ancient cv paragraphs 2011

[10:05:36 PM] CV♪Derek: every morning i have to wake up at 3:30 GPM to brush my pet flounder shuckles and wash him to get him ready to go to his job. he works as 1. elm wef's shoe polisher! he gets paid 1,7000 pokedollars per minute. anyway, my school starts at 4:72 GMGK. for my own indivusalaim, i brush my tongue with toilet plunger toothpaste. i am very happy when i get on the bus people compliment me on my orange gums! we have lightbulbs that we have to open and store our BELONGINGS inside! i closed my lip on the cieling and people say hey you could be a great boy daughter... anyway we have 74 classes everyday. our educational program e nds at 5:158 GMSM. I am taking algebra, arfology, wah wah, mk7 physics, ♥♥♥, 2. elm wef, and the rest are GAMECUBE CONTROLLER PROGRAMMING.

[10:13:23 PM] [CV] Baяяy: now what i do after i get out of the flower pot known as a school.. no longer shall that be kept as a box made out of steel bras! well i half to get home by riding on my pet shotgun, i keep him in my lightbulb for saftey so he doesnt run off throwing orange juice at everybody. when i get home i enter the house welcoming my mom with a nice machete in the back. then i run to my dads room to give him a nice handshake on his washingtinion toothpaste. then, i go to my room to play with the rugrats. they give me a nice ticket for driving on the right side of the road for 100 pokedollars! next i do not do my homework because if i do my gym teachers ugly wife will SHOOT ME A TEXT saying: i will send out 943.5 cable boxes to murder your grandmothers front door by saying HELLO YOU GOLDFISH... you WILL not or maybe whatever KILL THAT SHOE FULL OF COTTON BALLS... OR ELSE I WILL FLASHLIGHT YOUR DADTHERS! SO I dont do my homework and eat a nice dinner of slimy steel balls. then i push my dead sisters corpse down the stairs and say GOODBYE! i then go to bed and die of bleeklo cancer.

[10:19:47 PM] [CV]Luke: afrterr i fied of bleeklo cancer i saw a bucket of blue mashed potatoes then i fell into it and died again. it became thre vicious cycle of blued madhed potatoes until i managed to use the ps3 controller to escape and sniff!!!! i was back home and it all began again

[9:49:36 PM] [CV] Baяяy: it was a foamy tuesday table, i was giving a needy sloth a peice of a tattoo. next, I travled to africa, mars and an envelope handed me a pair of jeans.i licked a velcrow and said WOW THAT EAGLE KILLS A MANS cat like a finnish car feeds soup to a plastic bag. then i went to webkinz world and got a southern accent from a tigers beak. i travled to the depths of cardis furniture to find anything but a train made out of pixy sticks. i then wiped a tissue with my backpack strap so it would feel nice and lorfy.then i continued on my journey to find the tv of my dreams by saying wow that stool is a bed stand. ok i went to a hat shop and died. good wine cork!

[1/6/2012 9:02:18 PM] - вαяяγ: my brain stem has lost all battery power.... better go ask a mongolian shoe trader to give me a smelly couch. but first, I will travel to ARMY and eat belts to explore new cords for my playstation46! now... I will create a movie to do with glasses. whoops i died. now i will invite every fire instinguisher in the world to my wake! funerals are for squares.

[1/6/2012 9:06:09 PM] CV♪Derek: sometimes i wonder why playstation12 is making me orange!! but meteor didnt dead so its okay to feel like your pillow is bleeding when you sleep on top of your cell phone devices??? THERES A HOLE OIN THE BOTTOM OF THE SESA!!!ijh!!! but some people think of whales as reptiles but i consider them as asian internet providers

