YuYuYui - 5th anniversary - 1H

The Hero Club's 5th year - Hard - 1

[Party venue]

Kar: Come on! Why didn't you ask the perfect Hero about what it means to be a true Hero!?

Fuy: Aah, sorry. I forgot.

Kar: You forgot!?

Yuz: That reminds me, we didn't see you anywhere. And we went all over the place.

Kar: Really? Ah... Yeah. I was in the library and home ec. room the whole time. Doing my preparations for cooking.

Kar: That's my bad. Let's do it right now, I will give you an extensive lecture about what is a perfect-...

Fuu: Alright! It's about time everyone shows the food they carefully selected. Everyone, to your seats!

Gin/Aya/Tam: Yees!

Kar: Mrgh~! I just now understood Fuu's feeling of having her speech interrupted every year...

Tou: As we agreed on, the dishes today have been prepared because they are linked to a personal memory everyone has deemed meaningful.

Sum: While tasting each one of them, we will be asking you for the feelings that went into their making.

Wak: The Christian era will then begin. Tamako and I have prepared in collaboration this honetsukodori.

Tam: There's both "hina" and "oya" styles, so pay attention to the differences!

Sek: Thanks. Nom... Waah, the hina style is so juicy♪

Nat: Oya is good too, It's chewy, and the taste gets stronger with each bite... Really good.

Wak: In the Christian era, I would often worry about how to deepen our solidarity with the others, and I started by eating a meal with Tamako but...

Tam: At the restaurant we went to, Tama supported hina and Wakaba oya, so we had an argument about it.

Tam: But then a kid that was there told us "they're both good so stop fighting".

Wak: It was shameful for Heroes to be reprehended by a child. Although it effectively deepened our bond.

Wak: I learned to respect the choices of others. It's okay to be different, and by acknowledging the good of their opinions, you yourself grow.

Tam: Food is amazing. Udon, honetsukodori, if you eat it together, you have fun together.

Wak: To train together is well, but to eat together brings people closer. It was a learning experience.

Tam: This honetsukidori is the food form of Wakaba and Tama's memories, or our friendship meal if you will♪

Meb: That's right. Eat out of the same pot... as they say, to share food is important.

Tak: I'm next. It's a little embarrassing, but I did my best making them, so please give them a try.

Its: Wah~, cute onigiris! You even drew faces, and it's "Itsuki" written in seaweed♪

Aki: Yeah, mine has "Masuzu"! Making one per person seems like a huge undertaking.

Tak: You know, back in kindergarten, for some reason I would only eat my bento's side dishes and never the rice.

Tak: Then mom made me small cute onigiris like these...

Tak: From that day on, I happily ate every single bento without leaving anything.

Ren: Your mother has gone to great lengths so that her child would eat her food. Hmph, a marvelous story.

Tak: Since I came to this world, I tried challenging myself to make them every time I had the opportunity to make bentos but...

Tak: I noticed how hard it was writing in nori on tiny onigiris, and every time I thought "Thank you, mom".

Fuu: By the way, during the request where we had to supervise a group of kids, you very intently looked at their bentos.

Tak: Yes. Looking at their bentos, I could imagine how much they were loved, it was heartwarming.

Yos: How wonderful. As expected of Takashima-sama. Your heart holds so much love for kids that bear no connection to you... Ko-Koori-sama!?

Chi: Ha-...Haaa...a...aaah~~!

Suz: W-What's happening? She's choking!? Tea! Tea! Oo~~i, o-...

Kar: Alright, you're out.

Yos: Ko-Koori-sama is twisting and writhing in pain... What happened!?

Shi: On this onigiri... It looks exactly like Koori. And it's written "Gun♥chan", with a heart...

Chi: Aaaaaaaaaa~~h! I-I can't eat it... It would be a terrible waste!

Kir: Nah, eat it...

Tak: Ahaha♪


The Hero Club's 5th year - Hard - 2

[Party venue]

Uta: Aah, it smells good♪ Anzu-san's dish is curry! But there's no rice...

Anz: The curry from my memories has no rice and no bread.

Kir: Hmm. Nothin'?

Anz: Yes. There is none.

Kir: What does that even-... Ah, so there's naan!

Mit: It's unbecoming to transition into a gag you just thought of, please stop doing it...

Aki: Gyah! Fujimori-chan is turning into Hanamoto-chan!

Yos: What would that mean...?

Anz: I went camping so many times with Tamacchi-senpai, I'm used to it by now, but...

Anz: I was so nervous at the start, I couldn't do the things I was taught, and made a lot of mistakes.

Anz: Once, I was tasked with cooking rice using utensils, but I turned the fire too high and charred it completely...

Anz: Thinking I would be scolded for ruining the food... I started crying.

Yum: Tamako-san... is the incarnation of gluttony indeed. What unfolded afterwards?

Anz: Tamacchi-senpai, without the slightest trace of anger or panic said "The curry stew is ready, so let's eat".

