.  
  2758. 609
  2759. 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,560
  2760. Come closer.
  2761.  
  2762. 610
  2763. 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,044
  2764. Now close your eyes.
  2765.  
  2766. 611
  2767. 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,240
  2768. What?
  2769.  
  2770. 612
  2771. 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,164
  2772. Close your eyes.
  2773.  
  2774. 613
  2775. 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,922
  2776. I 'll tell you a story.
  2777.  
  2778. 614
  2779. 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,930
  2780. In the street where I live,
  2781. is a brothel . The Sauna Oasis.
  2782.  
  2783. 615
  2784. 01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,889
  2785. Guys are always invited for their
  2786. 18th birthday by their parents.
  2787.  
  2788. 616
  2789. 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,527
  2790. I was not invited.
  2791. So I did everything myself .
  2792.  
  2793. 617
  2794. 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,686
  2795. Hi.
  2796.  
  2797. 618
  2798. 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,565
  2799. Any women
  2800. who do it with women?
  2801.  
  2802. 619
  2803. 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,526
  2804. Cynthia!
  2805.  
  2806. 620
  2807. 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,643
  2808. And I pick one.
  2809.  
  2810. 621
  2811. 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,129
  2812. Come on.
  2813.  
  2814. 622
  2815. 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,771
  2816. Put it on the table.
  2817.  
  2818. 623
  2819. 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,280
  2820. Thank you.
  2821.  
  2822. 624
  2823. 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,450
  2824. Can I lick you?
  2825.  
  2826. 625
  2827. 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,680
  2828. Yes.
  2829.  
  2830. 626
  2831. 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,406
  2832. Did you come?
  2833.  
  2834. 627
  2835. 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:42,680
  2836. Yes.
  2837.  
  2838. 628
  2839. 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,650
  2840. That went pretty fast alright.
  2841.  
  2842. 629
  2843. 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,210
  2844. Do you know why I I picked you?
  2845.  
  2846. 630
  2847. 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,600
  2848. Nope.
  2849.  
  2850. 631
  2851. 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,521
  2852. Copper roof,
  2853. always damp in the basement.
  2854.  
  2855. 632
  2856. 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,322
  2857. That's what my father always said.
  2858.  
  2859. 633
  2860. 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,687
  2861. I will give it to her.
  2862.  
  2863. 634
  2864. 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,202
  2865. These are the residues that they
  2866. have cut away from your anus.
  2867.  
  2868. 635
  2869. 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,368
  2870. Here you go.
  2871. - Thank you.
  2872.  
  2873. 636
  2874. 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,928
  2875. Did you have a bowel movement?
  2876. - I do not think so.
  2877.  
  2878. 637
  2879. 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:22,440
  2880. And you?
  2881.  
  2882. 638
  2883. 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,641
  2884. The material in the bag
  2885. is highly infectious.
  2886.  
  2887. 639
  2888. 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,171
  2889. So deal with it accordingly, ok?
  2890.  
  2891. 640
  2892. 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,805
  2893. Hygiene is paramount
  2894. in the hospital.
  2895.  
  2896. 641
  2897. 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,528
  2898. It's at home with me,
  2899. also an important issue.
  2900.  
  2901. 642
  2902. 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,290
  2903. You know, the sooner you dump,
  2904. the sooner we are rid of you, ok?
  2905.  
  2906. 643
  2907. 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:39,926
  2908. Do you understand me?
  2909.  
  2910. 644
  2911. 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,409
  2912. When you're finished playing
  2913. with your ass parts
  2914.  
  2915. 645
  2916. 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,246
  2917. make sure they go
  2918. back to the hospital waste.
  2919.  
  2920. 646
  2921. 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,041
  2922. You've got great eyelashes.
  2923.  
  2924. 647
  2925. 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,562
  2926. One can't beat natural lashes
  2927. like that, right, Mrs. Memel?
  2928.  
  2929. 648
  2930. 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,760
  2931. Mhm.
  2932.  
