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- >be me, bonky
- >i'm in a room
- >with a head
- >the head says "in this room, nothing happens"
- >i'm like, okay, that's a thing that happened
- >but nothing happened
- >i look around
- >i get the uneasy feeling that nothing is happening
- >i leave the room
- >but nothing happens
- >i start running
- >but nothing happens
- >nor happened
- >nor is happening
- >nor will happen
- >i ask the head what it wants
- >the head wants nothing because wanting leads to happening
- >i bonk the stupid head
- >but nothing happens
- >'oh, fuck' i think, but still nothing happens
- >i scream
- >but nothing happens
- >i shit and fart and cum but nothing happens
- >how is this possible? i ask the head
- >how can nothing happen
- >"in this room, nothing happens" says the head
- >i set down to outsmart the room
- >i decide the only way to win
- >is to make something happen
- >i think about it for a long time
- >about how to make something happen
- >but nothing ever comes
- >nothing ever happens
- >nothing can come from nothing
- >"in this room, nothing ever happens," says the head
- >"in this room, nothing ever happens," i say
- >and nothing ever happened.
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