Anz: "So what if we don't have rice. Tama made curry stew. It's yummy", she said smiling.

Anz: Because I lived in a hospital for so long before that time, I never knew how delicious food tasted outside.

Anz: Of course she just adapted to my failure, trying to make the best of it, but..

Anz: Tamacchi-senpai's kindness and reliability from this time have left a strong impression on me.

Tam: That's right, that's right♪ Anzu loves Tama a lot!

Anz: Yes♪ And that's no different now. Bring me to camping whenever you want.

Aka: Yes, thank you.

Son: Anzu-senpai started liking the "take me to the" series after camping, right~♪

Anz: N-Not really... Ahahaha.

Hin: I am next. Please, help yourselves.

Mit: This is... rice porridge? But there are no other ingredients... Chomp. Mmh...!?

Aki: T-That's, uuh~... kinda salty. Is Uesato-chan unexpectedly bad at cooking...?

Meb: Really? I think this is the ideal amount of salt.

Kar: Yeah. Rice porridge looks plain at first glance, but this is delicious.

Kir: Haa~? Stuff's super salty to me. I-Is the theory that Heroes have bad taste real!?

Wak: No... I know this flavor. Hinata...

Hin: Yes... This is the porridge Wakaba-chan's grandmother taught me how to make.

Hin: At a young age, Wakaba-chan would be trained at the sword from dawn to dusk by her grandmother...

Wak: Don't remind me... I was so frail, when night came, I would dizzily stagger to my bed before collapsing on it.

Hin: Food was solid and difficult to swallow, while on the other hand, she would have no strength unless she ate...

Hin: It was when I felt helpless, since Wakaba-chan couldn't swallow anything I made, then her grandmother...

Wak: The salt and water penetrating my profusely sweating body. Along with the pleasant sweet aftertaste of rice... It's nostalgic.

Wak: Even when I was so young, Hinata has always been there worrying about me, devoting herself to me...

Aya: We Mikos don't exercise or sweat much, maybe this is why this porridge tastes too salty to us.

Tou: The Japanese army previously had ties with the salt industry, because salt is absolutely necessary to a soldier.

Son: That's a lot of salt and love in one dish~. Hinata's porridge. Memo memo~♪

Hin: Yes. Everything I make is adapted to Wakaba-chan's tastes and physical condition.

Fuy: T-That's incredibly meticulous. This isn't possible without deep love. I can only say I'm impressed.

Kir: Mikos can't just be sittin' around all day. We'll be workin' out during forestization~.

Aka: Eh! Then I have a training menu I-...

Kir: That was obviously a joke!

Wak: Hinata... Eating it after so long made me remember. I could only be here today thanks to you. Thank you.

Hin: Oh no... I would do anything to keep you healthy... Now, and forever...

Fuu: Haa~~... How many times will we have to say thanks for the treat today, seriously.


The Hero Club's 5th year - Hard - 3

[Party venue]

Yuu: Who's next? Thanks to the refreshing porridge, my tummy feels nice and healthy♪

Chi: Ah...... Me. I made vegetable salad.

Uta: Nice vegetable♪

Yos: Koori-sama has personally made it! T-Thank you! Nom nom, aah! This freshness is of the divine!

Shi: The gods have moist beautiful skin theory...

Chi: Honestly... I don't know what household cooking tastes like. I don't remember any flavors.

Chi: So about the flavors I remember, I thought I'd get instant udon...

Chi: Those were the only flavors I knew about, easy to make, taste good...

Chi: But... I can never forget the surge of emotions the first time I experienced it. Even now...

Chi: It was... at night when the 2nd years went to their summer camp...

Chi: I was invited to Inubouzaki-san's home, there was so much food laid on the table.

Chi: Then Itsuki-san casually said "Can you pass me the dressing?"

Chi: Aah, this is a family's exchange at a table... This is a meal with a family... I felt like this was it.

Chi: It's something I never knew, but strangely, I felt like this was it. Because it was... comforting.

Chi: I feel uneasy about those memories, even though I received so many dishes, the only thing I can do is salad...

Chi: I felt pathetic... but when I think about it... it was the first warm dish I ever knew of...

Sek: Such a wonderful story was happening during our training camp. While we had to deal with a certain someone going on a rampage.

Tou: Eh, who?

Yos: Uuh! Fwaaah... To learn about the contents of Koori-sama's heart is bringing me to tears... the tears...!

Aki: Aah~, we know. Take this handkerchief.

Yos: Nffffffff!

Aki: Y-You can have the handkerchief. It's now our turn! Su~udon~♪

Tam: Rice porridge, salad, su udon~. Uu~m... It's good but you know~...

Aki: Come on, don't say that, listen to the episode of our memories.

Aki: After the vertex attack, the meals me and Hanamoto-chan had at Taisha were...

Aki: Always "something udon" with all kinds of ingredients.

Aki: But one day Hanamoto-chan said...

Aki: "While the Heroes are fulfilling their dangerous duties, I refuse for only the Mikos to live in luxury!"