  2933. 649
  2934. 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,687
  2935. You must be proud of your daughter.
  2936. Hello, sweetness.
  2937.  
  2938. 650
  2939. 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,967
  2940. Well then, pleasure to talk to you.
  2941. - Yeah.
  2942.  
  2943. 651
  2944. 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,730
  2945. Goodbye.
  2946. - Goodbye.
  2947.  
  2948. 652
  2949. 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,523
  2950. An old gypsy saying goes,
  2951.  
  2952. 653
  2953. 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,406
  2954. when one gets too many
  2955. compliments for something,
  2956.  
  2957. 654
  2958. 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,563
  2959. then perhaps it's about to break down.
  2960.  
  2961. 655
  2962. 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,080
  2963. Look.
  2964.  
  2965. 656
  2966. 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:21,921
  2967. Here, for you.
  2968.  
  2969. 657
  2970. 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,724
  2971. This is all just
  2972. a dream, sweetheart.
  2973.  
  2974. 658
  2975. 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
  2976. Go back to sleep.
  2977.  
  2978. 659
  2979. 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,005
  2980. I'm not sure mama really
  2981. did this,
  2982.  
  2983. 660
  2984. 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,886
  2985. because I often mix up
  2986. reality, lies and dreams .
  2987.  
  2988. 661
  2989. 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,846
  2990. Mainly because of the many drugs,
  2991. I've taken .
  2992.  
  2993. 662
  2994. 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,725
  2995. Michael
  2996. left his drugsbox.
  2997.  
  2998. 663
  2999. 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,729
  3000. And went
  3001. off with the real cola.
  3002.  
  3003. 664
  3004. 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,762
  3005. Do we need to notice him?
  3006.  
  3007. 665
  3008. 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,091
  3009. A mustache kiss.
  3010.  
  3011. 666
  3012. 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,006
  3013. Oh, my God.
  3014.  
  3015. 667
  3016. 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,609
  3017. This one is a bit longer.
  3018.  
  3019. 668
  3020. 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,320
  3021. Slowly.
  3022.  
  3023. 669
  3024. 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,040
  3025. Stop.
  3026.  
  3027. 670
  3028. 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,722
  3029. Hi, this is Michael.
  3030. First I, then beep, then you
  3031.  
  3032. 671
  3033. 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,844
  3034. Oh man, voicemail again.
  3035.  
  3036. 672
  3037. 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,208
  3038. Here is your favorite Helen.
  3039.  
  3040. 673
  3041. 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,922
  3042. If you are looking for your Coke can,
  3043. uh, we have it.
  3044.  
  3045. 674
  3046. 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,567
  3047. We have started to drink,
  3048. the Coke already. Bye.
  3049.  
  3050. 675
  3051. 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,285
  3052. Okay, he knows.
  3053.  
  3054. 676
  3055. 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,446
  3056. Yummy!
  3057.  
  3058. 677
  3059. 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,522
  3060. Have you actually
  3061. ever slept together?
  3062.  
  3063. 678
  3064. 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,451
  3065. No. He waits for
  3066. the right moment . - I see.
  3067.  
  3068. 679
  3069. 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,086
  3070. Um...
  3071.  
  3072. 680
  3073. 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,080
  3074. Juhu!
  3075.  
  3076. 681
  3077. 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,728
  3078. Hey, we were here before.
  3079.  
  3080. 682
  3081. 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,162
  3082. I think I am completely sober.
  3083.  
  3084. 683
  3085. 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,528
  3086. I'm cold . Fire!
  3087.  
  3088. 684
  3089. 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,687
  3090. Debt was the main outcome
  3091. of our adventure .
  3092.  
  3093. 685
  3094. 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,201
  3095. Michael wouldn't talk
  3096. to us for a week.
  3097.  
  3098. 686
  3099. 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,242
  3100. And to appease Michael,
  3101. I baptized the rat Michael 2 .
  3102.  
