Back to School (2019)

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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DIDEROT MIDDLE SCHOOL

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Linda?

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Yes?

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Nothing. Forget it.

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Who the fuck is missing?

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Jonathan, Miss. As Usual.

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- I'm here.
- Not you.

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Not you, Jonathan Lopez.

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What are you doing?

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- You're late!
- I was taking a shit, Miss.

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Pinet, Small Dick.

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Do you piss fat, too?

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You gonna take this fucking picture?

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Leave him alone...

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Bozo, you want to get your ass kicked?

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So, three...

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- two, one...
- Cheese!

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The main innovation offered at Cowabunga

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is our range of approximation algorithms
NP-hard optimization problems.

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With an approximation ratio,

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for the run-time complexity,

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less than 168

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and a...

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logarithmic memory space.

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That's it.

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It's hot in here!

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Well...

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Do you know the story
of the donkey with one testicle?

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The donkey with one testicle?

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- What was that?
- Talent, I guess!

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Ten years of funding!

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We need to hire dozens of new programmers.

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- And boost our bandwidth.
- Yeah, but first?

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- Right, update our platforms.
- But first?

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- New business cards.
- But first?

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Shots!

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- Come party with us!
- I'm fine with my beer.

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Shot, shot, shot!

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I'm dead...

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What time is it?

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I have no clue... I have no clue...

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<i>So, Jo...</i>

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- Get home safe.
- I will.

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- Promise?
- Promise.

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- Take care.
- See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow!

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Hey! My bike!

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Pierre-Yves!

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Pierre-Yves Clément. PYC!

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Hey kids, say hello to PYC!

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Nicolas Baudelot!

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Yannick Bichat.

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Grade 6 D.

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- How are you?
- How are you? You haven't changed!

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Do you live in Paris?

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- Yes.
- I still live in Brétigny.

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We just flew in from India.
Have you been to India?

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- No.
- We loved it!

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The kids witnessed poverty over there.

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- I guess so.
- You witnessed poverty, didn't you?

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I know your next question.

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- Nothing.
- Exactly.

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Nada, zip, zero.

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No stomachache...

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So, darling... the kids... the gas...

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Sorry, darling, but I'm talking
with an old friend.

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Kids, say bye to Pierre-Yves!

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- I'll see you this weekend.
- There you go.

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<i>Namaste!</i>

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"This weekend"? What's he talking about?

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DIDEROT SCHOOL REUNION

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What a bitch! Flageot invited
everyone but us. Aren't you pissed?

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Who cares? We changed schools to get away
from Lopez, Hervé and those guys.

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Yeah, but I want to see them.

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Click on their profiles.
It'll save you time.

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Smart move. I have one.

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Anthony Loupard...

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No way! Looping!

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With his bike in a wedding photo!
Is he for real?

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"My baby..." The bike or the wife?

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Hold on, click on Manu.

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Manu.

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No.

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With his mom in the cover photo!

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Look at his style.
He still thinks this is the 2000s!

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Search for Jonathan Lopez.

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What happened to him?

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Jonathan Lopez.

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There are plenty of Jonathan Lopezes
on Facebook.

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- Ah, no!
- Let's go!

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It'll bring up bad memories.

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Exactly, it's about time to get over it.

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We weren't the coolest then,
but look at us now!

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We're successful!

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- Let's show off!
- Okay.

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- Really?
- No.

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Okay.

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<i>Brétigny Station.</i>

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Man, she was checking you out.
Why not give her your number?

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And embarrass myself in front of everyone?

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Stop thinking you're still fat!

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When was the last time you got laid?

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I don't know, but...

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I'm not a one-night-stand kind of guy.
I won't fuck a girl, then...

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- Fuck another one...
- Hi, my baby.

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These Parisians, always grumpy.

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Hello, Chantal!

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Pierre-Yves, you haven't changed.

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A little. How are you?

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Hurry up, boys. I'm double-parked.

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Are you going to have a snack at home?

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It depends, do you have Pop-Tarts?

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- I could buy some if you want.
- No...

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You're sweet,
but I can't come over because...

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I'm 32 years old...

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That's it. Okay!

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Silly boy!

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- Enjoy your snack, Jonathan!
- Yeah, right!

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All three sixth grade classes of 2000
will be there.

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How nice! A class reunion!

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Guy, did you know that Christelle Flageot
is now the new principal?

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Oh, yeah?

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Right.

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Bye, Mom.

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Be careful with my car.

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Bye, Dad.

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No way!

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The pop-mobile!

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Fuck, yeah!

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

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That's the spirit!
We're gonna knock them dead.

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Let's hit the road!

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"Where we're going, we don't need...

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roads."

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- Here it goes!
- Oh, no. No.

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It's good luck, man.

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I'll clean it up
or my dad is gonna kill me.

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You know the saying:
"Shit on the windshield..."

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It's just shit on the windshield.

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PYC, you should know...
Tonight I have a secret plan.

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Yeah?

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- What's that?
- A note for Linda Gauthier.

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It was in my pocket
for all of sixth grade.

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Linda Gauthier, Lopez's girlfriend?

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It's been ten years.
She hasn't been my fantasy in forever.

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Are you kidding me? These are my memories.

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You want to give it to her tonight?

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Yeah, it's cute
and it's a good ice breaker.

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- "Ice breaker"...
- It's true...

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- Way to go, Jo!
- I know.

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It feels weird being back here.

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Nothing has changed!

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Check that out!

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Christelle Flageot, the ball sucker,
sucking balls, she hasn't changed.

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Christelle!

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- How are you?
- I'm fine.

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Pierre-Yves.

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Pierre-Yves Clément.

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Of course, Pierre-Yves Clément!

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Sorry, we hadn't heard from you
since sixth grade, we didn't...

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You haven't changed!

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Yes, I have. A little.

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- So, now you're the boss?
- Exactly.

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That's cool.

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It makes sense since your dad
was the principal

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and now, it's you.

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It has nothing to do with my dad.
I was the best candidate.

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Yeah, sure.

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- Christelle!
- Juliette Simonin! How are you?

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- Come on.
- You didn't follow the dress code!

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I'm invisible to everyone but you?

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To be fair, you lost half a ton.

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At least they will leave me alone.

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- Hello!
- Hello!

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- Be careful, it's cashmere. Thanks.
- Okay.

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It looks like an American prom night!

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Champagne?

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Champagne.

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Champagne, it is.

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Here, for my bud

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and one for lil' old me.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Let's see here.

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Hang on... It's Christian Da Silva!

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The good-looking guy?

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Where? Behind the walrus?

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No, it's him, the walrus!

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No shit!

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That's him!

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Check this out!

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Who invited that old bag?

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Party crasher...

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lured by the smell of food.

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Check this out!

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The Trahn sisters. They're still hot!

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You think I can tap that?
At least one of them?

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The Trahns always mocked you.
Didn't you come to get revenge?

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I can get revenge with my dick.

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Classy.

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- Hi, everyone!
- Hello!

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Thanks for attending our class reunion.

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I see plenty of friendly faces.

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Although some of you,
most of you, actually,

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didn't play by the dress code rules.

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You must be wondering...

