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into the sunset. So long @${t}, don't forget your sunscreen!;
off of a cliff. And I'm freeeeee.....free fallinnnnn.....;
into a lake. Hope you remembered your lifejacket!;
off the map. Oop.;
into outer space. Good thing they always keep a spare space suit with them for occasions such as these...;
...but they came back like a boomerang. Hope you've got your boxing gloves on @${u}...;
...but accidentally tripped on a rock, and dropped @${t}. That's embarrassing...;
off of a plane. Hope @${t} remembered to bring a parachute...;
...but remembered that @${t} is a fragile human being, and decided to set them back down. Awwwe <3;
...but forgot to let go, so @${t} and @${u} are both hurling towards the sun. They will be missed.;
...but is actually pretty weak. So @${t} didn't go very far. Uh-ohhh spaghetti-o's...;
into a giant bowl of spaghetti. Hope you enjoy the sauce, @${t}!;
into a giant rubber ducky pool. Quack if you’re surprised, @${t}!;
into a bowl of cereal. Breakfast will never be the same...;
into a cake. Don’t worry @${t}, you’re the cherry on top!;
into a giant ball pit. Just make sure you don’t get lost, @${t}!;
into a pile of glitter. Now you’re fabulously sparkling, @${t}!;
into a pile of confetti. Looks like @${t} is the life of the party now!;
into a maze of mirrors. But @${t} outsmarted their own reflections and found the exit first!;
off a mountain top. The view’s great from up here, @${t} —good luck on the way down!;
off a cliff into a foggy abyss. Let’s hope there’s a soft landing down there!;