  3103. 687
  3104. 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:13,206
  3105. Unfortunately Michael 2 had
  3106. left us again soon..
  3107.  
  3108. 688
  3109. 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,725
  3110. In revenge, I decided
  3111. kill her new husband .
  3112.  
  3113. 689
  3114. 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:38,044
  3115. But that I would have done
  3116. my mother a favor .
  3117.  
  3118. 690
  3119. 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,440
  3120. What are you doing?
  3121. - I'll cover you up, you're very exposed.
  3122.  
  3123. 691
  3124. 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,330
  3125. Just let it go.
  3126.  
  3127. 692
  3128. 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:18,166
  3129. Does't matter what it looks like.
  3130. - Then stay like that, in God's name.
  3131.  
  3132. 693
  3133. 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,441
  3134. Yes.
  3135.  
  3136. 694
  3137. 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,286
  3138. You're late.
  3139. You can leave again.
  3140.  
  3141. 695
  3142. 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:24,606
  3143. You're impossible.
  3144.  
  3145. 696
  3146. 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,288
  3147. I wish that once you
  3148. have a daughter,
  3149.  
  3150. 697
  3151. 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,285
  3152. she acts to you like this
  3153. as well, tit for tat.
  3154.  
  3155. 698
  3156. 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,363
  3157. Then you're in for a long wait.
  3158.  
  3159. 699
  3160. 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:34,880
  3161. Why?
  3162.  
  3163. 700
  3164. 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,404
  3165. Don't you want children?
  3166.  
  3167. 701
  3168. 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,211
  3169. Can this be thrown out?
  3170.  
  3171. 702
  3172. 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,360
  3173. Give it to me.
  3174.  
  3175. 703
  3176. 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,722
  3177. These are the parts
  3178. from my ass.
  3179.  
  3180. 704
  3181. 01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,010
  3182. Can you go now?
  3183.  
  3184. 705
  3185. 01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,529
  3186. Can come back tomorrow.
  3187.  
  3188. 706
  3189. 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,240
  3190. Just go.
  3191.  
  3192. 707
  3193. 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,931
  3194. And be on time tomorrow.
  3195.  
  3196. 708
  3197. 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,851
  3198. Valerie...
  3199.  
  3200. 709
  3201. 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,328
  3202. we only wanted to say to you
  3203.  
  3204. 710
  3205. 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,929
  3206. that we'd like to thank you
  3207. for the last two years
  3208.  
  3209. 711
  3210. 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,521
  3211. and the 175 night shifts,
  3212. you've taken...
  3213.  
  3214. 712
  3215. 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:04,840
  3216. Thank you .
  3217.  
  3218. 713
  3219. 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,809
  3220. And all the best
  3221. for your birthday and...
  3222.  
  3223. 714
  3224. 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,891
  3225. Hello, Spacko.
  3226. I need a pizza.
  3227.  
  3228. 715
  3229. 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:34,201
  3230. Yes, a spinach pizza and a six pack
  3231. At the Hilf... Maria Hilf Hospital.
  3232.  
  3233. 716
  3234. 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,085
  3235. Room 265 Did you write that down?
  3236.  
  3237. 717
  3238. 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,800
  3239. All right.
  3240.  
  3241. 718
  3242. 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,362
  3243. If the pizza is cold,
  3244. I'll shove it up your ass.
  3245.  
  3246. 719
  3247. 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,851
  3248. Corrina is such a good friend of mine,
  3249.  
  3250. 720
  3251. 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,408
  3252. that we are always get our period at
  3253. the same time.
  3254.  
  3255. 721
  3256. 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:54,127
  3257. And we made up something
  3258. special about that .
  3259.  
  3260. 722
  3261. 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:55,601
  3262. Are you ready?
  3263.  
  3264. 723
  3265. 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,167
  3266. We exchanged our Tampons.
  3267.  
  3268. 724
  3269. 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,931
  3270. Corinna put my
  3271. selfmade one in,
  3272.  