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Wait, Christelle, but a blue BMW
is blocking my car in the lot.

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Who's blocking my car?

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No one?

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- The blue BMW?
- In the lot!

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Enjoy the evening, everyone.

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So embarrassing...

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Don't worry. I'll move your car.

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No, my dad will kill me.

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Relax, man! I'll do it.

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Thank you.

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- You know why?
- Why?

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Because Linda Gauthier
is right behind you. Later!

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You, motherfucker!

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Everybody saw he was offside,
fucking spud!

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Nice ride.

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It sucks when you don't know anyone.

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I'm here because my wife

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really insisted on coming.

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But now, I'm The Invisible Man.

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How rude. I'm David.

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Jonathan.

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- Nice to meet you, Jonathan.
- Hi.

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Three kisses!

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I'm Delphine Clavel's husband.

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All right.

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- Your keys, buddy.
- Thank you.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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I ran into Manu, from Lopez's gang,

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and we were right:

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he's still a big-time deadbeat.

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If the whole gang is like him,
we're in for some fun!

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I'm Hervé Lemaître, remember me?

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- No.
- You don't?

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I meant to ask you to fill out
my welfare application.

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I still can't read.

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My wife is busy wanking the dog
for the baby's bottle.

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Sorry.

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So, you gave Linda your note?

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I did not.

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It would have been too sudden.

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Right, because she was behind you.

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It'll be better when she faces you.

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It was a long time ago.

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- Maybe she's still dating Lopez.
- Dude.

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If she was, they'd have come together.

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Our time has come, man.

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Be a good boy:

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Fuck his ex to avenge all the nerds
on the planet.

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Do it for me.

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It's funny seeing her again.

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She's staring. She's coming.
Here is your chance.

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- I need to piss.
- Not now!

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I really have to go.

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- Hey! What's up?
- How's it going? Hey. Fabrice?

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Pierre-Yves, we ran into each other
a few years ago.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I live in Paris now.
I started my business...

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Cool, cool.
Who was the guy you were just talking to?

265
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,160
It's Jonathan!

266
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,960
So, now you're...

267
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,400
You're walking away as I'm talking.

268
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,480
I'm letting go of my stress.

269
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,920
I'm pissing out my stress.

270
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,960
I'm driving it out of France.

271
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,560
You're going to be stress-free
for a good couple of years.

272
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,760
Sorry, I didn't know...

273
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,760
It's my fault, I shouldn't be here.

274
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,880
- Do you have a marker by any chance?
- No.

275
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,480
- A regular pen, then?
- Nope.

276
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,960
You look like a pen guy.

277
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,640
Why do you need one?

278
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,000
To write: "For a free blowjob,
call my number."

279
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,360
- No.
- No! It was a joke.

280
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,200
I want to trash the place.

281
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,040
It's way too clean.

282
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,000
Kids are well-behaved now.

283
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,160
There's no app for vandalizing
the crappers... It's a lost art.

284
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,440
- I'm gonna look for a marker!
- Yeah, you go.

285
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,160
- Have a nice pee!
- Thanks, you... me, too.

286
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,360
Pierre-Yves Clément?

287
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440
PYC!

288
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,000
No way, Fab!

289
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,880
- Karl!
- You haven't changed!

290
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,320
I have a little. I'm taller. What's up?

291
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,600
Great.

292
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,320
Our chess club is almost reunited.

293
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,320
- Didn't Greg become a city councilor?
- He's over there.

294
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,000
He's doing well for a guy
who was never elected as class rep!

295
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,640
So, what have you been up to?

296
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,960
You know, life.

297
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,640
I moved to Paris with my bud.

298
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,120
We started
a digital strategy company, and...

299
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,400
it's going pretty well.
Actually, it is great.

300
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,040
I'm glad! What about you?

301
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,600
Well, I work at the local bank...

302
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,480
Yeah... And what about you?

303
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,960
I created a gaming app.

304
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,240
Really? What is it?

305
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,800
Remember<i> The League of Karlaar?</i>

306
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,920
Yeah, the stupid game you created...

307
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,320
You were a... Mage-King.

308
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,840
A Warlock-King.

309
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,040
Today, it's a gaming app
for tablets and phones.

310
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,560
We're number two in Asia,
and number three in Europe.

311
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,200
Fuck. Good for you. Did you know that?

312
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,440
Of course, I've been a Paladin
for two years.

313
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,600
Yeah, one of the greatest!

314
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,680
- Stop it.
- You are.

315
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,560
But not a word to my wife since
it's not her thing. She wouldn't get it.

316
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,320
Unbelievable!
Everybody used to laugh at you.

317
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,600
- Didn't they call you Lord Dolt?
- They did.

318
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,600
But today, I am Lord Karlaar,

319
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,320
heir to the Gurlan Kingdom.

320
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,240
Forty million players.
I am responsible... for all of them.

321
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,040
That guy managed to repel
hordes of Glimm invaders.

322
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,520
I won't tell you who's coming,
but by her smell, you will guess.

323
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,120
Hey!

324
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,480
Jonathan?

325
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,640
Yes?

326
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,040
Oh, my God, you've really changed!

327
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,320
I barely recognize you.

328
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,280
It's because I lost some weight.

329
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,160
However, you...

330
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,680
You didn't gain weight...
You're very pretty.

331
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,800
I thought of you recently.

332
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720
Really?

333
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,320
It's weird seeing each other
after all these years.

334
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,480
I was hoping to see you tonight,

335
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,840
since we had no more news from you...

336
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,800
I kind of cut off ties,

337
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,320
that's why.

338
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,040
Sorry.

339
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,200
I'm so sorry, I have to answer this,
but I'll be back.

340
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,000
- You'll be around?
- Yes.

341
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080
- For real? Promise?
- Yes.

342
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,920
Having fun?

343
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,280
I believe you already know my wife.

344
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,440
- Miss Weintraub.
- No!

345
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,480
Mrs. Deschamps now.

346
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,600
Little Pierre-Yves.

347
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,000
You ruined my tatami mat, right?

348
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,760
I'm going outside to smoke.

349
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360
Congratulations.

350
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,680
But how did you...

351
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,000
After graduation, we waited
until I was 18 for my family.

352
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,520
Don't worry,
we didn't have sex before then.

353
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,520
I'm not worried.

354
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,200
Just some fooling around.

355
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,920
- Mutual masturbation...
- I'm not worried!

356
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,840
Oral sex, too. A lot.

357
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,480
Game on!

358
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,680
I'm throwing another party
in the bar across the street...

359
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,920
with the other spouses.

360
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,680
Chelsea-Arsenal is on. Are you in?

361
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,480
Soccer isn't really my thing...

362
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,120
That's a shame because...

363
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,920
we're not going there empty-handed.

364
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,480
Hi, Hervé.

365
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,720
Hi.

366
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,080
Remember me?

367
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,800
No.

368
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,080
Pierre-Yves Clément.

369
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,440
The class photo.

370
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,320
Fuck, yeah!

371
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,440
- You remember that?
- Yes.

372
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,880
- We were such idiots!
- Yeah.

373
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,120
Is your gang all back together?

374
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,000
Where's your boss? Lopez?

375
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,160
I don't think so.

