HYPERACTIVE - Tiem After Tiem

PROLOGUE/PROMPT:
>So Sunset Shimmer just rejected you asking her out on a date… again.
>You’re not even sure why you thought she was going to say anything different this time, especially since you’re confrontations with the girl have become more and more frequent. The avoidance you’ve seen in her eyes should have been enough of an answer for you.
>But you still did it… despite all of the factors of the situation telling you not to. You still did it.
>The first thing you do is go to bed, in shameful defeat.
>And the thoughts about Sunset do anything and everything but evade you. You can already tell that you’re going to dream about this girl.
>So… you get out of bed and pour yourself a drink.
>Maybe it was something in the way you said something. The way the question was delivered.
>You’ve always wanted to ask this girl out, but you’ve never been sure exactly how to address her or even approach her in the right way. You wish you weren’t so compelled to fall in love with girls who are… so far out of your league. It’s not like that’s your fault or anything.
>At least for the most part.
>By the time you’re intoxicated enough (you’re 21 in this story, so you’re of legal age), you clumsily crawl back into bed.
>This night would have been a difficult one to fall asleep during without all of that alcohol.
>Your mind spins and stumbles over itself as your eyes close…
>…

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Tiem Atfer Tiem
>Right after school over.
>In hallway after the schools are done all done for the days.
>You are minding own business.
>Sonsat walks up to you from the begind you.
>”Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” She said.
“Ayy lmao.”
>”Can I ask u something? lol” She blushes.
“k”
>”You wanna come stalk me after school today?” She blushes again. “I never let any other boy do it but you’re like the only exception ya know?”
>Get angry.
>REAL ANGRY.
>”You wanna be my boyfriendo?”
“NO!” You say in Smosh voice.
>Kick the flowers out of Sunsetter’s hands and it falls to the marble floor.
>You LOL all the way out the door and into the buses.
>Beatle’s song plays in the background.
>Bus starts up but you don’t care.
>Flash almost had to leave bus because Sunset was crying in halls.
>Twilipht goes instead because Rarity drama.
>bus leaves as you are in the victorious zone.
>Weekend.
>.
>Next day.
>Wake up with a hangover because sick party last night bro!
>Head hurt.
>Get freash air.
>Sunset walks up to you out of the limelight because Lemon Zest was there for some reason a couple of hours ago.
>”Anon!” She addresses you by your name.
>She’s violently holding the flowers in her hand.
“WAT WHAT U WANT”
>You turn into an old grandma and scream at her.
>It scares Sunset away and you are victorious again.
>.
>Next day.
>”Anon!” You hear Sunset in the parking lot of a grocery store this time.
>Nowhere to ruuuuuuuun, nowhere to hiiiiiide.
“What the frick do you want you fricking frick?”

>”Take the flowers, I love you!” Sunset battering rams the flowers into your chest.
>You fall down (but NOT into love) to the ground and get back up after five strokes and a kidney failure.
“Why are you doing this?”
>”You have to accept all the flowers.”
“But why?”
>”Because everyone will hate you if you don’t.”
“That’s bologna! We all know that everyone’s going to hate me anyway later on in this story no maaaaaaater what!”
>”Well… you can say yes to me.”
“NO!” You bring out your Smosh voice.
>So many old memes.
>”But Anon…”
“Just stop! Oky? Just stop right now, missy!”
>Sunyybunny hops away into the distant mist with seaweed waving around into the air to conceal her into the horizon so you can’t chase after her,,,,,,, not that you’d want to anyway.
>You furrow your eyebrow.
“I WILL STAY SINGLE MY WHOLE LIFE” You proclaim.
>.
>Next day.
>Monday.
>MONDAY.
>UUUUUUGGGHHH
>Just no, dude.
>Like… no.
>You stay in bed and not to do the school thing. Your parents don’t give a rats a** anyway, so you’re pretty much sorted.
>Watch Pyrosanical videos all day. In your beds.
>Dat song.
>”[synthesizer]Wrrhhherrr whrrerr whhreeerr wheeeereer… [chorus all together now!] She something something something boardwalk! She keeps her SUNSET right in something something something… she knows she gets away with murder….”