  3273. 725
  3274. 01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:04,443
  3275. with which I hope to ban the American
  3276. Tampon industry .
  3277.  
  3278. 726
  3279. 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,842
  3280. There it comes, okay?
  3281.  
  3282. 727
  3283. 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,611
  3284. My blood sister.
  3285.  
  3286. 728
  3287. 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,811
  3288. My blood sister.
  3289.  
  3290. 729
  3291. 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,251
  3292. Say, do you actually get
  3293. those things back out?
  3294.  
  3295. 730
  3296. 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,120
  3297. Most of the time.
  3298.  
  3299. 731
  3300. 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:39,001
  3301. The only small disadvantage
  3302. to my homemade tampons is,
  3303.  
  3304. 732
  3305. 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,330
  3306. that they lack the small
  3307. blue filament.
  3308.  
  3309. 733
  3310. 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,564
  3311. I can't get it out.
  3312. - Okay, do not panic.
  3313.  
  3314. 734
  3315. 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,761
  3316. Ah.
  3317.  
  3318. 735
  3319. 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,644
  3320. Where was it?
  3321. Thank you.
  3322.  
  3323. 736
  3324. 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,003
  3325. Where are you going?
  3326. Hello? I'm talking to you.
  3327.  
  3328. 737
  3329. 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,964
  3330. - Hi.
  3331. - Hello.
  3332.  
  3333. 738
  3334. 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,209
  3335. Well that took forever.
  3336. - Oh, you ordered pizza?
  3337.  
  3338. 739
  3339. 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,604
  3340. That makes 19 euros.
  3341. - So, I 'll give you 12
  3342.  
  3343. 740
  3344. 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:45,043
  3345. Helen, shouldn't you eat
  3346. high fiber food after surgery?
  3347.  
  3348. 741
  3349. 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,844
  3350. The prices are not negotiable.
  3351.  
  3352. 742
  3353. 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,929
  3354. Can you advance me something?
  3355. I 'm broke.
  3356.  
  3357. 743
  3358. 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:55,002
  3359. What about tipping?
  3360. - Say a nice greeting to the kitchen.
  3361.  
  3362. 744
  3363. 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:59,650
  3364. Tell them a drunken monkey
  3365. could bake a better pizza.
  3366.  
  3367. 745
  3368. 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,606
  3369. All right.
  3370. - Helen Memel is the name.
  3371.  
  3372. 746
  3373. 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:03,800
  3374. Fuck me.
  3375. - Wow.
  3376.  
  3377. 747
  3378. 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,202
  3379. Give it to me.
  3380. - Mmm.
  3381.  
  3382. 748
  3383. 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,801
  3384. Give it to me!
  3385. - That is proper juicy.
  3386.  
  3387. 749
  3388. 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,408
  3389. Want some?
  3390.  
  3391. 750
  3392. 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,560
  3393. No thanks, I've had some.
  3394. - Do you want beer?
  3395.  
  3396. 751
  3397. 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,290
  3398. You know, there simply
  3399. are certain rules.
  3400.  
  3401. 752
  3402. 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,646
  3403. For you or for me?
  3404. - Well, for all of us.
  3405.  
  3406. 753
  3407. 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,808
  3408. For all.
  3409.  
  3410. 754
  3411. 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,445
  3412. Stop that! Man!
  3413.  
  3414. 755
  3415. 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,760
  3416. Thank you.
  3417.  
  3418. 756
  3419. 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,531
  3420. Do you know my pizza story?
  3421. - Nope.
  3422.  
  3423. 757
  3424. 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,962
  3425. You don't?
  3426. - Nah, tell me.
  3427.  
  3428. 758
  3429. 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,209
  3430. That's why I 'm
  3431. so soggy with the delivery boy.
  3432.  
  3433. 759
  3434. 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,400
  3435. Mhm.
  3436.  
  3437. 760
  3438. 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,809
  3439. Because I want sex.
  3440.  
  3441. 761
  3442. 01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,362
  3443. With very many different men.
  3444.  