376
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,240
Not since he burned down the gym.

377
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,800
And what about you?

378
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,400
It must have been tough repeating a year.

379
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,400
I went to trade school.

380
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,760
Ouch... that hurts.

381
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,120
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes.

382
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,880
- No, no.
- Yes!

383
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,400
By the time I was 18,
I was making twice the minimum wage.

384
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,520
That's right.

385
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,800
And what about you, nerd?

386
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,640
I live in Paris and I started
my own digital strategy company...

387
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,720
There's no mayo!

388
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,720
We just raised five million
with Europe's biggest business angel...

389
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,680
- Is it tuna or salmon?
- Tuna.

390
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,800
I also bought an apartment,
800 square feet.

391
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,480
- Eight hundred square feet?
- You heard me.

392
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,560
- Fuck!
- When you work your ass off...

393
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,080
The size of my patio!

394
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,800
You Parisians actually enjoy
living in shoe boxes!

395
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,240
Four years ago,
we took the kids to see Mickey Mouse

396
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,240
and that city smells like shit,
it's full of assholes.

397
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,080
Not a dream life!

398
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
Wait.

399
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,720
I'll take advantage of having you here
to do a little self-promotion.

400
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,200
I work at the car wash on Jaurès Street.

401
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,320
It is called Auto Clean.

402
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,000
If some pigeons shit on you,

403
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,040
not you, your car. Just kidding...

404
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,960
Pass by when you need it.

405
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,680
Let me get this straight...

406
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,560
your job is to clean cars, right?

407
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,320
- I see.
- But not for long.

408
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,680
My boss retires this year.

409
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,760
Then guess who's taking over?

410
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,400
- I don't know.
- Guess.

411
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,200
That's right. I'll be the boss.

412
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,640
Good for you.

413
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,920
My dad, he's the boss!

414
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,240
Life is great! Huh?

415
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,800
- Right.
- Hervé!

416
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,400
Coming.

417
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,560
Okay, well... See you later!

418
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,280
Hey, girlfriend!

419
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,320
- You remember Jonathan?
- Hello.

420
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,720
Jonathan?

421
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,120
My sweetheart from school,

422
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,200
Jonathan Lopez!

423
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,480
Jonathan Lopez? The tough guy!

424
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,040
My wife told me about you.
Can you hit me?

425
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,400
No!

426
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,520
No, no, no.

427
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,280
Sorry, but I'm not...

428
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,400
Seeing you again, after 20 years...

429
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,920
Follow me. I have a surprise for you.

430
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,320
Jonathan Lopez!

431
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,480
It sucks when you don't know anyone.

432
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560
Yeah.

433
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,480
You're gonna love this!

434
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,840
- I should tell you...
- We'll talk later. Come on!

435
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680
Wait...

436
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,680
What's going on?

437
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,600
Here you go!

438
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,360
I can explain...

439
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040
I hope so.

440
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,920
I sure hope so.

441
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,840
Because 20 years without a word,
that's not right!

442
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,600
You've changed, bro.

443
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,960
What the fuck! I don't even recognize you!

444
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,680
Lopez, my man!

445
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,520
It's good to see you!

446
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,560
This is my little boy.

447
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,440
Hey, baby.

448
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,840
When Linda told me, I didn't believe her.

449
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Actually...

450
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,520
I didn't think you'd come.
So good to see you!

451
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,440
Remember where we hid the hash?

452
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,560
- I can't...
- Get over it.

453
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,520
- It's gone.
- I put it in a Flaubert book.

454
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,760
Who's Flaubert?

455
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,120
So, where have you been?

456
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,560
- Twenty fucking years!
- Did you go to Thailand

457
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,720
after the fire to study Thai boxing?

458
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,160
Tell us! Where do you live?

459
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,480
What do you do?

460
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,680
Are you married?

461
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,840
No.

462
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,640
I live in Paris, I work in IT.

463
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,920
In IT?

464
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,680
You became a nerd?

465
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,640
He was always the last in class.

466
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,640
That's why I did an internship

467
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,960
in computer science

468
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,000
to better myself.

469
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,520
I still play rugby.
We ranked number six this year.

470
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,280
And you're looking at the future boss
of Auto Clean on Jaurès street.

471
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,280
So, if a pigeon shits on you,
not you, your car. Just kidding...

472
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,440
I'll give you a good deal.

473
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,680
Looping is the manager
of the hardware store.

474
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,200
- He's a star here!
- Stop it.

475
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,640
He was on the show...

476
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,000
<i>- A Perfect Dinner.</i>
- There you go!

477
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,800
- Show him the video.
- No, no, no.

478
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Come on, this is Lopez!

479
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,160
Okay!

480
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,000
<i>Kader is in for a surprise...</i>

481
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,120
<i>It's pork, son of a bitch!</i>

482
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,320
And wham!

483
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,640
No, but seriously...

484
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,240
Manu signed with Manchester.

485
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,640
You read the sports news?

486
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,600
I'm just fucking with you!
Manu, what's your job these days?

487
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:46,040
I'm on welfare, but it's temporary.
I'm starting a business.

488
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,480
"Temporary"...

489
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,520
He's been at his parents' for 16 years.

490
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,400
At least I'm free, I don't pay taxes...

491
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,560
For example, yesterday,
I made 200 bucks playing online poker.

492
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,840
I'm ruthless! Ruthless!

493
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,760
Dragons are back together!

494
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,280
It's awesome!

495
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,120
We have to celebrate!

496
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,360
I can't. I'm sick.

497
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,080
Really, from my throat to my stomach.

498
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,360
I'm gonna have to go...

499
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,080
What? No, no, no.

500
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,720
- No.
- You're staying with us! Twenty years!

501
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,040
You're not going anywhere!

502
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,360
He's nuts!

503
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,720
Go play somewhere else!

504
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800
Fuck off!

505
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680
Hello?

506
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,840
Jo, I've been looking everywhere for you.

507
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,720
I'm in a bit of a pickle.

508
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,640
- Hash!
<i>- I ran into Hervé.</i>

509
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,480
He thinks his life is great.

510
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,840
<i>This moron.</i>

511
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,200
What was that?

512
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,880
<i>Linda Gauthier?</i>

513
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960
<i>You're not...</i>

514
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,240
fucking her, are you?

515
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,880
<i>Something crazy is happening.</i>

516
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,160
- Linda thinks I'm Lopez.
<i>- No way!</i>

517
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,720
- Is she high?
- I don't get it.

518
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,120
You just saved yourself a lot of time.

519
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,080
No bullshitting, no games.
You hang up and you tap that.

520
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,320
- Hang up!
- Bye, Dad.

521
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,880
Lucky bastard!

522
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,360
You think I'm more mature, better-looking,
more experienced.

523
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,200
It's true, but not only that.

524
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,920
Everyone was mocking us,
but the truth is...

525
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,440
chess isn't sexy,

526
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,240
but in the political jungle,
it helps you rumble.

527
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,480
Brétigny isn't exactly like D.C.

528
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,080
Washington, D.C...

529
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,080
I was there last year for an exhibition.

530
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,840
Pierre-Yves Clément! How are you?

531
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,480
How is it going, Greg?

