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[FR Sing-Alongs] Make a Man

Feb 19th, 2013
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  1. >Day of training in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Shit, shower, and shave.
  4. >Don your ceremonial Flutter-repelling karate gi.
  5. >Okay, well, it didn't actually repel Fluttershy...
  6. >But you always felt powerful wearing it...
  7. >Eat your breakfast after chopping the table in half.
  8. >In reality, you just unlatched the hook underneath and let that half fall after you pressed your hand to it.
  9. >Still felt alpha as fuck.
  10. >Mid-cereal comes the faithful knock at the door.
  11. >Center yourself by grunting and pressing your palms together in front of your face.
  12. >Close your eyes and take deep breaths.
  13. >Pull a black headband out of your pocket and tie it.
  14. >It matches your totally legit 50th degree black belt.
  15. >Open your eyes.
  16. >It's time.
  17. >Flying ninja kick your way to the door and throw it open.
  18. WOOOOOAAAHHHHH!
  19. >You swing your arms around like you're about to perform some ninja jutsu.
  20. >You pull your right foot up your left leg and stop when it's bent 90 degrees.
  21. >You wobble for a moment and have to hop up and down a few times to keep from falling over.
  22. You will never defeat me, Flutter-san!
  23. >Your lips move in a badly dubbed version of what you're saying.
  24. >Fluttershy tuts.
  25. >You notice for the first time that she's also wearing a karate uniform.
  26. >"Anon, Anon... You're technique is all wrong."
  27. >She floats over behind you while you stay frozen in position, ready to strike at a moment's notice.
  28. >You hear music start to play faintly.
  29. >http://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64?t=16s
  30. >Not this shit again...
  31. >Fluttershy taps your right leg, making you lift it higher.
  32. >She moves your outstretched arms lower so that your center of gravity is more manageable.
  33. >She focuses your head forward.
  34. >"Let's get down to business." She barks in your ear.
  35. >"To reshape these buns." You flinch as she grabs your butt.
  36. Why'd I get the rapist?
  37. >You spin around quickly.
  38. Instead of any other ones?
  39.  
  40. >She's gone from your sight.
  41. >"You're the cutest thing I've ever met."
  42. >She's behind you again. "And you can bet, before I'm through."
  43. >She ruffles your hair. "Mister I'll make a man, out of you..."
  44. >Fluttershy rubs her face up against yours and rubs your crotch with a hoof.
  45. But you're tranquil as a forest...
  46. >You push her away.
  47. >"I'm on fire, within!" She presents her dripping marehood to you.
  48. >"Once you find my center..."
  49. >You blow past her and start down a dirt path.
  50. I'll be full of sin!
  51. >She chases you to a river crossing. "Don't be spineless, pale, pathetic..."
  52. WHAT?
  53. >"Oh you haven't got a clue..." She backs you up against the riverbed.
  54. >"Somehow I'll make a man out of you."
  55. >Fluttershy hugs you tight and starts mashing her twat.
  56. >"I'm never gonna catch my breath."
  57. >You try futilely to push her off.
  58. Say goodbye to those who knew me...
  59. >Look to your weak muscles.
  60. Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym...
  61. >This mare's got you scared to death.
  62. >Hope she doesn't get the D.
  63. >Look to the river.
  64. >Boy you really wish that you knew how to swim...
  65. >"Be a MAN!" Fluttershy backs her crotch up against yours.
  66. >"Your coom must be swift as a coursing river." She cranes her head to look up to you.
  67. >"With all the force of a great typhoon!"
  68. >You gag.
  69. >"With all the strength of a raging fire."
  70. >You jump into the river.
  71. >"As powerful as the mare inside the mooon!"
  72. >You struggle to stay abreast of the water.
  73. >Fluttershy flies above you, not really panicking the way she should be.
  74.  
  75. >"Time is racing toward us." She rubs her belly.
  76. >"Until our son arrives..."
  77. >She reaches out a hoof to you.
  78. >"Heed my every order."
  79. >You reach out for it but she pulls away.
  80. >"And you might survive..."
  81. >You chance yelling at her.
  82. You're unsuited for...
  83. >You go under and come back up.
  84. My semen store!
  85. >Catch a breath.
  86. So pack up!
  87. Go home!
  88. You're through!
  89. >She sobs.
  90. Why would I make a mare out of you!?
  91. >You go under again, taking in large gulps of water.
  92. >You try to keep your eyes focused on the light of the sun, but your vision start going dark.
  93. >"Be a man!"
  94. >Fluttershy's garbled voice.
  95. >"You must be swift as a coursing river!"
  96. >You can hear her crying.
  97. >"With all the force of a great typhoon!"
  98. >Something splashes into the river.
  99. >With all the strength of a raging fire...
  100. >An orange blur tugs on your gi collar.
  101. >Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
  102. >Your eyes close.
  103.  
  104. >"Be ah man!"
  105. >Something pushes on your chest.
  106. >You shouldn't have swam in that coursing river.
  107. >You cough and sputter up water.
  108. >With all the force of a great typhoon.
  109. >Applejack hugs you.
  110. >With all the strength of a raging fire.
  111. >You see her glare daggers at Fluttershy.
  112. >As powerful as the mare inside the moon...
  113.  
  114. >Fluttershy takes off, leaving you and AJ.
  115. >"Ahm so glad you're alright, Sugarcube."
  116. You... saved me...
  117. >You give AJ a big hug and stroke her wet mane.
  118. >You feel her muzzle get a little warmer against your face.
  119. >"Aw, t'weren't nuthin'. Ah'd do anything for a... han'sum feller like yerself..."
  120. >You break the hug and look into AJ's eyes.
  121. >Her blush deepens.
  122. AJ...
  123. >She nods.
  124. Don't tell Fluttershy, but...
  125. >You motion her closer and she complies.
  126. >You whipser:
  127. [spoiler]Apples are my fetish. [/spoiler]
  128. >You spend the rest of the day
  129. [spoiler]>Fucking Applejack.[/spoiler]
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