  3445. 762
  3446. 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,602
  3447. At the same time.
  3448. - Sounds logical.
  3449.  
  3450. 763
  3451. 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,371
  3452. First of all . - This story has gone
  3453. around for a long time.
  3454.  
  3455. 764
  3456. 01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,206
  3457. Two girls order pizza.
  3458.  
  3459. 765
  3460. 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,123
  3461. But the pizza doesn't arrive.
  3462.  
  3463. 766
  3464. 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,888
  3465. And so the girls keep calling
  3466. back and complain.
  3467.  
  3468. 767
  3469. 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,648
  3470. Sometime later, the pizza arrives.
  3471.  
  3472. 768
  3473. 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,851
  3474. But somehow
  3475. the pizza tastes funny.
  3476.  
  3477. 769
  3478. 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,607
  3479. So the girls bring
  3480. the pizza to one ot their fathers,
  3481.  
  3482. 770
  3483. 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:23,248
  3484. coincidentially a food chemist.
  3485.  
  3486. 771
  3487. 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,768
  3488. Still, they all think
  3489. the pizza has gone bad or so.
  3490.  
  3491. 772
  3492. 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:31,364
  3493. But the analysis tells
  3494. a different story.
  3495.  
  3496. 773
  3497. 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,204
  3498. On the pizza...
  3499.  
  3500. 774
  3501. 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:37,366
  3502. is the cum
  3503. of four different men.
  3504.  
  3505. 775
  3506. 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,762
  3507. Well, I imagine the origin
  3508. of the story like this:
  3509.  
  3510. 776
  3511. 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,164
  3512. Our friends are annoyed.
  3513.  
  3514. 777
  3515. 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:51,961
  3516. And because the main characters are girls,
  3517. they have rape fantasies.
  3518.  
  3519. 778
  3520. 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:54,720
  3521. Normal.
  3522.  
  3523. 779
  3524. 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,967
  3525. So they get their cocks out
  3526. and jerk off together on the pizza .
  3527.  
  3528. 780
  3529. 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,171
  3530. I would like to eat such a pizza.
  3531.  
  3532. 781
  3533. 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:14,202
  3534. That would be as if four men
  3535. ejaculate directly into my mouth.
  3536.  
  3537. 782
  3538. 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,365
  3539. Did you ever get an opportunity
  3540. like that before?
  3541.  
  3542. 783
  3543. 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,730
  3544. Uh, rather rare.
  3545.  
  3546. 784
  3547. 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:24,210
  3548. Ahh... is delicious.
  3549.  
  3550. 785
  3551. 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:34,720
  3552. Good night.
  3553.  
  3554. 786
  3555. 01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:36,891
  3556. Sleep.
  3557.  
  3558. 787
  3559. 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,007
  3560. Got my money yet?
  3561.  
  3562. 788
  3563. 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,885
  3564. I' ve almost shit
  3565. my pants, you Spacko.
  3566.  
  3567. 789
  3568. 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:08,001
  3569. Corinna and I need the money.
  3570. - Corinna and you?
  3571.  
  3572. 790
  3573. 01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,081
  3574. Do you want to move in together or what?
  3575.  
  3576. 791
  3577. 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,081
  3578. Something like that.
  3579.  
  3580. 792
  3581. 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:30,568
  3582. What 's wrong with Michael?
  3583.  
  3584. 793
  3585. 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:42,206
  3586. What? Did you finally get
  3587. to play on his magic flute?
  3588.  
  3589. 794
  3590. 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,171
  3591. No.
  3592. Could you?
  3593.  
  3594. 795
  3595. 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,686
  3596. I am pregnant.
  3597.  
  3598. 796
  3599. 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:50,440
  3600. Aha.
  3601.  
  3602. 797
  3603. 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:57,086
  3604. You know, I 'm looking forward
  3605. to it.
  3606.  
  3607. 798
  3608. 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,688
  3609. I think it's selfish of you.
  3610.  
