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  1. Dec 25 13:08:24 * Rokker (~Rokketman@2600:1009:b15d:89f5:0:2a:a3de:ae01) has joined
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  25. Dec 25 19:53:37 * DuoDex is now known as Duoctor
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  27. Dec 25 20:14:33 * Xaiier (uid36574@id-36574.highgate.irccloud.com) has joined
  28. Dec 25 20:19:52 <X> Ugh need to be opped to invite.
  29. Dec 25 20:21:04 <X> Umbralraptor
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  31. Dec 25 21:04:46 * Matrix (~Matrixmag@is.playing.kerbalspaceprogram.eu) has joined
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  34. Dec 25 21:24:20 <Duoctor> I hope he shows up
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  36. Dec 25 22:21:26 * Duoctor is now known as DuoDex
  37. Dec 25 23:42:48 * DuoDex is now known as DormantDex
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  41. Dec 26 02:17:48 * ian1987 (ian1987@ip98-184-170-133.tu.ok.cox.net) has joined
  42. Dec 26 02:18:53 <ian1987> If people are jealous because I'm attractive they can learn how to **** themselves even if they never will have sex.
  43. Dec 26 02:21:14 <ian1987> I'm ****ing sick of the immature shit people give me, they can literally never have sex and I'll be happy because of it.
  44. Dec 26 02:22:03 <TechnicolorDalek> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTgwLKRPQF8
  45. Dec 26 02:23:33 <ian1987> The stupid thing is they've chosen to make their sex lives public, because they don't have one.
  46. Dec 26 02:23:53 <ian1987> Why should I have to know that shit?
  47. Dec 26 02:25:57 <ian1987> Why do they want people to know?
  48. Dec 26 02:27:49 <ian1987> That they are incapable of using their genitals with other people.
  49. Dec 26 02:28:39 <TechnicolorDalek> which they damn well shouldn't be unless they're in a monogamous relationship, bound under contract from a house of the lord, and are intending to procreate
  50. Dec 26 02:29:03 <ian1987> Why do they want me to know that though? I don't get it.
  51. Dec 26 02:29:24 <TechnicolorDalek> They don't
  52. Dec 26 02:29:38 <ian1987> Sure they do.
  53. Dec 26 02:29:41 <TechnicolorDalek> you're just one fucking crazy ass motherfucker who doesn't understand shit about normal people
  54. Dec 26 02:30:14 <ian1987> They aren't normal. They want people to know that they've never had sex with another person besides themselves. What kind of weird shit is that?
  55. Dec 26 02:31:04 <TechnicolorDalek> Your interpretation of their actions of enforcing the rules is mindbogglingly boondoggled.
  56. Dec 26 02:31:55 <ian1987> If they have another excuse I'm willing to listen.
  57. Dec 26 02:32:08 <TechnicolorDalek> there is literally no excuse to be had
  58. Dec 26 02:32:13 <TechnicolorDalek> the rules exist
  59. Dec 26 02:32:15 <TechnicolorDalek> set forth by SQUAD
  60. Dec 26 02:32:20 <TechnicolorDalek> they exist to enforce the rules
  61. Dec 26 02:32:24 <TechnicolorDalek> they're doing a job
  62. Dec 26 02:32:43 <ian1987> I want to hear that from the squad people themselves.
  63. Dec 26 02:32:50 <ian1987> Fuckers.
  64. Dec 26 02:33:05 <TechnicolorDalek> I'd love to see that
  65. Dec 26 02:33:08 <TechnicolorDalek> please document it all
  66. Dec 26 02:33:19 <ian1987> I totally will if it happens.
  67. Dec 26 02:35:28 <ian1987> My interpretation is "We "can't" get people to have sex with us, so you "can't" come to our chat room."
  68. Dec 26 02:36:40 <TechnicolorDalek> Yeah
  69. Dec 26 02:36:46 <TechnicolorDalek> I get the picture
  70. Dec 26 02:36:52 <TechnicolorDalek> it's unbelievably retarded
  71. Dec 26 02:37:51 <ian1987> It's the only thing that makes sense to me, because they don't seem to have a problem talking about non-sexual things.
