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- >be me, bonky
- >pickle horse-man and i are jumping around a turtle in a circle
- >we're masturbating on the turtle
- >we're chanting
- >CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
- >we've been following this turtle for miles
- >we don't know why we're doing what we're doing
- >a woman resting on a garden fence leans in and asks us why we're jerking off on that tortoise
- >we look at one another
- >we thought it was a turtle
- >we shove our hands deep into our pockets, hunch over, and hurry away in shame
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