  3611. 799
  3612. 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,211
  3613. But that doesn't change a thing between us.
  3614. - This changes everything.
  3615.  
  3616. 800
  3617. 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,810
  3618. And you know it
  3619.  
  3620. 801
  3621. 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,651
  3622. Do you know why you
  3623. have a family like you do?
  3624.  
  3625. 802
  3626. 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,922
  3627. Do you know why you
  3628. have no friends?
  3629.  
  3630. 803
  3631. 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,126
  3632. You stink.
  3633.  
  3634. 804
  3635. 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,889
  3636. I feel sorry for you.
  3637.  
  3638. 805
  3639. 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:05,366
  3640. Get out!
  3641.  
  3642. 806
  3643. 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,004
  3644. In Helen's birth,
  3645.  
  3646. 807
  3647. 01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:24,011
  3648. because the doctors had to
  3649. make an episiotomy .
  3650.  
  3651. 808
  3652. 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,406
  3653. makes me feel queasy .
  3654.  
  3655. 809
  3656. 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,441
  3657. It smells of gas in my room.
  3658.  
  3659. 810
  3660. 01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:46,926
  3661. I smell nothing.
  3662.  
  3663. 811
  3664. 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:51,247
  3665. Maybe not.
  3666.  
  3667. 812
  3668. 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:54,925
  3669. It was just a joke.
  3670.  
  3671. 813
  3672. 01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,280
  3673. What is this?
  3674.  
  3675. 814
  3676. 01:30:57,040 --> 01:30:59,202
  3677. I thought it was boring without you.
  3678.  
  3679. 815
  3680. 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,928
  3681. Do me a favor
  3682. and don't take me for a fool, okay?
  3683.  
  3684. 816
  3685. 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,601
  3686. No, I get this sometimes.
  3687.  
  3688. 817
  3689. 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,046
  3690. - But I do not know why.
  3691.  
  3692. 818
  3693. 01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,240
  3694. Good night.
  3695.  
  3696. 819
  3697. 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,524
  3698. Yeah, fuck you too, Robin.
  3699.  
  3700. 820
  3701. 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:22,927
  3702. What?
  3703.  
  3704. 821
  3705. 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,280
  3706. Nothing.
  3707.  
  3708. 822
  3709. 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,091
  3710. Fuck you all.
  3711.  
  3712. 823
  3713. 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,600
  3714. Assholes.
  3715.  
  3716. 824
  3717. 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,440
  3718. Good day, daughter.
  3719.  
  3720. 825
  3721. 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,761
  3722. Good day, dad.
  3723.  
  3724. 826
  3725. 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,160
  3726. Surprise?
  3727.  
  3728. 827
  3729. 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:26,680
  3730. A balloon?
  3731.  
  3732. 828
  3733. 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,286
  3734. A red balloon.
  3735.  
  3736. 829
  3737. 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,568
  3738. That will make me
  3739. better for sure, dad.
  3740.  
  3741. 830
  3742. 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,046
  3743. No idea what that is?
  3744.  
  3745. 831
  3746. 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:37,049
  3747. A hemorrhoid cushion.
  3748.  
  3749. 832
  3750. 01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,527
  3751. You can sit on it,
  3752. with no pain.
  3753.  
  3754. 833
  3755. 01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:41,689
  3756. Did you get this
  3757. from the plumbing trade?
  3758.  
  3759. 834
  3760. 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,042
  3761. Isn't it called the medical trade?
  3762.  
  3763. 835
  3764. 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400
  3765. Right.
  3766.  
  3767. 836
  3768. 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,651
  3769. Your hair is gray.
  3770.  
  3771. 837
  3772. 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,000
  3773. Well.
  3774.  
  3775. 838
  3776. 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:05,642
  3777. Maybe I should leave
  3778. you be for now.
  3779.  
  3780. 839
  3781. 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,048
  3782. Start with the grieving process.
  3783.  
  3784. 840
  3785. 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,531
  3786. If you're gone then,
  3787.  