532
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560
Good evening...

533
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,760
Elise Trahn.

534
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,200
How are you?

535
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,360
- Pierre-Yves Clément?
- It's me.

536
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,520
Pierre-Yves Clément...

537
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,240
You don't remember me?

538
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,920
I sat next to you in biology,
math, geography.

539
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,920
I know I've...

540
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,640
I've changed. I've been working out.

541
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,000
There you go.

542
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,800
Bozo! You're Bozo!

543
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,280
You wore colorful clothes!

544
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,640
- I did?
- Yes.

545
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,080
Sandrine, come here!

546
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,680
Look who it is!

547
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680
Bozo.

548
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,560
Of course! Bozo!

549
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Bozo the Clown!

550
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,440
Or Pierre-Yves Clément.

551
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,880
- The stomach flu!
- That's right.

552
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,320
- The stomach flu?
- Yes!

553
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,560
The tatami mat.

554
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,120
I completely forgot about it!

555
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,120
- You haven't changed.
- I have.

556
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,760
No, you haven't.

557
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,200
About the mat, it was Lopez...

558
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,120
- It's not a big deal.
- Right.

559
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,920
I shouldn't have to explain myself.

560
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,480
But Lopez and Hervé
put dog poop in my pocket.

561
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,880
- Bozo the Clown...
- Yeah.

562
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,960
Okay,

563
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,120
well, I'll just...

564
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,360
Bullshit!

565
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,560
"Bozo, the Clown."

566
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,480
All right.

567
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,920
Let's see how Hervé likes it.

568
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Good evening.

569
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680
I get detergent at half price...

570
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,000
It's already three ounces...

571
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,040
so I don't buy dish soap anymore.

572
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,400
I haven't for months.

573
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,880
Looping.

574
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,640
I don't smoke anymore.

575
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,840
Guys, come on! It's been so long!

576
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,320
I know, you got kids, but...

577
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,920
tonight is special!

578
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,800
You guys lost your edge, or what?

579
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,960
Smoking once in a while won't kill you.

580
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,040
Just one drag.

581
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960
There you go!

582
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,920
Dude!

583
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,320
I'm not used to this anymore.
You made it strong.

584
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Come on, I didn't load it up.

585
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,680
Lopez.

586
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Lopez.

587
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,360
Jo isn't knocking it!

588
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,960
He's the man!

589
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,800
- You want a shotgun?
- No, no...

590
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,800
I'm good.

591
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,880
Are you okay?

592
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,520
Pierre-Yves!

593
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,960
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?

594
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,960
What's up?

595
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,160
My sisters told me you were here.

596
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,480
They did?

597
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,200
It's good to see you.

598
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,360
Yeah, you, too.

599
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,440
- You clean up nice!
- Yeah?

600
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,840
Looking sharp.

601
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,400
Thanks, you, too...

602
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,000
You're very pretty.

603
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,640
What are you hiding?

604
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,520
- Is that a joint?
- No.

605
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,560
I haven't smoked in so long, you know...

606
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,600
- What is it?
- I can't show you.

607
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,960
Stop it!

608
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,480
Dragon!

609
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,520
Are you okay, Manu?

610
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,360
- What's wrong with you?
- You know, rugby.

611
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,280
Let's get out of here!

612
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,040
I forgot someone!

613
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,040
Jo, I don't know where you are,
but I'm sick of this shit.

614
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,400
Sorry, Bozo.

615
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,680
Call me when you get this...

616
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,000
message. Thanks.

617
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,480
This feels good.

618
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,040
Guys, we should do this more often!

619
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,600
- I'm stoned!
- Guys, guys!

620
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,880
Check this out!

621
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,720
Shit, man!

622
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,400
This is our bench, guys!

623
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,440
Yeah.

624
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,240
I'm so moved.

625
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,480
Shit.

626
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440
Where have you been?

627
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,840
Nowhere. Just hanging out with the guys.

628
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,280
- My little monsters!
- Daddy is here.

629
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,960
Let me introduce you to my wife.

630
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,040
Véro,

631
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,080
this is Lopez. Lopez, Véro.

632
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,440
- Hello.
- Hello.

633
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,120
Cindy, my wife.

634
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,680
The notorious Lopez!

635
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,440
And these are my kids.
My daughter, Rihanna.

636
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,680
- Say, hello!
- Hello.

637
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,920
Hello.

638
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,840
And my little guy... Jonathan.

639
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,200
Yeah, I named him after you.

640
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,200
That's nice...

641
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,600
Let's get a drink!

642
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,960
Free candy for the kids!

643
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,840
Oh, it's a special occasion!

644
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,280
- Wait up, kids!
- Careful with your scooter!

645
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,760
Listen up, everyone!

646
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,600
It's me again!

647
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,560
- You write beautifully.
- May I have your attention?

648
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,320
So...

649
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,880
you must be wondering
why I went to the trouble

650
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,880
of throwing this fun, little reunion.

651
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,560
I just wanted to thank you.

652
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,160
I know you never liked me.

653
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,720
Jealousy is the burden of smart kids.

654
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,800
- You all bullied me a little.
- No.

655
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,800
Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

656
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,120
But that's all right.

657
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,360
All that mockery inspired me,

658
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,320
made me stronger, and gave me the guts...

659
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,680
Christelle, I have something to say.

660
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,120
It's important.

661
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,000
- Can you hear me?
- Yes, we can.

662
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,800
I want to give a...

663
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,160
big shout out to someone
who's in the room.

664
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,240
A good guy, my pal...

665
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,280
Shout out to Lopez.

666
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,560
It's Lopez.

667
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,280
- Is that Lopez?
- Yes, it's Lopez.

668
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,960
Spin it, DJ!

669
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,160
He has some nerve showing up here!

670
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,080
It's getting hot in here! Get a room!

671
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,160
- They're gonna fuck!
- All right!

672
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,440
Lopez, we're glad

673
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,840
you didn't die from an overdose or AIDS

674
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,840
after burning down the gym.

675
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,960
Right!

676
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,600
Jonathan Lopez.

677
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,920
I didn't recognize you.

678
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,040
It's good to see you.

679
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,440
Thanks, it's good to...

680
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,080
see you, too.

681
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Hi, there!

682
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,080
You're okay?

683
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,320
- Having a good time?
- Yes, you?

684
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,600
You're officially Lopez, now.

685
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,960
I know, crazy stuff! It's funny, right?

686
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,200
Very funny.

687
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,960
While you're smoking
with your new friends,

688
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,080
- because I can tell you're high...
- Yes, but...

689
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,960
I'm bored to death.

690
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,360
I hate this party. Let's roll.

691
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,360
No, no... Why don't you have a drink?

692
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,440
What?

693
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,800
Have a drink with your friends
from the chess club.

694
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,520
They're nice. I saw them.

695
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,480
Give me the keys.
You'll catch a ride with your new pals.

696
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,120
Jo, give me the keys!

697
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,760
Don't be like that.

698
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,960
Come on, Jo.

699
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,320
This isn't a key.

700
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,640
MEET ME IN THE BOYS' CHANGING ROOM.

701
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,600
I gotta go.

702
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,680
Where?

