Rainbro oneshot

Impromptu collaboration I did with an Anon.

Anon:
Sup Rainbro! You want to eat pizza, drink beer, and watch TV while we pretend we're not totally crushing on each other?
>"Who are you and how did you get in my house?"
Oh ho ho, you're so funny. Come on Flashie-Dashie, remember that time you streaked throughout the castle?
>No seriously, who the buck are you?
Nice, you have some Broweiser
>Go away please
Hahaha okay okay, we can snuggle if you want, no homo
>I'm calling the police.

Tex:
"Go ahead call the cops, they can't unhug you. Now bring it in brocephus." You say with outstretched arms.
>"I'm warning you freak, I've got a taser!"
"I don't think we're drunk enough for taser tag yet. But I'll do it."
>Withdrawing your own taser you turn around and call back to Dash. "Ten paces then we take aim. Ten, ni-"
>Before you can continue the countdown, 75,000 volts of electricity drop you to the floor as a panicked Rainbow dash rushes to take your weapon and give you a double dose while she awaits for the guards.
>That night you sit alone in prison and think to yourself, "This is an awesome prank. I love my Rainbro."
>...
"No homo."

Anon:
>Morning comes, damn she pulled quite the primo prank
>Your buzz is starting to wear off
>Electrical buzz
>"Yo, freakshow. You're in prison now and that means you're ours."
>You look up, seeing Flash Sentry
Oh what's up man? I'm starting to get the munchies, got any grub?
>The cell doors open, he lets out a low chuckle, cracking his non-existent knuckles when he steps in
Oh fuck yes, Dash got you in on this too, huh?
>"Sick perverts like you deserve shit like this."
>He wraps his hooves around your waist, a gentle hug forming
Woah man, you drunk? Getting a little close to homo here.
>"Mmm..you like that don't you freakshow?"
Dude, seriously, your hooves are as flat as your dong, I dont know whats pushing into me right now
>"FLASH SENTRY!"
Oh hey, what's up Sunbutt?
>"How DARE you cuddle a prisoner!"
>He gets thrown in jail
>Sunbutt leads you out
>You turn toward Flash
Hey man, no homo, aight?

Tex:
>As Celestia leads you out of the dungeons a haunting look is etched across her face.
"Hey Sunbutt, why the extra long face?"
>She sighs before turning to you with a lone tear streaming down her cheek.
>"I'm afraid I have bad news. It seems that Rainbow Dash has lost her memories of her friends. To her its as though you all never met."
>The world stops for you as you process this new information.
>Before the Princess can speak up again, you've already figured out what you must do.
"Take me to her."
>Celestia nods her head and with a flash of magic the two of you stand before a confused Dash surrounded by the rest of the elements in a hospital room.
>When she sees you, she tries to scramble away but with your superior reach you stride across the room and hold her close to you.
"I'm sorry."
>"W-what?" Her normally scratchy voice seems so feminine with how quietly she whispered that.
"They always warned us that taser tag might brain our damage but it was too fun for either of us to pass up. Now I've lost my best friend and the worst part is I'm holding her in my arms."
>She says nothing as you bring her in tighter.
"I just want you to know that deep down, I always loved you, more than anyp0ny else in the world."
>Little to your knowledge, rainbow dash is flashing a hooves up to her friends behind your back.
"No homo, bro."
>And in an instant her look of joy is shattered as tears well within her eyes and you release the hug to look at her.
"I love you bro."
>She sits there with tears in her eyes before As weak smile forms on her lips.
>"Ha... Ha... Fag."
>The bro is back and you couldn't be happier.

Classic Rainbro