Geeksquad Exxy

"So you’re saying you’ve got some kind of persistent virus you just can’t figure out a way to get rid of? Are you sure it’s not just some program you’ve turned on, or a button you’ve pressed accidentally?” The guy in the Geeksquad uniform said, looking at your laptop from behind the counter.

“Yeah, this definitely didn’t start on my computer. I was just browsing the internet when it, well, popped up.” You replied, shrugging. You hoped the few times you scanned the store hadn’t been noticed. You didn’t need people thinking you were a crackhead or something on top of all this.

“Can you show it to me?” He asked, looking from the dark screen to you, to which you nodded, hit the power button, and turned it back around to face him. There was the usual sounds of start up, and then one not-so usual one. A cheerful, whimsical voice that sang out despite your having turned off the speakers.

“Ooh, breakfast in bed~? Anon, you shouldn't have!” Needless to say, the guy looked startled by, what you imagined to be, Exxy’s face illuminating the screen. Then, two huge, pillowy hands pushed out, grabbed the guy’s head, and shoved it into the screen. You watched from behind your laptop as the man sunk into it, and Exxy climbed out, gobbling him up as he went. In a matter of moments, you could see Exxy’s thick, dripping tongue curling around the guy’s crotch, his struggling body stiffening up, Giving Exxy a chance to tug his doughy gut free of the admittedly oversized screen. His hands grabbed the guy’s legs, and he wolfed down the last of him as he tumbled free with a meaty pop. The last part of him to go was the lower half of his tail, your precious laptop waving about in the air as Exxy lounged on his now-filled gut. You peeked over the counter, looking down past the virus’ tail, butt, and thighs, looking at the shifting of his belly, knowing all too well what those squirms meant. Sure, they’d been rather panicked before, but now there was a certain, shuddering slowness to them. A worrying part of you felt rather jealous of the way you watched the bulges of his body shudder, and how that needy, muffled groan sent a shiver down your spine.

“Ahh, delish~” Exxy purred, patting his belly before perking up, his mouth opening wide as a belch rumbled up and out his throat, a wallet and shoe going flying out, landing in a sticky puddle. Upon working a bit of the gas in his gut out, Exxy turned to grin up at you, licking the drool from his lips before flashing you those pointy teeth.

“Geeksquad, Anon? Trying to get rid of lil’ ol’ me~?”  How the hell was a man-eating computer virus so damned adorable? You rolled your eyes as he beckoned you over, checking out the store again before slipping behind the counter. He went to grab at you, but you managed to dance out of his grip. You couldn’t believe you were still doing this but, well, you wanted your laptop back from him, and keeping him happy and fed was pretty much the only way to do that.

“Give me a second, alright? I don’t need to lose another set of clothes to your gut.” You took your shoes, socks, and pants off, folding them into a pile before looking back at Exxy. You weren’t sure you liked the fact that you would rather Exxy get on with it rather than being found in a store in a shirt and underwear. Oh well, it was just a few seconds now-oh, there we go. Exxy, drooling, took gentle hold of your legs. Turning you around, he lifted one leg up and set it down inside his maw, his thick tongue swishing over it before he pulled it to the back of his mouth and swallowed. All of a sudden, you felt the vice grip of his throat seal around your foot and ankle, tugging you down. You quickly got down onto your hands and knees, grimacing as you felt him take hold of your other leg, cramming it in along side the first one that was currently making a bulge in his throat.

From there, the virus made short work of you, greedily gobbling you down, his tongue licking over your legs, slathering you in drool before his throat gulped you further down. Despite how tight it was around you, his neck was still bizarrely soft, rubbing over your body like some kind of lewd massage. You tried to ignore the suggestive look he gave you before dragging you into his mouth down to your hips, though it was impossible to ignore the feeling. You felt his tongue working over you, dragging over your ass, drinking in your flavor before slipped back around under your front, sliding between your thighs, grinding against you, leaving you drenched and sticky in more than one way as he took his time sucking on you like a lollipop.

Honestly, this might not have been too bad had it not been for the fact that a door to the back opened up, a too-pretty girl stepping out, her eyes scanning for her fellow geek, only to land on Exxy and yourself, probably mostly Exxy due to the amount of him out there, and the amount of you in him.

A moment of pure silence passed, one you might have found more awkward had it not been for the feeling of Exxy’s throat clenching and moving in reverse, quickly ejecting you back out onto the store’s floor. The girl tried to head back into the room she’d stepped out of, only for Exxy to follow her back there, wiggling his hips to push them through the door. You tried not to pay too much attention to the wet sounds coming from inside the room as you peeked back out at the store from your position. The two of you had gotten lucky for the most part, though as you glanced about, you realized one thing you’d forgotten. The camera pointing at this area.

It was at that time that Exxy pushed his way back through the door, a set of hands grabbing fruitlessly at his plump lips, the virus giggling as he swallowed one more time, the girl’s painted nails disappearing into the gluttonous shorty’s maw, down his throat, and into his gut, joining the rest of her, as well as the guy from before, whose clothes had no doubt started to melt. Still, despite her struggling now, making Exxy really need to strain to push his gut through the doorway, you knew that soon enough, the two of them in there would probably be going at it like rabbits, enjoying the soft, cradling warmth of Exxy’s gut. Tfw no gf indeed.

Still, sitting, Exxy just smiled, grabbed your legs, and dragged you back into his maw and down his throat, getting your hips nestled comfortably inside his mouth, tongue once again going back to licking you. Shuddering, you decided to mention the camera, and the necessary visit to the security office, later. For now, you’d enjoy this tender, savoring sensation, as well as occasionally reaching down, kneading and squeezing Exxy’s gurgling gut.

You’d get rid of him for sure, next time. Definitely.