703
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,320
Jo! Give me your...

704
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,080
- Where are you going?
- Your attention, please!

705
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,800
Jean-Jacques Flageot,

706
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,520
your principal,

707
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,280
my father,

708
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,320
left this world five years ago.

709
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400
To honor his memory,

710
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,680
I want to share a poem with you.

711
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,040
"For my Dad"

712
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,920
by Maurice Carême.

713
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,680
"I write the word 'lamb'
And everything turns wooly

714
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,000
The birch leaf

715
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,960
The meadow light

716
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,520
I write the word 'pond'..."

717
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,480
- Christelle, just a second.
- No, not this time.

718
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,600
Thomas Ledoux and Matthieu Lardier

719
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,240
dislodged a ball stuck in a gutter.
If you're game

720
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320
we're outside playing soccer!

721
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,640
I see some people haven't grown up!

722
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:00,800
Moving on...

723
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,960
"I write the word 'pond'..."

724
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,280
Hervé? What are you...

725
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,360
Wait...

726
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,160
I knew you'd come.

727
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240
What?

728
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,240
I've been waiting 20 years for this.
You, too?

729
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,320
You did too many drugs tonight...

730
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,880
I'll never forget that night,

731
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,760
- at my parents' cabin. Remember?
- No, I...

732
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,160
Wait, Hervé... I'm not gay, I'm not gay.

733
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,000
I'm not a fag! I got a wife and kids!

734
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,520
It's just you...

735
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,680
Your smell... Hold me in your arms!

736
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,280
Stop it, Hervé. Stop!

737
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,600
You're done with me?

738
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,640
No, no, no... that's not it. It's just...

739
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,640
No, no, no...

740
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,520
It's over, Hervé.

741
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,520
It's over.

742
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,720
It was beautiful, but it's over.

743
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,560
I've moved on...

744
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,720
You know...

745
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,560
We went our separate ways...

746
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,320
I went my own way.
You went your way.

747
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,120
"Pass the message to your neighbor."

748
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720
That's it.

749
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,960
Are you okay?

750
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,160
Yeah, yeah.

751
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,360
- Are you sure?
- Yes!

752
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,840
All right...

753
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,360
Lopez...

754
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,120
You'll be fine.

755
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,440
"I write the word 'forest'

756
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,720
And the wind in your branch..."

757
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,920
PYC, this is bad.

758
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,640
Too bad for you. Later.

759
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,840
Hervé tried to French-kiss me.

760
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,040
What?

761
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,880
Hervé French-kissed me.

762
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,960
- Hervé...
- Yes.

763
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,200
- And Lopez...
- Yes.

764
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,800
Don't fuck around. This has gone too far.

765
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,560
I'll tell Linda. Then, we'll go.

766
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120
"...who answered me

767
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,360
No, he didn't answer me..."

768
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,360
Can I talk to her for a minute?

769
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,640
Thanks.

770
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,520
What's wrong? Are you all right?

771
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,600
I don't know how to say it...

772
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,840
but I'll just say it.

773
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,720
- Something went wrong...
- I know.

774
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,320
I haven't been truthful, either.

775
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,320
But I'm fixing it now.

776
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,640
Hello?

777
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,680
Fredo, it's me.
It's over. I'm leaving you.

778
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,600
You can go fuck yourself!

779
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,840
I don't give a fuck! Shut up!

780
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,040
You think I'm scared, asshole?

781
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,000
Guess who I am with now!

782
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,960
Jonathan. Exactly, Lopez.
My ex from middle school.

783
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,560
Sure, come here.
He's gonna kick the shit out of you!

784
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,480
Oh, yeah?

785
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,440
Bring all your pals!

786
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,680
That's right.

787
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,400
Jonathan did 15 years of Thai boxing!

788
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,680
He's gonna fuck you all up!

789
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,080
Shut up, asshole!

790
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,000
What a relief!

791
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,960
Want to get a drink?

792
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,200
Sure, sure...

793
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,280
Cool.

794
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,920
- How do you know?
- I can't say.

795
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,160
But my source is reliable.

796
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,080
- I can't believe it!
- No.

797
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,400
I can believe it.

798
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,920
- There are gay couples in <i>LOTR.</i>
- Not again!

799
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,960
Sam and Frodo. Merry and Pippin.

800
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,160
You got nothing from dinner
on Monday night?

801
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,760
- Read the Elvish version.
- Guys, the debate is over.

802
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,920
Everyone has a right to be gay.
They have the right.

803
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,280
- They do!
- Yes.

804
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,680
So, what's the matter?

805
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,320
Then why did they always say
we were queer?

806
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,720
So, what are you gonna do?

807
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,680
Blow this thing wide open.

808
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,880
Hold on, guys...

809
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,360
We really have to be careful.

810
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,160
It's 2019 and we can't make fun of people
because they're homosexual.

811
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,280
- We're not. We're mocking Hervé.
- I know, but...

812
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,120
it's a touchy topic.

813
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,960
And those people, they vote.

814
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,960
"Hervé sucks cocks."

815
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,960
What?

816
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,840
That's not homophobic.

817
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,320
Girls suck cocks, too.

818
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,120
Fabrice, keep on looking out.

819
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,200
I'm on it.

820
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,800
You can't go in. They're out of order.

821
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,840
- I can't keep it in!
- You can't go... my wife just went.

822
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,720
- Oh, shit!
- Exactly.

823
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,520
- This is explosive...
- That's the whole point.

824
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,720
HERVÉ + LOPEZ = LOVE

825
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,040
What are you doing?

826
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,200
Us?

827
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,120
Nothing.

828
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,560
Oh, fuck!

829
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,960
I didn't see that.

830
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,640
Bastards! Who does that?
This day and age?

831
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,520
Fuck.

832
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,160
But this is 2019...

833
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,600
women suck cocks, too.

834
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,000
Did you finish the graffiti?

835
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,920
I'm gonna report this
to Christelle Flageot right away.

836
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,080
Bozo the Clown, you piece of shit!

837
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,040
You don't know shit and you're going down.

838
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,240
There you are, sweet pea!

839
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,440
Why are you so grumpy?

840
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,040
I'm just fooling around with the guys.

841
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:52,840
See you later.

842
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,280
Relax, Bozo. I won't fuck you up.

843
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,760
Thanks, Hervé.

844
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,200
Not in front of my wife and kids.

845
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,040
If you have any balls,
meet me at the Fight Tree in ten minutes.

846
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,560
We'll settle it.

847
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,640
He's coming back.

848
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,200
And...

849
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,280
I'm going for a smoke...

850
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,400
out front.

851
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,880
Just in case you want to run
to your mother.

852
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,200
This is Jennifer, last year,
at the beach...

853
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,760
My sloppy little twins...

854
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,880
And that's Kevan,

855
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,040
my youngest.

856
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,760
It's an old picture. He's a toddler now.

857
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,320
Did I scare you?

858
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,720
- Not at all...
- I did.

859
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,160
You think that...

860
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,640
I won't want another child,

861
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,200
that you'll never have a mini you,

862
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,440
but don't worry...

863
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,320
I want a baby Lopez.

864
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,360
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

865
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,240
You're gonna fight?