  72. Dec 26 02:38:14 <TechnicolorDalek> I'm sure it is the only thing that makes sense to you, being a faggot.
  73. Dec 26 02:38:43 <ian1987> Well I don't consider you a bad person for talking to me.
  74. Dec 26 02:40:10 <TechnicolorDalek> Truly, the ride is never-ending.
  75. Dec 26 02:40:14 Python interface unloaded
  76. Dec 26 02:40:14 FiSHLiM plugin unloaded
  77. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Dec 26 02:40:14 2015
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  79. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Dec 26 11:42:08 2015
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  81. Dec 26 11:42:08 * Now talking on #kerbalspaceprogram
  82. Dec 26 11:42:08 * Topic for #kerbalspaceprogram is: ian2 Sighting Report Hotline : last sighted here
  83. Dec 26 11:42:08 * Topic for #kerbalspaceprogram set by DuoDex|Work (Wed Dec 23 12:02:22 2015)
  84. Dec 26 02:41:43 <ian1987> I just don't understand why they would be so upset about not having sex. I wasn't like that ever.
  85. Dec 26 02:46:25 <ian1987> I never even thought of making my sex life public.
  86. Dec 26 02:48:45 <ian1987> So in my opinion they are inviting me to **** with them.
  87. Dec 26 02:51:37 <ian1987> Masturbators.
  88. Dec 26 02:53:37 <ian1987> I guess it's possible they don't even do that.
  89. Dec 26 02:53:40 <ian1987> yet.
  90. Dec 26 02:55:48 <ian1987> If not I would definitely recommend it.
  91. Dec 26 03:00:05 <ian1987> If they're older than 15 that shouldn't be an issue. I mean the only other thing they can do is put themselves around potential sex partners.
  92. Dec 26 03:00:43 <ian1987> And learn how to fixate.
  93. Dec 26 03:04:13 <ian1987> What else do they want me to say, other than I know that they're virgins.
  94. Dec 26 03:04:44 <ian1987> That want me to know they're virgins.
  95. Dec 26 03:11:46 <ian1987> It's unfortunate that they have to exclude me for something that's personal.
  96. Dec 26 03:12:12 <ian1987> But it's not personal now, it's public.
  97. Dec 26 03:14:58 <ian1987> My question is why do they want everyone to know that?
  98. Dec 26 03:15:13 <ian1987> Why?
  99. Dec 26 03:54:08 <ian1987> These people are just being mean to non-virgins because they feel incapable of having sex or something. But they aren't incapable, they just haven't yet.
  100. Dec 26 03:55:51 <ian1987> Actually they have with themselves.
  101. Dec 26 04:00:30 <ian1987> I just feel like if they are being weird because of that it's too excessive. They need to just think of it as a personal thing or something.
  102. Dec 26 04:03:58 <ian1987> It just appears that they're going after me for something related to me is the only reason.
  103. Dec 26 04:06:42 <ian1987> A dog doesn't care if they've never had sex, they just randomely feel like doing it and then forget about it or something.
  104. Dec 26 04:08:07 <ian1987> They don't even know the puppies are from them, they're just like "Oh there's another dog."
  105. Dec 26 04:11:48 <ian1987> They don't think "Oh yeah I fucked that bitch a few months ago. They just sense they're in the presence of other dogs."
  106. Dec 26 11:42:09 -*status- You're an hero
  107. Dec 26 11:42:11 * You are now known as TechnicolorDalek
  108. Dec 26 11:45:53 <TechnicolorDalek> hey DormantDex
  109. Dec 26 11:45:54 <TechnicolorDalek> hey
  110. Dec 26 11:45:55 <TechnicolorDalek> hey
  111. Dec 26 11:45:55 <TechnicolorDalek> hey
  112. Dec 26 11:45:57 <TechnicolorDalek> DormantDex
  113. Dec 26 12:01:27 <DormantDex> quoi?
  114. Dec 26 12:02:17 <TechnicolorDalek> the fact you bug people for being edgy means you don't masturbate enough mmmk
  115. Dec 26 12:18:42 <DormantDex> hmm?
  116. Dec 26 12:44:09 <TechnicolorDalek> Clearly the fact you enforce a set of rules upon a certain social construct means you're, somehow, sexually repressed, and yearning for the Pretty Thick and Strong Dick of those you enforce upon?
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  118. Dec 26 13:11:10 <DormantDex> last I saw of ian I was kinda sexually unsatisfied
  119. Dec 26 13:11:47 <DormantDex> now, not so much. but I really don't want to get within a hundred miles of his penis
  120. Dec 26 13:12:27 <DormantDex> TechnicolorDalek: do you have logs of this place?
  121. Dec 26 13:13:24 <TechnicolorDalek> of course
  122. Dec 26 13:16:29 <DormantDex> can I see them for the last 24 hours?
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