[1/6/2012 9:07:06 PM] [CV]Luke: breAVO DETREK FOR THASTY INSPIRING PARAGHRAPH

[1/6/2012 9:09:19 PM] [CV]Luke: xsreerk told me to type a parasgraph so i'll type a parasgraph continuing his about whales being asian intrernet providers!Q!Q!Q this wad obviosly a result of thw hole on the bottom on the sesa allowing the whales to beocme intrerconnected throughout asia connecting tehm to thwe world wide web!!!!!!!! buryt they might dead unlike meyteor asnd asia witll be without internet until they ask mongolian shgow treaders for more

[1/6/2012 9:10:24 PM] [CV]Luke: my patrasgraph isn t' ad good ad detrwk's or bartuy's

[11:00:30 PM] [CV] Baяяy: hedleo, today is a good day!!! i got up and brushed my pet pillow with a trash cans claw. my dad was like HEY DORA VAMANOS!!!!! and we headed off in our black pencil to watch the bORsaeball game, it was the MONGOLIAN SHOE TRADERS v.s. the indian michelien tires. so we arrived at the palace mad out of paper flip-flops and sat down on a seat and yelled TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME TAKE ME OUT TO THE ASSSS BUY ME SOME ARFPAPERS AND APPLE FAXES, WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ ON SOME 1. ELM WEFS! then the game starteed.. joseph stallin was on 3rd base but then got out. the umpire sed STRIK,E, 3 YOU' ORUT. then the president of nintendo of america died by getting hit by a volvos AIR ENGINE NERF DART GUNS! then the mongolian shoe traders got caught hacking by bash aand bash said: -30 for mailing rooster feet to OBAMA BIN LADEN. the stadium caught on fire but we said OH SCREW IT. my dad died but i couldnt care less. whatever i put on my headphones and one thing popped up in my head full of monopoly boards: WAIT, WHERE'S WALDO?

[11:07:21 PM] [CV]Luke: i began my sewarch for wlado through trhe vcASST FOREST of AFRICA and found a wild apple fdax on top of the tower of boston bruins. i began looking theough the tower and found osama bin laden holding a package, then he looked at me and said "it's not complete". i saw waldo's foot inside the package and i knew immediatrely i would have to makr as rocking chair for reveren fdather uncle ruckus. i made the chair and told him to take a seat but he called me a joke and blocked me.

[11:23:18 PM] CV♪Derek: when we got home to familiar looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥tria with our handy telephone basket alarm clock, we all sat down on our pet rug whos name is youpoot and changed the television network to the 32 stroodges program. oh larry, please dont put a leaf on moe's winter coat!!!!!!! after that i played my special copy of ARFPAPERs ADVENTURES ASSASSINATERS. if you were curious, this rare game is only availabe for the COsokmo ORPANTAS system. it holds 100 kb of special memory, did i mention that the COsokmo ORPANTAS system only runs this title! so hurry up before your pet monkey scracthes your tailbone and barks? it runs for a mere 790013 pokedollars, and 21 rupees. but next time let cb jason use a bill and i yell HACKER AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCROTUM

[11:02:29 PM] [CV]Luke: once upon a time there was a great arfpaper named JONNY TORTOISE. HE RAN ALL THE WAY FROM ASOLAND TO PALTOWN WITHOUT STOPPING. ONCE HE GOT THERE HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO THE PALS BY THROWING SHOE POLISH INTO THIR BICYCLES? THEN HE BUOLT A BRAND NEW PAINT FACTORY JUST FOR THEM. THEY WERE SO GRATEFUL THEY YELLED GT OUT OF TOWN THE END.

[11:02:10 PM] [CV]Barry: it was a woody friday morning, i woke up in front of a gas station in the middle of siberia. a paper was DRANK RIGHT ONTOP OF MY FAACE SO I CALLED IN BARBRA STRIESHAND TO GET IT OFF ME. (^) next, i traveled to the depths of cosokmo orpantus headquarters and sTOLE MYSELF A COPY OF ARFPAPERS ADVENTURES ASSASSINATORS. meanwhile, mY PET BROTHER GLEAMER WAS PICKING UP A SCHOOLBUS WITH HIS FINGERNAIL. HAVE A GOOD GREEN!