866
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560
You think I'm gonna chicken out?

867
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,680
Hey.

868
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,760
I'm gonna take a piss
so I can move faster.

869
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,840
Yeah.

870
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,440
Are you okay?

871
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,120
Hey, Elise.

872
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,960
I'm warming up so I don't strain a muscle.

873
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,880
Smart.

874
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,880
So, you're gonna fight that asshole?

875
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,360
I didn't think anyone would have the guts.

876
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920
It's very cool.

877
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,760
Someone has to do it.

878
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,120
- A piece of advice?
- Yeah?

879
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,960
With that kind of build...

880
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,840
let him throw the first punch.

881
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,600
And the second, and third.

882
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,560
You take it

883
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,600
one, two, three, four times.

884
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,680
You wait...

885
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,320
then you knock him out.

886
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,360
I knew that...

887
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,520
You've really changed.

888
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,080
I keep talking...
You wanted to tell me something?

889
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,240
Yes...

890
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,000
You misunderstood before.
I'll get straight to the point.

891
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,600
- I'm not...
- Lopez?

892
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,480
Yes?

893
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,440
Lopez, well...

894
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,760
Your pal Hervé is pissed.

895
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,280
He's gonna beat up Bozo the Clown.

896
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,040
Go cool him off. It can get ugly
when he's drunk.

897
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,880
What is the fight about?

898
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,760
That little shit is spreading rumors.
But don't worry, I'll fuck him up!

899
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,520
I don't get it.

900
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,960
You're damn right!

901
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,280
I'll knock his teeth out!

902
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,480
Nuts! Jérôme still doesn't talk.

903
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,080
I'm gonna take his head...

904
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,760
then punch him in the face...

905
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,080
Hervé, you can't do that!

906
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,000
You have families with wives and kids!

907
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,320
Exactly. No one disrespects me
in front of them.

908
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,000
What happened to you?

909
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,680
- You're fucking weird!
- Yeah. What's wrong with you?

910
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,440
Nothing in particular. It's just...

911
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,400
Let's say...

912
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,920
- You hit him.
- Yeah?

913
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,240
He'll go to the cops.

914
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,840
- They're all crybabies!
- Who gives a fuck?

915
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,320
Wait, wait, wait...

916
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,080
He's fucking right.

917
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,240
- You were always the slyest one.
- Right.

918
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,320
What's your plan?

919
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,280
I have a plan.

920
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,200
- I think that's the one.
- No, that one is mine.

921
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,400
- It's this one.
- No, guys...

922
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,960
This one. The blue BMW.

923
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,320
- Are you sure?
- I saw him park it.

924
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,200
Hold on, hold on, guys...

925
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,160
Okay.

926
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,840
- I've got this.
- Go for it!

927
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,920
Do it, man!

928
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
- Go for it!
- Do it!

929
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,840
A cock on the windshield! He's gonna...

930
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,400
I turned on the AC for you!

931
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,440
Check this out!

932
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,600
Lopez, what are you waiting for?

933
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,800
Go for it!

934
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,280
- Go ahead!
- Yeah!

935
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,560
- Yeah!
- Where's the Lopez we know?

936
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,360
What was that?

937
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,040
Harder!

938
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,880
Hold on, hold on!

939
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,240
Excalibur!

940
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,880
It feels so good!

941
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,760
Oh, man!

942
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,640
I spend my days cleaning cars,
it feels good destroying one!

943
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,360
He got what he deserved.

944
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720
Manu!

945
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,520
- Maybe they chickened out.
- I don't think so.

946
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,720
They did not chicken out.

947
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,440
Relax, Bozo!

948
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,840
I'm not gonna kick your ass.

949
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,480
When you kick a sack of shit,
it splatters.

950
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,440
"Hello, I'm Bozo the Clown,

951
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,640
I love eating my poo.

952
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,280
Each morning, I shit in my hand

953
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,520
and dip it in my coffee for breakfast!"

954
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:00,960
Let's split.

955
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,400
Out of my way.

956
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,520
At least you didn't get your ass kicked.

957
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,680
- No...
<i>- Hello, I'm Bozo the Clown,</i>

958
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,480
<i>I love eating my poo.</i>

959
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,840
<i>Each morning, I shit in my hand...</i>

960
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,680
No, no, no! No!

961
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,920
<i>The Transformers</i>
aren't what they used to be.

962
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,800
- This is your ride?
- My dad's.

963
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,440
Throw that away.

964
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,400
It covers the smell of piss.

965
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,920
It's just a stupid car!

966
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,280
This entire night smells like piss.

967
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,200
Come with me.

968
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,720
- I know something that'll cheer you up.
- I'm good.

969
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,360
I have enough on my plate.

970
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,160
I can see that.

971
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,240
You know what?

972
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,480
You're right.

973
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,760
The best thing to do

974
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,200
is to stare at your car,
hoping it'll repair itself.

975
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,840
Have a nice life.

976
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,600
They're so fucked.

977
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,120
They don't know it yet,
the Dragon assholes are so fucked!

978
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,320
Guys...

979
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,680
Are you ready to strike back?

980
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,440
Are you ready for it?

981
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,680
Fab, get a grip!

982
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,600
Seriously, what can we do? We can't fight.

983
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,840
Not literally.

984
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,160
Karl, did you become rich
by beating people up?

985
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,280
- No.
- Yet, today, you're a Warlock.

986
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,440
- A Necromancer-Priest.
- That's not my point!

987
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,760
We all worked our way up.

988
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,920
We fought our entire lives

989
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,440
to show the world that we weren't losers.

990
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,880
The entire world...

991
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,920
minus three scumbags who think
they're at the top of the food chain!

992
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,560
Am I right? Fab, please!

993
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,560
Plus, dragons were never
in the food chain. They don't exist.

994
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,720
- I've seen one.
- Don't start again.

995
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,120
I want to get back at those jerks...

996
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,200
but I'm a public figure now.
I can't just lash out!

997
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,680
Don't worry, Greg.

998
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,160
No frontal assault.

999
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,880
We're not brutal.

1000
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,200
We're brainy.

1001
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,600
<i>We think, we analyze, and we strike...</i>

1002
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,160
<i>stealthily.</i>

1003
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,160
I don't give a shit, bro!
I have everything I need in here.

1004
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,520
Have you seen Manu?

1005
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,040
Are you okay? You don't look so good.

1006
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,120
<i>Hey, get the fuck out!</i>

1007
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,760
<i>Stop it! I'm naked!</i>

1008
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,000
<i>I hurt myself because of you!</i>

1009
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,000
We should do something...

1010
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,800
<i>No, no!</i>

1011
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,600
<i>Get lost!</i>

1012
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,080
What is this?

1013
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,360
Who did this?

1014
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,840
Looping?

1015
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,480
Are you all right?

1016
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,440
- What are you doing in here?
- Fuck!

1017
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,320
You scared the shit out of me.

1018
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,320
We're in the...

1019
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,120
Assistant Principal's office.

1020
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,280
- Look familiar?
- Yeah.

1021
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,280
Look at these.

1022
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,640
Detention slips.

1023
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,960
What are you doing?

1024
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,440
Giving these poor kids their freedom back.