  3788. 841
  3789. 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,166
  3790. everyone will wonder
  3791. why I'm so well off.
  3792.  
  3793. 842
  3794. 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,290
  3795. Sounds reasonable.
  3796.  
  3797. 843
  3798. 01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:43,770
  3799. What?
  3800. - Nothing.
  3801.  
  3802. 844
  3803. 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,929
  3804. Thanks for inflating it.
  3805.  
  3806. 845
  3807. 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,520
  3808. I 've got to be
  3809. back on the road.
  3810.  
  3811. 846
  3812. 01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:09,564
  3813. It really is hard
  3814. with your schedule.
  3815.  
  3816. 847
  3817. 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,328
  3818. Yes, work is waiting.
  3819.  
  3820. 848
  3821. 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,845
  3822. What are you
  3823. by profession, dad?
  3824.  
  3825. 849
  3826. 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,681
  3827. You have no idea, what do I do?
  3828.  
  3829. 850
  3830. 01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:27,965
  3831. Not exactly, no.
  3832.  
  3833. 851
  3834. 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:32,080
  3835. I am an engineer.
  3836.  
  3837. 852
  3838. 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,928
  3839. Should I also become an engineer?
  3840.  
  3841. 853
  3842. 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:41,440
  3843. Yes.
  3844.  
  3845. 854
  3846. 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:46,449
  3847. But you're so bad at math
  3848.  
  3849. 855
  3850. 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,605
  3851. Are you in pain?
  3852.  
  3853. 856
  3854. 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,091
  3855. I discourage the use of this pillow.
  3856.  
  3857. 857
  3858. 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,810
  3859. It's for people with
  3860. unoperated hemorrhoids,
  3861.  
  3862. 858
  3863. 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:23,644
  3864. and if you sit on it,
  3865. then everything breaks again.
  3866.  
  3867. 859
  3868. 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,680
  3869. Is the wouind bleeding?
  3870.  
  3871. 860
  3872. 01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:32,160
  3873. No.
  3874.  
  3875. 861
  3876. 01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:36,004
  3877. Then everything is good.
  3878.  
  3879. 862
  3880. 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,289
  3881. We can dismiss you.
  3882.  
  3883. 863
  3884. 01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:42,571
  3885. No, I need to stay there,
  3886. I still have to have bowel movements.
  3887.  
  3888. 864
  3889. 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:47,691
  3890. This pressure on defecation,
  3891. brings nothing good.
  3892.  
  3893. 865
  3894. 01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:50,690
  3895. Try it in peace.
  3896. At home.
  3897.  
  3898. 866
  3899. 01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,327
  3900. Can I still stay one day?
  3901.  
  3902. 867
  3903. 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:57,808
  3904. No, we only see eachother
  3905. if the wound is bleeding.
  3906.  
  3907. 868
  3908. 01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:00,840
  3909. Well.
  3910.  
  3911. 869
  3912. 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,085
  3913. Never to be seen again.
  3914.  
  3915. 870
  3916. 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,844
  3917. I say, good-bye.
  3918.  
  3919. 871
  3920. 01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:56,164
  3921. Yes? What are you doing?
  3922.  
  3923. 872
  3924. 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:00,886
  3925. Holy shit!
  3926.  
  3927. 873
  3928. 01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:04,687
  3929. I moved a little weird earlier.
  3930.  
  3931. 874
  3932. 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:11,971
  3933. Out of my way, please!
  3934.  
  3935. 875
  3936. 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,650
  3937. Prepare general anesthesia.
  3938.  
  3939. 876
  3940. 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,724
  3941. Caution! Man!
  3942.  
  3943. 877
  3944. 01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,003
  3945. Robin, you have to
  3946. call my parents.
  3947.  
  3948. 878
  3949. 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:32,850
  3950. Both, okay?
  3951. - Yes.
  3952.  
  3953. 879
  3954. 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,690
  3955. Tell them what happened.
  3956.  