>You clap and sing along until Pyro comes out of the screen and tell you to stop or he’ll make a video about you.
>”Oh, and at the end of the day, you should have said yes to Sunset Shimmer, Anon.” He tells you. “But of course, that’s just one man’s opinion. But you’re literally rejecting the coolest girl in front of everyone in school. So you’re pretty much sorted. Nyeh heh heh.” He turns into Voldemort for a half a second before growing his nose back. “But at the end of the day, you’ve pretty much screwed yourself over. You thought reaction channels were bad, you thought content stealers were bad, but now you’re going to have to deal with high school drama. Which is just as petty, if not even more petty, than youtube drama. I’ve gotta-”
>Shut him up by clicking on next video in suggestions.
>”Hey, guys! Leafy her-“
>Switch back to Pyro.
It’s just satire, bro!
>You spend the rest of the day wasting your hours away and eventually go to bed.
>Slowly drift off to sleep right after the sun sets. Your head starts to imagine what you could have said to Sunset more and more.
>…
>You’re in school.
>Not sure whether or not you’re inceptioning or woke back up.
>Something from within you tells you that it’s still Monday, but still far too late to make up for… something. With your mind barely comprehending or processing anything, you can’t put your finger why you are beginning to feel guilty for some reason.
>But then the voices start up again.
>”Anon!” Flash yells from behind. “How dare you?”
>He’s holding a baseball bat in his hands with three of his friends standing behind him.
>”There he is, boys…”
>Roundabout starts playing.

>Twilite Spark Hole rests in her lair as the others go and try and find Anon.
>He’s being suspicious and pretentious along with that. He’s gonna be a hard tough nut to crack you lil bish.
>But don’t you worry, the power of the patreo is always on your side as long as you’re looking to make money
>Get all of the supporters partoons to get onto your side as you rev up those fryers like fred the fish said
>Anan is not going to get away from your wrath one way or thhe other
>…
>A looooong time later.
>You’re Anon
>Back in the school room with ur not friends
>They are all holding lunch trays
>It is lunch
>”Anon listen to this!” Lemon Zest out of literally nowhere puts her headphones on your head
>Maneater starts playing as Rarity walks up to you
>Lemon Zest goes back to her own school because her part in the story is done for now
>”Anon meet me in the sinks room during the graduation” Rarity said
>You look at her
“Why?”
>”I have plan to get your swagga back. You jusst gotta reject me too and Sunset Shimber won’t be sad any more”
>You look at her.
>”Anan!”
>You look at her.
>”You’re supposed to say no to me remember?”
“Oh, right sorrrrry” You move your eyes back up to her face
>The graduation starts again because fuck it I forgot I already typed this scene but I’ll do it again because I’m too lazy to delete this.
>Rarity meets you under the bleachers.
>She asks you out and for you to stick a cucumber into her eye. She says pretty please.
“No fuck off”
RARTY MAD
>She storms off into the sky and you are vicarious once agaon
>Flash video taped the whole thing and sold it on ebay to make Kim Kardashion famous for no reason
>Gossip gossip gossip
>Keptchup reins from the blues as you’re all done with the grad school ation
>SCHOOL IS OVER HOLY SHIT
>It’s about time this happeened
>But you still have one lunch period to go through
>And you stand there not broken hearted as you reject fluttershy by text as well hahahaa
>This is getting out of control dude!

>The other students are taking a long time to get to the cafeteria, at least the ones whom you want to avoid.
>You’re beginning to wonder and get extremely paranoid as usual, bracing yourself for whatever may come.
>All you need to do is last this one last day and you’ll be home free away from these people. There would be no surprise if they were going to try their hardest today.
>Norman did say that he’d stick up for you in this time of troubles.
>But why hasn’t he texted you?
>”There he is!” That familiar voice from Flash reaches you ears.
>You spring out of your chair and start running, with the other guys soon pouring into the cafeteria in pursuit.
>The first instinct you get is to make all of the other students stand up. That should at least slow Flash and his posse down.
>Desperately pull the fire alarm next to the exit before you head out the door.
>All you want is to get out of here at this point. Fuck these people. Fuck what they think. Fuck what they do. Fuck what they say.
>You’re going to be yourself and do what you want to do whether they like it or not. Fuck them.
>Feel the vibration of a late text from Norman in your pocket; no time to read it.
>Sprint up the small him and across the field towards the trees. More students than Flash and his friends exit the building. But you’re more than certain that Twilight paid off at least half the people you see.
>You already know you’re not coming back anyway.
>”Anon! Get back here and say yes to Sunset asking you out! You have to!” It’s not even clear which guy is telling you this. They all sound the same anyway.
>Make it to the edge of the field, running straight into a chain link fence. Instinctively, you start climbing.
>Climb and climb some more as Flash and his friends approach.
>Your anger gives you strength.
>Your hatred gives you determination.
>The ground on the other side gives you a bruise on your leg as you land on it. Run into the woods, escaping sight for the last time.