1025
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,000
This might sound stupid, but...
who are you?

1026
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,080
Lucille.

1027
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,560
And...

1028
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,680
did you go to this school?

1029
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,200
- I can't seem to place you.
- Yep, sixth grade.

1030
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,720
I took German and Latin as electives.

1031
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,800
Tough luck.

1032
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,040
You don't look familiar, either.

1033
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,960
I'm Jonathan. Lopez.

1034
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,040
Who are you, really?

1035
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,520
I'm not as naive as your new friends.

1036
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,640
Check this out!

1037
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,760
Ten years of confiscated stuff.

1038
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,320
Ali Baba's Cave. Look at this.

1039
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,640
- Remember this?
- Of course.

1040
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,240
No way!

1041
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,440
- He never spoke about me?
- No, it's weird.

1042
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,880
Were you two close? Speak of the devil...

1043
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,240
My love, you never mentioned Pierre-Yves!

1044
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,080
- Never, my love?
- I know, I know.

1045
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,520
- Véro, this is Bozo... Pierre-Yves.
- Pierre-Yves.

1046
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,560
And this is Véro, my wife.

1047
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,136
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

1048
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,280
Can I talk to him?

1049
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,160
Wait, we just met. Don't be jealous.

1050
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,920
It's my turn now.

1051
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,920
- I know what you're up to.
- What I'm up...

1052
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,520
Does your wife know
that you falsely accuse people?

1053
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,520
How petty!

1054
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,960
I'm not a cop. I don't need proof.

1055
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,440
My wife is tired, she's going home soon,
but I can go all night.

1056
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,800
- All night?
- All night.

1057
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,040
- Funny, Lopez said that about you.
- Yeah?

1058
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,520
Try jerking off with no hands!

1059
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,400
Try buying Auto Clean with no loan!

1060
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,800
Meaning what?

1061
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,400
Fabrice is the manager of your bank.

1062
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,920
- What's going on?
- Yeah.

1063
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,600
Some of us studied.

1064
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,840
This isn't right.

1065
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,400
You're right.

1066
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,680
Right, okay.

1067
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,440
Okay, you nerds win. I'm out of here.

1068
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,960
No, you're staying.

1069
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,520
What about your loan? Don't you want it?

1070
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,960
Say, "I need my loan."

1071
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,040
- I need my loan.
- Then, you're staying.

1072
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,280
The night is just getting started.

1073
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,240
<i>He has this je-ne-sais-quoi</i>

1074
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,120
<i>That sweeps me off my feet</i>

1075
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,800
<i>His attitude melts my heart</i>

1076
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,200
<i>His indifference breaks my heart</i>

1077
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,400
<i>If he could only...</i>

1078
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,760
Guys, have you seen Jonathan?

1079
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,520
Oh, my God!

1080
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,560
- Maybe he just left.
- It's not like him!

1081
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,760
Jo would never jump ship.

1082
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,840
Bozo the Clown pulled a stunt!

1083
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,840
Have you seen Jonathan? Lopez?

1084
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,920
Designer stubble, handsome,
nice smile, in love?

1085
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,440
- No.
- No?

1086
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,880
It should be me on that table.
With my JoJo.

1087
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,200
Calm down.

1088
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,440
I can't lose him twice, Sarah.

1089
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,840
I can't.

1090
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,600
It'll be fine.

1091
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:33,680
<i>Hey, I know I feel a void
Whenever he leaves</i>

1092
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,760
<i>But I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve</i>

1093
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,680
- Nobody puts Bozo in a corner.
- Hi.

1094
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,520
<i>I want him to hold me in his arms</i>

1095
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,520
<i>I need to feel his warmth</i>

1096
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,880
I didn't think tonight would be
so much fun.

1097
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,680
I know...

1098
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,800
me neither.

1099
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,720
Tell me...

1100
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,840
do you know the story
of the donkey with one testicle?

1101
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,920
- No.
- No?

1102
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,600
What he's saying seems to be working.

1103
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,200
Fab.

1104
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,320
Sorry.

1105
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,440
- I bet you tell everyone that story.
- That was the first time.

1106
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,080
I swear.

1107
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,120
Do you remember that bench?

1108
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,480
Of course. The Dragons' Lair.

1109
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,960
Tonight...

1110
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,040
- It's ours.
- That's right!

1111
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,080
The kids we were would be proud of us now.

1112
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,560
And now, the final boss: Lopez.

1113
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,720
Did you hear that?

1114
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,480
No, what?

1115
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,560
It's just the wind.

1116
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,120
Did you lose your mom and dad, sweetie?

1117
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,840
Kiss Mr. Fifou!

1118
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,640
No, I will not kiss Mr. Fifou
because he's filthy.

1119
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,880
Tell your mom he needs a bath.

1120
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,480
I said, "Kiss Mr. Fifou!"

1121
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,360
I said, "No."
I win, because I'm a grown-up.

1122
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,520
He's not listening!

1123
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,400
Are you Bozo the Clown?

1124
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:51,760
That's him.

1125
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,600
Hello.

1126
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,520
Hi.

1127
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,600
You're just kids!

1128
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,200
- Where are kids supposed to be?
- Up your ass.

1129
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,560
It's beddy-bye time!

1130
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,920
My 1,000-buck loafers!

1131
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,080
- I'll slap you!
- You touch me...

1132
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,400
I'll tell the cops you tried to rape me.

1133
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,400
- That's enough!
- Bozo the Clown!

1134
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,960
Stay away from me!

1135
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,120
What do we do? What do we do?

1136
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,800
Kiss Mr. Fifou!

1137
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,040
You dirty little brat!

1138
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,560
Retreat! Retreat!

1139
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,440
If they find out who I really am,
I'm dead.

1140
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,000
And now that PYC is safe,
what's the point?

1141
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,200
- I'll be in bed in an hour.
- You're not gonna tell them?

1142
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,520
Ever? Not even Linda?

1143
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:00,480
Linda... it's nothing.

1144
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,360
Linda was a fantasy.

1145
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,000
It should have stayed that way.

1146
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,920
The timing is bad.

1147
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,760
Bad timing is always an excuse, no?

1148
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,200
To hide things.

1149
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,080
Okay. You're right.

1150
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,400
I don't even know why I'm scared.

1151
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,200
I won't see her again.

1152
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,560
I'll never see anybody from here again.

1153
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,720
I mean... except you.

1154
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,440
If you want to hang out...

1155
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,880
see each other...

1156
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,760
something we can do together.

1157
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,200
If you want to meet again, I'm in...

1158
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,520
if you're in.

1159
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,400
You must really hate yourself to be Lopez.

1160
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,520
I know what it's like.

1161
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,760
If you were the ugliest back then,

1162
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:03,920
you've changed.

1163
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,960
Thank you.

1164
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,680
To be the real Lopez, you need something:

1165
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,400
a dragon tattoo with your initials.

1166
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,760
The Dragons all got one.

1167
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,840
All right.

1168
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,800
Don't get busted over a detail.

1169
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360
May I?

1170
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080
Sure.

1171
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,200
You knew Lopez well. He banged ugly girls?

1172
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,880
It's a joke.

