Bing Bing

I was sitting on a plane
the guy next seat drove me insane
he would gasp and he would twitch
playing Mario on the switch

Bing Bing, he grabbed the coins
bing bing, he yapped with joy
bing bing, that awful toy
bing bing, and Mario yelled "WAHOOO"

Flight dragged on and took its time
his console would beep and chime
he wasn't even good at it
kept losing lives and played like shit

Bing Bing, he grabbed the coins
bing bing, he yapped with joy
bing bing, that awful toy
bing bing, and Mario yelled "WAHOOO"

music played and plumbers jumped
and this guy somehow was pumped

I was 'bout to kill that guy
to yell at him and ask him why
then he stopped and turned to say
"Hey my dude you want to play?"

Bing bing, I grabbed the coins
bing bing, I yapped with joy
bing bing, that awful toy
bing bing, and Mario yelled "WAHOOO"