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Alt!RH: Naughty, princess

Oct 22nd, 2011
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  1. -- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] began trolling repressiveHuitzilopochtli [RH] at 03:32 --
  2. RO: ahoy there matey
  3. RH: "Greetings, Captain."
  4. RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR was wondering what storms are brewing?
  5. RH: "Another tournament."
  6. RO: arrr another one?
  7. RO: sounds interesting
  8. RH: "But of course."
  9. RH: "You're invited to watch."
  10. RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR would be delighted
  11. RH: "The gore will be so~"
  12. RH: "Naughty."
  13. RO: naughty?
  14. RH: "Why, yes."
  15. RH: "In a sentimental way."
  16. RO: that be an interesting way of describing things
  17. RH: "It shall be an interesting tournament."
  18. RO: arr
  19. RO: you have all the land lubbers you need?
  20. RH: "Oh, no."
  21. RH: "There are many slots open. Glub."
  22. RO: well plenty more where they came from eh?
  23. RH: "Sadly, yes."
  24. RH: "We've need of four new champions."
  25. RO: arr well CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs crew is off limits
  26. RH: "Silly ruler. I wouldn't dare touch them."
  27. RO: aye no matter what rusty or yellow life they live on land
  28. RO: when theyre part of CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs crew theyre part of CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs crew
  29. RH: "I know, good Captain."
  30. RH: "I have considered that myself."
  31. RH: "These champions may be asked to stay."
  32. RO: oh?
  33. RH: "It's a slight possibility."
  34. RH: "That is, if you take no threat of my having a crew of my own, my leige."
  35. RO: you can whoever you like on your own ship
  36. RO: and
  37. RO: dont call CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR your leige
  38. RO: out beloved emperor might get jellous
  39. RH: "I've no ship, Captain dearest."
  40. RO: or jelly
  41. RH: "And I serve no mutant..."
  42. RH: "Did you really just use that term?"
  43. RO: jelly?
  44. RH: "That is so 'Glub' Classless."
  45. RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR seas no problem
  46. RH: "Vulgar speak of the lower blooded."
  47. RO: no you just need to get more in tuna with your gills
  48. RH: "My tuna voice is much more important."
  49. RH: "An orator such as myself..."
  50. RO: rP.)
  51. RH: "As they say, some'fin' is quite 'fishy' here."
  52. RH: (Hm?)
  53. RO: clearly
  54. RH: "Let's just float by that issue."
  55. RH: "We could 'sea' about other issues."
  56. RO: brill-iant
  57. RO: actually six bells and it be time to weigh anchor
  58. RH: "Oh? Time to set off so soon?"
  59. RO: aye
  60. RH: "Well, I wish you a dull night."
  61. RH: "Such is the best blessing I offer."
  62. RO: calm seas?
  63. RO: always best to count ones blessings
  64. RH: "Then count those as you rest."
  65. RH: "Good day, my leige."
  66. RO: later princess
  67. -- repressiveHuitzilopochtli [RH] gave up trolling rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] at 03:55 --
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