1173
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,160
Bozo is right. Maybe we fucked up.

1174
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,040
I sure did.

1175
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,240
Here they are.

1176
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,080
Are you proud of yourselves?

1177
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,120
- Using your kids...
- What?

1178
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,240
You know what I mean, moron. Calm down.

1179
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,600
Take it easy, Fabrice!

1180
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,160
Nobody told you to go into the gym.

1181
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,280
Everybody, back to the ballroom,

1182
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,680
- quietly and calmly.
- Get out of here!

1183
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:19,000
Mr. Bozo wants us to stay,
Mrs. Bozo wants us to leave. Which one?

1184
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,240
Respect her.

1185
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,880
Get the fuck out of here!

1186
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,720
- What?
- I don't get it.

1187
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,120
- Me neither.
- He's saying,

1188
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,080
"You don't get to decide who stays.

1189
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,040
- You don't even live here."
- True.

1190
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,640
"So, shut up, Parisian asshole." Sorry!

1191
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,640
Don't talk to me that way!

1192
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,560
We just want to enjoy the party!

1193
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,680
If you're not happy, piss off...
Trahn-a Banana.

1194
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,680
Out! Stupid deadbeats!

1195
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,440
Do you know the story
of the donkey with one testicle?

1196
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,440
I do! I love it.

1197
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,160
That's enough!

1198
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,760
Listen to me now!

1199
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,960
- You'll all get detention!
- Jo, finally,

1200
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:12,440
I was getting worried. Come here...
for the kiss of death.

1201
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,280
Hervé. Come closer.

1202
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,360
Jonathan has something to tell you.
Go ahead.

1203
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,600
What?

1204
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:20,840
Tell him!

1205
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,600
Listen...

1206
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,320
Go ahead!

1207
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,840
- I'm Jonathan, you know...
- Thanks, we do know.

1208
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,160
Jonathan who?

1209
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,560
I'll tell you!

1210
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,560
Well, he's...

1211
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,880
Jonathan Pinet!

1212
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,040
Pinet.

1213
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,720
The fatso!

1214
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,960
I kissed the fatso?

1215
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,280
Fuck him up, Hervé.

1216
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,320
Yeah. Get the fuck out.

1217
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,440
Man!

1218
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,360
Did you see the look on his face?

1219
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,080
He didn't need this.

1220
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,600
It was wrong to do that.

1221
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,000
What's gotten into you?

1222
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,720
You're the bully now.

1223
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,840
This is new!

1224
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,040
Now you care?

1225
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:21,120
You should be glad.

1226
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,760
And thank me for getting
our revenge. Yeah.

1227
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,520
- Thank you?
- Yes.

1228
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,400
"Thanks, PYC" would be nice.

1229
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:30,200
For something you decided for me?

1230
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:33,520
Same old story:

1231
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,200
it's all about you!

1232
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,440
Jonathan needs help, PYC to the rescue!

1233
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,080
Maybe because you're worthless without me?

1234
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:49,200
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be fixing
laptops in some shithole?

1235
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,080
Let's find out.

1236
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,840
I'll sell you my shares on Monday, boss.

1237
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,840
I am Pinet. The fatso.

1238
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,440
The one nobody missed,

1239
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,040
nobody paid attention to,

1240
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,000
unless it was to make fun of him,

1241
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,640
but now I couldn't care less.

1242
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,840
When I look in a mirror,
I don't see a fatso.

1243
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,600
My entire childhood,
you convinced me I was a victim.

1244
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:43,440
Just like the teachers convinced you
you were good for nothing.

1245
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,440
Fabrice,

1246
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,560
they said you wouldn't find a girlfriend.

1247
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,880
We believed that bullshit.

1248
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,400
Then, we fought

1249
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,520
to become who we wanted to be.

1250
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,840
I am Jonathan Pinet.

1251
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,080
I'm not a fatso anymore,

1252
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,120
and you can all fuck off.

1253
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,840
Who's the guy?

1254
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,760
- Him!
- Go wait by the bike.

1255
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,040
You touched my chick. You're dead, Lopez!

1256
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,720
It's not Lopez.
There's been a misunderstanding.

1257
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,720
Shut up! You're going down.

1258
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,520
Hey, Lorenzo Lamas...

1259
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,480
leave him alone.

1260
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,800
- You hear me?
- Huh?

1261
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,680
You don't belong in this school.

1262
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,560
Get out.

1263
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,440
See, I can hurt you with words.

1264
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,280
You know, words...

1265
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:16,280
Easy, bro.

1266
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,400
What are you looking for?

1267
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,880
Because if you're looking for trouble...

1268
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,040
There!

1269
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,680
I did it again, are you happy?

1270
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,560
The school is on fire because of you!

1271
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,000
Line up, two by two! I'll save you all!

1272
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,920
No, no, no!

1273
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,320
Open the door!

1274
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,400
Jonathan is in there!

1275
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,840
- Pierre-Yves, too.
- Let's go!

1276
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,000
It's stuck!

1277
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,400
Looping, come on!

1278
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,760
Yeah, sure, easy peasy!

1279
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,160
You should be able to clean
everything up by Monday.

1280
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,480
I'm so used to the mess
made by the kids!

1281
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,040
It'll be clean in a wink.

1282
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,040
It was so nice to see you!

1283
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,920
I mean it. Let's get together again soon!

1284
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,640
It was a long and emotional night.

1285
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,480
I would like... Bravo!

1286
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,560
Let me clarify something:
the phrase "stupid deadbeats,"

1287
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,440
meaning "socially challenged...

1288
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,240
deadbeats,"

1289
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,600
isn't a derogatory term, whatsoever.

1290
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,000
I would like to recognize...

1291
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:40,920
Thank you.

1292
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,760
What you did was really cool.

1293
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,280
It was hot up there.

1294
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,400
Thanks, Looping.

1295
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,320
And I also...

1296
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,480
wanted to say...

1297
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,800
I'm...

1298
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,000
- Sorry?
- Yeah.

1299
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,640
It's hard to say you're sorry.

1300
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,240
To admit you acted like a jerk.

1301
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,840
Jo...

1302
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,760
Thanks for saving me with your nose.

1303
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,760
Thanks, my bud.

1304
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:41,360
No, thank you.

1305
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,920
I'm starving.
Let's go eat what's in my mom's fridge.

1306
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,600
I would love it...

1307
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,240
but I have unfinished business.

1308
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:06,800
I see...

1309
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,040
Good for you.

1310
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,120
I like your unfinished business!

1311
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,480
- Way to go!
- Later.

1312
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,800
- I have to go.
- Okay.

1313
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,760
- I'll catch up with you later.
- Yes.

1314
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,720
Being Pinet isn't so bad.

1315
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,160
People like Pinet.

1316
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,920
It's weird, but cool...

1317
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,600
I know a Thai proverb:

1318
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,640
"To judge an elephant,
you have to look..."

1319
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,320
How come I never noticed you at school?

1320
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,560
Right...

1321
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,280
Well, you know. I've...

1322
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,520
I've changed a lot, too.

1323
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,800
Dad, we need to talk.

1324
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,520
It's about the BMW.

1325
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,760
It has a little ding...

1326
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,680
or two.