Aki: From that day, we only ever had su udon at every meal~. Even though we were still growing.

Yos: I started it of my own accord. I do not remember ever asking you to join me.

Aki: But really, you kept drooling at the sight of my udon with kamaboko, what choice did I have?

Yos: I was not drooling! And stomach growls are nothing but the physiological response to the sight of kamaboko!

Mit: So you did see it, and your stomach growled...

Wak: S-Sorry. We were eating honetsukidori at our convenience, not knowing you were faced with these kinds of hardships...

Yos: Ah, you're mistaken, Nogi Wakaba-sama! There was not the tiniest amount of insinuation in what I said!

Yos: For the Heroes to receive the proper nourishment is a matter of fact. The blame rests solely on Aki-senpai!

Aki: Waaah! Why stop here? It's my fault if monkey rears and mailboxes are red!

Aya: Thank you for the treat♪

Kir: No, Ayaaya. That's the wrong tsukkomi word.

SON: No! Aaya correctly salvaged a high-level chome from inside the boke~!

Fuy: I see, so this is a chome. Itsuki-kun, could it be possible to get the notebook back...

Its: No way...

Fuy: ...All right. Why don't I start keeping my own memo on my phone, then!

Yuz: Why are you so motivated now...


The Hero Club's 5th year - Hard - 4

[Party venue]

Fuy: The time has now come for me to uncover my nostalgic memories!

Fuy: And I would be pleased if you may have a toast of this to accompany it!

Gin: What is it? Juice? Wait, but it's warm!

Fuy: Fufu, this is a hot lemonade drink.

Suz: There's a small dish of red liquid in addition... I-Is it blood!?

Fuy: Fweeh!? O-Of course not! It's a tiny amount of safe to ingest red wine!

Fuy: Try gently dropping some into the lemonade with a spoon... gently, okay?

Aya: Waah... The red color is spreading like it was swimming... It's beautiful.

Anz: It is. I can feel myself relaxing looking at it...

Fuy: Yes. You see, this is what my mother gave me when I had a fever.

Fuy: While I was asleep in bed, she would "secretly" put a drop of wine she usually drank into it.

Fuy: After drinking it, my body would immediately feel strangely warm all over...

Fuy: It eased my throat pain just like that. It is a still vivid memory of my late mother.

Meb: I can relate... Memories of times you were weakened leave a strong impact...

Aya: Yes. I can't forget Mebuki-senpai's bunny apple either.

Kar: Bunny apple...?

Meb: I-It's nothing!

Yuz: So it's my turn. This is Salisbury steak with a lot of veggies.

Uta: Heavenly! Vegetable burg♪ Utano is moved!

Tam: Eh~, but steak is supposed to be 100% beef or beef and pork. So veggies~?

Yuz: I wasn't very wealthy, so making do with what I had was normal.

Yuz: This is the result of research about which vegetables to mix with minced meat and what quantities keep you satiated the best.

Yuz: But in the end, this was just made to account for mine and mom's tastes, it's not bad.

Gin: Nom... You're right! It's great♪

Fuu: Chomp. The flavor of vegetables coupled with gravy complement each other! Munch♪

Ren: This would seem like a painless tactic for Yuuna to eat her vegetables.

Aka: Don't talk about me like a picky kid! I don't dislike vegetables, I just love meat so incredibly much more!

Ren: Yuzuki, although you spoke in a relaxed manner, isn't its formation a substantial hurdle?

Yum: So you did notice as well, ancestor-sama. I had the same impression regarding this part.

Yuz: Well, there's a trick to it. So...

Yum: A moment! Being a cook myself, I cannot allow you to divulge your secrets so easily!

Shi: You're the one who asked her... Nom.

Ren: Hmph, as is to be expected of Miroku's descendant. Let us exchange Yuzuki's recipe with Yumiko's simple money-saving techniques.

Yum: Eh!?

Yuz: Aah, I'd like to know about it. Please.

Yum: Eeh!?

Suz: Not sacrificing anything herself and getting away with something that tastes good. Renge-san sure has a talent to get by~... Munch.

Fuy: Yuzuki-kun, I had no idea you were crazy about making creative steaks.

Yuz: Don't say crazy. It was my first time hearing that nice memory of yours. It was cute.

Fuy: Eh?

Yuz: Forget it...

Fuy: But it makes me happy to listen to everyone's memories and share one of my own.

Yuz: Yeah. Even though everyone is talking about rather serious memories, it's strange to not feel anything like a wall between us...

Yuu: It's not strange! Because you 2 are Yuunas♪

Fuy: Ooh! It is clear as day. It is the logical conclusion that those called Yuuna possess absolute knowledge!

Yuz: Yep... I don't get it.

Uta: Everyone! I've been waiting for a while. But it is finally time for Shiratori Utano's handmade...!

Son: But for now, an ad break~.

Uta: Noooooooooooooo! It's gonna get soggyyyyyy!

Gin/Tam: Soba's here.