  3957. 880
  3958. 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:37,691
  3959. This is my last chance
  3960. to get them here together.
  3961.  
  3962. 881
  3963. 01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:41,362
  3964. They are preparing
  3965. the OR for you right now.
  3966.  
  3967. 882
  3968. 01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:44,081
  3969. They don't have to clean
  3970. it up for me.
  3971.  
  3972. 883
  3973. 01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:46,681
  3974. I don' t care too much
  3975. about order.
  3976.  
  3977. 884
  3978. 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:48,086
  3979. Yes. I know.
  3980.  
  3981. 885
  3982. 01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:51,967
  3983. - So, there you go.
  3984. - Robin, I 'm afraid.
  3985.  
  3986. 886
  3987. 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:55,642
  3988. Yes, I 'm scared too.
  3989. I'm scared for you.
  3990.  
  3991. 887
  3992. 01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:19,206
  3993. We need to start now,
  3994. because you lost a lot of blood.
  3995.  
  3996. 888
  3997. 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:21,926
  3998. You may think that you're
  3999. still aware of everything,
  4000.  
  4001. 889
  4002. 01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:25,443
  4003. but this is in reality only a fraction of
  4004. of what is going on.
  4005.  
  4006. 890
  4007. 01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,840
  4008. Here we have all
  4009. had a bit of bad luck.
  4010.  
  4011. 891
  4012. 01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,087
  4013. Especially you.
  4014.  
  4015. 892
  4016. 01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:43,730
  4017. Everyone hoped that I' d forget.
  4018.  
  4019. 893
  4020. 01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:48,246
  4021. But through her silence
  4022. it has become ever greater.
  4023.  
  4024. 894
  4025. 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,688
  4026. Until it has swallowed me.
  4027.  
  4028. 895
  4029. 01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:59,888
  4030. I have Toni tells everything.
  4031.  
  4032. 896
  4033. 01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:03,163
  4034. The hardest conversation
  4035. I 've ever had to perform .
  4036.  
  4037. 897
  4038. 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,246
  4039. The did you know?
  4040. - I always have this shit dreams.
  4041.  
  4042. 898
  4043. 01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:50,203
  4044. Where is he?
  4045. - I do not know who you mean.
  4046.  
  4047. 899
  4048. 01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:53,009
  4049. He gave me this thing
  4050. over here.
  4051.  
  4052. 900
  4053. 01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:55,248
  4054. I got it turned on,
  4055. but there is nothing on it.
  4056.  
  4057. 901
  4058. 01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:57,440
  4059. Only noise.
  4060.  
  4061. 902
  4062. 01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,080
  4063. Helen?
  4064.  
  4065. 903
  4066. 01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,242
  4067. Are you laid off?
  4068.  
  4069. 904
  4070. 01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:36,410
  4071. I've been looking for you.
  4072.  
  4073. 905
  4074. 01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,769
  4075. Yes, I'm just on the way home.
  4076.  
  4077. 906
  4078. 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:43,962
  4079. You're lucky that you
  4080. still caught me..
  4081.  
  4082. 907
  4083. 01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:45,207
  4084. You too.
  4085.  
  4086. 908
  4087. 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,320
  4088. Bacause you can take me to
  4089. your home.
  4090.  
  4091. 909
  4092. 01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:53,447
  4093. You really have to think over
  4094. whether that's okay with you.
  4095.  
  4096. 910
  4097. 01:43:54,080 --> 01:43:55,241
  4098. Yes.
  4099.  
  4100. 911
  4101. 01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,963
  4102. Yes, you still have to think,
  4103. or yes, you're okay with it?
  4104.  
  4105. 912
  4106. 01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:25,321
  4107. If I live with you,
  4108. surely you want to sleep with me.
  4109.  
  4110. 913
  4111. 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:33,283
  4112. Yes. But for starters,
  4113. not in the ass.
  4114.  
  4115. 914
  4116. 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:04,805
  4117. Get me out of here.
  4118.  
  4119.  
  4120.  
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