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12 oz Mouse script: S2E06_Auraphull

Aug 4th, 2020
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  1. Jazz Theme:
  2.  
  3. Out of my way, I'm drunk as hell
  4. I'll blow your ass away like ringin' a bell
  5. Pedal to the floor and the whiskey's flowin'
  6. I gotta porn shoot, I gotta get goin'
  7. You don't understand. He don't give a damn
  8. 12 oz. Mouse, 12 oz. Mouse
  9.  
  10. crankin' up the jams and singin' along
  11. what's wrong is right, what's right is wrong
  12. makin' out on ya at the end of the bar
  13. blackin' out and pickin' up another scar
  14. He don't give a damn, You don't understand
  15. 12 oz. Mouse, 12 oz. Mouse
  16.  
  17. Jet car rollin' all night long
  18. car full of bitches and a brand new bong
  19. burgle crazy into the night
  20. what's right is wrong, what's wrong is right
  21. doin' all things and considering no one
  22. i got a porn shoot, i gotta get goin'
  23. you don't understand, he don't give a damn
  24. 12 oz. Mouse, 12 oz. Mouse
  25.  
  26. Jet car rollin' all night long
  27. car full of bitches and a brand new bong
  28. burgle crazy into the night
  29. what's right is wrong, what's wrong is right
  30. doin' all things and considering no one
  31. i got a porn shoot, i gotta get goin'
  32. you don't understand, there's no effin' plan
  33. 12 oz. Mouse, 12 oz. Mouse
  34.  
  35. skillet! here's the bowl, now fill it!
  36. whaddya mean shark's listening?
  37. far out.
  38.  
  39. --
  40.  
  41. The Ampullae of Lorenzini:
  42.  
  43. You utter in a screaming tone
  44. It's your pelagic right to roam
  45. The entire worldy realm alone
  46. Eyes cry a brackish brine
  47.  
  48. Another day, another doller
  49. On terra firma I stand taller
  50. Yet I remain in squamal squalor
  51. Slipping down the bottom line
  52.  
  53. You stay in motion
  54. My soul is your ocean
  55. Forever will never concern me
  56.  
  57. Time is fleeting
  58. Separating, meeting
  59. Desperate isolation engulfs me
  60.  
  61. Trading my backbone for a pension
  62. My disbelief is in suspension
  63. Every time you throw a wrench in
  64. Damn your defiance
  65.  
  66. Your accidental bycatch
  67. I'm left hangin' at the dispatch
  68. My plans you foil and rehatch
  69. In your coup de resistance
  70.  
  71. You stay in motion
  72. My soul is your ocean
  73. Forever will never concern me
  74.  
  75. Time is fleeting
  76. Separating, meeting
  77. Desperate isolation engulfs me
  78.  
  79. Amputation emulation lorenzini
  80.  
  81. --
  82.  
  83. int. hat store
  84.  
  85. PEANUT: Uuh... look at this one. That one looks nice too. (laughs) It feels like i'm staring at thousands of shoes. (laughs) Seriously, who's got some shoes?
  86.  
  87. Peanut jumps on desk.
  88.  
  89. PEANUT: Does anybody work here? Do I... do I work here? 'Scuse me, me. Could I get some hats?
  90.  
  91. Peanut laughs, falls behind desk, rises facing other direction and pointing shotgun.
  92.  
  93. PEANUT: (In a deep voice) No. (laughs) I am such a dick.
  94.  
  95. Peanut the fires gun, propelling himself across the room.
  96.  
  97. PEANUT: Seriously, could I, uh, (clears throat) could I try some shoes on? My head is freezing. Enough of this crap.
  98.  
  99. Peanut pulls out a bomb.
  100.  
  101. PEANUT: I said gimme the shoes, (laughs) or this place is goin' up. (laughs) Ahh. Can I smoke this in here?
  102.  
  103. Peanut pulls out a joint, takes a drag while lighting the bomb with it.
  104.  
  105. PEANUT: Too late!
  106.  
  107. ext. hat store. Peanut is hopping out wearing a fireman hat on his underside.
  108.  
  109. PEANUT: (laughs) What?
  110.  
  111. Hat store explodes into flames.
  112.  
  113. PEANUT: Wow. Who did that, me? Nice! I wish the police would come, 'cause now I'm a fireman. (laughs) I don't have any water. (spits on the fire) That doesn't seem to be working. Oh. God, I wish I could help. (laughs)
  114.  
  115. credits
  116.  
  117. ext. Street. Peanut is on a fire truck.
  118.  
  119. PEANUT: It's been fun being a cop.
  120.  
  121.  
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